The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Si Jing sat on a tree stump, concentrating on catching cats.His cat bait stretched out his arms, and he took off his coat. He was now changing his standing position to face the direction of the wind, so that his scent could spread farther.

Bai Yingdi has never done anything more ridiculous in his life.He trembled, "Is it alright?"

Si Jing is currently pulling a blade of grass without raising his head, "It's far away."

After a while, the first cat attracted by the big fat carp appeared at the end of the grass.Bai Hongli watched the wild cat approaching him with light steps, and his voice trembled for a while, "En... benefactor..."

The wild cat circled around him, leaned up to sniff him, with a suspicious look on his face.

...these two-legged beasts.

Why does it smell like fish?

Seeing that it was just squatting aside vigilantly to observe the situation, Bai Hongli was relieved, "Benefactor, the cat is here, do we—"

Si Jing turned the leaf in his hand, "It's not it."

"..."

Bai Hongli had no choice but to continue to stay aggrieved.

The second cat followed closely behind.

Then the third, the fourth...

Surrounded by so many cats on the grass, Bai Hongli slowly curled up, wishing he could roll himself into a ball.Several cats with faint green eyes circled slowly around him.

The white cat came late, and finally appeared in the field of vision.

Seeing it, Si Jing suddenly stood up and waved at the big fat carp.Carp was relieved, and hurriedly suppressed the smell on his body again, put on a thick coat and stood behind the tree as much as possible, so as to make his sense of existence smaller.

Si Jing squatted down, "Mimi."

The white cat approached step by step, looking at him suspiciously.

"Who are you?"

Si Jing changed into his original form, and the white cat almost jumped up, staring at the short-legged cat who ruined his good deeds and robbed him at that time, like staring at a rival in love, the fur on his back exploded, "Meow!"

Si Jing flicked his hairy tail, disgusted, "Why are you holding grudges so much?"

You eat my dried fish, drink my goat milk, and lie in the arms of my humanoid Liushen, I don't care.

You still care about a hammer?

The white cat was still staring at him, his voice threatening.

What are you doing?

Si Jing: "I found a place for you."

The white cat didn't believe it at all, and still meowed sharply.

How can you be so kind?

You wicked meow!

Si Jing: "It's true."

He licked his lips, and with his wet nose, he pushed the mobile phone in the pile of clothes, and pressed the password with his paw.There is a cattery on the screen, and the cats in it are pacing up and down in the yard, all of them are smooth and in excellent condition.

This is……

"I built this."

The white cat raised its head in shock.

Your shit shoveler bought you a piece of land?

Its eyes were filled with jealousy, and its short legs could do whatever it wanted.

Si Jing: "No, I bought it."

His paws tapped on it.

"I bought it at the time and arranged it for some of the original cats. If you want to leave, you can leave anytime; if you want to stay, you can stay anytime. There is food and shelter here, and you don't need to be out in the sun."

Some inexplicable emotions appeared in Si Jing's olive-green round eyes because he remembered something.He stretched out his claws of friendship, meowing softly, "Are you... want to come?"

The white cat looked at him, then looked at the phone, then jumped up, scratched two paws at him, and ran away quickly.

liar.

It looks like it's here to trick the cat.

Don't worry!

Si Jing was caught off guard by being scratched, turned around angrily, and was about to chase it, but the white cat had long legs, four of which fell on the ground, and ran very fast, while the short-legged cat ran behind panting and did not catch up. He could only grit his teeth and hold back the fire, stab, stab, and grab the clothes of the film emperor Bai.

The big fat carp was uneasy, "Senpai, it ran away, what should I do?"

"What should I do?" Si Jing meowed coldly, "Cold salad!"

With such a violent temper, how dare you pretend to be a sweetheart in front of Kan Ze?

Tsk tsk, so hypocritical.

Ah.

Si Daxie's good intentions were all fed to the dog.He changed into a human form and put on clothes, only then did Bai Hongli turn around, still a little confused, "Why doesn't the benefactor raise it himself, or find someone to raise it?"

Have to spend time finding another place?

Si Jing didn't speak, just straightened his cuffs.After a while, he suddenly opened his mouth.

"—I don't want them to be dropped a second time either."

Bai Hongli was surprised when he heard the word "Ye".

"you……"

But Si Jing had already walked forward without looking back, "Let's go, I'm babbling. Hurry up, I still have to shoot when I go back."

The shooting in the afternoon is still the game session.Si Jing lost to Bai Hongli in the game of running in doll clothes last time.Bai Hongli saw what was going on in his mind, so his running pace slowed down a lot, and he followed steadily behind, giving way to the number one.

