The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The white cat didn't make a sound.It squinted its eyes slightly, and couldn't tell what it was like, finally stood up suddenly, licked the hair on the short-legged cat's head, and licked the little soft hair so that it was wet and limp.

Si Jing's head was covered with saliva, and he patted it again, warning, "Don't lick me."

I am much older than you.

It was only then that the white cat remembered that although the big man in front of him had short legs, he was his ancestor regardless of age, so he squatted down obediently, not daring to move his mouth casually.

Si Jing shook his hairy head, satisfied.

"All right," he said, "it's all—"

Suddenly remembered the knock on the door, duk duk, duk duk.

Kan Ze's voice came from outside, low and low, as if afraid of alarming others.

"Si Jing...are you inside?"

Si Daxie almost jumped up, and hurriedly shook his head desperately, signaling the white cat to calm down and stop barking.He was much more sober now, and he listened vigilantly with his furry ears pricked up, while his olive green round eyes stared at the door without blinking.

not there!

no one!

You said there is no one left, why don't you leave?

The short-legged cat quietly scratched the carpet.

Kan Ze outside the door was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed.

"If you're asleep," he said, "forget it."

"..."

The heart fell back to its original place.

"but--"

With a heartbeat, he lifted it up again, dangling like it was tied with a thread.

Kan Ze said: "Tomorrow, remember to come to my place to get clothes."

……

take clothes?

Kan Ze walked away, and Si Jing inside was stunned, surprised.

Could it be the clothes that will be used for tomorrow's shoot?

That shouldn't be the case, why would Kan Ze give him——

Wait a minute.

Si Jing started shaking his head.

Wait a minute! !

He just changed.

Where did the clothes in human form go?

Where are his clothes? ! ! !

Si Jing jumped all over the room, turned around on the balcony several times, and even poked his head out to see the air conditioner outside.However, there is nothing on it that is empty.

...Damn it.

Short-legged cats have to be aware of this fact.He swallowed, a little startled.

He shouldn't have thrown all the clothes in the humanoid Liushen's room, right?

When he jumped up and down, Kan Ze was in his room, placing the thermos on the table.He reached into the quilt, and slowly pulled out a pair of white underpants with a fat fish printed on it. The coat, sweater, casual pants, socks... were all scattered on the ground, twisted and crooked, and he froze. Pick up each piece, hang it up, and put it on the hanger.

The clothes were messed up, and it seemed that the young man could still be seen rolling in the quilt.There was a thin layer of water in his eyes, and his face was also red, but he still pretended to be terrified and stared.

He must have never looked in the mirror like this.Those staring eyes didn't have half the force; seeing him made people want to rub him even more.

Rubbing him to see if his tail will creep out from behind.

These days, I've been hiding and tucking, maybe it's all for this, right?

Kan Ze couldn't help pursing his lips, already confirming his guess in his heart.

He unbuttoned his clothes, and at the end, suddenly two green leaves appeared on top of his head.Tender buds grew from the sleeves, and the figure swished downwards. A fairly lush catnip grass ran to the front of the suitcase with graceful movements and began to tumbling with its own roots.

What came out was a porcelain flower pot, the workmanship is extraordinary, and it looks very valuable.Catnip poured out the soil bag next to it, then propped itself up to the edge of the flower pot contentedly, stuffed itself into the dug hole, and swept the soil with the leaves to cover its roots tightly.

Really. Dig a hole for yourself to jump.

The lights were off, and the catnip grass was squatting in the pot, without any sleepiness.

He pinched the leaves and counted, how many years is this?

Counting it, it has already been the thousand and eighty-first year of his formation.Such an age, even in the demon world, is considered rare.In comparison, Si Jing, who has been a master for decades, is still a bastard.

Kan Ze felt faintly worried.

He is an old grass, but Si Jing is a tender cat.

People say that an old cow eats young grass, but it's just the other way around.

Besides, this tender cat is somewhat similar to his old friend.

It has been a long time for Kan Ze to become a master. In the thousand years before that, he concentrated on his cultivation and almost never thought about going to the human world.However, during the Ascension Tribulation once every 500 years, he was hacked back to his original form, and he had to plant himself in a random place to recuperate.

