The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

He patted the cats honestly. Although the paw didn't hurt at all, no one dared to make a sound.

Si Jing told them to go back to rest and follow them alone.

Chen Caicai in front is still walking.

The dining place in the studio was originally on a not-so-remote street, but Chen Caicai turned left and right, and slowly turned into a dark alley.If it weren't for the sound of high-heeled shoes leading the way, this winding path would be really easy to get lost.

Si Jing pressed his hairy paws on the ground without making a sound.

He couldn't see where it was going.

Strange to say, Si Jing occasionally went out for a stroll at night, and almost visited the whole city once.He is familiar with the streets and alleys, and even the taxi drivers are not necessarily familiar with him.

He is an expert on which street has delicious food.

But he has never been in this alley.

The further you go in, the higher the wall, the cement pavement is not very flat, and there are layers of broken pebbles, which are a bit awkward.Chen Caicai was walking on such a road, but she was still as stable as before. She reached a door at the end and knocked on it.

The old wooden door creaked, she slipped through the door and disappeared.

The short-legged cat trotted a few steps, and also arrived at the door, looking up.There seemed to be something engraved on the house number, but it was already late, and the sign was indeed a little high. He couldn't see it clearly after looking up for a long time, and it was useless to use his night vision ability.Originally thinking of going in to find out, Si Jing hesitated for a while, but gave up again.

Something is wrong with this house.

Even though he was a cat demon, he never thought of dying in vain—seems wrong, how could he go in like this without preparation.Si Jing looked left and right, then silently raised his hind legs, endured the sense of strangeness and shame, and solved his physical problems under the base of the wall.

He scratched on the ground and smelled it again.

In this way, in the future, he can also find it along this smell.

The short-legged cat flicked its tail and ran back joltingly, thinking about Chen Caicai all the way.Halfway through his thinking, he realized that the alley became more and more unfamiliar, the walls were covered with withered creepers, and when he looked behind him, it was so dark that he couldn't even see a hammer!

Where the hell is this?

Si Jing raised his face, full of confusion.

"Meow..."

He yelled, tentatively changed direction and walked around in the labyrinth-like alley, getting dizzy more and more.

His voice became more anxious.

Come on someone!

Save the cat!

I'm lost here!

Si Jing turned around and around until the moon was in the middle of the sky, his head was so dizzy that he almost wanted to bite his own tail.When I was in a hurry, I smelled a familiar aroma.The fragrance was faint, floating along the direction of the wind.

The hairy ears on the top of the short-legged cat's head stood straight.

Catnip?

He walked on four legs and ran in the direction of the smell, sniffing vigorously while running, occasionally stopping to check the location.After running around for a long time, I saw a figure standing at the entrance of the alley, holding a mobile phone, as if taking pictures.

It's Kan Ze.

Si Jing didn't care who it was, and hurried over, screaming.It was cold and dark at the moment, he had been trapped inside for a long time, his legs were sore, he wished he could go back quickly.

It's Kan Ze, it's okay to take him back.

Anyway... Anyway, Kan Ze doesn't know, he is a cat.

If it's just a kitten, there's nothing wrong with acting like a baby, right?

The short-legged cat meowed longer, and the sound of the small milk seemed to have been soaked in honey. With one mouth, you could pull out the sweet golden candy.Mao's head rubbed back and forth on Kan Ze's trouser legs, and his tail got entangled. Si Daji sat on his shoes, and his paws hugged his legs.

Don't go, don't go.

I was exhausted.

Make it yours today, with free rentals.Master, please take me to your house next door, thank you.

This alley is very old-fashioned, but Kan Ze seems to have walked here by accident after a meal and wanted to take a photo on a whim.Seeing him now, he put away his phone and looked down at the cat that was squatting on his shoe.

Maozizi obviously wants to touch porcelain at the moment.The hairy buttocks sit extremely securely, and the four pink and tender paw pads are clustered together, forming a cute sitting posture as a whole.

Seeing him bow his head, the kitten licked his lips and let out another soft meow.

"Miu-"

Wet and limp.

Like being stuck in a cloud.

Finally, Kan Ze's eyes changed a bit, and he skillfully reached out to pick up the Porcelain cat and held it up to his eyes.

"You want to come with me, huh?"

