The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]
Chapter 33 The Sixth Kitten
Kan Ze stroked the barrel of the gun with his hand, and the light in his eyes was like a patient and restrained cheetah.This look is unfamiliar to Si Jing. He doesn't cooperate with Kan Ze much. In outdoor variety shows, everyone wears bangs, hoodies, casual pants and sneakers. How relaxed and casual is it? Have you ever seen each other wear it? This is a complete set of serious appearance.
This hairstyle is very suitable for men.The contours of the face are clear and distinct, the arc of the jaw is also clean and neat, and the shirt is rolled up twice, revealing a small piece of arm loosely. He held the hand of the coachman and jumped out of the carriage, as if he was serious. The young master who came out of the Republic of China mansion.
No wonder there are so many fans.
Si Jing moved his legs, feeling restless for some reason.The bullet just now seemed to be still embedded in his heart, making his ears feel hot.
What does it feel like?
Si Jing tightened his legs, thinking, it's time to dig out the cat pieces in the trash can and review them again.
It must have been too long, otherwise, how could they be in heat regardless of the occasion or the candidate!
Kan Ze is not a little cat!
After all, his gaze still followed Kan Ze involuntarily, watching him step on the red carpet with long legs and step on the stage.His outfit today is somewhat similar to the one in the movie, he made a few jokes with the host familiarly, and then began to give a thank you speech.
Anyone who is familiar with Kan Ze knows that this person said that this kind of award speech is a routine.
I thanked the director for thanking the staff, thanked the staff for thanking the fans, and finally said that I will continue to work hard.Today the host may also want to dig out something different, so he asked again, "Or do you have any wishes, or goals that are about to be achieved? You can also share with us."
Kan Ze put his fingers on the microphone, thoughtful.His eyes suddenly lifted up, and he glanced across the crowd in the middle. Si Jing felt strangely that he was looking in his direction, and subconsciously turned his head to the side to avoid it.
"--desire?"
"Yes," said the host, "wish."
The smile on Kan Ze's lips deepened.
"I hope I can raise the cat at home. I hope he is free, healthy and still doing what he wants now."
The host was taken aback, raising a cat?
She didn't understand what this had to do with the film festival, but since Kan Ze said it, it was natural not to take him down directly.The host smiled and smoothed things over, "I'm afraid this is the common wish of the shit-shoveling officials all over the world. What kind of cat does Kan Ze raise? Tell us about it?"
Kan Ze pondered for a while, "The breed is cute."
"..."
"The cutest kind of cutie."
"..."
What kind of ghost breed is this? Did it grow up eating cute?
The day was completely out of the question, the host teased a few words, but didn't go any further, the little cutie Si Jing sat under the stage, but his face turned red for no reason.
Isn't this talking about him?
The boss thought to himself.
After all, he is so cute, he——he is such a domineering and mighty cat, he is one of the biggest cats in the circle!
-
The routine after the party is a dinner party.Director Lu chatted with Si Jing all the way, and remembered something again, "You still don't make movies in spring?"
Si Jing replied, "No."
"It's such a pity," Director Lu said, unable to hide the regret on his face, "I've seen several good books recently, and we had a good time working together last time. I wanted to take advantage of this spring to work with you again. This time, let’s take a look at your progress—why do you want to take a vacation when it’s such a good time?”
Si Jing smiled and said, "Thank you Director Lu for your kindness."
This is the mind has been decided.
Director Lu didn't want to say anything more, he just patted him on the shoulder twice wordlessly, and walked to the other side to socialize.Si Jing was alone eating salmon salad on the side of the cold fresh plate. Halfway through eating, he saw Bai Hongli coming from another door, well-dressed, and nodded politely at him.
Si Jing: "Where did it come from?"
Bai Hongli said, "I was called to watch the ceremony."
He sat on the seat next to Si Jing, and didn't call his benefactor in front of everyone, but whispered: "Chen Caicai is here too."
The company nodded.He had already seen Chen Caicai, the girl's complexion looked much better than the previous few days, and she was standing next to several entertainment company executives, holding a glass of wine and saying something.
Strange to say, after following Chen Caicai last time, Si Jing never found the house that day again.
In the later time, he searched there several times, but the results were all in vain.
