The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

"Wait—wait a minute!" Si Jing's last sane mind finally protested loudly. He was dizzy, smelling the smell, his big tail wagging from side to side, his speech was limp, and he couldn't speak halfway. Si Lili said, "This is different from what I thought..."

He just wants to suck.

Don't want to drink catnip soup?

But no matter how much the head protested, the rest of the body also sang "Conquer" under the power of the catnip, completely disobedient.He leaned against the solid chest in front of him and purred unconsciously, as if he was extremely comfortable.

With such a few sounds, the gods will also be shaken by his cute heart, let alone Kan Ze.The man put the soup pot on the fire more and more firmly, and waited for the pot to come out, but he continued to ask obediently: "What does Xiao Hua want?"

Boss Si thought hard for a while, and then he raised his arm with pride, and announced decisively with the boldness of a big brother: "It's me, sucking you!"

I am the protagonist!

He buried his head down, trying to chew the grass from head to tail, preferably stuffing it all into his stomach.Kan Ze indulged him all the time and let him gnaw until his head was full of round teeth marks. Without stopping his movements, he put down the pot, filled it with soup, and fed him a mouthful with a spoon.

Being fed suddenly, Si Jing's eyes widened and his tail froze.

"Wait--"

Is it not right?

Is there anything wrong with this! !

Even if he wants to be the boss of a class of cats, he shouldn't be in this position!

Didn't you agree that he sucked grass, why did he become grass and eat him?

The soup has been simmering for a long time, and it is already thick, as if it can be pulled out.Kan Ze was not in a hurry, he fed him spoonfuls, and at the end, he couldn't even hold it, and it overflowed from his mouth.

The world was shattered, and Kan Ze reorganized him into a shape.

Brand new.

Si Jing was lying on the carpet, with pink and purple petals scattered all over his face and body. He stretched out his arms, hooked the man's neck, and murmured almost ravingly: "You're blooming——"

Many flowers emerged from the black hair, fine and small.They fell from the man's body one by one, with a clean and faint fragrance, which almost never buried the kittens.Si Jing slept in the sea of ​​flowers, even the corners of his eyebrows and eyes were stained with pollen.The back of his waist was firmly protected by a few thicker roots to prevent him from being injured. He was panting slightly, as if he was extremely tired.

Kan Ze still hugged him, as if he couldn't hug him enough, and kissed the hairy ear again.

"what time is it?"

Si Jing asked, and by the way softly raised his foot to kick him, "Don't do it!"

How long has it been, do you really think of yourself as a perpetual motion machine?

This kind of stuff doesn't exist, okay?

Kan Ze pulled out the phone from the scattered clothes, unlocked it, and glanced at it.

"It's only nine o'clock."

He leaned down again and kissed her tightly.Si Jing couldn't lift his strength at all right now, but he managed to open his hands reluctantly. He stretched out his arms like a gentleman, raised his chin, and ordered, "I'm going to take a bath."

He was hugged firmly by the man.

Lying in the bathtub, his eyes seemed to be covered in a layer of fog.His ears were soaked, and Kan Ze carefully wiped them with a dry towel to prevent water from being poured into Mao's ears; the big tail was also held in his arms, and he was slapped with shower gel twice, dripping wet.

Kan Ze pressed his waist and listened to his ancestor's instructions, "Left."

Moving his hand over, Si Jing's temper came up again, thinking that he was physically and mentally uncomfortable after being tossed for so long just now, grinding his teeth and always wanting to do something, hard to find fault, "The right side!"

Kan Ze smiled softly, moved his hand over as promised, and pressed gently.

"Is this kind of strength okay?"

The question was polite, like a waiter serving guests in a spa.

Si Jing couldn't be more picky, so he reluctantly hummed, "It's okay."

Just make a living.

When she was hugged again, the whole pool of water was washed into a petal bath.Finely divided flowers sprinkled the basin, and the petals swirled in the water. Si Jingai's cleanliness problem was finally satisfied, her waist was sore and her legs were weak. At the beginning, she forced her by the collar and asked to change positions next time. Within 2 minutes He tilted his head and fell asleep on the bed.Kan Ze didn't sleep, but sat by the bed, staring at the young man's face, and patted the young man's back with branches and leaves, as if coaxing an ignorant child who didn't know the world.

"Go to sleep."