The cat cub took a deep breath, the intoxicating fragrance filled his nose, his head became dizzy for a moment, he stared at him eagerly, and suddenly he licked his mouth with his tongue.

Lick on the cheek, leaving a small moist wet mark.

Gee.

It sucks.

There is no pressure on the cat cub to be cute and show off.

Kan Ze didn't know that he was Si Jing, so why hesitate?

——Suck when you need to!

Anyway, what is more exciting is not that I have never smoked it!

Boss Si smashed his jar, took advantage of this time to make up his mind to get more benefits for himself, licked his lips, and leaned forward again.A few beards rubbed against Kan Ze's cheek intimately, a little itchy, and the little hairy head rubbed against his cheek intimately, then moved away again.

Heavenly King, Lao Tzu, Da Luo and Immortal can also be softened by this blow.

Kan Ze doesn't know about others, but he himself is really soft-hearted.Originally, he was a little angry because Si Jing ran around without knowing the danger like this, but now he was completely relieved, and he could only touch the hair on his forehead.

What else can I do?

Then take it away.

He tucked the cat into the skirt of his overcoat and walked away.

The studio employees at the door of the restaurant are still waiting.Halfway through the meal, Si Jing disappeared first, and after a while, the boss went to nowhere.The remaining two tables finished a case of beer and two bottles of liquor, and they all vomited once at the moment. Seeing that it was almost midnight, they were ready to go home, waiting for the two to return.

Seeing Kan Ze approaching from a distance, Fang Yuandao went to meet him first.

"Where did you go? Don't say a word... Where did this cat come from?"

Kan Ze's coat is a classic lapel.At this moment, there was a small round bag moving around in his coat, and finally pushed it out from the neckline with great effort. His little head, which was not as big as a palm, shook, his hairy ears stood straight up, and he opened his mouth, and opened his mouth. He yawned a little, revealing a little red tongue inside.

"call out--"

The olive-green round eyes were fully opened, almost half the size of the face.He shook his head, and his pointed ears followed suit, flickering left and right.

What are you doing standing here?

Several female employees couldn't speak, but their eyes lit up.

……Oh my God.

What kind of peerless cutie is this?

The young man from the studio I met before was a clear proof now, and immediately complained loudly: "This is what I said before, the cat of Si Jing's family! Let me just say that the legs are short, you still don't believe me!"

He also told me where there are cats with such short legs, look, isn’t there?

The short-legged cat frowned all of a sudden, raised its back high, and bared its small white teeth at him.

What nonsense?

How can someone insult a cat so innocently?

Be careful I scratch you!

All the employees of the studio gathered together to watch this little baby that suddenly emerged.Milk tea hair, fine fluff, big and beautiful eyes, even from human eyes, it is quite delicate, not to mention the short legs are holding the clothes, and the head is exposed, the small appearance is really painful.Looking at it, someone was eager to give it a try, gestured repeatedly at Kan Ze, and laughed, "Brother Kan, can I hug you?"

"..." Kan Ze tightened his arms.

The employee was not discouraged, and continued to reach out to him, "I hug?"

Kan Ze's eyes fell on him faintly.At that moment, the gaze did not hide the cruelty hidden in it, like the king of the forest guarding his prey.Fang Yuandao's heart skipped a beat when he saw this look, he vaguely felt bad, and hurriedly said: "It's still too small, I'm afraid it won't dare to be hugged by outsiders."

Several employees put down their hands in embarrassment, but their eyes kept wandering here.The female staff admired the cuteness in a low voice, and wished she could hug her and raise her for a few days.

I want to form a cat-stealing brigade and steal cats collectively.

With a serious face, Kan Ze stuffed the kitten into his coat again, and pushed back the hairy head protruding from his chest, "Everyone is here?"

Yuan Fang was still on the phone, holding up his mobile phone and said bitterly: "No. I'm sorry Brother Kan, and I don't know where Si Jing has gone."

There was no one, and he didn't answer the phone. He went to the men's bathroom on each floor and yelled several times. The cleaner who yelled looked at him like a mental patient, and no one said anything.

Yuan Fang had no choice but to stand at the door of the hotel with Da Liu, full of worries in his heart.

Could it be something wrong?

Skull pain.

Against the night wind, he thought sadly that Si Jing, like his cat, has a free soul.Leave as soon as you say, withdraw as soon as you say, and don't even know how to say hello to people.

