The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

However, the cameras were all facing him, and he couldn't find the time to sneak away, so he could only force himself to stand at the door of the operating room.The voices from inside the door came out one after another, like torture.

... No, this is far scarier than torture.

After the operation, the little brother who was still sitting on the side of Si Jing's leg turned into a little girl in an instant.The two hairy eggs were also held out on a piece of paper, and the program team mosaiced them, and the audience watched them live.

"It's quite round, so it looks like this."

"It feels smaller than I imagined after shaving... Hey, Si Jing, why don't you come and take a look?"

Si Jing stayed far away from this group of people and didn't want to get close at all.

What the hell are these demons!

Even organized a group visit!

Half an hour later, the effect of the anesthesia was basically over.The male cat that had just been castrated stood up unsteadily, subconsciously turning his head to lick it.Si Jing couldn't bear to look directly at it, and turned his head, unable to tell it that the thing was no longer there.

Even if you can lick it, it's just two pieces of shriveled skin...

He immediately put the Elizabeth circle on the cat.

Take it and stop trying to lick it.Just treat it for your own good, ah.

At the end of the filming of the variety show, the doctor at the pet hospital specially gave Si Jing an envelope, saying it was a gift for him.Si Jing was a little curious, and when he opened it on the spot, he saw that it was a free sterilization card with gilding on the edges.

"..."

What?

"I heard that you also have cats in your family," the doctor said, and he spared no effort to recommend them. "Our neutering operation here is very good, and it doesn't cause too much pain to the cat. How old is it now? How soon can it be operated on in half a year? It will be spring after Chinese New Year, if you don’t do it ahead of time, it will be even more troublesome—”

Kan Ze on the side suddenly laughed.Si Jing didn't hear either, he stared at the sterilization card for a long time, swallowed, and pushed it back.

"That's unnecessary," he said, tightening his legs, "I haven't planned on it yet."

At this moment, he felt that his head was starting to ache, and he didn't know where the arrogance of a bully in the circle had gone.

The doctor was taken aback for a moment, and the hand who had just cut his balls a few hours ago pushed his glasses, "Are you still young?"

Si Jing stared at those hands, and swallowed again.

"Yes, it's still small, very small."

I'm still a cat baby.

"Well," the doctor seemed to be very sorry, looking at him, "I have also seen photos of your cat on the Internet before. It looks really good, and it is a purebred. If you don't do sterilization, you can wait until spring. Send them here for breeding, we also have a lot of female cats here, and when the time comes, you can take them back to raise them..."

Kan Ze not far away stopped smiling.

Si Jing heard that he had already started planning how to divide the children, and the hair on his head was about to explode, so he evaded: "It——it's not interested in the little female cat yet."

"How is it possible?" The doctor didn't believe it. "This kind of thing is a biological instinct. It is not interested in the little female cat. What is it interested in?"

Si Jing blurted out: "It's quite interested in a male recently."

"..."

Oh day.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, the boss wanted to slap himself.

What the hell is this talking about, who is interested in males?

He's obviously a very serious straight cat, okay?Is it as straight as Dinghaishenzhen?

The doctor at the pet hospital took it seriously, thinking, "Is that true, cats also have this same-sex attraction behavior? You can conduct further research."

His attention was distracted, and Si Jing breathed a sigh of relief.When I saw Kan Ze standing not far away and listening quietly, I was grateful again.

Fortunately, Kan Ze didn't know that he was a cat.

Otherwise, what he said just now... didn't he smash himself out of the closet with a bazooka on the spot?

Kan Ze looked at him with heavy eyes.This look made Si Jing flustered for some reason. It was as if he was introduced to a blind date by an acquaintance in front of his boyfriend. The evil came from his guts, and his voice was a little louder: "You look at a hammer? You don't have a cat."

Kan Ze rebutted him calmly, "I'll raise it."

"You raise?"

At this moment, Boss Si felt a little uncomfortable.In addition to the white cat last time, are you still raising other cats?

His mouth seemed to be chewing a green olive, it was so sour, he said in a vicious voice, staring at the man, "What kind of cat do you have?"

Big trotters.

Gossip, half-hearted, a big pig's hoof!

Kan Ze still looked at him with a serious expression, "I've adopted your cat."

Si Jing was taken aback, subconsciously still wanting to refute, "Who...who wants you to raise him."

Kan Ze took a few steps closer, while Si Jing watched vigilantly.

"Look," he heard the man say, "he came to live with me for a while, and he ate nearly ten catties of salmon, dozens of fried small yellow croakers, and a whole box of nutritional cream. He also took the cat I bought. Litter, cat climbing frame, cat litter box, and my bed, as well as cat teasers, toy mice, balls of wool, small balls..."