The place I was looking for was in the village, but the location was so remote that ordinary people would not notice it.He practiced there with peace of mind, but recovered very quickly.

Until later, a nearby farmer picked up a dying kitten from nowhere.

——God knows what kind of nose that cat is, even if he used the last bit of aura to cover up his smell, he was still discovered by it, and immediately pulled the farmer's trousers and pulled it over, insisting on digging up the catnip by its roots Come out and take it back to raise.

It was the first time that a thousand-year-old monster like Kan Ze was picked up with a shovel and planted in a flower pot in the house.

It's simply humiliating.

Not to mention that the farmer planned to fertilize him.

When the fertilizer was applied for the first time, Kan Ze's leaves turned blue, so he didn't throw the fertilizer back on them.

Don't hurt people, don't expose your identity.Kan Ze knew this basic rule.

He had no choice but to stay obediently and suck it for a kitten who hadn't been completely weaned.

Ah.

Want to hit cats.

It's not that he didn't think about running away.But firstly, the cat guarded him like a treasure, almost never leaving him; secondly, his demon power had not recovered, and he ran out in his original form, but he couldn't run very far.

Kan Ze could only bear it, watching the kitten jumping up happily every day, opening its mouth, gnawing on the leaves of this old fairy with white teeth, sucking with relish.The little milk teeth don't hurt when biting, and when the tongue is licked, there is a burst of milky taste, soft.

. . . to be honest, it's kind of interesting.

In particular, this cat is very naughty. One day it chases other chickens all over the yard, and the next day it is chased by a dog and it rushes into the house like the wind. Occasionally, it breaks something and is taken to the door for punishment. The eyes are drooping, the eyebrows are drooping, which can make the farmer's heart melt, and he can't help but hold it up and shout "Little flower, be good".

This mess is over.

Kitty will also go after butterflies.

Through the screen window, it jumped up and down in the grass, struggling to get its claws to reach the flying low butterflies, only to stagger itself and spread itself into a small, round cat cake.Catnip watched, and couldn't help sticking the leaves on the screen window, dangling back and forth, as if laughing.

It's not bad to stay like this.

That was the first time Kan Ze had such thoughts.

He has been on the mountain for a long time, and there are few spirits and monsters, and even fewer have the courage to talk to him, he is really lonely.

This cat cub doesn't understand anything, it's clearly just such a small group, but he always thinks that he is a fierce tiger, and even he comes to provoke him, and he is alive and kicking every day, acting like a coquettish fool, which is indeed rare.

Kan Ze even thought that this cat is usually spiritual, and it must be easy to cultivate.After another year, his demon power recovered, so he took it back to practice.If you are destined to be able to cultivate a human form, you can also be a companion in the future.

If you can't, that's fine too.He can't afford to keep it at home.

Just another year.

Wait another year—

But Kitty couldn't wait until that year.

...it was a troubled time.

People have to run for their lives, let alone cats.

Kan Ze was used to watching people's life and death, but this was the first time he saw it.It whined and stunned everyone in the village, and then opened its olive-green eyes.Kan Ze on the window sill could see clearly, there was nothing in his eyes, it was empty.

All gone.

Nothing.

The kitty jumped out and didn't come back until a day later.

Another air strike.

There were rumbling noises outside, the dust was flying high, and Kan Ze could only protect the room after practicing day and night.As long as it doesn't go out, he can keep it alive; as long as it hides here, it can escape this disaster.

But the kitty jumped on the window, sucked his leaves, sniffed it for the last time, then held his round head up, without looking back, and headed outside.

where did you go?

Kan Ze wanted to ask, but he couldn't form it at all, and couldn't say anything.

Don't go out, it's dangerous outside!

——You come back first! !

Before he knew it, he had pulled out the root, stood on the window sill, and looked out of the window in vain.

Don't think about revenge, you can't do it yourself - when I recover, I will take your revenge!

Even if it's a sea of ​​blood and blood, even if it's a punishment from heaven—I'll avenge it on your behalf! !

But unfortunately, he couldn't say a word of these words, and the kitty meowed, and the fire was reflected in his eyes.It plunged headlong into the fire and ashes.