...to his free soul.

He was still a little worried that Kan Ze would be angry, but unexpectedly, Kan Ze said, "Maybe I went back first. Why don't you go back and have a look."

Yuan Fang hurriedly sighed, and didn't think Si Jing would be lost.The bigger possibility is that he felt that the banquet was unconscious, so he ran away halfway.

This is very similar to what Si Jing can do, and it is not surprising at all.

It's just, "His precious grass..."

The short-legged cat's eyes straightened, and then poked its head out again with a swish, meowing aggressively.

give me!

Kan Ze: "Let me go first."

The short-legged cat was wrapped around his coat, and Kan Ze's hands were empty.At this moment, the flower pot happened to be taken over. Si Jing lowered his head and smelled the pot, then turned around and smelled the human form, and felt that he had doubled the happiness, and could directly go to the sky with a pair of wings.

He kept sniffing until he was dizzy, and rubbed his head against Kanze's dark sweater.He showed his little claws again, and began to tear apart the sweater. The good clothes were bitten off by him, and the thread was pulled out.

Yuan Fang said, "Hey, hey, don't bite your clothes!"

The kitty couldn't hear at all, and there was still a piece of wool in his mouth. The end of the wool was bitten wet by him, and he scratched and licked it with his paws.

The more people in the studio watched him, the more they fell in love with him, and they almost wanted to follow him.

Isn't this really an undercover agent sent by the cat clan?

Si Jing got into the car just like that.

It was getting late, and Kan Ze wanted to send all the girls in the studio home.Fortunately, the car was a big nanny car, so he could sit in it. He sat in the car, put the catnip grass beside him, and pinched the cat's cheeks.

Si Jing meowed when he was pinched, and looked up at him.

What?

Kan Ze kept moving his hands and pinched them again.

It is said that cats are made of water, indeed.The feeling of pinching it in the hand is like filling a warm hot water bottle, covered with a layer of soft and soft hair.The cheeks sank like water in his hands after a while, and the kitten's face was rubbed back and forth, kneading into a dough, and he meowed again, this time a little louder.

What are you doing?

Addicted to pinching?

Kan Ze started rubbing the cat's face in a circle.

Don't blame him, he has been wanting to knead for a long time.Ever since seeing Yuan Fang rubbing his face, Maonip had this thought in his heart, looking forward to it for a long time, thinking that his hands were itchy, every leaf was filled with the desire to rub the cat.

At this moment, he finally got some masturbation, he turned Si Jing over and over, and had a good time masturbating.

Knead until there are four meat pads.

Si Jing groaned after being rubbed, and he didn't resist most of the time, maybe it smelled good, and it was comfortable to rub, and he only held his finger and gnawed a few mouthfuls occasionally.Only when he was about to touch the two heavy mysterious treasures under the tail, did he frown, slapped his paw on the back of his hand, and meowed repeatedly in warning.

Don't touch it!

Sensitive parts!

Kan Ze turned his fur tail into a firework stick, and the fur on it exploded.

The girls watched him rubbing up and down, their eyes would not blink, their eyes were full of longing.

But longing is longing, and no one dares to mention it again.

It's okay if you can't see it, but seeing it with your own eyes, it's like sitting on pins and needles.

"Goodbye, Brother Kan."

It wasn't until the last staff member got out of the car that the car quickly drove towards Kan Ze's house.Before Yuan Fang left, he asked Kan Ze to make sure that Xia Si Jing was not at home. When Kan Ze walked past the door of the next room, he really stopped, put the catnip on the ground, and clasped his hand on the door. Knock knocked.

The kitten's ears in his arms suddenly pricked up.

"Si Jing," the man said calmly with Si Daji in his arms, "Are you there?"

"..."

It's quiet inside, of course it's not there.This is natural, the person is in his arms right now.

There was a little smile in Kan Ze's eyes, and he said in a low voice, "Maybe he went out."

Kitten wagged his tail.

Yes, that's right.

So don't doubt and don't worry, why don't we go back to sleep early?I really can't keep my eyes open!

He stretched against Kan Ze's solid chest, the aftertaste of catnip rose to his head like the smell of alcohol, his round head was pressed against his clothes, and he leaned lazily on it.Through the clothes, he could still hear the beating of the heart inside, and now it sounded like a lullaby, and the more he listened to it, the more he yawned.