The man laughed lightly.

"After using me so much, isn't it my cat?"

The man-eating short-mouthed Si Jing's arrogance disappeared, his mouth shrunken, seemingly speechless.After a long while, a sentence came out of his mouth, "Who wants you to raise it?"

Yes, who wants you to raise it?

Buying so many things, spending so much energy, and even having to give up more than half of the bed—you can completely ignore these things.

I put a knife on your neck and forced you to do it?

Thinking of this, Si Daxie regained his confidence.

You are willing to shovel shit for me, what can I do?

There are many people who fall under my courage and charm. If everyone comes to ask for an explanation, he would not be enough to cut himself into a football team!

Kan Ze pursed his lips, and Dan Feng stared intently, with a smile on his face.

"Yes," he said, "that's exactly what I want."

There was some inexplicable color in his eyes, and he took a step forward, getting closer.The breath sprayed on the cheeks, and the familiar fragrance continued to flow in, which was as intoxicating as ever.

Kan Ze: "From the first time I saw him, I wanted to raise him. If he likes it, he can eat small dried salmon for a lifetime. The ones at home are all his and will only be his."

He paused, and his tone became more serious.

"As long as he wants, he is my cat."

"..."

Si Jingting blushed inexplicably, his ears were on fire, and he couldn't hold back a word.But at this moment, he was breathing a little anxiously, and the smell kept rushing into his nose, and the hot hairy ears were about to be exposed, and Kan Ze wanted to get closer, "What do you think?"

Si Jing was silent for a while, then pushed him away.

"No need," he said with a stiff neck, "I—I can take care of myself!"

Who--

Who uses you to support!

After saying this, Si Jing immediately ran away cowardly, and rushed into the bathroom on this floor.Kan Ze sharply saw his pants swell up from behind, as if by magic, and he knew that the big tail was coming out, and he was angry and funny for a while.After thinking about it, this silly cat can be teased to show his tail, and imagining the appearance of Si Jing running with his big tail in human form, he couldn't help being ruthlessly cute again.

This silly cat.

He sighed softly, with connivance in his eyes, the little buds in his sleeves also nodded, watching the kitty rushing into the end of the corridor wearing a pair of bulging trousers.

—Let him go.

If he really doesn't want to expose his identity, then don't expose him.Kan Ze thinks he has this level of patience, and he also knows that it is not a matter of a day or two for the cat to let go of his guard.

If his old grass wants to nibble on this tender cat, he must have some space with the other party.After all, for Kan Ze who has been around for a thousand years, Si Jing is really too small.

Although I don't know the exact year of becoming a master, but just looking at the current state, I know it has only been a few decades.

What are decades?

Kan Ze thought, he had to hold his breath and let the kitty live in his home willingly.

Let alone decades.Even hundreds or thousands of years, he can wait.

It's not like he hasn't waited.

In the bathroom at the end of the corridor, Si Jing put down the toilet lid with a thud, and now he couldn't care about his little problem of being clean, and sat on it, feeling as chaotic as dozens of snare drums.

The small drum beat so hard that Si Jing was almost stunned.He pursed his lips for a while, and finally couldn't help but slapped himself on the chest, "Be quiet!"

I can't even think about it!

Although the brain issued a quiet command, the heart is obviously out of control at this moment and does not listen to his orders. It can beat crazily and still beat crazily, just like dancing tango in the ventricle.With a milk tea-colored fur tail in his arms, Si Jing fanned himself for a long time.

What is this?

Si Jing thought.

Don’t you just want to support yourself? There are a lot of people who want to support themselves—Kan Ze is nothing special, except for, except for the good news, isn’t there any difference from those human beings who are conquered by his mighty domineering aura? ?

In order to strengthen the verification, he took out his mobile phone, went to Weibo, and clicked on the account of his manager Yuan Fang.

Si Jing himself does not have the habit of taking selfies, he is neither a man nor a cat, and he never posts photos of his life on the Internet.But he can't help that he has an agent who likes to take pictures of him, and occasionally releases one or two pictures as fan benefits.

When the boss lazily went to the economic family to be a cat to eat and drink, he was photographed by Yuan Fang a lot.Those who walked, those who ate, those who slept with their eyes squinted, those who lay in a box basking in the sun... from time to time, they sent out a few pictures, which were marked as Si Jing's cat, and the Twolegs underneath were almost lining up to cry.

What the hell is this cutie made by God himself!

Look at this eye, look at this leg, look at this appearance!

Just as cute as his owner!

Si Jing scrolled down the comments on the photo, and sure enough, he saw a group of human beings who were raving about it.

