The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

It's a big Chinese New Year, and Si Jing couldn't really throw the boss of the studio outside, so he had to hold back his anger, and said in a low voice, "You don't need to support him."

I am living very well by myself!

Kan Ze didn't argue with him, but still smiled with his lips curled up.The man laughed, and Danfeng's eyes also crooked. For some reason, Si Jing could still see a bit of sweetness in it.He looked away and muttered: "...do you love to come or not?"

Kan Ze came naturally.He looked at the adoption station.

The adoption station was well built, although it was a few years old, but the walls were obviously repainted in the past two years.There are withered creepers on the two walls. You can imagine how lush it is in spring and summer, covering the entire wall.There is a vine in the yard that extends all the way to the roof, and there is still a cat on the tree at the moment, looking down from a high position.

The decoration in the room is very simple, but there is everything that should be there, and there is a warm stove.Since he often opened the doors and windows to breathe, and there was no smell, Kanze stood at the door, took off his shoes, watched the young man squatting and rummaging in the box, and finally threw him a pair of fur slippers with two Hello Kitty heads on them.

"What are you looking at?" Seeing Kan Ze's obviously smiling eyes, the boss said dissatisfied, "This is a gift from the supermarket! Nothing else, just wear this!"

Kan Ze put on the fluffy slippers and stepped on them, revealing a small part of his heel.

"That's good," he said.

There are fewer cats in the inner room, only two of the most beloved cats are walking around with their tails up, but they dare not lie on Si Jing's bed.There were a lot of various things in the room, Si Jing sat cross-legged on the long-haired carpet, unpacked the newly bought cat food and poured it into the food bowl.

After all, it was a special day, and he also bought a lot of processed fish. At this moment, a greedy orange cat poked its head in, hoping to taste the New Year's Eve dinner in advance.

Mr. Si turned a blind eye to this behavior, until the overweight orange cat also came with heavy steps, trying to poke its head inside, which looked like a big inflated football. Then he knocked on the basin and reminded, "No way, Daju, did you forget your weight just now?"

The orange cat pulled its head back dejectedly, and meowed.

Kan Ze looked at it and found it interesting.

Si Jing's state in front of cats is completely different from that in front of people. He has the demeanor of the head of the family, and his stern face is a bit like the dean of an elementary school.Kan Ze also put down the bag he was carrying just now, and took out the contents one by one.

Si Jing sniffled, and suddenly smelled the familiar aroma of food.

Fried small yellow croaker?

He was still pouring cat food, but his eyes couldn't help but glance over there, "Fried fish?"

He ate a lot of this stuff at Kan Ze's house.Kan Ze is a master at making this kind of small yellow croaker. When fried, it is really charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and even the bones are crispy, making it effortless to chew.Si Jing ate too much, and now he salivated automatically and consciously just smelling the smell, and took a few glances from the corner of his eye.

A big bag is full, enough for him to eat for half a month.

Kan Ze: "This is for Xiao Hua."

He paused, and said: "But since Xiaohua is not here, why not just divide up first?"

"..." The boss of the cat world wanted to meow meow and growl at him right now, I'm here, I'm here!Why should my food be distributed to other cats?

But he is a big brother who has a heart and will take care of his fellow clan. Although he is full of displeasure, he still agrees, "Oh."

He stood up and carried the dried fish over, "I'll share."

Kan Ze suppressed a smile.

With his back turned to him, Si Jing pretended to divide the small dried fish into the food bowl, and while the man behind him was not paying attention, he moved his hand quickly, and a few fried small yellow croakers fell into his mouth.Si Jing puffed his cheeks, chewing silently, stealing food while distributing food, one bite at a time, very smooth.

The cats sat in rows to divide the fish equally, as if they didn't see that Si Jing was doing business for his own benefit at the moment.

All their New Year's Eve dinners are on the table.Kan Ze also brought some hot dishes, and sat down at the table with Si Jing. There was no TV here, and there was no way to watch the Spring Festival Gala. There were furry cats all around them, all of them pacing up and down beside them with their tails curled up.