Si Jing won a grand slam at the end, and when he crossed the finish line, he was in high spirits, raised his hand high, and did not hide his happiness, "Win!"

Bai Hongli couldn't help being happy too.He looked at the highly emotional natural enemy at this moment, and felt that the possibility of him living a few more days had increased again.

Looking at Kan Ze beside him, he was a little surprised.

He remembered that in the variety shows that he had participated in before, Kan Ze's sports nerves were quite developed.He started running fast, and with his long legs, no one present could keep up.

Why didn't he catch up with Si Jing this time?

As if aware of his gaze, the man withdrew his gaze from the young man in front of him, a little surprised.Bai Yingdi nodded, and turned back calmly.

Weird.

-

Evening program group dinner.The noisy staff occupied several tables, and several guests opened private rooms with the director and manager and ordered food.Except for Bai Hongli who went to accept an interview with the media, everyone else gathered together.

The veal steak was still placed on the charcoal fire, grilled sizzling and oily, with a strong smell of cumin, which overwhelmed the smell of the humanoid Liushen sitting next to it.Si Jing kept his face sideways as much as possible, and was in the upwind direction of the air conditioner, farther away from Kan Ze.

Yuan Fang whispered to him: "Don't drink too much, you can't handle alcohol, don't make trouble after drinking later."

The boss is expressionless.

No, if ears and tails pop out halfway, then something really went wrong.

Then there's really no way to explain it, it can't be said that it's halfway through dressing up for fun, right?

This is not Miracle Meow Meow, who even changed clothes halfway through the meal.

Chen Caicai has been much more silent these days, and is no longer as close as before. She said she was unwell without moving her chopsticks a few times, and left first.Si Jing stared at her chair for a while, and suddenly grabbed under the tablecloth——

A small tangle of hair, apparently Chen Caicai's long hair, stuck to the chair cover.

Quite a lot.

With such a sharp fall, Si Jing thought to himself, the good little girl might be going bald.

When hot dishes are served, it is inevitable to drink a few cups to add to the fun.The producer took the lead in raising his wine glass, and bumped into several guests and managers one by one, "Please take care of me in the future!"

The wine is baijiu, not low in alcohol.Really unable to refuse, Si Jing sipped half of the cup, smacked his lips, the cat's tongue was so hot, he quickly put down the cup, frowning and fumbling for the water cup.

His stomach was on fire, so he raised his glass and drank the water in it.

I didn't feel bad until I finished drinking it.

... This smell is not quite like pure white water.

It smells a little familiar.

Kan Ze on the side looked a little surprised, pursed his thin lips, and looked at him intently, with a thin smile in his eyes.

Si Jing didn't realize it, he frowned and sniffed again, his nose stuck to the cup, moving and moving.

The smell of alcohol just now seemed to rise, and he was a little stupefied, "Hmm..."

What's the smell like?

He licked the last drop of water uncontrollably, feeling dizzy from the memory.

The smell—

On the other hand, Yuan Fang turned pale with shock, and yanked his sleeve violently, keeping his voice down.

"Si Jing, what you just took was Mr. Kan's water glass!"

Although they belonged to the same company now, they had such a relationship as rivals back then, and it wasn't enough to drink the same glass of water intimately.Now that he was in his studio again, Yuan Fang was afraid of offending Kan Ze, so he rushed to Si Jing and reminded him in a low voice, "Put it down."

Kan Ze shook his head at him.

"fine."

He looked at the side, Si Jing was still looking up at this moment, trying to pour out some more of the water in it, it was a pity that it was gone, "Why is it gone?"

He raised his voice.

"Waiter, give me another dozen of drinks with this taste!"

Yuan Fang gritted his teeth, hurriedly attracted the attention of everyone on the table, and secretly patted him, "This is Baishui!"

Where did the drink come from!

Holding an empty glass, Si Jing reasoned with him seriously, "This is more fragrant than white water."

His eyes were slack, his cheeks were flushed, and he was already in a state of drunkenness. Now his head was shaking, but he still pretended to be clear-headed, and pulled Yuan Fang, "You can doubt other things, but you can't doubt my credibility."

Manager Yuan almost covered his mouth with his hand.

This is all nonsense.

The program crew on the table looked at Zhi Le, "Si Jing can't drink."

Can't beat Kan Ze.

They poured wine and wanted to Guan Sijing, "Have another glass, you drank the director's toast just now, can't you give me face now?"

"Don't do it, what kind of man is he?"

Yuan Fang was a little anxious, wanted to block the drink but it was not appropriate to come out, so he could only apologize, "This... Si Jing really can't drink."