The cat cub smacked his lips and slept more and more soundly. In his dreams, he was reminiscing about the catnip soup he had just eaten.

On one side, he completely forgot about his work, while on the other side, Bai Hongli, a model worker, was still working diligently.At twelve noon, Bai Hongli's current production crew ended the filming of this scene.

"Thank you for your hard work!" The assistant and everyone present thanked him, then turned around after Bai Hongli, and reminded him in a low voice, "Brother Bai, we have to have dinner with the investor of the next movie at noon today..."

Bai Hongli frowned.

The assistant also knew his temper and didn't like this kind of occasion, so he immediately emphasized, "I can't push it away, we really have to go."

Bai Hongli had no choice but to follow to the car.Faintly heard someone in the crew raise their voice and say: "Today, I invite everyone to eat grilled fish and braised carp!"

The big fat carp trembled uncontrollably when it got into the car.

Not every monster likes the entertainment industry.After all, all circles in the world have their own rules, and the entertainment industry may be the most chaotic and smoky one. Only on the surface, it looks like a glamorous and luxurious world, but in fact, once this layer of glamor is lifted, the inside is already rotten. up.But there is no way, a monster like Bai Hongli really has to get in.

Cultivation can rely on two things, aura, or faith.Now that the aura has been almost ruined, it is basically a fool's dream to rely on it to get to the next level; demons, large and small, in the demon world can only start from the second method, which has become the belief of many people In order to speed up the speed of cultivation.In this way, becoming a star has become a shortcut.

After all, all the monsters have good skins, so it's not difficult to make a living in this circle by relying on their faces.It's best to be a fan with tens of millions of traffic, even if you can't, you have to become a public figure at the last time.

Bai Hongli originally entered the circle with such an idea.But now that he really came in, his thinking has changed again.

He really liked acting.The more you try, the more sincerely you like it.

When the car arrived, the big fat carp was still frowning, and the waiter opened the door of the box. Inside, the director and several main actors were already sitting at the table, as well as several investors, talking about something with a smile.A supporting actress was silent, but her face was indeed not pretty.

"It's late, Best Actor Bai," the director stood up first, laughing and laughing, "Quick, Best Actor Bai, have you met Mr. Zhang?"

Bai Hongli's brows were slightly flat, and he called lightly, "Mr. Zhang."

The director smiled and said, "Mr. Zhang wants to invest an additional 5000 million yuan in our film. Hongli, look, this is a great thing, right? Thanks to Mr. Zhang, otherwise we would be so tight when making a movie..."

The wealthy businessman known as Mr. Zhang raised his glass, "A little money is nothing."

Sitting next to him was a girl who looked young, only in her early twenties, but she spent a lot of money on her outfit.The assistant at the back had poisonous eyes, took a look, and figured out a rough figure, which made him jump.

My god.

This uniform is worth almost a year's salary.

"This is my goddaughter," Mr. Zhang introduced after drinking for three rounds, "This kid also has a dream, and he just wants to shoot something. He has been obsessed with it for many years. Let's see if you can give me a chance."

The supporting actress on the side turned paler and lowered her head.Bai Hongli lost his appetite to eat, so he saw the situation clearly.

This is obviously to join the group with a salary and squeeze out a position.It is quite clear to exchange money for roles.

"What's so hard about this?"

Although the director was troubled in his heart, he didn't show it on his face, he smiled and said, "Ling Ai's appearance and temperament, why do we need to give a chance? She is born to be an actor!"

He tugged on the sleeve of the supporting actress, motioning for her to make a statement, "Isn't it, Pepe?"

The original supporting actress also knew it in her heart, so she forced a smile and responded in a low voice: "Yes, yes."

She is also a veteran actor, her acting skills are quite good, but she hasn't accumulated much popularity.That's why she debuted at a young age, and now she can only play a supporting role on the big screen. Even if she is squeezed out of the role by the investor's goddaughter, she can only knock her teeth and swallow her blood, and accompany Yinghe.

Bai Hongli frowned, and was about to speak.The little assistant had sharp eyes and quick hands, and kept pulling his sleeves behind him, lowering his voice.

"Brother Bai, don't, don't!"

What's the use of saying it?If you have milk, you are a mother. It's just a supporting role, and the director doesn't care about it at all.To put it bluntly, Bai Hongli was not the one who made the final decision, his opinion was far less important than the money.

"..."

