The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Si Jing didn't notice, he was still poking his head out on the balcony.After watching for a while, he meowed suspiciously.

How did you raise it so well?

It's only been in your place for a day, and the flower buds have come out?

Kan Ze just laughed, still holding the water bottle, and didn't tell him that the buds were actually urged out by him.

After all, flowers are of extraordinary importance to all plants.If it wasn't for being stimulated, how could it come out so quickly.

The house seems quiet, but in fact, Fenpan is making demands on Kan Ze at the moment.

"There's a lot of water!"

Kan Ze put the pot back, and it started shouting again.

"The water is low!"

Chatting endlessly, "I think there's a bug in my bed!"

This means that there are worms in the pot.After all, counting according to age, Fenpen is at the age of fifteen or sixteen at the moment, which is completely different from a thousand-year-old grass like Kan Ze. People who can be tossed by youthful vitality alone have headaches, very much like a rebellious period. child.Kan Ze glanced at it indiscriminately, with a hint of warning in his eyes.

There are worms, catch them yourself.

……

Dividing the pots had no choice but to use the roots to trap the worms and use them as nutrients.

It drank water and gurgled, Si Jing leaned close to the furry head and listened for a while, then jumped down from it contentedly.He jumped on the carpet, and Shi Shiran stretched himself.

He was hugged by the man again, and kissed the soft ear.

Si Jing patted his face with his paw.

this person.

Don't you work?

Is it out of date?Can't even get a job?

Of course Kan Ze is not angry, there is a long line of people waiting for him to shoot, and the schedule is packed to the brim.But thinking about Si Jing's reaction that seemed to be sick at that time, and he couldn't just leave him at home, he always felt uneasy. After thinking about it, he put his forehead against the cat's forehead and asked in a low voice: "Would you like to leave me alone?" Come with me?"

Si Jing raised his eyes and glanced at him.

——Then let’s go.

Being idle at home is also idle, my brother stopped by to guide you in your work so that you can support me better.

……Pooh.

If you say something wrong, who will use you to raise it.

Kan Ze didn't bring a cat bag, so he stuffed the kitten into his coat, let him poke his head out of his collar, and went downstairs like that.The assistants and managers downstairs were all waiting for him in the car, and when they suddenly saw him approaching like this, the cigarettes in their hands almost dropped.

Fang Yuandao pushed his glasses, "Brother Kan, take it there?"

He clearly disagrees.

Kan Ze lifted his hairy butt up, and said calmly, "Yes."

Annoyed, Si Jing grabbed a small piece of flesh from his neck and sucked it brutally.

Kanze's popularity is high, and the resources are quite good. The place where the car stops is the best photo studio in the city, and what is going to be shot is also the cover of a special issue of one of the top five first-line men's magazines in China.The lighting and background are all ready, and the staff coming and going in the venue almost turn their heads to look at the scene.

Si Jing was paralyzed on the sofa, looking at the phone in Fang Yuandao's hand with his head extended.

Fang Yuandao is checking Weibo at the moment.Looking at it, the brow twitched.

He paused and enlarged the picture on the screen.

A few days ago, Si Jing was splashed with a basin of sewage for no reason because he was on a long vacation. To clarify, the studio released a picture of his rest.The picture of resting is quite normal, but Si Jing's face is really ugly when he is huddled under the quilt, it is as white as a piece of paper, causing countless mother fans to worry about it.

"Our baby must take good care of itself!"

"What's going on? Have you got a fever? It looks so pitiful, woo woo woo!"

"Mom's heart hurts! My heart hurts!"

Looking through the comment section, most people were concerned about Si Jing's physical condition, and the previous focus was successfully shifted.Coupled with a letter from a lawyer with righteous words, fans immediately went to tear up the rumor-making official account.

Until here, the development was still within Fang Yuandao's expectations.

Until there are many comments of unclear meaning appearing.

"Did you see the upper left corner?"

"……I also……"

"Well, I'm sorry to bother you, but I too..."

"..."

"I seem to have gotten it right."

Fang Yuandao's heart skipped a beat.

He quickly zoomed in on the picture and focused on the upper left corner, stared at it for a long time, and finally saw something famous - half of the watch was exposed on the bedside table, and the corner of the coat that he took off in a hurry happened to be Kan Ze attending the event that day worn.If it hadn't been magnified several times, I really couldn't see it, and I didn't even notice it when it was sent out by the studio.

