The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Before he really got to know Kan Ze, Si Jing felt that this person must be a villain with a dark heart, who took advantage of his seniority and high popularity to snatch his nemesis for endorsement.

After getting acquainted with Kan Ze for real, this image quickly reversed, and he became an old man with high qualifications and exuding a good smell... a dead pervert.

The dead pervert took his time, turned his voice a little louder, and asked, "Do you want VR glasses? This TV can make you feel immersive."

Being in...the place...

Si Jing was stunned by the stinking shamelessness of this human being.

How nasty this must be!

Although he has seen cat movies, he also understands etiquette, righteousness and shame. Those kinds of small movies are usually hidden at the bottom, in the subfolder of "Performing Arts Psychology and Actors' Self-cultivation" subfolder of "My Files" It can be said that the "Action Movie Study Materials" are hidden quite secretively, and most people can't find it easily.Open it once in a while, and the curtains and doors must be drawn tightly, and it is best to lock them, just in case.

How can there be such an open and aboveboard broadcast on the TV in the bedroom as Kan Ze!

The two cheetahs on TV have officially started fighting now, rolling around.The magnetic voice of Mr. Zhao in the background is still introducing: "Spring is the season of recovery of all things, and it is also the season of reproduction and mating. Two cheetahs found each other. They are going to form a new family here..."

Si Jing patted his tail on the sheets anxiously, fidgeting, and wanted to dive in and start a family with them.

He's in heat right now, more easily stimulated than usual.Listening to the bold words and wild roars in it, it feels like grass has grown in my heart, scratching my whole body and making me feel uncomfortable.

Turning his head, Kan Ze was sitting on the bed with his two superior long legs crossed, calm and unhurried.

Seeing that, Si Jing became angry, bared his teeth, and bit his wrist.

Change channel!

Kan Ze held the remote control in his hand and lifted it up high. The short-legged cat jumped on the bed vigorously, but couldn't reach it with all his strength.

Put it down and change the channel for me!

Change channel! !

How could there be such a wicked person in the world!

He jumped up and down, and even stretched his claws on the man's shoulder, but he couldn't reach it, but he was exhausted.Si Jing gradually became angry, smelling the familiar fragrance, lowered his head fiercely, and took a aggressive breath on him.

Suck you up!

Kan Ze saw the fluffy ball jumping up and down, but thought it was cute, so he rubbed the tip of his tail.

When Si Jing inhaled, he felt bad.

The body seems to no longer listen to itself.When I looked down again, the hairy claws gradually disappeared, replaced by smooth arms - his figure elongated rapidly, and the thick layer of hair covering his head also slowly disappeared, his field of vision expanded sharply, and the figure of the young man reappeared Show up on the bed.He was still kneeling on the man, looking a little dazed, and looked blankly at Kan Ze.

Kan Ze stopped laughing, and fixed his gaze on him, subconsciously grabbing his hand to prevent him from falling.

……

Day you are a fairy board board Yo.

Si Jing suddenly remembered that when he was in estrus, it was difficult to maintain his original shape when he was stimulated.

This is great, the scene has become a living person.

He turned over and pulled the quilt over his body, still muttering, "What are you looking at?"

Kan Ze's eyes seemed to grow on him, and it took him a while before he smiled and said, "Look at you."

He put his hands on the young man's head and rubbed it.

"You haven't retracted your ears, Xiaohua."

Si Jing shook his head, and his hairy ears trembled accordingly.Before he could say anything in the future, Kan Ze hugged him again.

Hugging a human feels completely different than cuddling a cat.But one thing is the same, as if the heart was filled at once.

"...Little Flower."

Kan Ze's lips covered the inside of his ear.

The man's voice was very soft, softer than ever before.Si Jing just listened, and felt the blood in his body flow faster, and his heart seemed to pierce through his chest, jump out, and fall into Kan Ze's arms.

"itch……"

"Xiao Hua," Kan Ze said in a low voice, "not only be my cat, but also my person——okay?"

-

Kanze, this old grass, was actually said to be a material for a lifetime of loneliness.

