The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

With a stern face, Kan Ze taught the disobedient leaves and pots a lesson.His own sleeping posture is upright, keeping a distance from the kitten, and he seems like a real gentleman.

Si Jing couldn't bear to roll over here by himself.

In the middle of the night, the moon is dark and the wind is high.Si Jing sniffled in his half-dream and half-awake, turned over skillfully, and rolled to the man's side in one breath.

nice smell.

He put his short legs on the man's waist, leaned his head on his chest, and lay limply on it.He didn't know when a piece of clothes came into his mouth, and he chewed it with relish. His fluffy tail exploded, and he kept sweeping it back and forth in front of Kan Ze.

Kan Ze still closed his eyes and did not move, but the buds in the sleeves of the nightgown swished out, circled around, and locked the cat's tail firmly inside.The cat cub snorted, and changed his place to bite in a daze.

The temperature in the dream was a little hot.

Si Jing closed his eyes, his mouth was dry, and he seemed to hear Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang's magnetic voice ringing in his ears again: "Spring is here, and it's the season for all things to mate..."

He seemed to have fallen into the bottom of the water all of a sudden, and when he got up, his whole body was wet.

It wasn't the first time Si Jing had this kind of dream.

Although he was still a milk cat when he became a sperm, he has been a sperm for decades, and he still has the impulse that he should have, and he will be full of longing for some things like a normal human being - he even watched cat movies , It was taken by those owners when they bred their own cat owners. The sleek domestic cats are full of spring, their tails are entangled, and their postures are strange and exciting.

Si Jing occasionally sees this scene in his dreams.But he has always been indifferent to these, and he just nodded to understand the general process.When dreaming later, try to find something to rub against, and it's over.

This time, however, was unusual.

He dreamed of hands, human hands.That hand is very flexible, as soft as if it has no bones, and it is easy to carry the kitten from the head of the tide to the end of the tide.His nostrils were filled with an intoxicating aroma, the white light was continuous into pieces, everything was shattered and rotated, unable to spell out a complete pattern.

His hind legs clenched unconsciously, and subconsciously twitched.

"..."

Si Jing suddenly woke up and sniffed.

What does this smell like?

He was about to stand up and move his legs, but suddenly froze in place.The tail brushed a small spot, wet, and pressed against his hind legs.

The short-legged cat didn't dare to move now, and pressed firmly on that spot, and countless groundhogs grew in their hearts, standing and growling loudly.

Ah!

Ah ah ah ah ah!

It's not spring yet!

Why on earth did he smoke so much catnip last night?

Si Jing sat on it steadily, trying to think calmly.

Have to figure out a way.

This cannot be withdrawn in place, if Kan Ze wakes up in the morning and lifts the quilt, where will he put his cat face from the past few decades!

Think of a way, think of a way.

Si Daxie anxiously rubbed the bed sheet with his paws, trying to bite off the small piece.

He couldn't care less about his own cleanliness at the moment, he braced himself to stamp his teeth on it, raised his head with some effort, and dragged the piece of quilt out.

Give me--

give me bad--

The quilt was not pulled out, and the short-legged cat slipped by itself, and fell from the bed into the carpet with a puff.

The commotion became louder, and Kan Ze also woke up.He subconsciously patted on his side, but he didn't touch the hairball, and his thinking suddenly became clearer, and he shook the quilt again and again, but he didn't see it.When he was anxious, he subconsciously poked his head towards the bed, but saw the kitten sitting on the carpet, glaring at him.

What bed sheet is this chosen?

How did you slide like this? !

Kan Ze seemed a little surprised, pursed his thin lips, and stretched out a hand to him.Si Jing sat down in his palm, still staring at him, his olive green cat eyes staring round.

"How did Xiaohua get on the carpet?"

He rubbed his hairy head distressedly, lifted his ears again, and checked, "Does it hurt from the fall?"

Si Jing frowned and meowed loudly at him.

My body is no.

But what about my heart, my pure and innocent cat's heart?

How did I get down to leaving marks on people's beds? ?