It never came back.

After that, Kan Ze saw many cats.

In time of peace, in time of war.

Their eyes are blue, heterochromatic, and cyan.They are innocent and innocent, not narrow-minded, not violent, have long legs, are very cute, and will not bite his leaves when they come up.

They are all good, but the little flower is special.

Kan Ze never saw that light in the eyes of the second cat again until he met Si Jing.

Secretary King...

Thinking of this name, Ye Ye couldn't help shaking.

He and Xiaohua are really similar.

If he didn't know that the little flower is not a demon, he would even think that they are the same one.

But not too.

It would be best for this child not to go through those hardships.

-

Early the next morning, Si Jing came to ask for clothes.

He didn't want to come here at first, but when he looked through the suitcase, he remembered that there was still a fish on the underpants.A chubby, delicious-looking cartoon fish with bulging eyes.

……

If it gets out, his decades-old face will be gone.

Before anyone else got up, he knocked on the door quietly.Before knocking twice, the door opened, and the man seemed to be waiting for him at the door, Danfeng smiled, "Here?"

Si Jing touched the two-layer mask on his face, stretched out his hand, and said in a low voice, "Give me the clothes."

I don't know, I thought it was a door-to-door robbery.

Kan Ze didn't give it to him, but turned sideways, "Come in first."

Entering a place with such a strong smell of Liushen?I am not stupid!

Si Jing glared angrily: "Don't go in."

Kan Ze was not in a hurry, but smiled softly.

"I remember, you were here with me yesterday and left five pieces of clothes behind."

He stretched out a hand, with long and slender fingers, well-defined and fair-skinned bones, which was very beautiful.That hand waved in front of Si Jing, and it looked delicious, Si Jing suppressed the urge to take a bite to savor the taste, and widened his eyes.

"So," the man raised his eyebrows and asked meaningfully, "how did you get back from me yesterday?"

Hey!

Boss Si didn't know that his cat's vest had been completely removed, and he didn't want him to see the joke for nothing, and he didn't admit defeat at all.

"I went back from here naked, can't I?"

Kan Ze's eyebrows twitched suddenly, and he looked behind him.Si Jing was so aggressive that he didn't look back at all.

It must be a trap.

"..." Someone behind said slowly, "You were naked, did you come back from Mr. Kan?"

"..."

Boss Si paused, and twisted his neck back with a click.His manager, Yuan Fangzheng, was standing behind him with an indescribably dazed and pitiful expression. After a long silence, he asked again, "Did I hear something wrong?"

"..."

Please, just say yes.

Save my broken three views.

Si Jing was taken away by his manager.

Yuan Fang tugged at his back collar all the way, and gritted his teeth: "Brother, big brother, ancestor—you really panic if you don't find me something for a day, what's the matter with you? Engage in performance art, and prepare to show your beautiful body to the public? Prepare Be Phryne in court?"

Si Jing asked, "Who is that?"

Yuan Fang pulled his back collar even tighter, exhausted physically and mentally.

"Your ability to grasp the key points is really better than one."

He dragged him to the customer service of the hotel, and politely said that he wanted to check the corridor surveillance.Of course, you can't use reasons such as "my entertainer may have drunk too much and run naked in the corridor" and just say implicitly: "Si Jing lost something important."

Yes, morality.

And maybe his face.

I don't know if I can pick it up in the corridor.

Si Jing shook his legs on the sofa, "I didn't get it."

"you shut up."

Yuan Fang didn't believe him at all, so he dismissed the hotel staff with clever words, and stared at the surveillance video in fear.Fast forward to the morning, and I didn't see Si Jing twirling and bouncing out of the room naked, only seeing him well-dressed and knocking on Kan Ze's door.

Looking forward, it was the appearance of Kan Ze half-supporting and half-carrying him into the house.

There seems to be nothing wrong.

Si Jing: "I said so."

I took a taxi, and the master walked through the window.

How could it be caught by surveillance?

Yuan Fang also breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to say it was okay, but saw Si Jing in the video grabbing Kan Ze's hand and pressing his head behind him.

That's asking the man to make sure he doesn't have a tail coming out.