Bai Hongli had no choice but to swallow the words that had come to his lips, but still holding back his anger, he stood up.

The director asked: "Hong Li, you want to leave?"

"Ah."

Bai Hongli dropped a word, and then walked out of the box without looking back.

He sat on the toilet and thought about it, frowning and looked through his savings account, considering the possibility of his own investment crowding out this investor.But he did a lot of things like this before, the investment was big, and he didn't have so much money that he could use immediately, but most of it was invested in charitable organizations to collect marine garbage.

How about buying a lottery ticket now?

But the koi family taught him not to spend this koi luck on lottery tickets, as it would damage his luck.Bai Hongli has been obedient and obedient since he was a child. Although he knew that he could become a billionaire with the flick of a finger, he never thought of this idea once, and he obediently acted as his little poor fish.

He wanted to make a call right now, and pressed his hand on the phone screen, hesitating, considering whether to make an exception.

Before he could figure it out, the phone rang first.Bai Hongli slipped his hand and almost threw the phone into the toilet.

He connected, "Yeah."

On the other end of the phone was Huan Yu, who asked with a smile, "What are you doing?"

Although the blind date cannot be regarded as a complete success, it cannot be regarded as a complete failure.Huan Yu is loyal and funny, and Bai Hongli, a serious and rigid person, doesn't need to rack his brains to think about topics when he is with him.Especially after seeing Huan Yu wearing women's clothes by chance, the feeling became more cordial, as if seeing the little red fish back then.

The big fat carp didn't have the nerve to explain clearly, just said: "I'm working."

On the contrary, Huan Yu heard something and asked, "What happened?"

The big fat carp stared at his knees, the two feet wearing leather shoes were tightly pressed together, and they were placed very upright. He sat on the toilet with a serious face, "No."

Bai Hongli is actually not very clear about Huan Yu's family background.However, I also want to know that the fish in the sea want to go ashore to live, and they were not in their circle before. It is obviously not easy to make money. I heard that they are in the catering business. My parents used to sell pancakes overseas, otherwise they would not have Thinking of hugging with their family to keep warm.Bai Hongli looked at him coldly, Huan Yu didn't seem to have found a job when he came here now, and he came here several times a day to check in, like a thoroughly unemployed young man.

An unemployed young man, why use these figures to stimulate him.

Bai Yingdi is a caring group.

"Okay." Unexpectedly, Huan Yu didn't ask, "Then I'll pick you up."

Bai Yingdi said hello and hung up the phone, still feeling a little happy in his heart.

see you later.

But as soon as he came out of the toilet, when he reached the door of the box, he heard Mr. Zhang laugh loudly inside: "Then I will leave my goddaughter to Director Liu."

"Where is!"

"..."

The mood that the big fat carp raised just now snapped again, and fell back into the pit.

After dinner, Huan Yu waited for him at the door as promised, and drove the car.

Bai Yingdi understood that children in this period love to save face, but he still couldn't help saying: "You don't need to rent a car every time."

And it's a different car every time, all of them are luxury cars, it's too obvious.

Huan Yu was startled.

"It's quite expensive to rent this car for a day," said the big fat carp, frowning, stretched out a finger, and touched the back of the car carefully, "This has to be—"

How many pancakes and fruits do you have to spread out to get them back.

Bai Hongli thought anxiously, he must break off all the fish fins.

The restaurants I went to during the first blind date were enough to spend money. How could Huan Yu bear such a way of spending money?

But if it's all done by myself, the blow to Little Red Fish's self-esteem may be great...

The big fat carp was so tangled up that its tail was about to come out.

Huan Yu looked at him in surprise, raised his brows after a while, and laughed even deeper.

"Then where are we going?" Huan Yu asked, "Where are we going to watch a movie?"

That also costs money!

Bai Hongli thought for a while, and offered a more affordable date plan, "Let's go swimming in the river."

save money.

Huan Yu smiled, "Okay."

He really took Film Emperor Bai to swim in the river, it was dead of night and the shore was quiet.They plunged into the water and swam far, until they reached the island in the middle of the lake.The two fish spit out bubbles and turned their upper body into a human shape. Bai Hongli touched him with his tail and asked, "Can I still get used to drinking water?"

Huan Yu said: "It's a bit bland, but it's okay."

He leaned against the shore, and the waves rolled up layer by layer, getting closer to Bai Hongli.Bai Yingdi asked in the tone of an elder: "Did you do anything after thinking about it?"

