The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

That's how the catnip grass settled down in Si Jing's house.The more he gets along, the more he realizes that Si Jing is really an interesting fairy.

The structure of Si Jing's house is the same as that of the neighbor next door. It is a high-rise building, separated from the middle, and connected by a wooden staircase up and down.As long as you want to go upstairs or downstairs, Si Jing must come in human form, even if you are not in human form, you have to put on clothes to change back, that's fine.

Catnip Prairie didn't understand why at first, until he saw a short-legged cat going down the stairs one day.

...that can't be called down at all.

Si Jing's legs moved so far that he couldn't touch the steps on the bottom floor.He could only turn his body half sideways, jumping down one level like a rabbit—first two front legs, then two rear legs; then two front legs, then two rear legs...

After jumping down, a few minutes passed, and the delay was enough for a normal cat to go up and down countless times.

The catnip grass shook its leaves on the balcony, seeming to be smiling.

Boss Si jumped down the stairs with great difficulty, and glanced suspiciously at the window: why does he always feel that someone is watching him?

However, looking around, only the sweetheart grass on the balcony is swaying, the leaves are green, and the short stems are shaking, and the smell can be smelled from a long distance.

Si Jing's legs and feet were weak, and he couldn't help but go over and take a big breath, almost stuffing his round head into the soil.His wet nose was moving, and he was in a daze after taking two puffs, as if he was drunk. He turned over to reveal his white belly, his feet were on the sky, and his eyes were straight.

what……

Cats have no regrets!

Boss Si collapsed on the ground without any image, holding a blade of grass in his paws, without the slightest image that a popular star should have.The fluff on the belly is thin and soft, densely covered, and it looks very good to the touch. After looking at the catnip grass for a while, a bud quietly covered it, as if it touched it inadvertently. .

Soft like a cloud.

Si Jing was tickled and raised his head suspiciously.

What is touching him?

The catnip grass quickly took back the buds, quite innocently.

Si Jing looked up and scanned for a while, but didn't see anything unusual.

"..."

He waited for a long time, and seeing that there was nothing strange, he buried his head again, moved it left and right, and hugged the leaf more tightly with his paws.He opened his mouth, and the teeth inside were also white and pointed, biting on the buds, leaving a small and shallow tooth mark.

It doesn't hurt, just tickles.

He hugged the grass, as if he didn't know what day and night it was, and when his eyes were blank, he fell into a drowsy sleep at some point.

When I woke up the next day, the sky on Weibo seemed to have changed.

The first episode of the variety show was recorded and aired the night before.

Si Jing, Kan Ze, Chen Caicai, Bai Hongli.

The names of these four people already have their own traffic.What's more, as soon as the news that Si Jing was hidden by the snow came out, he became more and more on the cusp, and later it was officially announced that he had entered Kan Ze's studio. Since then, countless paparazzi reporters wished they could just live in the trash can of his house. Keep an eye on how the relationship between the two is going.

Didn't you say they were rivals?

Why did they suddenly engage in killing each other and falling in love? ?

However, no matter what guesses they had in their hearts before, after the broadcast of this episode of the variety show, there are only two words left: Haha.

Whoever said that these two people have never been in touch with each other, who is he in a hurry with.

... How the hell does this look like they have never been in touch with each other for a long time!

Si Jing in the variety show struggled to fold a pair of long legs into the doll, and Kan Ze put his hand on the crook of his legs, talking to him softly, guiding him to exert strength.

The fan girl in front of the TV widened her eyes, barely convincing herself.

This is to put on a show in front of the screen, otherwise it will be easy to be rumored to be at odds.

Understandable, understandable.

Si Jing in the variety show has a big face, but whenever Kan Ze talks to him, he starts to turn red strangely—from the base of his ear up, red like a big persimmon whose branches are bent.

When people see it, they will think of the joy of autumn harvest.

Fangirl: "..."

For acting, you must do a full set.

The past is said, the past is said.

Kan Ze in the variety show roasted a marshmallow for Si Jing.

Plastic brother, proper plastic brother!

In the variety show, Si Jing blushed so much that it became harder and harder to look directly at it, and a bunch of pink bubbles could be squeezed out just by looking at it.