"I'll leave this matter to the fox," Si Jing said, referring to the vixen in the monster tavern, "he will help inquire and keep an eye on it."
Bai Hongli shook the amber champagne in his hand and stared at it for a while.There were bubbling bubbles coming up inside, and Si Jing suddenly asked, "How about the blind date?"
Bai Yingdi shook his hand, his expression changed suddenly.I don't know what I recalled, the smile on the corner of my mouth froze, "Blind date?"
Boss Si: "Didn't you say you have baby relatives?"
"No!" Bai Hongli tried his best to deny it, and wiped out this paragraph, "No... there is no such thing, you misheard."
There has never been a blind date.
He stood up stiffly and walked away on one hand and one foot.Si Jing narrowed his eyes, stared at his back for a long time, and sensitively smelled gossip from inside.
This is broken?
"It's not a breakup," Bai Yingdi said while pinching the cat's legs diligently during the last variety show filming years ago, feeling very ashamed, "That's right, it's just different from what I thought..."
The short-legged cat stretched its legs further, and the sound of purring overflowed from its comfortable throat.
What's different?
I haven't seen you for more than ten years, so there must be some changes.It's not a little demon anymore, they are all adults now, if they are still the same as before, then something will happen.
Film Emperor Bai pinched the cat's leg, pursed his lips for a long time, and said it anyway.
"he……"
"He changed gender."
"Boom", the short-legged cat Gululu rolled off his lap.Bai Hongli was startled, and hurriedly reached out to hug it up. Si Jing's olive green cat eyes were full of disbelief.
What has changed?
"Gender," Bai Yingdi said, and he really wanted to talk to someone in his heart, "Their race..."
He described all the characteristics of this race.Bai Hongli doesn't have many friends, and the people who get along well at work are all human beings. No one can talk about this kind of thing except his parents.But parents are different from their peers, and they see things from different angles. Finally, someone is willing to listen, and he doesn't care whether he is a natural enemy, so he speaks out his concerns without any cover.At the end, I asked: "What does your benefactor think?"
Si Jing meowed, and patted the leg of the big fat carp sympathetically.
I'm sorry for you.
This is a wonderful flower in the biological world.
The big fat carp was about to lose its head in worry, and continued to beat his legs listlessly, rubbing the cat's fur into waves like a flower.
Every three episodes of the variety show have a different theme, this time the theme is "Our Friends", focusing on stray cats and dogs.Si Jing is especially attractive to stray cats. The first few games have been completed quite smoothly. He made the stray cats heading east afraid to go west, and he made the stray cats heading south afraid to go north.He squatted there, even if he didn't hold anything in his hand, some cats came to the door automatically and circled around him desperately.
The field worker was quite envious, looking at the dried fish in his hand: "Brother Si and King Baiying are really welcome."
Bai Hongli was frightened and took all his breath away, but a cat still came over suspiciously, shaking his beard, poking his head to smell him.He almost panicked and looked at the master spinning all over the ground. Seeing this posture, he actually wanted to jump into the water and escape with a fish tail.
When I heard the words of the field worker, I couldn't help being even more aggrieved.
He didn't want to be welcomed like that at all!
Bai Yingdi stiffly tried to drive away, "Go, go."
The cat smelled the uncontrollable two-legged beast that was emitting the smell of river, not only did not go away, but bared its teeth at him, arched its back, and made a threatening gesture that predators often do.
Boo!
The big fat carp didn't dare to drive away in an instant, and let himself be surrounded by cats, at a loss.
Kan Ze, a thousand-year-old demon, is different from Bai Hongli's hybrid, and his ability to restrain his breath is obviously not at the same level. Although he is in the group of cats, he hasn't been entangled much.He stepped out, saw Si Jing squatting down and talking to them patiently one by one, with a smile in his eyes.
The director held up a loudspeaker and read the preface, "Everyone knows that stray cats are in heat in spring, and they can easily give birth to more cats. No one raises them, and no one takes care of them. Even if they are born, they often don't live long."
"..."
Si Jing suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Yes!" said the director, "Before sending them to the rescue station, we often have a very important step. Before spring comes, we will sterilize these cats—"
"..."
What?