The Si boss opened his mouth wide, yawned indistinctly, and finally smacked.

"Go back to sleep."

Kan Ze patted his head.

The light in the room was dim. Although I hadn't been there a few times, the cat litter and the cat climbing frame were all ready.Si Jing took a look, the house was full of small villas bought for him.

He slowly picked the collar of his coat and counted. There was a five-layer cat climbing frame, a four-layer one, and two specially used for scratching paws.

Coupled with the one in his family, he can be regarded as a cat with dozens of properties.

Gee.

rich cat.

Kan Ze took off his coat, and the hairball inside rolled around, rolling into the bed.The quilts and sheets were all blue, and the sheets were very soft. He stepped on them, and every time he stepped on them, there were marks, and he couldn't even walk steadily.

Uncle Si Jing patted his paws, sniffing east and west, found the softest position, and lay down without seeing anything.

Lying in the middle of the big bed.

Kan Ze hurried out of the battle bath, seeing the place where he was lying, couldn't help laughing, "Just sleep like this?"

Si Jing narrowed his eyes, his gaze was like lightning.

Just sleep like this.

Kan Ze really doted on him, and without saying a word, he lay down on the edge of the bed, barely stretching his long legs and hands.Si Jingliang's palm-sized body occupied more than half of the bed, lying on his back with his belly turned out.

He looked at the place he occupied, and then at the place occupied by the man, and now his conscience was a little disturbed.

The short-legged cat moved to give him some space, and patted its pads.

come.

Kan Ze obediently leaned over, just in time to rest an arm on his furry belly.Si Jing hugged and sucked for a while, his olive green round eyes slowly closed, and was about to fall asleep, but suddenly felt something move down——

Seemingly touched, the short-legged cat jumped up, its eyes widened vigilantly, and its white teeth showed.

What are you doing?

Where are you touching?

Kan Ze opened his eyes and looked back at him in surprise.

"what happened?"

The short-legged cat stared at him for several seconds, suspicious.

You just touched where you shouldn't.

You do not know?

"..."

However, Kan Ze's expression was indeed quite innocent, Si Jing looked at it for a long time and didn't see anything wrong, so he had to lie down again.This time he grew his eyes, and Gululu was a little farther away from that arm, and curled up into a ball, firmly protecting the two mysterious treasures under him.

The quilt was covered again, and the eyelids were closed, ready to sleep.

In the daze, something came over quietly, if it touched that place.Si Jing's hair exploded when he was touched, Ji Lingling seemed to have electricity passing down from Tianling Gai, shivered suddenly, and jumped up again: "..."

This is so special!

what happened!

He didn't sleep anymore, and stood aggressively on the quilt with his blown fur all over his body, calling out to Kan Ze.

is that you?

Just say it's you? ?

Kan Ze fell asleep on his side properly, with both arms hanging down by his sides, and he couldn't reach his position at all.Si Jing didn't believe in evil, he bit the quilt and pulled it down—the two long legs were also leaning together, and they didn't cross the boundary at all.

……

Heck.

Si Daxie stood on the quilt, wanted to get angry but had nowhere to get angry, so he took a big breath of anger.

Kan Ze was still asking, "Xiao Hua, are you still sleeping?"

Little flower with a hammer!

Si Jing glared at him, burrowed back again, and rolled his body into a ball, leaving no gap at all.

A smile finally escaped Kan Ze's lips.

It was getting late, and the cat's breath slowly became longer.Only then did Kan Ze open his eyes, and two long branches protruded from the sleeves of his nightgown, they were dragged by him, and they were beaten by a leaf, neither light nor heavy.

Don't touch it again, Catnip taught him very honestly, how can you keep teasing him?

The buds on the branches drooped down, as if they were wronged.

And you, Kan Ze turned his head to teach the pot again, can the leaves change direction?Do you think you are a sunflower?

The other pot also withered. After a while, I tentatively pulled the root out of the pot, and pointed to the location of a small lump on the bed.

Kan Ze's eyes were dim.

……

Let's do it.

The catnip that was divided into pots resentfully sat down again, groaning and burying itself.

Only the main pot is allowed to pet the cat, not to touch the fur separately.

It's all the same catnip plant, isn't this discrimination?