Kan Ze couldn't understand a word of his misery and sadness.She only held him by the back of his neck and hugged him, sat on the edge of the bed and put on his shoes, "I'll make the quilt later."

……

Make quilts.

These three words made Si Jing suddenly twitch.

He suddenly twisted in Kan Ze's arms like twisted candy, twisting and twisting, water flowed out from the man's arms, quickly found a special position, and sat down.

Unwavering.

Kan Ze's chest suddenly became empty, and he looked surprised.

"Little flower?"

"..."

The short-legged cat didn't even look at him.

That's not quite right.

Kan Ze waved a finger in front of him, and called again tentatively, "Xiaohua?"

Xiao Hua who was called out finally raised her eyes and looked at him impatiently.

Shout a hammer.

Here is my seat, I am going to have breakfast here - until the place under my butt is warmed and dry.

Before that, no one wants me to move.

I won't move!

Kan Ze said: "I have to get out of bed, Xiaohua. We still have work today."

The short-legged cat meowed at him ruthlessly, urging the human to go out and earn money to buy real estate for himself and make small fish.Hurry up, I can make the sheets after you go out.

At this moment, he felt like a high school student who was caught watching a movie by his parents. He couldn't wait for the parents to go out first, so that he could have some space to clean up the mess.

Kan Ze didn't understand what he meant, but sat down on the bedside again.

The boss looked at him.

What are you doing?

As a result, the man suddenly bent down and grabbed his two furry paws.

Si Jing was so shocked that he hadn't recovered yet, and couldn't believe that he dared to treat him like this. When he realized it, he had already been dragged out for a short distance.He yelled loudly, kicking around with his short legs desperately, trying to make himself and the bed sheet an inseparable whole, "Meow!"

Kan Ze touched the bottom with his other hand.

"Honestly, Xiaohua," he said, "did you wet the bed?"

Si Jing bit his wrist.

You wet the bed.

Your whole family wets the bed!

You let me go, don't delay me!

Kan Ze had already touched the hidden trace, dipped his fingers, and suddenly his expression changed a little.

This doesn't seem right.

He withdrew his hand abruptly, his fingertips were scorching hot as if being burned by fire, and when he looked at Si Jing again, he saw the short-legged cat furiously frowned at him, barked, and sucked his mouth full The fire jumped out from the balcony quickly.The potted catnip grass watched it pass by him eagerly, and the leaves turned accordingly.

Si Jing didn't bother to take it with him, and scurried into his room.He swallowed, still a little terrified.

"Damn it..."

This is not spring.

He buried his head hard in the pillow.

It's not spring, what's the matter with you?

Is it true that I smoked too much catnip yesterday?

The two pots of catnip thrown down next door looked at each other.Kan Ze stood by the bed, his eyebrows twitched after a while, not knowing whether to be surprised or to laugh, "This silly boy..."

He ran quite fast, as if the soles of his feet had been oiled.

He doesn't eat cats, so there's no need to panic.

He leaned over and took the sheet off and put a new one on.The old one was reluctant to throw it away, and put it in the cabinet. Kan Ze said without raising his head, "Take back the leaves."

The potted catnip has sneaked out the roots at some point, and is tiptoeing to try to climb to the next door. It has already penetrated more than half of it, and only the dense rhizomes are still here.Hearing the sound suddenly, it had no choice but to retreat back unwillingly, and took back the branches and leaves.

It took one tentatively and slowly, then turned the leaves to look at Kan Ze.

Kan Ze: "All."

Catnip had to take back all the leaves. The boss was very upset, and the leaves were all yellow.

Si Jing was so stimulated that he didn't want the catnip anymore, and he didn't show up for a few days.After a while, Yuan Fang was sent to ask for it. Manager Yuan knocked on the door, still a little surprised, "That precious grass, Si Jing, is still here with you?"

Kan Ze has been guarding the grass and treating the cat for several days, and he was inevitably a little disappointed when he saw him.

"Ah."

Yuan Fang was speechless.

"I don't know what's so good about this grass," he said, taking over the flower pot, still incredulous, "it's worth hugging from here to there, holding it all day long-I really don't know I've seen that little ancestor be so caring."