This was the busiest meal Kan Ze had ever had.From the beginning to the end, the sound of meowing almost never stopped, Si Jing himself buried his head in eating, and when he ate something he liked, his eyes widened involuntarily, and then he lowered his chopsticks like flying, and all the chopsticks were aimed at the fish.

Instead of fighting with him, Kan Ze picked out the fish's bones one by one.Seeing that the best part of the fish was in his bowl, Si Jing had no choice but to pinch the thorny meat on the back, but after a while, the clean fish landed steadily in his bowl.

Si Jing stared, but was taken aback.

"what?"

Kan Ze smiled and told him, "Eat."

"..."

Si Jing looked at the piece of white fish, feeling a little strange in his heart for some reason.He was silent for a while, then picked it up with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.

No, don't eat for nothing!

It was very quiet on the mountain. After eating and drinking, it was almost midnight.Looking down from the mountain, it is when the lights are brightly lit.Si Jing rubbed his stomach to digest food, looked up, and saw a cold moon.

In recent years, it is time to ban fireworks and firecrackers.The sound of falling cannons and crackling firecrackers... was completely inaudible.The sky was also empty, and half of the fireworks could not be seen.

Si Jing wrapped his down jacket tightly, and quietly let the cat's fur grow a little more.From the chest to the legs, there is a layer of dense milk tea color, as if wearing a thick jumpsuit.

The man behind him also followed out at some point, just standing behind, like a silent shadow.

Si Jing sniffed and asked, "What time is it?"

"It's almost twelve o'clock."

After cleaning up the dishes, Kan Ze stepped forward and stood side by side with him.

Si Jing's eyes were still looking down.After a while, he suddenly said without thinking: "Aren't you going home?"

Kan Ze replied: "I don't have a home."

"That's a coincidence," Si Jing said with the corners of his lips raised, "—me neither."

So they fell silent again.

The night wind blows harder.The leaves of the nearby tree trembled, and there were occasional calls of unknown birds.Si Jing said, "What was your previous year like?"

Kan Ze was taken aback.

He digs and digs from his long memory, and he can only know the festivals he spent with Xiaohua that year.He remembered that the cat cub was put on a woolen skirt, and the people in the room laughed and collapsed into a ball. The short-legged cat stared at the olive green eyes, with a look of lovelessness, and immediately waved its paws when it got agitated. ;he remembered it jumping up and rubbing against him with its moist nose, and its beard, itching.

Those were only a few decades ago, but they seemed so far away.

Seeing his silence, Si Jing continued to say, "It turns out that this kind of festival is very lively."

Such days seem to have opened up his chatterbox. For some reason, he inexplicably wants to spit out all the things stored in his heart, whether the sludge is gentle or not, all of them are empty, "It turns out that when... "

"They all play guns, all kinds."

"The one that makes a loud noise when it falls, can soar into the sky like a small plane, and holds a burning one in its hand... If it is buried in the snow, it can blow up a crater."

So the children screamed again, covered their ears and hid far away.Occasionally, those who passed by were caught off guard and were sprayed with snow all over.

At that time, the hostess was already showing her belly, so she was handed a firework stick.She held it in her hand and smiled, while Si Jing was lying on her shoulders, his eyes were full of sparks of fire.

"New Year's Eve!"

"New Year—"

But now these are gone.

The person is no longer there, and the scene is not what it used to be.Nian is like a piece of chewing gum that has been chewed and spit out, sticking to the floor limply, unable to taste a bit of sweetness, but bitter.

Si Jingshen took a deep breath and looked at the phone.

"It's going to be twelve o'clock soon," he said, "it's worth it, it's worth it."

Even if it's not what it was back then.

The second hand moved forward slowly, and Si Jing counted down, "Three—two—one—"

Suddenly, fire flashed in his eyes.The man behind him brought a handful of firework sticks at some point, and a few of them were lit at the moment, making tinkling noises, and jumping up and down toward small golden sparks.

He smiled as usual, and the sparks lit up his profile.In the jumping light spots, the man said, "Si Jing, happy new year."

"..."

Si Jing stared at him blankly, and after a while, pursed his lips.