What? ?
Si Jing's legs seemed to have grown on the ground, and he couldn't even move right now.He looked up faintly, but the program team didn't notice it at all, and was still popularizing the necessity of sterilization, "This will help them be less irritable, avoid being affected by the estrus period, and increase their lifespan..."
In a word, sterilization is imperative.
Si Jing swallowed, then lowered his head and stared at the cat on the ground.His kind hadn't realized that he was about to become a eunuch at this moment, and his tail was twirling around, still meowing at him.The two small balls under the tail dangled plumply, unaware that he was about to face the fate of leaving other parts away.
The boss took a step back.
Now he really suspects that the show crew is messing with him.
What's the difference between letting a cat like him watch the neutering and letting Bai Hongli watch the grilled fish scene?
Isn't this all a blatant threat!
Fortunately, the program team did not plan to sterilize all the cats. Only one of the most promiscuous cats, the culprit who had given birth to several female cats, was carried by the back of the neck and put on the operating table.The doctors at the rescue station are familiar with it, and said: "This cat has at least [-] children. It also has a genetic disease, and none of the children born can live long, and none of them survive now."
This must be a pure and innocent little female cat who has suffered so many misfortunes in normal times, she is simply the central air conditioner in the cat, a serious scumbag.
The central air conditioner stared into Hailan's eyes, looking rather aggrieved.It whimpered, without any remorse for its past actions, and kept struggling in the human arms.
She was ruthlessly stuffed into her arms by the nurse, she plucked the fur on her paws, and shaved off part of it, "Get an injection first."
"..."
Si Daxie's men subconsciously turned their backs.
The needle tube was pushed in, and the central air conditioner screamed in an instant, "Meow!"
The nurse lady pressed it tighter.
"Go, go to the operating room."
Si Jing watched it off, a group of people with mixed feelings didn't want to go to that door at all.However, Chen Caicai seemed quite interested, so she insisted on stepping forward, "How to do the surgery?"
How else can surgery be done?
Si Jing wanted to meow at her anxiously, so he took a knife, raised the knife, and the balls fell! — Do you understand?
What is so interesting about this execution scene!
He couldn't help clamping his legs tightly, and decided to put a support on his two treasures when he went back.
The cat inside meowed again, Si Jing swallowed, and his thoughts became clearer.
—It should be pure gold.
This hairstyle is very suitable for men.The contours of the face are clear and distinct, the arc of the jaw is also clean and neat, and the shirt is rolled up twice, revealing a small piece of arm loosely. He held the hand of the coachman and jumped out of the carriage, as if he was serious. The young master who came out of the Republic of China mansion.
No wonder there are so many fans.
Si Jing moved his legs, feeling restless for some reason.The bullet just now seemed to be still embedded in his heart, making his ears feel hot.
What does it feel like?
Si Jing tightened his legs, thinking, it's time to dig out the cat pieces in the trash can and review them again.
It must have been too long, otherwise, how could they be in heat regardless of the occasion or the candidate!
Kan Ze is not a little cat!
After all, his gaze still followed Kan Ze involuntarily, watching him step on the red carpet with long legs and step on the stage.His outfit today is somewhat similar to the one in the movie, he made a few jokes with the host familiarly, and then began to give a thank you speech.
Anyone who is familiar with Kan Ze knows that this person said that this kind of award speech is a routine.
I thanked the director for thanking the staff, thanked the staff for thanking the fans, and finally said that I will continue to work hard.Today the host may also want to dig out something different, so he asked again, "Or do you have any wishes, or goals that are about to be achieved? You can also share with us."
Kan Ze put his fingers on the microphone, thoughtful.His eyes suddenly lifted up, and he glanced across the crowd in the middle. Si Jing felt strangely that he was looking in his direction, and subconsciously turned his head to the side to avoid it.
"--desire?"
"Yes," said the host, "wish."
The smile on Kan Ze's lips deepened.
"I hope I can raise the cat at home. I hope he is free, healthy and still doing what he wants now."
The host was taken aback, raising a cat?
She didn't understand what this had to do with the film festival, but since Kan Ze said it, it was natural not to take him down directly.The host smiled and smoothed things over, "I'm afraid this is the common wish of the shit-shoveling officials all over the world. What kind of cat does Kan Ze raise? Tell us about it?"