Kan Ze took this as a compliment, "I am very happy that he likes it."

Yuan Fang looked at him strangely several times, his eyes filled with inexplicability.

The itinerary after that became more and more busy.I don't know when the days have completely entered the winter. The new year is approaching day by day, and the weather is getting colder day by day. There are several snowfalls one after another, and the city is completely white.Si Jing went to walk the red carpet of the film festival, wearing only a thin and crisp suit, and the warm baby with a whole shirt on it, was still shivering from the cold, and he spoke with a vibrato and a husky voice.After barely speaking a few words with the host, he turned his head to look at Yuan Fang next to the red carpet, and asked with his mouth.

"When will this end?"

Yuan Fang was also very distressed, but the guests hadn't finished entering the arena yet, so it was really not the time to put on a big padded jacket.

He could only shake his head, and replied in a low voice: "Wait a little longer."

Still waiting.

Si Jing's expression was numb, as if he had been frozen to the bone of a cat.

If he is like this, the actress who comes will suffer even more.It was a cold day, but they still had bare legs and bare shoulders, and they greeted the camera with a forced smile.As soon as the camera turned away, the smile couldn't hold on any longer and completely fell off their faces.

Boss Si kept shaking, and while no one was looking, he quietly let some cat hair grow out of his shirt.With the thick chest hair on his chest, he finally felt warmer.

It's a good thing no one noticed, otherwise, someone would have photographed his chest muscles swelling up faster than steamed buns.If Heizi saw it, it would be another wave of news.

I'm afraid it's not an inflatable fake breast.

The last group on the red carpet is Kan Ze's crew.Kan Ze's previous films were nominated for Best Picture, so he walked the red carpet with the crew of "Gavel" that he participated in at that time, which was also the focus of the media on both sides.From the moment they stepped up, the sound of snapping pictures never stopped.

A female staff member next to her whispered, "Is that Kan Ze?"

"The real person looks better than on the silver screen, and the legs are really long."

"The temperament is also very good, clear and light..."

"That's called a fairy, okay?" Another girl retorted, "Our Fairy Kan is not in vain, she is the No. 1 fairy in the world of immortality, okay?"

When Si Jing heard the word "leg length", his eyebrows twitched, and he stared hard at Kan Ze for a while.The man is wearing a navy blue suit today. The cut is clean and neat. The lapels of the neckline are ingeniously contrasting colors, and it is set on the body, making his shoulders wider and waist thinner, and his body proportions are quite superior.

Si Jing estimated him over and over with his eyes.

Gee.

This leg is as long as one head, two heads, three heads, and four heads...

Si Jingshu was dizzy, his eyes lingered from the waist to the feet of the opponent, and he was a little jealous.

It's really long.

Although he is also long, it is different from Kan Ze's inborn, his long is forced to come out.

After all, the word short legs has always been a heart problem before becoming a fine man.When he became a spirit, Jiaolong, who had conveyed his cultivation for him, asked him what he wanted from a human form. Si Jing thought for a while, and then threw three words at him, "Longer legs."

As a result, Jiaolong desperately pulled his legs inward, and the whole scene looked like a chef stretching his arms to pull noodles.Now that I think about it, it's pretty good that Si Jing didn't grow up to the proportion of a crane.

At least it is still within the superior range of human beings, and he has not pulled out two meters of legs.

Si Jing stared at Kan Ze, still calculating the length.Unexpectedly, the man also happened to look in his direction, the two eyes met, Si Jing immediately took a step back and turned his head.

After thinking about it, I felt wrong again.

Kan Ze didn't know that the cat was him, so he felt guilty?

Si Daxie then turned his head back and looked back confidently.

Wearing a vest, what is there to be afraid of!

If we have the ability, let's compare the length of our legs!

The last group of guests also entered.Everyone stood up on the stage and provided a group photo for the media reporters below.Kan Ze squeezed over at some point, looked at the camera, but moved his lips slightly, talking to him.

"Is it cold?"

It's really cold.