"Why can't you drink it?" The producer stared. "No, the place where he lives is next to this. Even if he is unconscious, someone will send him back later. What are you worried about?"

He scowled.

"Do you look down on me?"

At the wine table, he was afraid of meeting someone who insisted on drinking, so Yuan Fang was full of helplessness, and he gritted his teeth and prepared to support Si Jing for a round at an inopportune time.Before the fingertips touched the glass, another hand took it. Kan Ze raised his glass with a calm expression, "Si Jing can't drink, and he's from the same studio. I'll drink with you, and it's the same."

He was like a mirror in his heart. The previous hype plan was blocked by him halfway, and the program team was probably holding their breath.

There is no place to post at the moment, and I want to make a fool of myself on the wine table.Who knows who secretly took two photos and went out, it was a hot spot again.

The producer also smiled when he saw him.

"Then Kan Ze will come."

Anyway, of the two of you, one of you can't escape.

He poured a full glass for Kan Ze, so full that Fang Yuandao couldn't help frowning, feeling that it was inappropriate.

If it is poured like this, people will definitely fall.

Kan Ze didn't care, and raised his glass: "I've done it, you can do whatever you want."

He raised his neck and silently covered the mouth of the cup with his hand.Tiny buds came out of the clothes, and as soon as the leaves stretched out, the Hulala roll cleaned up the wine inside, and carried it down, not even a drop entered Kanze's stomach.He put down his glass, made a swallowing movement, his expression was sober, he didn't look half drunk.

The producer was secretly startled, several people looked at each other, and simply toasted together.

"Come on, let's pay respects to Kan Ze together!"

Kan Ze never refused anyone who came, and drank every cup in one gulp.Even if the few remaining people served together, they couldn't drink him. In the end, they vomited and fainted, and the banquet broke up.

Kan Ze looked around, except for the two managers, only Si Jing was still beside him, Xiao Jipeimi, holding the cup tightly.

He squatted down, a little funny, "Let's go?"

Si Jing reluctantly raised his eyelids and glanced at him, without even recognizing who it was.

"Well, let's go... let's go."

He put his hand on the opponent's shoulder, his articulation was a little slurred, and his upper and lower teeth kept stumbling.After being dazed for a long time, two words popped out, "I have to go!"

He covered the back of his head.

"If you don't leave...you will find out."

Lao Tzu felt that his tail was about to come out.

Kan Ze looked at him for a while, then stared at the flat pants behind him at the moment, then suddenly turned his head away, and sent two managers: "I'll take him back later."

Fang Yuandao had been with him for a long time, so he didn't dare to ask any more questions, so he turned his head and left.Yuan Fang wanted to ask more questions, but no one gave him the chance. Kan Ze half supported him and went upstairs to the room where they were resting.

He had no choice but to follow Fang Yuandao, feeling a little awkward in his heart.

Why does this start feel familiar?

It's not easy to half-support a person, especially when this person is drunk at the moment, holding his arm is staggering and trying to chew.Kan Ze let him suck on his fingers with gusto, took out the room card from his pocket, and went to touch Si Jing's again.

Before even touching the pocket, it was already opened by the little drunk glaring.

The little drunk stared round his eyes: "What are you doing?"

There is a thin layer of water in his eyes, as if he can talk.Kan Ze lowered his voice so as not to scare him, "I'll get the room card and open the door for you."

Si Jing couldn't hear at all, countless thoughts were spinning in his mind, and he stretched out his hand to protect his lower head.

"No... don't touch it!"

He pursed his lips and muttered.

"Touch, the tail is about to come out..."

Si Jing turned around to look for his own tail, and then pulled Kan Ze to ask him to help confirm if he came out.Rao Kan Ze was usually calm and reserved, but now he was also hit, not to mention that he cared about the child a little bit, and touched him as he wanted, his voice became hoarse, low and deep, "No."

Can not help but some regret.

"No tail."

Si Jing hummed, hugged him again and started to gnaw, this time gnawing his neck.Kan Ze half hugged him, opened the door of his room, and let the little drunk go in.

This is actually an opportunity, just to verify the conjecture.

He put the man on the bed calmly, and the drunk man slumped on the bed, rolled around with a grunt, and crawled over to chew on him unwillingly.Halfway through the bite, I suddenly remembered, "Where's my drink?"

Kan Ze poured him a cup of warm water from a paper cup in the room, and carefully tested the temperature on the back of his hand.When the drunk touched his lips, he felt that the taste was not right, and immediately protested and rolled, "This is not! This is not, this is not..."

Kan Ze tasted it and handed it to him. This time he was being honest.Si Jing followed the place where the man drank just now, put his lips on his head, and narrowed his eyes.

Hey.

