The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

After that is work.

Commercials, endorsement platforms, invitations to variety shows, charity evenings...the four words "popular artist" fully demonstrated the majesty it should have, and squeezed the time of the scene to the brim.From one city to another, who knows who leaked the news in advance, a large number of fans crowded the exit gate, squatting here in a planned and organized manner.Perhaps it was because I hadn't seen Si Jing for a while, as soon as he appeared, the sound suddenly rose up, and the crowd rushed towards him.

"Ahhhhhh my baby! My baby!! Baby look at mommy!!!"

"Mom bought you dried fish, does the baby want to eat dried fish?"

"Get out of the way, don't scare him!"

Several big fans raised their voices to maintain order, for fear that the ignorant fans would offend Si Jing.Bodyguards and managers stopped him, and Si Jing walked through a group of fans who were crazy about him and banged against the wall for him, and even helped one who was about to be knocked down, "Be careful."

The girl was almost suffocating, and Si Jing took the box of snacks from her hand.

"What stuffing?"

"Three, salmon!" The girl replied, blushing, and added, "You have to eat it!"

Si Jing then carried it in his hand.

He rarely accepts fan gifts, especially expensive ones.Before, some die-hard fans clamored to give him a villa, but the boss refused without blinking an eye.

villa.

This kind of thing, he can have it if he wants to.

It's just a handmade one that represents your heart, and Si Jing will take it and hold it.Along the way, he was stuffed a lot, his arms were full, and he finally got through the crowds to get to the car, from dried fish to sushi to letters, as well as various handmade wool felt dolls and crocheted kittens , everything you need.Those who know him well know that he loves cats, and he took out a lot of cat toys. Si Jing held a toy mouse's dusty tail, and while the two managers didn't see it, he squeezed it twice quickly to try the feel .

Good.

A few nails quietly emerged from the tips of the fingers, and after pricking and scratching several times, I was more satisfied.

It also has a clockwork, so it can run fast!

So he put the toy mouse in his bag, ready to play secretly in the dead of night.

The assistant also helped him dismantle it, until the end, a box of seeds came out.Assistant Xiao Liu shook the box, a little surprised.

"what is this?"

One after another, the seeds were lying in the box, all of them swollen.

Si Jing put his face close, and smelled it closely, and he had a clue in his heart, "Catnip seeds."

The little assistant was dumbfounded.

"No, Brother Si," he murmured, "This... can also be smelled?"

"Yes," Si Jing said, directing him to put away the catnip seeds, "You put it away for me, and put it on the side of the bag... Hey, okay, I'll go back and look."

He said, with yearning in his eyes.

"—Maybe it's still the taste in my memory."

Si Jing used to grow catnip.

He sniffed that catnip plant for a long time, and dug it out from a corner like a baby.The smell was really nice, even thinking about it until now, it also made his ears quiver suddenly, and he was aroused.

Too bad it was lost during the war.

After that, he also tried to raise again.But after smelling the previous one and smelling the later one, it always feels wrong, like a person who is used to drinking strong alcohol and suddenly thrown back to drink plain water, it is bland and thin, which is quite boring.Si Jing tried three or four times, but never tried again.

But now this one is given by fans.

Maybe it will be different.

What's more, the more he smelled Kan Ze recently, the better he smelled it, but when he saw his face flushed and his heart beating, his heart seemed to be able to jump out of his chest, and eight out of ten times he didn't dare to breathe.It's really not an option to go on like this.If you don't find something to replace it, it's like walking a tightrope without any safety equipment, and you can get out of control at any time.

Si Jing was really afraid that he would overdo it one day, so he showed him a live cat show on the spot.

Maybe it can scare Kan Ze to faint on the spot.

He stretched his long legs, thinking.

Ok……

Speaking of scaring Kan Ze to the point of fainting, why are you still looking forward to it?

He sneaked a small dried fish out of the gift box, opened the bag, stuffed it into his mouth, and made up his mind.

Time to try again.

The next afternoon was a rare free period.When Yuan Fang came to the door, several studio employees were in the room, tossing back and forth, and only had time to say hello to him.

"Brother Yuan is here?"

Yuan Fang was puzzled.

"What is this doing?"

"Planting catnip," the young man in charge rolled up his sleeves and smiled shyly, "Brother Si asked us to come and help."