The year when he became a spirit was much earlier than that of Si Jing. At that time, he was full of aura, and it was not so rare to become a spirit. A yellow-skinned child who practiced with him often complained: "You are not cultivating the way of demons, but cultivating immortals. .”

Although demons are not like those described by Pu Songling who have to rely on inhaling human energy to practice and live, they are definitely not a breed that cuts off the seven emotions and six desires.Where is the orthodox demon so pure and ascetic?

Huang Pizi is different, he goes out every day, and today he is in love with a few wealthy daughters, and tomorrow he flirts with the poor young man in the small building.For hundreds of years, the people around me are like flowing water, which has never stopped.All day long, he was drunk with money and money, and built a big house with three entrances and three exits in the mountains. He looked like a local emperor, guarding three thousand beauties.

Only Kan Ze is still single, concentrating on cultivation and ignoring worldly affairs.

He never expected this day to come, but it wasn't completely unexpected.

After all, he had remembered Si Jing's eyes in the anti-Japanese drama for so long.Watching him jumping up and down, seeing him fussing and getting angry... all became very interesting.For thousands of years, his life was as still as still water, but Si Jing was alive.

The thousand-year-old grass wants to raise a cat.Not only want to feed, but also want to eat.He intensified the smell on his body, which caused Si Jing to sniff his nose all the time, taking advantage of the cat's lack of clarity, he asked what he had just said again.

"Be mine too, okay?"

Maozizi was confused, but still suspicious: "Which TV series did you borrow this sentence from?"

real soil.

Si Jing thought with disgust.

As if it was dug out of the ground, the overbearing president fell in love with my lines.What age is it an antique?

Really. Old Antique. Kan Ze laughed, "If you don't like it, we'll change it to something else."

Si Jing's tail almost went up to the sky, and he hummed proudly.

"I'll suck it for you forever," Kan Ze said, his lips touched his ear lightly, faintly, as if a small flame jumped in from there, burning all the way to the limbs and limbs, "OK?"

Si Jing met his eyes, and his heart beat faster for no reason.

"Damn it..."

He murmured, clutching his chest.

Did the Erha make a home in it?

His legs were limp, but he still wanted to speak hard, "I——I suck catnip."

It's not that I have to suck you, the humanoid six gods!

Indulging and helpless, Kan Ze kissed his hairy ear.

"Well," said the man, "no rush."

He let go of Si Jing.

"You can think about it slowly, and when you understand it... then tell me the answer."

The kitten is young after all, and Kan Ze doesn't want to force him.The man let go of his hand in a gentlemanly manner, and this time Si Jing felt uncomfortable all over. He was already hot all over from the few strokes just now, and now he was staring at the man, wrapped in a quilt unrefinedly, revealing two parts of his naked body. calves.The big tail sticks out from the side, pats left and right.

"That's it?"

Kan Ze asked politely: "Or do you want to inspect the goods first?"

In fact, Si Dalu, who has watched a lot of cat movies, calmly said, "Yeah."

have to check a priori.

He hooked his hands around the man's neck, buried his face in it, and took two strong breaths of the smell that had fascinated him since just now.

Getting closer to smell it made the cat unable to hold it anymore.Si Jing, a tyrant among cats, was also a little distracted, most of the quilt slipped off his body, and he took a step forward with his long legs, and sat straight on the man's lap.

He did this movement very smoothly, as a cat on weekdays, he was already used to sitting.But the current state is completely different from the cat's state. The length of the legs alone is more than a thousand miles away.

Kan Ze hugged him, the flowers almost bloomed, and a small, pink and purple bud appeared from the sleeve.

The man taught Si Jing archery.

Archery is a technical activity, not only the strength and direction must be grasped, but also the bow and arrow that suits you must be selected.The bow that Si Jing used at the beginning was quite delicate, and the string was extremely tight, but as soon as he put his hand on it, he could feel the tension inside.Kan Ze held his hand and taught him to rub the arrow handle first, then pull it back hard, find the right time and place, and slightly increase the strength in his hand——

The arrow suddenly left the string and shot a short distance.It just seemed that the force was too much, the back was still ticking, and the fragments with arrows fell down and splashed on Kan Ze's body.

