The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

There was a moment of silence on the table.After a while, the big fat carp swallowed slowly and raised his phone.

The little red fish on the screen is light red all over, smart and playful.

Put down your phone.

The man in front of him was smiling, with handsome eyebrows...

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Bai Hongli grasped the wooden tabletop tightly, and didn't scream out for politeness, but there were indeed countless upright Elizabeth mice running past in his heart, and now they were frantically moving on the three-acre area of ​​his mind. Run a marathon.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

The man sat down and was still introducing, "My name is Huan Yu."

Bai Yingdi lost his mind, nodded, barely maintaining the rationality and elegance that a high-quality star should have, "I am Bai Hongli."

Huan Yu's smile deepened, "I've seen your movies, every one of them. I'm your fan."

The big fat carp had no choice but to raise the corners of its mouth a little, laughing dryly.

"Heh...heh, is it?"

"Long time no see," Huan Yu said, "The last time we met was when I was a child, what do you think of me now?"

The compliment Bai Yingdi had thought up just now didn't go through his brain, and he blurted out, "I think you are a little fairy fish."

"..."

Salted fish?

The smile in Huan Yu's eyes grew stronger.

Although the gender of the blind date is somewhat unexpected, Bai Hongli is a measured fish, and he never leaves early to embarrass others.Even though the stool under his butt seemed to be on fire at this moment, he was also looking for topics without any trace, and casually asked what the other party likes to do.

Hearing this, Bai Hongli was shocked.He originally thought that Huan Yu's saying that he had seen his movie was just a polite remark for this kind of occasion. Basically, everyone knew whether he would watch it when he went back; The few movies he has acted in have been revealed like countless treasures. What kind of role he played in each movie, and what room for improvement, are all clearly stated.

Bai Yingdi was very concerned about his work, so he couldn't help but sat forward and listened attentively to his opinion.

Hearing this, he discovered another thing.

Huan Yu's voice is also very pleasant.

It's not the kind of rough and heroic, Huan Yu's voice is low, with a kind of youthful freshness, reminiscent of broken ice blown by the wind and smashed into one place.It didn't take much effort to talk, and there was no need to search for topics deliberately. Bai Hongli gradually became interested, and his eyes became brighter and brighter.

Huan Yu also talked about his childhood.

At that time, it was the first time for Huan Yu to come back to the river. He had never seen any fish or tasted the water quality, so he was shy.There are so many colorful fish in the sea, and the river is so dusty that I dare not go into the water, so I can only test the temperature of the water surface with bare feet in human form.

Bai Hongli was also recalled, "I still remember that you were in a little red dress and shofar braid—"

He has a sweet smile, with crooked eyes, but he is timid, and hides timidly behind his father when he is glanced at by others.Bai Hongli was older than her, so he became a big brother naturally.

He took the little girl's hand and stepped on the water with her, "Come."

Huan Yu slowly relaxed as the water splashed and splashed, and he swam twice in the river on his back.Bai Hongli said, "Do you want to give it a try?"

Huan Yu nodded, but his face turned red.Bai Shengsheng stepped on his feet for a long time, breathing softly.

"You...you take me with you."

"it is good."

He put the little red fish on his back, and Gududu sank into the water.He spit out a bubble, Huan Yu also spit out a bubble, two pairs of round eyes were reflected in the bubble, and fish tails touched each other intimately.

It is also because of this that parents have the idea of ​​a baby kiss.

But now...

Bai Hongli really couldn't connect the person in front of him with the little girl in the red skirt and pigtail!

This gap is too big.

Fortunately, Huan Yu spoke clearly and well, although it was not quite as he had imagined, but in the end everyone was happy.

When the meal was almost finished, Bai Hongli couldn't help asking: "Your race...is this the same?"

Transgender?

How weird is this?

Huan Yu smiled gently, "If you want to come, you are welcome to attend my aunt's re-wedding. By the way, she will become my uncle next week."

The big fat carp's eyes were full of panic.

"Your aunt? Your uncle?... She divorced?"

"No," said Huan Yu, "she's about to turn into a male, and her husband's former concubines are about to become her wives."

"..."

Bai Hongli thought for a while before he figured out the relationship, and felt that he couldn't stay here for a second.

Just want to hurry back to his normal home!

In front of the restaurant, Huan Yu held the overcoat for him, and the gentleman asked, "Shall I see you off?"

The big fat carp forced a smile and shook his head.

"Don't bother, don't bother."

Huan Yu: "Do you want to watch a movie?"

The big fat carp shook its head even faster.

"If you don't spend money firmly, if you don't pay money firmly."

He quickly hailed a taxi, made sure that his face was completely covered by the mask, then got into the car and slipped away.

Along the way, I couldn't help but look at the family tree of Huan Yu's family.

A female will turn into a male after she grows to a certain level, so according to this logic, Huan Yu's father was actually his mother before?

Is it called Dad or Mom?

The big fat carp shivered, feeling like his head had turned into a fish head with chopped peppers.

It's kind of exciting.