Fangirl: "..."

wait, this...

After seeing the two people get into a narrow tent and sleep head to toe, both sides fell into a strange silence.

……how to say.

They thought they would see a pot of fire in the open and a knife in the dark, but they only saw two burning fires.

And when they lowered their heads, they also saw the burning torch in their hands.

... what else is there to say?

Have you ever seen Kan Ze who is usually known for his calmness and self-control, or have you seen Si Jing who usually says one is one and two is two?

burn!burn! !

The big FFF group raised the torch in their hands.

CP fans grew wildly like weeds almost instantly. The name is "Looking at the Scenery", and even the slogan of the head of the family has a crepe, "You stand under the bridge to see the scenery, and the people who watch the scenery look at you on the bridge. Mingyue As you decorate your window sill, you decorate other people's dreams."

It can be said to be quite artistic.

Yuan Fang even saw a CP fan and said sincerely: "Ah, what a beautiful love - if they are not together, I will never believe in love anymore!"

Then you are afraid that you really can't believe in love, dear.

Manager Yuan was very worried, and he couldn't make any connection between the five words "beautiful love" and Si Jing.

His artist looks more like the spoiler in a beautiful love story.

For example, Fa Hai in The Legend of the White Snake, or the rich second generation who wins love with a sword—this is in line with Si Jing's role positioning.

Si Jing has been walking with wind these past few days, which seems to mean that everything is done, and he doesn't care about anything else at all.

When Yuan Fang saw him, his forehead twitched, "Brother, big brother, ancestor—you are going to work, what are you going to do with a flower pot?"

This is an ad for a high-end brand!

Si Jing's hand holding the flowerpot was quite tight, "Without it, I can't go on working."

Yuan Fang: "..."

Feelings are just such a pot of grass, and they are still your spiritual pillar.

Si Jing got into the car and was still sharing with him: "I have slept well these days, and I can smell it in my dreams."

The catnip grass shook its leaves, thinking of course.

After all, in the past few days and nights, he pulled out the roots from the ground, moved hundreds of roots, and quickly moved to Si Jing's bedside.I didn't go back to absorb some nutrients until I felt that I was dying, and when it was fully charged, I planted myself back beside the bed.

Cat cubs are as dishonest as ever when they sleep.On such a cold day, he still pushed on the quilt, and when he stretched his long legs, the quilt reached the bottom of his feet.

Catnip then diligently took the branches and leaves and rolled the quilt to cover him back.

Not two minutes later, when I looked back, the quilt was kicked away again.

Catnip struggled to pull it back again.

look back...

Catnip simply straddled Si Jing's body in vain, the roots were divided into four corners like Moses divided the sea, and he firmly pressed the corner of the quilt.Si Jing was tightly locked in the quilt, and finally couldn't move, only a little hairy tail poked out from inside, trembling slightly.

It seems to be too hot, come out to dissipate heat.

The catnip grass finally realized belatedly and loosened the gap a little.The wind blew in a bit, and the kitten became quiet, and fell asleep again.

Half a day later, a tiny blade of grass sneaked over and stroked his back one by one.

very gentle.

Maybe because he noticed that kind of tenderness, Si Jing has slept quite well these few days.

There is also an intoxicating breath in the dream.

Coincidentally, Bai Yingdi was also filming a public service advertisement nearby, and happened to meet him in the studio.Yuan Fang saw the senior, with a respectful attitude, and politely called out: "Hello, Senior White."

After shouting, he pulled Si Jing's sleeve again.Si Jing glanced at him and was about to open his mouth.

"No, no!" Bai Hongli quickly waved his hands, "You don't have to be so polite."

He really can't stand it.

Si Jing watched him in a hurry, and asked casually, "An appointment?"

Bai Hongli: "Yes."

He paused, looked at Si Jingyan, and then at the people following him.After being in the entertainment industry for a long time, who doesn't wink?Immediately found an excuse to leave temporarily.The field was empty, and for a while, only his fellow Si Jing and a pot of catnip were left tightly in his arms.Bai Yingdi dragged people to a corner, made sure there was no one else, and then told the truth with a little secret joy, "I'm going on a blind date."