Si Jing rarely engages in such intense exercise.He dragged his big tail, was out of breath, turned over and was about to rest.

Kan Ze still pulled him up.Si Jing looked at him in surprise.

"what?"

With a smile on the corner of Kan Ze's lips, he said, "I think you've learned well."

of course!The boss is proud.

No matter where he is, he knows everything, he is capable of learning, and he is born with spirituality.

Besides, at this time, the cat movies he watched at that time also gave him some experience. Although he was not very proficient in the past few times, he has gradually grasped the essence of it, knowing how to use the hands flexibly, especially the wrist, to make the arrow fly again. high and far.

Kan Ze is a very competent coach who strikes while the iron is hot and teaches: "Since this is the case, we can start the next stage of learning."

Si Jing was puzzled, "For example?"

"For example, change an arrow."

"..."

Just now seeing how easy he is, Si Jing still treats a creature like a human being with no desires, and everyone is Liu Xiahui.But now I realize that this is a liar.

If this posture can be called pure-hearted and ascetic, the teddy spirit in the monster tavern can become a monk.

Who has played such a big one?

The new arrow that was replaced was much heavier than the one just now. It was heavy, with a considerable length and weight, and a beautiful color. It seemed to be made of high-quality mahogany, rather like a handicraft.Si Jing held both hands tentatively, then immediately let go and swallowed.

"too heavy!"

The cat cub glared.

His wrist will be ruined!

Kan Zesiwen said: "No."

He pulled back Si Jing's hands that had been removed, and put the arrow back into his hands without a doubt, letting him hold it with both hands.

"You try again."

Just as Si Jing wanted to say who wanted to try it, he felt his head go dizzy suddenly, as if he had been strongly stimulated.Immediately afterwards, the pores of the whole body were opened, sucking in desperately, some breath slowly penetrated into his chaotic brain like a Gu insect.

He was gasping for breath and dizzy.

Did this arrow have a voodoo?!

Kan Ze didn't know, and was still doing his best to teach him, "Don't be afraid, take your time."

"..."

Boss Si right now is not a question of whether he is afraid or not, but a question of whether he wants to smoke or not.This was basically on the same level as Hamlet's question of "to be or not to be". Si Jing held the arrow and fell into a difficult self-struggle.

But under this strong stimulation, even thinking has become difficult.

……

It smells really good.

He finally shot the arrow.It's just that after he took out his hand, he couldn't help being groggy, stuck out his tongue, and licked one of the fingers.Kan Ze wiped him with a wet tissue and rubbed his red paws. Seeing his action suddenly, he couldn't help but startled, "Xiaohua?"

Si Xiaohua's eyes were blurred, her tail couldn't even move, she hung stiffly to the side, her legs twitched slightly, as if she had taken drugs.

what……

What a paradise this is!

After waking up the next afternoon, Si Jing almost wanted to go back and beat himself to death from yesterday.

He sat at the dining table with a gloomy face, and Erhei spun around his legs, sniffed suspiciously, and searched again with enthusiastic dog eyes.I didn't see the high-spirited cat from yesterday, but a person sitting here with a black face like a dark cloud at the moment, gave it a look of disdain that he was familiar with.

"Stupid dog."

Boss Si is not pleasing to anyone at the moment, so he really wants to do it.

Kan Ze knew all about his little thoughts, and never mentioned what happened yesterday. He only served him porridge with a smile. The porridge was fish porridge, and the rice was soft and tender. Just right.It was picked by the catnip grass in the vegetable market early in the morning.

Si Jing only took a sip and began to find fault, "It's hot."

Kan Ze pulled the bowl over and blew on him spoon by spoon.The little ancestor was not happy after blowing, "It's cold!"

If it were someone else, he would be able to give him a slap in the face—where did so many things come from, it was just looking for a slap, and he wanted someone to carry him to the door and stand for punishment.

Kan Ze didn't blink, and said warmly, "I'll warm you up again."