"Not yet." Huan Yu said, turning to look at him, "Brother...do you have any good suggestions?"

Bai Hongli was relieved by his elder brother's call, after thinking about it, he really started to suggest.

"People here like to eat hot dry noodles."

Better than pancakes.

Huan Yu looked strange.

Bai Hongli was still racking his brains, "Maybe you are interested in going to New Oriental to learn cooking?"

Huan Yu finally broke into laughter, his eyes sank, and thoughtfully, "I also want to try acting."

Good acting!

When it comes to the professional field, Bai Hongli's eyebrows are instantly beaming, "Acting starts with small roles. There may be a lot of deaths, but these are valuable experiences later on. You must adjust your mentality."

He said, "I can introduce you as an extra."

If he was a normal person, he would directly introduce Huan Yu as a supporting role right now.But Bai Hongli himself came up step by step in this way, and he has almost strict requirements in this field. Except for being a little special to his benefactor, he doesn't like these illegal operations, so his eyes are piercing, "Think about it, think about it. Tell me."

The corners of Huan Yu's lips turned up even more, and he nodded.

"Thank you brother."

Ah!

Bai Yingdi felt that he had the majesty of a brother!

After returning from the river that day, Huan Yu sent Bai Hongli back, and promised that he would never rent a car from the car rental company again.Immediately afterwards, he drove the luxury sports car all the way home, and took out the key to open the door of the family villa.The villa has three floors, the decoration is quite grand, and there is a swimming pool in the yard.Luxury cars lined up in the garage, some that Bai Hongli had seen before, and some that Bai Hongli had never seen, all of them had their logos shining.

The demon who spread the news obviously didn't make it clear.Huanyu's house does sell pancakes.

It's just selling pancakes in chain supermarkets.

His family's supermarket chains can almost circle the world together.

Huan Yu, an unemployed young man who sells pancakes and fruits at home, took off his Givenchy coat, lay down on the Italian leather sofa, and thought about it for a while.

Immediately, he picked up the phone.

"I want to ask a message..."

When the filming started, Actor Bai had no choice but to report on it with dedication, no matter how unwilling he was.He has a few bank cards in his hand, which are all his current family assets, and he is going to talk to the director again.

In the end, after watching for a long time, I didn't see the figure of the goddaughter, "Where is the supporting actress?"

The director smiled and said, "Mr. Zhang withdrew the investment. We got another sponsorship, which is 3000 million more than Mr. Zhang's!"

"..."

The big fat carp immediately calculated in his heart, and was a little flustered. Could it be that a different person brought money into the group?

"No, no, no," the director waved his hands again and again, "The supporting role is still played by Peipei. There will be no substitutions."

Bai Hongli heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that he was still the first actress.

"But the screenwriter team looked at it and felt that the emotional line is a bit too thin," the director said, "so we plan to add another character to the plot."

Actor Bai is very willing to accept reasonable and good changes to the film.He said, "Add what?"

For some reason, the director smiled awkwardly, "Just add—"

There was someone stepping on high-heeled shoes from behind, and came over in a tuk-tuk way.

"Just add your first girlfriend, your true love."

Bai Hongli turned his head, and immediately saw a familiar face.Huan Yu stepped on a pair of small high heels, half a head taller than him, wearing a simple white dress without too much decoration.The long black hair fell down at the moment, covering part of the jawline, and it was more charming than ordinary girls.He whispered softly: "Brother."

The big fat carp shivered when he shouted, and the whole fish was dumbfounded.

"No, Huan Yu?... Huan Yu?"

He turned his head back again to look at the director.

You found a man to play my first love? ?

Have you been bitten by a fish in the head?

Still a shark!

The director plausibly said: "In this way, the publicity will be interesting!"

He swallowed, and tried to smooth things over, "I took a look at the group of extras, and I fell in love with him—look at his temperament and appearance, how suitable for our role, right?"

Bai Hongli: "..."

"elder brother."

Huan Yu yelled again, like a real girl, made a V with one hand, his eyes flashed, and he flew a wink.

"This is Xiaoyu's first role, Xiaoyu will definitely work hard to play it well!"

If the performance is not good, I can only inherit my pancake and fruit stand!

"..."

At this moment, Bai Hongli not only started to hurt the fins of the fish, but also started to twitch the belly of the fish.