But for the majority of netizens, there is obviously no such possibility that they cannot see it.Even after adding a filter, the color of the clothes did not match, but they still found the comparison picture, and they came to the conclusion that this was Kan Ze's clothes.Countless CP fans have dug thousands of feet to find candy, not to mention that there is no need to dig the ground at this moment, and the real master has personally fed candy into their mouths. Just click in and have a look. It's a universal celebration, the atmosphere is like you just won the lottery today, everyone is excited about winning the big prize.

"Diamond Candy! Diamond Candy!!"

"What does Jing Bao's expression, posture, and frowning motions lying on the bed represent, I can't even think about it!"

"Hey hey, what did Kan Ze do to take off his clothes? Hey hey..."

"Upstairs, what did you do? I can't even think about it! I don't know what my name is, Jing Bao! Hee hee, it smells so good."

……

Si Jing arched his back, his hair exploded.

What do these people mean?

Does he look like he's been crushed? ?

He spun around on the chair angrily, then turned his head, Fang Yuandao was backing out with his temples supported.Now this posture, if you want to clarify, it is to make the matter worse, it is better to deal with it coldly and pretend not to see it.Anyway, cp fans eat a candy, so that the vigor and vigor of the rumors will not be known to everyone.

It's just that looking at the rapid growth of this pair of CPs is really beyond Fang Yuandao's expectations.

I don't blame the people who eat melons.As for Si Jing's pair of flushed little cheeks when he was on Kan Ze in the variety show, fans of both sides can jump into this big pit without hesitation.Si Jing's own fans couldn't find any reason to explain that little blushing. They stared at him for a long time, but they couldn't say "Our Si Jing is a little afraid of the company's leaders", right?

Don't be ridiculous, the news that Si Jing beat up the company's top executives can still be searched now.If it is called fear, there is no one in the world who is not afraid.

Fans of Si Jing thought over and over for a long time, and had to hold their noses to admit the fact: their baby might really have a crush on Kan Ze.

Draw a key point, or Shan, Xiang, Si.

Ouch, poor little one.

Some big fans also asked questions, "Then why did you hate Kan Ze's family at that time?"

The big bar owner of Sijing Bar thought for a while, then waved his hand, "Maybe he took the route of hacking him if he likes him."

This logic convinced the fans of both parties strangely. After all, Si Jing was indeed comparable to elementary school students in some respects. If he was inexperienced, it was not impossible to bully him if he liked this person.

Things like CP are actually quite amazing. If the popularity of the two parties is far apart, or if one party is unilaterally reciprocating, then it is a blood-sucking rhythm; fortunately, these two people are now popular, and the closeness shown in variety shows It's not fake, and since it's the same studio, they're all a family, so they won't be torn apart.

Fans tend to be more tolerant towards CPs of the same sex, which is better than those of the opposite sex who might get married and have children together, right?

What's more, after watching more, I really feel that it is a bit worthy.

With this kind of acquiescence, the banner of watching the scenery was planted vigorously.Only a few episodes have aired, and a single spark is ready to start a prairie fire.

Seeing that they were preparing to print wedding invitations, Fang Yuandao couldn't help feeling headaches one after another.

He refreshed again, only to see another trending search suddenly parachute to the top:

#Chen Caicai died of illness#

Death?

Si Jing saw this with him, and forgot to restrain himself for a while, and anxiously pressed his paw on Fang Yuandao's arm, and stepped on it several times.The agent didn't notice it at the moment, so he quickly clicked on the news. The person in the picture was covered with a white cloth and pushed into the car, followed by Chen Caicai's agent, who was crying with his head down.

The figure of the person under the white cloth was thin, as if only a handful of bones were left.Si Jing squinted his olive green cat eyes and stared at the picture carefully for a while.

"It's gone."

When Kan Ze came over between filming, Fang Yuandao lowered his voice.He didn't want others to hear him, so he whispered, "You're not very old, I haven't heard of any illness, so why don't you just have it?"

He has his own information network, and he learned more details than the news, "I heard that the death was terrible, bleeding all over the body, and the clothes can't be seen—"

Kan Ze frowned, feeling a little strange.

Chen Caicai raised Gumantong.But that kind of little ghost can't kill people.

He pondered for a while, then lowered his head, facing his boss Jing's wide-open eyes.

what happened?

Kan Ze leaned down and patted his head.

"I'll check." The man said softly.