The taxi passed a square with a lot of traffic. The big LED screen in the square was playing a brand advertisement, and the popular little flower inside was Chen Caicai.With a smile on her face, she posed in various poses as required by the advertisers, showing off the shiny diamond watch she was wearing.

Bai Hongli had never seen this advertisement before.

Should be newly shot.

He subconsciously glanced twice, and his eyes fixed on Chen Caicai's thick bangs, vaguely feeling a little out of harmony.Even her radiance was not as good as that day when she first saw her. Looking at it now, she looked like a haggard old man, barely covered with a layer of glamorous skin, with lifelessness exuding from every pore.

Bai Hongli blinked and looked again.

In a trance, Chen Caicai seemed to have a half-dark shadow sitting on her shoulders, in the shape of a girl, hugging her neck, giggling.

Bai Hongli was startled, vaguely aware that something was wrong.

He texted Si Jing, "Benefactor, have you seen Chen Caicai these days?"

Si Jing didn't reply to this text message until it was dark at night.Maybe it was because he had just finished work, so Si Jing didn't explain much, and just replied briefly, "Go to the tavern and talk."

At nine o'clock in the evening, the monster tavern's business is at its peak.Bai Hongli asked the vixen in charge of the shop for a remote corner, and used a screen and other noises to block it away. After sitting for a while, he saw Si Jing pushed open the door. The makeup on his face had not yet been removed. After drawing a thin inner eyeliner, it became more and more inexplicable, and walked closer.

He sat down on the seat, still did not put down the coat he was holding in his hand, and asked the waiter: "Is there any fertilizer?"

The coat suddenly shook.

The waiter's expression didn't collapse, he nodded and said calmly, "Which one do you want?"

After all, there are a lot of monsters coming and going here, and although it is rare for plants to become spirits, it is not completely absent.It is not uncommon for someone who is not used to human diet to order a cup of fertilizer to drink slowly.

Si Jing has always been very proud of his sweetheart, "Give me a cup of the most expensive one."

After a while, a cup of high-quality horticultural fertilizer was placed on the table, which was delicate and elegant in a goblet.It is also decorated with lemon leaves and bright red cherries, and if it is not really strong, no one will guess that it is used for watering plants.

Only then did Si Daxie put the thing covered under the coat in his arms on the table, and it was the pot of catnip grass.

Film Emperor Bai: "Benefactor, why are you hugging so tightly?"

And take off your coat, isn't it cold?

Boss Si: "It is more afraid of the cold."

Bai Yingdi: "..."

Yes.

Take it wherever you go, and even take off your clothes for it to wear. What kind of obsession is this?

Don't dare to compare, dare not compare.

The goblet tilted slightly, and the fertilizer inside poured down.Si Jing started to talk about business, "Have you seen the thing that Chen Caicai is carrying?"

Bai Hongli: "I see. But I don't know much about these things, so I can't even see what it is."

After all, he is a mixed race, neither a demon nor a human.Although it feels wrong, I can't find a reason.

The corners of Si Jing's eyes twitched slightly, "——It's Gumantong."

Bai Hongli suddenly understood.

Gumantong is not uncommon in the circle, and there are more people in the neighboring country.Drivers on long-distance trips often plant a small pot of flowers and plants or hold a handful of rice, straighten it, pray before the trip, and provide food every day to bless themselves for a safe journey.Bai Hongli has also heard of it, but these are small tricks, not enough to catch their eyes.

Chen Caicai's is different. The Eight Classics of Zheng'er were refined with girls, and now they can transform into forms. I'm afraid they have been refined for a long time.

It's no wonder that the other party became popular so quickly, probably because of the luck of this Gumantong.

But this still doesn't make sense, "Won't Gumantong know how to help people?"

Why are you still hurting people?

Si Jing also shook his head.Most of the Gumantongs he had heard of were used by mortals to raise and fulfill their wishes. It was the first time he had seen such a kind of Gumantong that could make the host feel worse day by day.

I'm afraid Gumantong is not the only reason.

Si Jing said, "I've already found some men to follow her."

If it's just an ordinary kid, then don't worry about it, at most it's just a trivial matter, and even if there is any retribution later, it will be Chen Cai's own fault; but if there are ulterior motives, this city N is now a three-acre land of his company's boss, and it is not a problem. Knowing where the evil thing came from is so unreasonable, why didn't he know how to say hello to Si Jing first when he came to his place?

Film Emperor Bai agreed.

At this time, he thought that what Si Jing said was that his subordinates had hired a few employees.

Si Daxie poured fertilizer on the catnip lovingly, "Drink more, drink more."

Drink more and grow taller, and then there will be more leaves for me to suck.

The kitten's little abacus was crackling.

The catnip stretched its slender stems, swaying left and right without any trace, just to prevent the fertilizer from pouring on it.

Smelly.

Si Jing scowled, holding down its leaves like a stern old father, "You have to drink it."

……Do not.

Don’t drink it even if you die, don’t try to force me to drink it——I gave in once decades ago, and I will never give in a second time!

The catnip grass moved and dodged, desperately wanting to pull its roots out of the soil and run away.