Yuan Fang followed them, and couldn't help opening his mouth, dumbfounded.

... This f*ck is just planting catnip.

Even the automatic temperature and humidity measurement equipment is connected, and the plastic film is covered, occupying the entire balcony. Isn't this going to be a simple version of the vegetable greenhouse?

"Are you going to change your career to sell vegetables?"

The boss corrected him, "It's planting grass."

The seeds were sprinkled into the moist soil, and sprinkled at intervals. Si Jing used a ruler to draw, trying to make the distance between every two seeds exactly the same.

Yuan Fang felt dizzy.

"Where did the soil come from?"

It doesn't look like it's ordinary.

The head of the labor force had a sad face, "One-third of the humus, two-thirds of the garden soil..."

The whole studio was surrounded by Si Jing's command.

Yuan Fang felt that they were all fooling around.Petting children is not such a pampering method.

If you want him to say, you shouldn't mess around with Si Jing, and if you don't do serious work, how can there be any reason to come and plant grass for cats?

He stretched out his hand to greet Si Jing.

"You come first."

Boss Si walked over lazily, his eyes half-closed. Since he was at home, his hair was not well taken care of, and now his hair was hanging down softly, making him look smaller, "Why?"

The tails of his eyes were raised, and the waves in his eyes were like spring water.He has worked a lot in the past few days, and he hasn't had a good rest. Now he stretched his arms and yawned, and the corners of his eyes were red.

Yuan Fang's reprimand just now has long forgotten to the ends of the earth, and he can't help but feel distressed, "It's been hard these few days, right?"

The driver nodded and looked at him.

"If it's hard work..."

Yuan Fang swallowed, and said without resistance, "Then let's rest a little longer, and you can grow something normally, to cultivate your sentiment. What else do you want to grow? I'll send someone to the flower market to buy seeds for you. "

You can't get used to what you said, and I'm getting used to it better than anyone else.

Si Jing followed behind him and asked, "I want to take a vacation."

"Ah."

"I still want to fish!"

Yuan Fang said casually, "I'll sprinkle more fish for you in the swimming pool."

A conniving batch without blinking an eye.

It is helpless to say that Si Jing was discovered by him at the grilled fish stall, and in Yuan Fang's view, he brought it out more or less by himself.

He spent almost as much effort on this person as raising a child.

The bear boy wants to plant grass right now, so what if he doesn't agree?

"I'll have a good book next year," Yuan's father finally remembered his purpose of coming back, "I read it, and the script is quite well written. The plot is tight and there is no peeing in the whole process, and it is Lin Haiyuan who won an international award a few years ago." Filmed by Director Lin—it just happened that Brother Fang asked me to ask you if you want to try it."

"When?"

"It's just a bad time," Yuan Fang frowned, "The filming is expected to start in April next year, and I'm afraid it will take up spring and summer."

Summer, it's okay to say, it's just spring...

Although he didn't know why Si Jing had to take a vacation every spring, the other party was obviously very insistent on this matter. He insisted on going on vacation even for the most urgent work before, and he lost contact for three months without hearing from him.

When it is time to hide in the snow later, this is also an important crime brought forward by Mr. Cui: disobedience to the company's arrangement.

There are only four seasons in a year, and you don't work for three full months. What kind of artist is that?

This time was no exception, Si Jing shook his head only when he heard the word "Chun".

"No."

Yuan Fang was not discouraged, "This is really a good book—"

"No matter how good the book is, it won't work."

Si Jing frowned tightly and refused."I will never take any job in the spring," he said.

Yuan Fang couldn't resist him, so he could only stuff the script back into his bag, sighing inwardly.

In the past few days, Si Jing stayed at home when he had nothing to do, and devoted himself to serving his catnip.The seeds grew fast, and it didn't take long for thin and tender green shoots to emerge. Looking at the balcony, it was a sparse green.When Yuan Fang came over occasionally, he couldn't help sighing, "You look so good."

The money was not wasted.

Si Jing shook his head dissatisfied.

"Not good, not good."

He picked up a leaf and said with disgust: "It's thin and small, and the taste is not right."

The first pot of catnip he raised at that time had obviously plump leaves.It is firm in the paw, and it still has a little weight.