"..."

Yuan Fang stared at it for a while, and then turned around, his voice changed.

"Are you asleep?"

That's why you took off your clothes, wasn't it because you were drunk? ?

Si Jing looked at him, "I see you are not awake."

Daydreaming in broad daylight.

Yuan Fang: "Then his hand!"

It's not the place to put it!

Si Jing gritted his teeth and was about to find an excuse, but the manager suddenly understood his logic strangely, "Did you suffer from hemorrhoids again at that time?"

"..."

Si Daxie began to think about when he had this disease.

Yuan Fang was well-founded, "When I met Kan Ze for the first time, you kept covering your back, and you couldn't even get up when you squatted in the toilet. I asked you to go to the hospital, but you didn't go - tell the truth, did you get worse? gone?"

He was worried, quite worried about the artist's health, "Is there bleeding?"

"..."

The boss glared at him.

Yuan Fang took a deep breath, "It won't fall off, right?"

Si Jing almost slapped him.

Drop a hammer!

What's wrong with this, one or two are here to care about the health problems of special parts, thank you, I don't have hemorrhoids, and I don't have constipation!

He turned away.

I met Chen Caicai on the way. The girl didn't look sideways, but her expression was listless.Si Jing passed her by, and suddenly turned his head to stare at her back, frowning.

During the game in the afternoon, Chen Caicai was always out of shape.After the filming ended, this episode of the variety show also came to an end temporarily, and there was still a long time before the next filming, Si Jing packed up and packed the white cat into the car by the way, ready to take the white cat with him to the cattery Take it over.

The end of the new year is approaching, and this time is the busiest time for artists big and small.After Kan Ze's variety show, he was going to the brand launch event and traveled overseas. He couldn't go on the same road with them, so he had to get in another car.

He dressed in the crowd, walked towards Si Jing, and looked at him.

"Is everything ready?"

Si Jing stretched out his hand to tap, and he took the dried fish, the ball of yarn, and a cat teaser that he hid.

Kan Ze took it easy, "I have something I want to give you."

Si Jing sneered, who cares.

"The clothes that the brand gave me before," Kan Ze said, "I tried it once, and it didn't fit well. Would you like to try it?"

Tried, tried?

Si Daxie swallowed, and stretched out his hand.Kan Ze smiled and hung the clothes bag on his wrist. Si Jing opened it and sniffed it immediately.

what--

This taste.

Yes, that's right, that's the smell!

Si Jingshen took a deep breath, pretended he didn't care, put the bag in the car, and said grandly, "Then I'll try it, I may not be able to wear it."

Kan Ze didn't see through his wrong words, but just smiled.

The corners of her lips were raised, showing her affection without any concealment.

"I am very happy."

Si Jing was laughed at by him, and his heart suddenly skipped a beat.

He didn't think it was throbbing, at most it could just be that the smell had too much influence on him, making his heart disobedient and out of control for a while.

This is really a terrible smell.

Thinking about Kan Ze's departure, it has been more than ten days, and the smell in his room is really not enough.Fortunately, Kan Ze sent another piece, so it was considered sufficient ammunition.

Si Jing calculated that he could prepare for the winter.

He turned his head, only to see Fang Yuandao standing behind him, not following Kan Ze.

"Hey, why are you still here?"

Fang Yuandao said, "I have something to do in the studio."

In fact, Kan Ze was not at ease, and he took his assistant to go overseas, and let this down-to-earth manager stay and watch over Si Jing.In case something happens again, he can clean up the mess for him.

Si Jing couldn't taste the smell, so he got into the car.He got in, and two managers sat next to him, one on the left and one on the right, like two gate gods, and immediately suppressed the little cat demon inside.

The suppressed short-legged cat didn't notice it, and fell asleep with its legs stretched out. The clothes that were still in the bag just now were already wrapped around its body and tucked under its chin.

whee.

nice smell.

Yuan Fang couldn't bear to look directly and pulled down his clothes, and lowered his voice, "I'm drooling in my dreams."

Look at the saliva stains on the collar of this clothes, small puddles, like cakes.

Fang Yuan said, "...um."

He was drooling, so fast.