"Today is also a day where even in my dreams I want to raise a cutie."

"Organize a group to steal cats, my friends, now that Si Jingjing is filming a variety show, go to his house to form a group to steal cats!"

"Ah... I am willing to buy it a lifetime of dried fish, and the storm will cry."

"Good boy, you are always in my mother's dream!"

Si Jing scrolled through hundreds of comments, all of which were similar comments.This group of two-legged beasts slammed into the big wall for him madly for him, saying that they bought more than one or two small fish for a lifetime.Si Jing counted, his next life, the next life, the next life... all the dried fish after dozens of lives will be found.

He put down his phone, and felt a little more inexplicably at ease.

—he said.

Kan Ze just wanted to raise him, nothing else at all.Aren't they humans so easy to be conquered by mighty and domineering creatures?

Gee.

all the same.

The days before were always extraordinarily busy.After the filming of the variety show came to an end, various invitations followed. Calculated, the time spent sitting in the car or on the plane every day is longer than the world where Si Jing sleeps every day.

It was already the end of the new year when he escaped from the various announcements. After Si Jing attended the last New Year's Eve party and ended his program, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.The car passed by the street, and the road was quiet, with almost no trace of pedestrians.

This time is the time for family reunion.Looking out the car window, the lights outside are brightly lit, and almost every house's lights are on.Yuan Fang also took care of his family, and Si Jing sent him back early, "Hurry up, the family is waiting for you."

Yuan Fang got out of the car, still knocking on the window outside worryingly.

Si Jing rolled down the car window, and the manager looked at him from the window, hesitating to speak.Finally, I asked, "Are you okay by yourself? Why don't you come to my house?"

Si Jing rolled up the car window expressionlessly, and threw two words at him, "It's free."

What can he do by himself?Can't destroy the earth?

Yuan Fang was still telling, "Go home obediently, go back early!"

Si Jing waved at him from a distance in the car.

He really went home, but he stood at the door, but he didn't want to pick up the keys at all.I don't know which window is not closed, and the sound of the TV inside is loud and loud, mixed with laughter, as if playing a sketch, "I'm trying hard..."

Si Jing put his hands in his trouser pockets, turned around and walked towards the elevator.

The car ignited and started off.Si Jing kicked the accelerator, first went to the supermarket to buy something, and then went to the adoption center he built.

The adoption station was on the hill, and the car had to be parked at the bottom of the hill. Si Jing took a baby mouthful of the catnip grass that he carried with him, put it in, and then climbed up alone.When he stood at the door, some cats wandering outside had spotted him sharply, meowing and circling around him.Si Jing usually hires someone to take care of him, but today is the Spring Festival, and there is no one else here except these cats.

"Come on!"

"Boss is coming!"

All cats responded.After a while, hundreds of cats surged up inside, all kinds of fur balls with eyes of different colors, almost drowning him.They draw out their calls and walk back and forth around his legs, their eyes sparkling with admiration.

Si Jing walked inside, like a gentleman, "Are you listening?"

The cats followed him without stopping their meowing.

You are obedient!

We didn't fight!

And the scheming cat meowed and complained: "That big orange ate all the canned salmon by himself, and now he can't move his fat legs!"

Si Daxie turned his head in an instant, his gaze was like a torch.

"Really?"

The cat that was exposed and reported squatted in the cat's litter, guilty of not even daring to stretch out its legs.It is also quite large in a lump, which has a shocking visual effect. At this moment, it shrinks its invisible neck and stares silently at the tip of its claws.

The other cats, who like to scratch things on weekdays, also nested in the cat's litter without saying a word, trying to minimize their sense of existence.

Si Jing, the patriarch, pulled out the weighing scale from the house, put it in the middle of the floor, and said solemnly, "Come on, get on the scale."

It's like a primary school teacher taking the students to get an injection.

Daju whimpered and meowed softly, trying to escape the torture of exposing his weight in public.

Helplessly, the boss's heart is as hard as iron, and he treats his subordinates mercilessly, "Get on the scale."

Daju had no choice but to stand up slowly, head drooping and walk on the weighing scale.Si Jing watched intently, watching the red letter on the top of the machine jump and jump, and finally stabilized at a number.

32.

He sucked in a breath of cold air.

What the hell is a cat.

This is really a pig!

How the hell is this eaten? ?

Boss Si had a bit of a headache, so he waved his hand and signaled Daju to go to his right hand, "Come on, come on, just give me a weight test today. Starting from Erhuang, come one by one, and anyone with any problems will come." Stand over there for me."

The hairless cat with its head held its head high, jumped lightly on the weighing scale, and held its head high.

Si Jing took out a notebook and looked at the numbers, then waved, "Yes."