The color is also a beautiful blue color, and the roots are thick and strong, where it is like now, it seems that a gust of wind can blow it away.

After tasting the delicacies of mountains and seas, and smelling these again, it is almost unpalatable.This gap is clearly a buyer's show and a seller's show.

Si Jing didn't even have the urge to take a bite, he burrowed into the quilt listlessly, "That's it."

He didn't bother to care anymore.

He touched it with his hand, and finally fished out a piece of clothing from under the pillow like a baby—it was the one that Kan Ze gave him when he left.There was still a little smell left on the clothes, Si Jing put his nose up, inhaled carefully, and immediately resealed it into the bag, so that the scent of Liushen Xingxing could last longer.

Gee.

Indeed, cat life is difficult.

He turned over and couldn't sleep well. He couldn't help thinking, when will Kan Ze come back?

If he doesn't come back, he wants to go abroad.

Humanoid Six Gods are addictive.If you don't suck it for a day, it will make the cat feel uncomfortable.

When he was thinking about Kan Ze, the man across the ocean was also thinking about him.

The video on the laptop was turned on, Fang Yuandao was on the other side, and he was talking about his itinerary for the next few days one by one.After checking, Kan Ze didn't close it, his eyes were fixed on him.

Fang Yuandao understood, and reported: "These two days have been very peaceful."

He didn't cause any trouble, he was very obedient, and he didn't leave the house much.

The man rubbed his eyebrows and whispered, "Where's the salmon?"

"It's been delivered these days."

They were transported back by chartered plane all the way, and they were all served as breakfast for Si Jing.

Kan Ze nodded.

Fang Yuandao didn't want to mention it at first, but seeing that the man was obviously waiting for him to say more, he said casually, "He's been busy growing things recently."

Kan Ze didn't take it to heart, and asked, "What kind of plant?"

flower?

"No," Fang Yuandao explained, "he's planting catnip for his cat."

"..."

Kan Ze stood up suddenly.

"Grow what?"

"Catnip," Fang Yuandao repeated, "is a plant that has special effects on cats, and it seems to fascinate cats—"

Of course I know what catnip is! !

Catnip spirit paced up and down the room anxiously, with an uncertain expression.After a while, he gritted his teeth and asked, "How many have you planted?"

Fang Yuan said: "One balcony, about three or four hundred plants."

"..."

Kan Ze's eyes darkened.

[-]. Yang and Taiwan.

Three or four hundred.

What is this going to do?Open a Sangong Sixth Courtyard, divide a catnip queen catnip concubine, do you plan to favor three thousand beauties in the harem?

People step on two boats at most, this kitty is really promising, stepping on hundreds of them in one go!

Don't be afraid of the splits!

The little buds got out of their sleeves and slammed into the table.The man's face didn't change much, he just clenched his fists.

"When can I go back?"

Fang Yuan was at a loss, "Brother Kan, you can't come back."

He said, "Your schedule is full for the next ten days..."

Ten days!

Maybe the wild catnip flowers from nowhere are in bloom!

Kan Ze just thought of Si Jing going to suck other catnip grass, and he felt angry.Although I knew that those grasses would not be sane, it still made the grasses feel uncomfortable.

Do you feel that having him is not enough to suck?

Kan Ze's heart was sour, he kept his eyes open until dawn, and the leaves pricked and scratched the wall all night.

When he got up the next day, the wall was covered with flowers, and his idea came out.

"I also have catnip grass here," he ordered, "it has already been sent, you can send it to Si Jing."

Fang Yuandao, who got up early, felt that he hadn't woken up yet.

"Send... what?"

Kan Ze repeated it again, and urged, "Hurry up."

The phone hangs up.

Fang Yuandao continued to be in a daze for a long time, so he stood up and went to the airport as he said.Then he discovered that Kan Ze had even arranged a special plane for such a pot of grass.

"..."

Simply bullshit.

After many quarantines, he carried the precious flowerpot over and studied the catnip along the way.Except that the leaves look plump, there is nothing special about them. On the contrary, the flower pots they grow in look more expensive, and the shape is simple and elegant, which is not ordinary at first glance.

How did he know that Kan Ze sent the bed he slept on along with him.