"Fireworks and firecrackers are not allowed here—"

"It's okay," Kan Ze said, "It's not fireworks."

"..."

"Want to come?"

Kan Ze spread out his palms at him.

Si Jing didn't speak, and was silent for a while, stretched out his hand, and took a few.The firework stick was burning rapidly, bringing some heat to the air. He controlled the nearly whitish sparks and drew a circle in the air.The circle framed the lights at the bottom of the mountain, and his eyes suddenly became sore.

"Isn't it just for fun?" Si Jing blinked vigorously, and said, "What a big deal—look at me drawing a big one for you—"

He gestured to a huge leaf in mid-air, and pulled Kan Ze's sleeve to show him, "How is it?"

Received praise from Kan Ze who spared no effort.

Si Jing's tail was almost up to the sky, and he continued to circle around with great interest, occasionally poking his head over to see what Kan Ze was drawing.There are two small circles inside a circle, pointy ears, and three lines on each side. Si Jing looked at it and understood, "You are drawing—"

He swallowed the word "I" abruptly, "Cat?"

Seeing the man nodding, Si Jing was not satisfied.

"What kind of cat are you called?" he rubbed his fists, "At least cats should be drawn like this!"

Mr. Si drew an extremely large circle in the air, resembling a tiger and a mountain leopard, and drew extremely long four legs, very much like a giraffe crossed with a wild animal.

Si Jing opened his eyes firmly, "This is called a cat!"

Kan Ze smiled deeper, stretched out his hand and drew again, "The legs are not that long."

He gestured to show four short legs like thumbs, which are pitifully short and cute.

The boss simply went over to grab the painting tools and yelled: "The legs are so long! You give me, give me—"

Gradually, they laughed and made a mess.

The night wind was strong, and the smell on Kan Ze's body was far less clear than in the room.Si Jing struggled to pinch both of his wrists, and went to grab the firework stick with rounded eyes, "It must be like this——"

His voice stopped abruptly.He suddenly realized that the two of them were so close at this moment.He could even see each of Kan Ze's eyelashes clearly, and they were all curved at the moment, long and dense, covering the crescent-shaped eyes below, and only him was stuffed in the light-colored pupils.

It's as if everything in the world doesn't come into the eyes of men.

The Erha who demolished the house seemed to have lost his way again, and plunged into his heart again.Si Jing let go of his hand suddenly, a little uneasy, perhaps because of his fast heartbeat, it seemed that he couldn't supply oxygen at the moment, he dropped the fireworks stick, walked in with his head down, "I'll go back first. "

Kan Ze quickened his pace, still standing side by side with him.

"Go down the mountain?"

Si Jing said, "I'll just sleep here."

He was a little restless at the moment, and didn't want to run down the mountain again.There is also a bed in the inner room. Although it is not big, it is not bad to sleep for a night.

After hearing this, the thousand-year-old catnip began to rub the leaves secretly.While pinching the bud in his palm, he said nonchalantly: "It is indeed too late."

Si Jing didn't think much, "Yes."

Kan Ze continued to lay the groundwork, "It's so dark, and there's no one on the mountain, I'm afraid it's inconvenient to go down."

Boss Si walked straight, "Yeah."

Kan Ze finally cast out his inner thoughts, "If possible, can you let me stay here for one night?"

"Hmmm... umm? Hmmm???"

Si Jing turned his head abruptly, his eyes widened.

Reluctantly, Kan Ze walked swiftly and was already ahead of him, "I'll make the bed first."

Si Jing: "..."

Wait, wait a minute, who the hell wants to agree to sleep with you!

The first day of the new year, the brand new morning just ushered in.The cats retreated to their cat nests, and Si Jing crossed his legs on the carpet, glaring at Kan Ze who was shaking the quilt.The bed is not very big, 1.5 meters by 1.8 meters, and Si Jing can barely stretch his long legs by himself. When he thinks that there is a humanoid Liushen lying on his bed, he will explode and stretch his legs to kick him.

"Can't sleep!"

Kan Ze held the foot he was flying towards, it was white, the light blue blood vessels on it were obvious, and the toenails were still powdery, like the color of peach blossoms swaying and swaying, "I can sleep well."