Holding the bowl and wearing an apron, he went back to work in front of the stove again, this time, even Si Jingliang, who was furious and angry, felt a little sorry.With so many dishes and dried fish, I don’t know what time Kan Ze started preparing them. He still pulled his face, but didn’t say anything. He finished the bowl of porridge quietly and put the bowl on the table. On the table, I started to pick up other dishes.

It wasn't until he got up that he murmured softly, "Thank you."

Kan Ze's smile deepened.

...that silly cat.

Losing my temper is not painful or itchy, and before making others unhappy, I feel sorry for myself first.

He is clearly a good boy, but it is really difficult to pretend to be fierce.

In fact, it didn't take long for Kan Ze to prepare these.After all, he has a lot of roots, and a sub-pot, and hundreds of hands are busy working together, and he can handle everything very quickly.

In fact, he stayed by Maozizi's side until noon, and the phone's memory was consumed a lot, and it was full of photos.

Of course, this cannot be said to Si Jing.

If you let him know that there are hairy balls in it that I don't know when they took pictures, it will definitely be blown up.

Si Jing couldn't lose his temper, so he could only squat on the sofa and sulk at himself.After giving birth for a while, Erhei ran over biting a small plastic ball and looked at him eagerly.

"what?"

The boss said, "Want to play ball?"

Erhei's snort became more cheerful.

Looking at the red ball, Si Jing was also a little moved.He fiddled with it twice, threw it to Erhei, and ordered, "Go and pick it up!"

The German black back immediately turned around, happily wagging its tail to bite the ball.After biting back, he watched eagerly again.

Si Jing threw it out again, watching it bite back again.

Erhei was so excited, he hadn't played with this familiar toy for a long time, he jumped left and right, waiting.

They waited and waited, but they didn't see Twolegs throwing the ball, but saw Twolegs shrinking slowly.In just a moment, there was only a pile of clothes left, and then, the milk-brown short-legged cat struggled to get out of the pile of clothes, and almost tripped over his own underwear.

He slowly broke free from the shackles of his clothes, then pushed his head and stretched his legs, and kicked the ball away by himself.

Er Hei Gou, who was suddenly robbed of the toy, was stunned.

……

What just happened?

Why did the cat play by itself?

--Wait a minute.

Isn't that its toy?

Si Jingzheng feels at ease about confiscating toys, and it just so happens that he doesn't know who to vent his anger on at this moment, so he just takes the ball to vent his anger.It was a plastic ball, and he kicked it into a World Cup. Just kicking it was not enough, and he had to lie down on it, bite it, and let the air out of it, and it shrunk into a dry semicircle.

Erhei ran after him, almost crying with grievance.

How could this be destructive?

It ran to complain to Kan Ze, who was doing the dishes in the kitchen, and dragged him out by biting his pant leg, so that he could see it.

Look at this bad cat!

Kan Ze is funny.He poured out all the toys he had prepared for the German black back, touched Er Hei, and said, "Take it and play with it."

Erhei had a new love, and immediately forgot the plastic ball just now, and gnawed on the bone by himself.After Si Jing finished taking the ball, Shi Shi ran over and threw a toy mouse to Hei Bei.

He is a well-bred cat, if he robs someone else, he must return one.

It's just that it's not what it was before.

At this moment, the afternoon sun was just right, and Kan Ze even brought catnip over in a pot, and was stretching the leaves on the balcony.Si Jing struggled to climb up, looked at it for a while, and was pleasantly surprised to find a small pink-purple flower bud inside.

Is this going to grow up?

Kan Ze came over to water with a pot, and when he saw him looking over the flowerpot, his smile deepened.

Si Jing carefully touched the little flower bud with the meat pad, motioning for Kan Ze to look.

look!

It's about to bloom!

"Yes," Kan Ze rubbed his hairy head, "grow up."

——Spring is here, and it’s time to bloom.

Boss Si shook his tail, watched Kan Ze sprinkle water into it, sucked one of the leaves, and was satisfied.

what.

You have to grow up quickly.

Catnip turned its blades and seemed to be watching him.The plush head is close, round and round, with clear and big eyes.

……what.

Fenpen thought to himself, this is really terribly cute.