Kan Ze pondered for a while, "The breed is cute."
"..."
"The cutest kind of cutie."
"..."
What kind of ghost breed is this? Did it grow up eating cute?
The day was completely out of the question, the host teased a few words, but didn't go any further, the little cutie Si Jing sat under the stage, but his face turned red for no reason.
Isn't this talking about him?
The boss thought to himself.
After all, he is so cute, he——he is such a domineering and mighty cat, he is one of the biggest cats in the circle!
-
The routine after the party is a dinner party.Director Lu chatted with Si Jing all the way, and remembered something again, "You still don't make movies in spring?"
Si Jing replied, "No."
"It's such a pity," Director Lu said, unable to hide the regret on his face, "I've seen several good books recently, and we had a good time working together last time. I wanted to take advantage of this spring to work with you again. This time, let’s take a look at your progress—why do you want to take a vacation when it’s such a good time?”
Si Jing smiled and said, "Thank you Director Lu for your kindness."
This is the mind has been decided.
Director Lu didn't want to say anything more, he just patted him on the shoulder twice wordlessly, and walked to the other side to socialize.Si Jing was alone eating salmon salad on the side of the cold fresh plate. Halfway through eating, he saw Bai Hongli coming from another door, well-dressed, and nodded politely at him.
Si Jing: "Where did it come from?"
Bai Hongli said, "I was called to watch the ceremony."
He sat on the seat next to Si Jing, and didn't call his benefactor in front of everyone, but whispered: "Chen Caicai is here too."
The company nodded.He had already seen Chen Caicai, the girl's complexion looked much better than the previous few days, and she was standing next to several entertainment company executives, holding a glass of wine and saying something.
Strange to say, after following Chen Caicai last time, Si Jing never found the house that day again.
In the later time, he searched there several times, but the results were all in vain.
"I'll leave this matter to the fox," Si Jing said, referring to the vixen in the monster tavern, "he will help inquire and keep an eye on it."
Bai Hongli shook the amber champagne in his hand and stared at it for a while.There were bubbling bubbles coming up inside, and Si Jing suddenly asked, "How about the blind date?"
Bai Yingdi shook his hand, his expression changed suddenly.I don't know what I recalled, the smile on the corner of my mouth froze, "Blind date?"
Boss Si: "Didn't you say you have baby relatives?"
"No!" Bai Hongli tried his best to deny it, and wiped out this paragraph, "No... there is no such thing, you misheard."
There has never been a blind date.
He stood up stiffly and walked away on one hand and one foot.Si Jing narrowed his eyes, stared at his back for a long time, and sensitively smelled gossip from inside.
This is broken?
"It's not a breakup," Bai Yingdi said while pinching the cat's legs diligently during the last variety show filming years ago, feeling very ashamed, "That's right, it's just different from what I thought..."
The short-legged cat stretched its legs further, and the sound of purring overflowed from its comfortable throat.
What's different?
I haven't seen you for more than ten years, so there must be some changes.It's not a little demon anymore, they are all adults now, if they are still the same as before, then something will happen.
Film Emperor Bai pinched the cat's leg, pursed his lips for a long time, and said it anyway.
"he……"
"He changed gender."
"Boom", the short-legged cat Gululu rolled off his lap.Bai Hongli was startled, and hurriedly reached out to hug it up. Si Jing's olive green cat eyes were full of disbelief.
What has changed?
"Gender," Bai Yingdi said, and he really wanted to talk to someone in his heart, "Their race..."
He described all the characteristics of this race.Bai Hongli doesn't have many friends, and the people who get along well at work are all human beings. No one can talk about this kind of thing except his parents.But parents are different from their peers, and they see things from different angles. Finally, someone is willing to listen, and he doesn't care whether he is a natural enemy, so he speaks out his concerns without any cover.At the end, I asked: "What does your benefactor think?"
Si Jing meowed, and patted the leg of the big fat carp sympathetically.
I'm sorry for you.
This is a wonderful flower in the biological world.
The big fat carp was about to lose its head in worry, and continued to beat his legs listlessly, rubbing the cat's fur into waves like a flower.