Sleep like a fairy board!

Si Jing blushed, put his feet back, got up wheezing and opened the window a little, so that the confusing smell inside would dissipate a little.

Kan Ze justified, "We all slept in the same tent at that time, and we all slept well at that time."

Si Jing: "...Wake up, did you sleep at the manager's place that day?"

But no matter what, rest always takes rest.Kan Ze has already got into the quilt, Si Jing is not easy to dig people out again, and there is no second place to sleep, even if there is a cat's nest, he can't transform in front of Kan Ze, he almost becomes angry Scratch the floor with paws.

He stood on the ground, not wanting to go forward at all.

What if the ears and tails come out later on?

The catnip grass calmly exudes body fragrance, reduces the pressure on the body, and takes off the top.

After a while, the cat cub who was so fascinated came over automatically and lay down on the bed very consciously.

Not only did the person come over, but he couldn't help rubbing against him, the little canine teeth were exposed, and he wanted to suck a lot.

Taking advantage of the light being turned off in the dark, Si Jing gulped and swallowed at his bare arm.

Kan Ze heard it clearly, and smiled: "Go to sleep."

The bed was really not big, and the two of them rubbed their arms against each other, and their legs leaned against each other.The cat boy opened his olive blue eyes wide, and said quietly, "Well, sleep."

You go to bed first, and after I'm done sleeping, I'll take a few bites and sleep right away.

Kan Ze closed his eyes and fell asleep.The kitten was listening beside him, pretending to be asleep, but in fact quietly pricked up his ears to listen to the movement.After his breath took a long time, he immediately turned sideways, ground his teeth, and took a breath carefully at the smooth arm.

After taking a sip, I looked up in fear.

Didn't wake up.

Si Jing put down his snack and continued to inhale.The tip of the tongue slowly came out, circling it around and around.

The man was still soundly asleep, as if he didn't notice it at all.

Si Daxie gradually let go of his courage, and the more he smoked, the more addicted he became. He even used Huya to suck Liushen wholeheartedly.The hairy tail on the back stretched out the waist of the trousers, fluffy poked out, and swayed left and right in the air, which was also very joyful.

The bud in Kan Ze's sleeve looked at it, couldn't help but poked its head out, and rubbed against it.

"..."

Si Jing was suddenly touched, his tail swished back, he lifted the quilt instantly to wrap himself tightly in it, closed his eyes for a second and pretended to be asleep.

"Huh, huh..."

Kan Ze held back his laughter and had a stomach ache.

After a while, as if he sensed that there was no hostility, Mao Tail poked his head out of the quilt again.

Si Jing smoked for the whole night, and when he woke up the next day, Kan Ze's arms were all red.

The kitten pretended not to see it, as if the tooth marks left on it were not his.Kan Ze didn't say much, he said calmly, "Maybe it's an allergy."

He turned this matter over.

The Chinese New Year is already in mid-February, and after returning home, I didn't have a long time to work, and then I entered March in one step.

Spring is actually a good season.

For most creatures in the biosphere, this season is basically their once-a-year mating season—if you can play well, you can keep a few more species during this time; if you can’t play well, you can already find a lifetime mate.The clothes were thinner, but Chun's heart was bulging, Si Jing drove home and heard the cat meowing Chun all the way.

"Come on, come on..."

"Happy, handsome boy~"

There are also male cats showing off by raising their voices.

"I didn't cut my balls, brother, look!"

"I have two more, not deflated!"

"Little girl next door, look at me—"

Soft, elongated, soaked in the voice of spring.

Listening, Si Jing felt that he had stepped into a special place that violated the core values ​​of socialism.

In fact, for Si Jing, this season is also very special.

And not just because of biological instinct.Although the estrus period is powerful, relying on the pussy and rubbing, he can barely survive it.The big deal is to raise the flag a few more times a day and be the flag bearer a few more times, and play with yourself as a cat teaser, so you can have some fun.

Bitter is another thing.

Si Jing threw the things he bought at home, squatted on the sofa, and began to sit and wait for the coming punishment.