His hands were trembling.

Si Jing, however, refused to lose face, and raised his eyelids, "It's not cold."

After speaking, he shuddered.

Kan Ze smiled softly, something slipped from his hand and easily fell into Si Jing's suit pocket.A small, inconspicuous piece, Si Jing didn't even notice what it was, and felt the heat coming from it continuously.

Like someone lit a fire there.His blood was warmed up again, and he felt indescribably comfortable. He immediately reached into his pocket and held the thing firmly.

"What's this?"

The corners of Kan Ze's lips curled into a hook, but he avoided answering. He just said, "Take it."

After the outdoor shooting session is over, you can enter the venue.

Yuan Fang ran against the scattered crowd and hurriedly put on a down jacket that reached his ankles, feeling very distressed.

"Frozen?"

Si Jing let him rub his palms violently, and said, "It's okay."

It was indeed okay, the hands were warm, even hotter than Yuan Fang's own.

Yuan Fang let go of his hand, and was a little confused.

"You were cold just now, and now you're hot?" He muttered a few words, but he didn't have time to go into it. He hurriedly called the makeup artist to come over and prepare to touch up the makeup, "It will be warm when you sit indoors later. They are going to compete for the prize, and we are just watching for fun. Just take a look, it's fine, don't be nervous."

Although it is said that it is very popular and has a lot of traffic, it has only been a few years since Si Jing debuted.There are not many works to shoot, and there are not many opportunities to hone acting skills, not to mention that the previous company was small, and the resources they fought for were limited.The fact that she has gained tens of millions of fans so far is all due to Si Jing's own charisma and face.

Si Jing can only get one nomination for this kind of top film festival in China, and it is indeed a bit difficult to win an award now.

After all, on screen, he is still a rookie.

But Kan Ze is different.A "Gavel" has received numerous praises, and various film critics have praised him, and it is very likely that he will be the biggest winner tonight.

The flow of people continued to enter the already divided space, and the names were pasted on the back of the chairs, neatly arranged in rows.Si Jing saw a familiar person and greeted: "Director Lu."

The director sitting next to him is Lu Wei, who worked with him last time.Lu Wei is not young anymore. He has been in the film industry for 30 to [-] years, but he has only won some small awards.But because of his unique shooting style and strong personal touch, he can be regarded as a cutting-edge figure in today's film industry.

Lu Wei had a good impression of Si Jing, and the cooperation was quite pleasant, so when we met again, he patted each other on the shoulder and asked, "Have you been filming a variety show recently?"

Si Jing said, "Yes."

"Variety show ratings are very good," Lu Wei said, "Congratulations."

They chatted briefly, then turned their eyes back to the stage.The lights dimmed, and only a small area where the host was standing was illuminated.

Awards, big and small, were announced one by one, and the screen was full of stars.Unexpectedly, Si Jing also won the most popular supporting actor by virtue of his role as the fourth male, and he didn't come home empty-handed.

The grand finale was Best Actor.

The Best Actress was won by a drama star who was nearly fifty, and the rest of the people were secretly guessing who this year's best actor would be.The camera flashed and flashed among several candidates, and finally one frame was fixed on a familiar face.

Kan Ze didn't look at the camera at the moment, but turned his head, walked through the crowd, and looked at something.

"The best actor this year is—"

The audience held their breath.

"Kan Ze! Congratulations!"

Amidst the overwhelming applause, Kan Ze finally came back to his senses and looked back from Si Jing's side.The big screen began to play the clip of "The Gavel". In the clip, Kan Ze was wearing an old-style suit, with his hair combed back, revealing his full forehead, and he was personable and gentle.

Immediately afterwards, he raised the jet-black barrel.

boom--

The slender finger pulled the trigger, and the bullet tore through the air and shot straight at the person opposite.Si Jing stared at the hand with sharp knuckles, and his heart suddenly thumped.

It's like a husky that just demolished the house.

The inexplicable and strange throbbing that night came again, bang, bang——

Si Jing clutched his chest.

The bullet seemed to have lost its way and went straight into his heart.