Every three episodes of the variety show have a different theme, this time the theme is "Our Friends", focusing on stray cats and dogs.Si Jing is especially attractive to stray cats. The first few games have been completed quite smoothly. He made the stray cats heading east afraid to go west, and he made the stray cats heading south afraid to go north.He squatted there, even if he didn't hold anything in his hand, some cats came to the door automatically and circled around him desperately.
The field worker was quite envious, looking at the dried fish in his hand: "Brother Si and King Baiying are really welcome."
Bai Hongli was frightened and took all his breath away, but a cat still came over suspiciously, shaking his beard, poking his head to smell him.He almost panicked and looked at the master spinning all over the ground. Seeing this posture, he actually wanted to jump into the water and escape with a fish tail.
When I heard the words of the field worker, I couldn't help being even more aggrieved.
He didn't want to be welcomed like that at all!
Bai Yingdi stiffly tried to drive away, "Go, go."
The cat smelled the uncontrollable two-legged beast that was emitting the smell of river, not only did not go away, but bared its teeth at him, arched its back, and made a threatening gesture that predators often do.
Boo!
The big fat carp didn't dare to drive away in an instant, and let himself be surrounded by cats, at a loss.
Kan Ze, a thousand-year-old demon, is different from Bai Hongli's hybrid, and his ability to restrain his breath is obviously not at the same level. Although he is in the group of cats, he hasn't been entangled much.He stepped out, saw Si Jing squatting down and talking to them patiently one by one, with a smile in his eyes.
The director held up a loudspeaker and read the preface, "Everyone knows that stray cats are in heat in spring, and they can easily give birth to more cats. No one raises them, and no one takes care of them. Even if they are born, they often don't live long."
"..."
Si Jing suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Yes!" said the director, "Before sending them to the rescue station, we often have a very important step. Before spring comes, we will sterilize these cats—"
"..."
What?
What? ?
Si Jing's legs seemed to have grown on the ground, and he couldn't even move right now.He looked up faintly, but the program team didn't notice it at all, and was still popularizing the necessity of sterilization, "This will help them be less irritable, avoid being affected by the estrus period, and increase their lifespan..."
In a word, sterilization is imperative.
Si Jing swallowed, then lowered his head and stared at the cat on the ground.His kind hadn't realized that he was about to become a eunuch at this moment, and his tail was twirling around, still meowing at him.The two small balls under the tail dangled plumply, unaware that he was about to face the fate of leaving other parts away.
The boss took a step back.
Now he really suspects that the show crew is messing with him.
What's the difference between letting a cat like him watch the neutering and letting Bai Hongli watch the grilled fish scene?
Isn't this all a blatant threat!
Fortunately, the program team did not plan to sterilize all the cats. Only one of the most promiscuous cats, the culprit who had given birth to several female cats, was carried by the back of the neck and put on the operating table.The doctors at the rescue station are familiar with it, and said: "This cat has at least [-] children. It also has a genetic disease, and none of the children born can live long, and none of them survive now."
This must be a pure and innocent little female cat who has suffered so many misfortunes in normal times, she is simply the central air conditioner in the cat, a serious scumbag.
The central air conditioner stared into Hailan's eyes, looking rather aggrieved.It whimpered, without any remorse for its past actions, and kept struggling in the human arms.
She was ruthlessly stuffed into her arms by the nurse, she plucked the fur on her paws, and shaved off part of it, "Get an injection first."
"..."
Si Daxie's men subconsciously turned their backs.
The needle tube was pushed in, and the central air conditioner screamed in an instant, "Meow!"
The nurse lady pressed it tighter.
"Go, go to the operating room."
Si Jing watched it off, a group of people with mixed feelings didn't want to go to that door at all.However, Chen Caicai seemed quite interested, so she insisted on stepping forward, "How to do the surgery?"
How else can surgery be done?
Si Jing wanted to meow at her anxiously, so he took a knife, raised the knife, and the balls fell! — Do you understand?
What is so interesting about this execution scene!
He couldn't help clamping his legs tightly, and decided to put a support on his two treasures when he went back.
The cat inside meowed again, Si Jing swallowed, and his thoughts became clearer.
—It should be pure gold.
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