He took the tip of his tongue and licked it preciously, and smelled it again, as if he was holding a big baby.

Halfway through the inhalation, there will be heat in the back.Si Jing vaguely felt that something was wrong, and the strings in his mind seemed to be connected at this moment, and he still had a little sanity, so he hurriedly got under the quilt.Kan Ze tried to peel him out like a peanut, but he wrapped him even tighter, revealing his face, hiding his hair and underside, commanding in a stern voice, "You go first."

After speaking, he quietly took a deep breath.

Kan Ze smiled, "This is my room."

Boss Si stretched out a foot from under the quilt to kick him, his voice getting louder.

"you go first!"

"Success, success..." Kan Ze stood up and went out the door, coaxing in a low voice, "Can I order some hangover soup for you?"

Boss Si stared at him with round eyes.

Whatever the soup, you have to go.

If you don't leave, I'm going to turn into a living cat in public right now.

As soon as Kan Ze stepped out of the door, he lifted the quilt with his back foot, and inside was a big, fluffy tail, milky brown, like a toy pillow.He held his tail, thought hard for a while, and then stroked the top of his head.

Also soft.The ears seem to be drunk, and now they are almost hanging to the top of the head.

Wrapped in a big quilt, Si Jing tried to transform himself back in a daze.

Ok……

After changing for a long time, the person has not changed back, but has become a cat.Mao Tuanzi fell out of the quilt, walked towards the door with wobbly steps.

Where is this?

Why is this door so high?

Shaking his soft fur, he tried to hook the doorknob, but before he could open it, he heard a "meow" from outside.Turning his head to look, the white cat was squatting on the balcony outside the window, watching him.

OK, here comes the free mount.

Mr. Si didn't open the door anymore, and turned his head to walk to the balcony. The white cat was smart and had long legs. As soon as he stood up, the door opened wide. The short-legged cat inside was dizzy and asked, "Master, the next room is room 513." go?"

Feelings are renting this out.

White Cat: "...Go."

It grabbed the short-legged kitten by the back of the neck, carried him away, and jumped from the air conditioner to the balcony of Si Jing's own room.

They opened the door from the balcony and entered.

The white cat sat neatly, still trying to find an entry point, "I just found out that you are Si Jing."

Short legged cat meowing.

The white cat defended: "It's not my fault."

After all, that person has been calling you Xiao Hua before.

And, "I always thought you had to be a cow cat at least."

Si Jing, the boss of the cat tribe, as the only cat who has become a spirit, can bear the punishment of the sky and save a hundred cats, he is a famous big shot.The cats had been under his protection since the war, and no one cared about taking care of the cats during the turmoil. They all relied on Si Jing to give them a home from the flames of war.

The lifespan of cats is not long, and now several generations have passed, and they still grew up listening to the brilliant deeds of Si Jing, a great man.

But no one told it that the legs of a big man are only a quarter of its length.

It's no wonder that the white cat regards him as someone with short legs.

Now that the white cat went back to find out the truth, it knew it was reliable, and asked again: "You said you want me to go to your place, is that true?"

Si Jing was very dignified, "Of course."

He tried to sit up straight, "As long as you want."

The white cat's eyes were a little sore, "I'm definitely willing."

Its owner is old and has passed away recently. The rest of the people are fighting for the remaining house. Who wants to take care of the old man's companion cat?It still has a collar around its neck, but it is homeless.

Having been a domestic cat for so many years, it can't do anything other than raise its tail and show its belly.For such a long time, I just squatted in the garbage dump to find something to eat, and I could only grit my teeth and bear it when my paw was scratched by the rusty iron sheet.

Trying to survive without any help is basically wishful thinking.

The white cat was even more respectful, "You are such a magnanimous cat. Even if I rejected your kindness today, you are not angry—"

"No," Si Jing said quietly, "I'm angry."

"Meow?"

"Come here," Si Jing barely propped up his legs, his eyelids drooping, "Come here...Come here and let me scratch my paw."

Today I kindly want to help you create a better future for the cat clan, but you still tickle me!

Short-legged cats can hold grudges, but petty-minded cats can only scratch their backs to clean up.

White Cat: "..."

It could only close its eyes, "Please."

The room fell silent.

After a while, the white cat opened its eyes, took two steps forward slowly, sat down again, and closed its eyes.

Ok……

The white cat moved forward again.

Si Jing waved his paw and glared.

Still not enough!

The white cat had no choice but to stick its face up, lowered its head, and sent it to the other party.Si Jing's meat pad finally pressed against the opponent's hairy face, satisfied.

"It's done," he said, "get ready, come with me to see the new home when you leave."

That's your home now.