There was a female staff member standing next to her in high heels asking Kan Ze to go back again. A pair of high heels that were nearly [-] centimeters in height was like walking on flat ground, and she walked around quite freely.Si Jing was still slumped on the chair, but he suddenly got up as if he had noticed something.

Fang Yuan said strangely: "Xiao Hua?"

Si Jing didn't have time to worry about him calling this stupid name after Kan Ze, he just jumped off the chair and chased after him for a few steps with his four fat and short legs.He was chasing the female staff member, but she had long legs, and even though she was wearing high heels at the moment, she still took several steps towards him in one step.

Si Jing ran on the ground for a long time but failed to catch up. Instead, he was stared at by people coming and going, all of them were full of enthusiasm, full of wanting to fuck.

Fang Yuandao didn't like cats, so he was heartbroken by the cuteness. He lowered his head to hug this frowning little cutie, "Hungry?"

Si Jing didn't say anything, and after a while, he meowed in response.

The strange feeling from following Chen Caicai that day came again.

Now, Si Jing finally knew what this strange feeling was - Chen Caicai, a female star who was used to wearing high heels, couldn't walk very slowly, so how could it be possible for him to catch up easily?

Or, was she there waiting for him to pass?

-

To solve this problem, you have to do it yourself.

Si Jing couldn't hold Kan Ze back.Kan Ze is just an ordinary person, if he gets involved in such goblin things, if there is any karma, he will be punished by heaven.Taking advantage of the night, he quietly got up from the bed, and seeing that he didn't wake up the man, he opened the door lightly and walked out.

But Kan Ze didn't wake up, but Er Hei woke up, spraying hot steam on his face, and wagging his tail happily at him.

"Stupid dog." Si Jing lowered his voice, "I have to go out, you are at home."

Erhei couldn't understand, bit a frisbee and came over, the dog's eyes were full of longing.

This is not the time to play Frisbee.

Si Jing held the frisbee under his arm, fearing that throwing it would wake up Kan Ze, he hesitated for a while, and waved at Erhei.

"come over."

The German black-back had been getting close to him for the past few days, so he didn't worry at all, and went forward unprepared.Si Jing took the reins and took him away.

He drove his own car downstairs, pushed Erhei into the back seat, kicked the accelerator and went to the Monster Tavern.

The tavern was still brightly lit at the moment.In the middle of the night, many monsters with a regular life and rest have already gone to sleep, leaving only night owls.The owl demon stood with glaring green eyes, and above his head, there was a bat demon hanging upside down with his feet hooked on the hanging rope of the lamp, with long hair hanging down, just like a horror movie.

Si Jing went all the way to find the vixen, but unexpectedly found another acquaintance.

It was Bai Hongli.

"benefactor!"

Seeing him, Film Emperor Bai suddenly stood up and waved at him, "I guess you will come today!"

After Bai Hongli greeted him, he lowered his head in surprise, "Whose dog is this?"

Why is the picture of a cat leading a big dog so strange?

Si Jing patted the German black on the back and taught: "Second black, call someone, be polite."

Erhei sniffed, smelled the seafood smeller, and let out a suspicious voice.

Boss Si sat down opposite Bai Hongli.

The big fat carp also came here after reading the news, but he opened his mouth but didn't mention it. He asked first, "How is your benefactor?"

Si Jing's face turned hot, and he said, "Not bad."

It’s just that I’ve used it a little over the past two days, and my hands are a little painful.

"Father originally said that the benefactor would come to our house to pass the punishment from heaven," Bai Hongli explained, respectfully, "but I couldn't contact you for a few days..."

Si Jing thought for a while, and said from the bottom of his heart: "That's unnecessary."

"Why?" Bai Hongli was polite and tried his best to sell, "You can come to my house to spend the punishment in April, and we will definitely take good care of you—"

One of the cats told the truth.

"Seeing your family makes me hungry."

What if I sleepwalk in the middle of the night and want to have a supper?

"..."

The big fat carp immediately swallowed the rest of the words, and never asked him to go home again.

Si Jingchang sighed.

"How did you die?"

Bai Hongli's expression turned serious, and he said in a low voice, "That's the point."

"Ok?"

"It's not a normal way to die." The big fat carp said, "I'm afraid it has something to do with us."

He said we are demons.

Si Jing frowned, "Isn't that thing she raised?"

Bai Hongli said with certainty, "No."

He explained: "I invited a ghost practitioner to read it."