Si Jing: "... Is your species in crisis to this extent?"

They all have to be bred?

"Of course not," Bai Hongli said, "There are obviously a lot of people in our group!"

He explained, "It was decided by me since I was a child, dear baby."

The boss thought about it.

Darling, that sounds very interesting.

Bai Yingdi took out a photo from his pocket and showed it to him, showing off, "It's her."

Si Jing looked at the photo, then at him.

"Are you serious?"

"of course."

"—You showed me a piece of food."

Isn't this a great fish for steaming?

Bai Yingdi widened his eyes, and quickly hid his little friend, "Of course not!"

He blushed and lowered his voice.

"This is the fish I'm betrothed to."

Si Jing: "..."

fish?

King Bai: "When I saw her when I was a child, her fish scales were already quite smooth, and they were arranged very neatly. She is the most beautiful fish among their species."

Si Daxie thought about the photo carefully, and felt that the word "most beautiful" was doubtful for the time being, but stabbing might be more realistic at best.

Bai Yingdi finally got to the point, "Their race matured relatively late, and now that she can finally transform into a human form, my parents let me go and meet her. If she does, it's good to have someone to take care of her."

These days, becoming a master is no longer as easy as it was then.Not only is it strictly controlled, but also the spiritual power is much thinner, which is not as good as before. Unless one is born with spiritual roots suitable for becoming a spirit, it is basically even more difficult to become a monk halfway.

There are fewer monsters, and even fewer fish monsters.Even if you can't be in-laws, it's okay to take care of each other.

Besides, that little red fish was very cute when he was a child.

If there is a disagreement, the fins will be red.

After showing off implicitly, Bai Yingdi asked Si Jing, "What does your benefactor think?"

Si Jing thought for a while, and gave an answer, "You look tastier."

That kind of sea fish may be poisoned if eaten.

Bai Hongli immediately tightened his tail, his face turned pale, "I don't want this kind of answer..."

He left immediately, afraid that the more he stayed, the better he would look.Boss Si stood alone on the spot, and after a while, he reached out and stroked his chin.

baby doll?

He tried to recall whether he had a good friend when he was a child, and he could also pull him over to solve the major issues in life.But after thinking about it, there was none.

Is it really necessary to find a kitten with soft and shiny fur when in heat?

-

The agreed upon location was at a cafe I frequented.The restaurant is opened by a jellyfish monster, sitting behind the cashier with a big and generous skirt, smiling, and floating over with dozens of legs, "What do you need?"

Bai Hongli: "The location has been fixed, thank you."

He whispered his name, and the jellyfish demon glanced at the record book and led him over.

"Just ahead," he said, leading the guest to the door. "By the way, your guest has been here for a few minutes and is now sitting inside."

coming so soon?

Bai Yingdi suddenly panicked.He has been busy honing his acting skills all these years, filming one play after another, either in this crew or that crew, rushing from the beginning of the year to the end of the year.Over the past few years, I have only trained myself more and more seriously, and have hardly gotten along with any female creatures.

I'm at a loss as to what to talk about.

The big fat carp felt vaguely flustered, its feet had reached the door, he hesitated again, and turned its head.

"Where's the restroom?"

The jellyfish demon pointed out a location for him, and the film emperor Bai went in immediately.When he arrived at the men's bathroom, he locked the door of one of the compartments, sat on the toilet lid, and began to worry.

Can't even find a single person to learn from.

After looking through the address book several times, they were all working partners, so Bai Hongli had no choice but to ask Si Jing, the only one who might have experience, "Benefactor, what should we talk about?"

Si Jing is doing his hair at the moment, so he will reply in a second.

"Let's talk about which company's earthworm bait is delicious."

"..."

This is a blood-spouting fish, he never eats earthworms!

However, Bai Hongli didn't have the guts to confront him directly, "Except for this."

Si Jing thought for a while, "Why don't you come to me, and I'll create a common topic for you: how to escape from my mouth?"

If I want to play, I can also call all the cats under me to play a cat catching fish.In times of crisis, it is easy to have the illusion of being in love. Psychologically speaking, this is called the drawbridge effect.

The big fat carp swallowed and became even more timid.

"Forget it..."