Fang Yuandao was sitting in the car holding the grass that had crossed the ocean, and the catnip curled up the leaves nervously along the way, anxious and nervous, ready to grab a man with a group of goblins.Fang Yuandao didn't realize it, and knocked on the door when he arrived at his destination.

"Si Jing? Are you there?"

He knocked persistently for a long time before a head poked out from the door.Si Jing rushed to make an announcement last night, but he still hadn't opened his eyes yet, so he was a little annoyed, "What are you doing?"

If you have something to say, you'd better say it quickly, or I will show my claws.

Fang Yuandao explained: "I have something—"

He didn't finish his sentence.

Si Jing suddenly wrinkled his nose, took two breaths in the air, and then opened his eyes suddenly.

"What are you holding?"

Fang Yuandao carried the flowerpot behind him. The catnip grass was growing quite well, with green leaves.

"This one……"

"..."

Si Jing widened his eyes and stared at it for a long time.

"Where did this come from?"

His voice trembled a little, his eyes were focused on the blade, and he couldn't even move it.

This familiar taste!

This intoxicating aroma!

Excited and nervous, the little cat reached out to pick it up, and asked again, "Where did this come from?"

Fang Yuandao said, "Brother Kan sent it over."

The basin finally arrived in Si Jing's hands, and Si Jing couldn't hear others at all right now.He put his nose on it, and took a small breath—the smell from decades ago swept over like a tsunami in an instant, pressing his soul on the beach and washing it clean.

Like the kindling brought by Prometheus, his heart suddenly lit up.As if he had found a treasure, he held the flower pot tightly in his arms.

It seems to have stepped back.

The house is still a low one-story house at that time, and the land is a bumpy yellow land.He staggered forward, and when he saw the chicks next door, he wanted to rush into the flock, frightening a group of chicks who had just been born; the mother hen often appeared soon , angrily flapping his wings and rushing towards him, so he turned around and went out, still going back to his own house.

There is nothing delicious at home, but he is never hungry.The hostess put him on the wooden table and gave him a shallow bowl. He buried his head in it and gurgled.

He would lie on the ground basking in the sun.He also has the most precious catnip grass, which is placed on the windowsill.

After playing somewhere for a long time, someone called him home with a loud voice, "Xiaohua——Xiaohua—"

Si Jing seemed to hear that voice again.The smell pierced through the dust and smoke, and brought back those days from the ashes.

His eyes were a little dazed.

Looking at him like this, Fang Yuandao became more and more strange.

He tentatively said: "This grass..."

Si Jing hugged him tightly and looked at him warily.

"mine."

The catnip grass stretched its leaves, as if in response.

"I know it's yours," Fang Yuan said helplessly, "I don't own cats, so why would I grab this from you..."

He turned his head and walked back, took two steps and then turned back, speaking earnestly.

"Nurture well."

It cost a fortune.

Si Jing just stared at the bud, closed the door happily, and went back to his room.

She knew how to pretend in front of people, but when she got back to the room, she showed her true colors. She couldn't wait to nest on the sofa with the basin in her arms, buried her face in it, and grabbed a blue leaf in her mouth.

He didn't want to bite hard, so he took it into his mouth lightly and sucked it, and then reluctantly let go.Just like that, two hairy ears protruded from the top of his head.The big tail at the back also protruded from the waistband of the trousers, wagging left and right.

Catnip trembled imperceptibly, and the leaves turned around, as if staring at him intently.

Si Jing held the pot, the more he looked at it, the more he fell in love with it, and he took another sip.He wobbled around the room, looking for a suitable place to put his sweetheart.

Where should I put it?

With just such a circle, Catnip saw that the balcony was full of greenery like his kind.

It's like grassland above your head.

Catnip tentatively probed the leaves towards the balcony, pretending to be bathing in the sun.

Si Jing immediately understood, and carried him over, "Want to be here?"

Catnip stretches its leaves towards the bottom.

"Well," Si said, "this is indeed a good place."

So he squatted down, and with a small shovel, he scooped up all the other catnip.The only love in my heart is high in the middle, occupying all the fertile soil, and the sun is only shining on it, as if it is a collection of three thousand loves.

The kitten squatted aside, stroking its leaves softly with eyes, eagerly.

"Grow up well..."

Catnip hummed inwardly.

It is to grow up well.

When you grow up...you can divide more pots.