They are all demons, they don't practice the way of ghosts, so naturally they don't know much about these things; what they know is just superficial content.Si Jing tapped his fingers on the table, and then smiled suddenly after a while, "Why, this is another person who wants to taste the punishment of heaven?"

Speaking of the two words of heaven's punishment, Bai Hongli's expression became even uglier.He said: "Although she is opportunistic and has a wrong mind, she is not guilty of death."

I don't know what kind of monster it is that dares to risk the disgrace of the world and kill it despite the punishment of heaven.

Si Jing said, "I too will be punished by God."

"How can it be the same!" Bai Hongli's fish eyes widened, "You——you are doing harm to the people! How can they compare with you!"

He obviously admired this benefactor quite a lot, and his words were full of admiration, "How many people did you save? How many animals? Let me tell you, if your kindness is worth it, you shouldn't be punished by God!"

Filled with righteous indignation, Bai Hongli suddenly remembered something, lowered his voice, covered his mouth with his hands, and signaled Si Jing to come over.

Boss Si poked his head over, and Bai Hongli whispered bad things about Tiandao in his ear, "This bastard Tiandao doesn't know how to adapt, he's just stubborn."

Si Jing: "...What are you doing so quietly all of a sudden?"

Bai Hongli still lowered his voice, "Father heard that you were still being punished by heaven, so he yelled at home angrily. He scolded for more than ten minutes without any seriousness."

Si Jing: "And then?"

"Then, he was struck by lightning," Bai Hongli said, feeling a little sad, "His scales haven't grown back yet..."

And because of being struck by lightning, the human figure is now naked, and the hair from top to bottom has been burned clean.No hair, no eyebrows, and the legs that were released were white and tender, without even a hair on the legs.

For a fish without scales, Si Jing subconsciously touched his stomach, feeling a little hungry.

Bai Yingdi didn't realize it, he was still talking, a little worried: "This monster is not afraid of heaven's punishment, and there may still be moves in the future."

Si Jing agrees.Heaven's punishment is actually just torture, killing more people is just the difference between light and heavy suffering.But if you don't care, then naturally there will be no restrictions, which is similar to a person without legal constraints, which is a dangerous freedom.

Si Jing thought for a while, but didn't say that the other party seemed to be looking for him.

The two had a rough chat, and talked with the vixen for a while, but they couldn't ask more.The vixen had already contacted a few big demons, preparing to deal with this matter. Si Jing and Bai Hongli left the tavern, stood in front of the door, and asked politely casually.

"How are you going?"

Bai Hongli pulled the collar of his coat, a blush suddenly appeared on his face, and he coughed dryly.

"I have someone to pick it up."

There were already young people leaning on the car waiting at the door.Hidden in the darkness, he couldn't see his face clearly, but he could only see his slender figure with superior proportions, which was not bad at all.

Cats know it all.

"The little red fish?"

Doesn't it mean that the gender is wrong?

"Then what can we do," Bai Yingdi said in a low voice, "That's my fiancée too."

And when wearing women's clothing, you can get back the feeling of childhood.

The big fat carp didn't have the nerve to say this.

He took a few steps down and went down the steps. The young man who came up covered him with his coat, protecting him from the chilly night wind in early spring.Bai Hongli was wrapped in his coat, and said in a low voice, "Benefactor, how are you going? Do you want me to take you back?"

Si Jing took Erhei by the hand, and was about to say that he came by car, when he suddenly heard a voice from behind.

"He's also picked up."

Si Jing: "..."

Si Jing: "!"

He suddenly turned his head, and the two black men he was holding stood up and jumped on the man.Kan Ze patted the dog's head, there was only a smile on the corner of his mouth, but there was no smile in his eyes, and he glanced at the kitty.

Bai Hongli was also taken aback, "...Kan Ze?"

Kan Ze opened the door and made a gentlemanly gesture.

"Come in, little flower."

Si Xiaohua was inexplicably startled, tightened the dog leash, anxiously: "I'm driving."

He tried to hold back.

This looks like, why does it seem like the rhythm of the bow and arrow course is going to be advanced?

Kan Ze didn't panic, and took out a pot of catnip grass from inside, held it in his hand, and looked at Si Jing quietly.

"Come in?"

Special!

There is still grass in the hand!

Si Jing swallowed, and had no choice but to sit in obediently.He was leaning against the German black back, and his heart seemed to grow grass.

How shameless.

The old pervert.