At that time, if you faint from fright, it will be so embarrassing for everyone.

He didn't dare to ask the natural enemy for help, so he sat on the toilet seat and continued to study hard with the spirit of reading the script, trying to understand the routine of the first date thoroughly.After posting relevant posts on the Demon World Forum, soon, a lot of goblins who watched the excitement poured in and gave him advice.

"Talk to them whether fresh water or salt water is better!"

"When you get married, do you plan to live in the sea or in the river? How many cubs are there in the family? How many eggs can you lay in a year? How many children can you have at one time?"

"Will the baby fish be born with grandparents or grandparents? Do you want to have a female fish or a male fish?"

The white film king was very anxious, and at some point, his big white and red tail was exposed.He picked up the trousers scattered on the ground and put them on a shelf, and hurriedly slapped his tail on the floor with a clattering sound.

"The koi carp has to act well today: I'm here for a blind date, not to ask about my fertility wishes!"

It's not the Family Planning Commission!

Unable to get a result from the question, Bai Hongli put away the phone and was about to stuff it back into his pants.Unexpectedly, a hand slipped, the phone fell to the ground, and slipped out along the crack of the door, "Oh..."

He whispered, lowered his head and reached out to pick it up.But how the big fish tail is placed in this small space is not in the way. He was moving left and right to try to find a suitable posture, but he saw a bony hand outside, pressing against the phone screen, and slowly pushing his phone in. .

"You dropped it?"

Bai Hongli was overjoyed, and hurriedly opened the door to thank him.

"Thank you, thank you for your help—"

Standing outside was a young man.

Looking young, but with handsome eyebrows, it is particularly charming.She seems to have been exercising regularly, and her figure is good. Her exposed forearms are smooth and firm, and her dark coat with a stand-up collar is neat and tidy.When the young man saw him, his gaze paused, and then slowly fell on his tail.

This place is full of demons, Bai Hongli is not afraid of being seen by the other party, so he smiled at him.I said it again, "Thank you."

The young man stared at him for a long time, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

"No," he said politely, "it's easy."

Bai Hongli's impression of him suddenly became better.

When he was washing his hands, the young man happened to be standing in front of a urinal not far away and pouring water.Bai Yingdi clearly heard the sound of water coming from behind, and was speechless secretly, how loud the splashing sound was.

I just took out the faucet and unloaded some equipment, making it look like a small fountain, popping.

Make fish envious.

However, this has nothing to do with him. In the spirit of civility, Bai Hongli didn't glance at it. After he got out, he took a deep breath and repeated the human version of the strategy that he checked again just now.

"Please have a meal, watch a movie, take her home, talk about life ideals, talk about romance..."

Fortunately, when the box door was opened, it was empty and there was no one there.

Bai Yingdi was half relieved, and asked, "Where is she?"

The waiter explained: "It should be going to the bathroom."

Taking advantage of this time, the big fat carp hurriedly took out his mobile phone, bowed his head and memorized the cheat sheet.

"You can praise her for the nice color of her lipstick, her nice clothes, and her reputation as a little fairy—well, no, it should be a little fairy fish—"

"Hello, please come in."

The door of the box was opened again, and someone entered here under the guidance of the waiter.

Bai Yingdi's heart was beating like a rabbit.He barely suppressed the tension in his heart, stood up, and was ready to meet his baby mother——

?

? ?

???

The one who came in was a young man, handsome and tall, with a dark stand-up collar coat, fair complexion, and looked familiar.

... Isn't this the nice guy who handed him the phone just now?

Bai Hongli was confused, and leaned forward, puzzled, "Did you go to the wrong box?"

He said, "Our box is called Moana."

The corner of the young man's lips twitched and he said, "That's right."

"Here it is," he said.

Bai Hongli: "But I'm still waiting for a lady. Is there something wrong with the hotel arrangement?"

The young man had a good time, "Not at all."

Bai Yingdi: "That's—"

It should be a beautiful little red female fish, right?

"I'm afraid my father forgot to tell you," the young man smiled deeper, "In our race, only females were born as children, and most of them will become males when they grow up."

"..."

Bai Yingdi's eyes were about to burst for a moment, and his fish eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

What?

What? ? !