The second cat jumped on it.

"Pass."

The third Chinese pastoral cat was a little guilty, tentatively trying to put one of its hind legs on the ground.Si Jing's eyes were very sharp, and he saw it immediately, and knocked on the notebook quite severely, "Put away that leg at the back, too!"

The Chinese pastoral cats had no choice but to droop their heads, and all stood up.

Si Jing stared at the number above and fell silent.

It doesn't look that big.

Could it be true?

... Let's do it.

He recorded, "Go on."

By the time everything was over, more than an hour had passed.Most of the cats here are just ordinary local cats, and most of them are orange, which is easy to gain weight.The ancients said that "big oranges are the most important", and it is not completely unreasonable. After slipping down, there are more than [-] overweight.Si Jing waved the notebook and directed them to line up one by one, then squatted down, and put a toy mouse that he carried with him in the yard.

All the cats looked up at him.

Meow?

Boss Si's face was serious, "I didn't play this."

A big guy like me never plays this kind of thing.

He turned on the clockwork, let the mouse start to run, and then signaled the cat behind to chase after it, "Come on, run around this yard a few more times, what you lack most is exercise."

"..."

The cats looked at him in disbelief.

Are you serious, man, are you serious?

This is the Spring Festival? !

Regardless of whether it is a holiday or not, Si Jing has a heart of stone, "Run."

The cats present began to run around in circles.On such a day of family reunion, they had a very meaningful and enthusiastic life. Their legs and feet were numb when they were chasing the mouse, and they almost hit the butt of the companion in front of them.

The instructor watched from the side, pinching the watch, reminding a few of them not to fall behind from time to time.But slowly, his eyes passed through these cats, and he didn't know where they fell.

This is the most important festival of the year.

Si Jing actually doesn't know much about festivals, they all seem to be made by people.For cats, any day that eats better and plays better is already a holiday.

But human beings care a lot, and they regard this day as the most important day of the year.He still remembers how his feet fell on the yellow ground, and how he was carried to the table by the couple who raised him. There were rare wine and braised pork on the table, and he also cooked small yellow croakers with paper on the outside. The lantern in the house was bright red, and the hostess cut a small dress from the leftover cloth and insisted on putting it on for him, so he ran away in a hurry.That's a dress, and he's not a little girl.

He still remembered the air at that time, filled with the fragrance of croquettes.The old popcorn machine was turned, and with a bang, the children next to it put down their hands covering their ears and gathered around.

"Oh, oh, Chinese New Year..."

He still remembers the sound of firecrackers.Rumbling, most of the people in the village only make one or two thousand noises, and they are hung out on bamboo poles, and they can be woken up in the middle of the night.

When did that come?

Now there are no firecrackers, and the mountain is quiet.Standing in this courtyard, he could see the stars that were almost invisible in the city when he looked up.

Only the wind blows.He stands here, but he doesn't know where he should be.

Someone knocked on the door.

When the first sound came, Si Jing thought it was an illusion; when the second sound sounded, he was sure.The cats all stopped and watched.

"Who?"

Si Jing shouted, but didn't open the door.Where did this person come from in the wilderness? Could it be some wild ghost who got dizzy and bumped in?

The person outside said, "It's me."

The voice was very familiar, Si Jing took a few steps closer, and the smell was also very familiar.

He sniffled, opened the door a little suspiciously, and opened his eyes to see—it was indeed Kan Ze outside the door. He was wearing a dark coat with a stand-up collar and a checked scarf, looking a bit refined and scum temperament.When Si Jing saw him, he couldn't tell whether he felt comfortable or uncomfortable, but he always felt a little awkward. Since the announcement of "I will support you" that day, the two of them have been busy, and it has been a while since they saw each other. Si Jing said in a low voice, " How do you know it's here?"

Kan Ze just smiled.After laughing, he stretched out the hand behind his back.

"I asked."

"Ask who?"

And my sub-basins.

Kan Ze said in his heart, but didn't say it out, and took another step in.

"Don't let me in?"

"..."

Si Jing stepped aside and let him in.All the cats in the yard looked up at him, and several of them leaned over, their tails circling tentatively, apparently wanting to be petted, but Kan Ze didn't touch any of them, but turned his head to look at Si Jing.

"What about yours?"

The boss was vigilant, "Are you busy?"

Kan Ze hummed again.

"Something happened."

"What's the matter?" Si Jing wanted to push him back out the door, "Tell me, I'll listen."

Kan Ze said, "Let me talk to him about raising him."

……

day!

Si Jing's ears turned red, and he thought aggrievedly, whether this person can understand human speech or not - should he meow and tell this person that he doesn't need him to support him at all? !