Si Jing was also forced to lose his temper at this moment, and he couldn't help but poured all the fertilizer inside.The fragrant catnip shook its leaves in horror, and instantly changed its taste, and was forced to gulp down several gulps, choking.

Help!

Someone here made me eat shit! ! !

At the same time, on the other side of the ocean, Kan Ze, who shared the five senses with the avatar, suddenly stood up with a livid face.The foreign ghost director on the side was surprised, "Kan, what's wrong with you? Kan?"

Kan Ze didn't have time to pay attention to him, so he just covered his mouth and hurried to the bathroom.He lay down on the sink and retched several times, but nothing came out.

It's just that the smell and feeling are really terrible, the throat is burning, and there is a suffocating pungent breath.

Kan Ze's throat was sour, and just as he took a step, recalling the smell, he couldn't help but turned his head violently——

"vomit!"

Unstable and frequent, like morning sickness.

The staff who followed were frightened outside, watching Kan Ze rinse his mouth with three bottles of mineral water before coming out for a long time.

Kan Ze washed his hands, feeling a little tired.

This is completely unbearable outside.

If he doesn't go back, the kitten might come up with some tricks, maybe he can find bees to prepare to pollinate him so that he can breed more catnip.Kan Ze rushed quickly, sent people to negotiate again, made a new worksheet, flew back to China two days in advance, and stood in front of his house.

Two steps further to the right is the door where Si Jing is currently living.

Kan Ze took out the key and happened to see the door next door move. Yuan Fang in front was muttering, Si Jing in the middle was expressionless, and Fang Yuandao in the back was silent—Si Jing was caught in the middle, as if guarded by two door gods. , is indeed good.

Just holding the basin in his hand.

The catnip grass in the pot saw Kan Ze, as if it saw a relative, and kept pushing towards him to quietly stretch out its buds.

Save the grass!

Kan Ze's sleeve also quietly sprouted some sprouts, and pressed against it.

No hurry, no hurry.

To hell with it!

The catnip branches and leaves that came out of the pots shook even more.

Although we are divided, we are all thousand-year-old demons, and our eating habits are no different from human ones—how can anyone force people to drink fertilizer? !

What's the difference between that and the devil?

The three people next door also saw Kan Ze, and were surprised, "Brother Kan came back so early, doesn't it mean that there is still work over there?"

Nianya retracted early, Kan Ze put his hands in his pockets and hummed.

"The time has been changed."

His eyes fell on Si Jing who was between the two of them, and he smiled.

When Si Jing saw him, he subconsciously held his breath and widened his eyes.After Yuan Fang tugged at the corner of his clothes twice, he said vaguely, "You're back?"

Kan Ze nodded.

The scent of catnip grass that was divided into pots was more obvious, and it could not be ignored. Kan Ze glanced at the pot that Si Jing was holding tightly in his arms, and pursed his thin lips.

"You raised this?"

Si Jing hugged his sweetheart, Cao Cao, and nodded.

Kan Ze stepped forward, pretending to check his own leaves, and then issued a medical certificate for himself, "There seems to be a little too much fertilizer."

Si Jing raised his eyebrows.

"Why, you still look at plants?"

Kan Ze said softly: "I have acted in related roles before and learned a little bit."

He said, "Isn't it very spiritless these days?"

It's strange to have spirit.I have been a fairy for thousands of years, and I have never tasted any delicacies from mountains and seas, and I have never touched the artificial smell of fertilizer.The two times I drank it all fell into Si Jing's hands.

Worrying catnip has to be divided into pots, and several times at night, I tried to pull out hundreds of roots and escape.

Si Jing thought about it, and he was indeed not as energetic as usual.He frowned even tighter, and recalled the time, it really started from drinking a cup of manure in the tavern that day.

Could it be that he drank too much?

Kan Ze: "I'm afraid the fertilizer was used too much."

The boss is very worried.

"Then what to do, can it be remedied?"

"There's no need to fix it," Kan Ze said, as if he were a master gardener, and he took care of himself. "Just water normally and don't use fertilizer in the future."

The taste is still lingering in my heart.

Can't even think about it.

Si Jing agreed, "No need, no need."

Kan Ze's voice suddenly became low, "You can also play it in another place."

Like how about a bedroom?

Si Jing also said, "We really have to change places."

So when he went back, he moved the pot to another place.

It is indeed in the bedroom.

It's a pity that in order to ensure sufficient sunlight, the landing is a small balcony connected to the bedroom, separated from the inside by a thick layer of floor-to-ceiling curtains.The curtain was drawn tightly, and Si Jing inside was walking around with soft fur ears and a fur tail, wearing only a thin bathrobe and bare feet; Catnip outside was squatting outside the curtain, straining Listening carefully, only the rustling sound of clothes rubbing inside could be heard.

Half a day later, a leaf couldn't bear it first, and quietly opened a small corner of the curtain.

Ok……

More buds couldn't wait to squeeze over, and they crowded together to watch, and saw Si Jing nestled in the sofa with a fluffy tail inside, making trembling sounds eager to stroke the cat together.

The main rhizome still kept calm and self-sustaining, did not move, held its head high, and did not engage in such despicable voyeurism at all.

But those branches and leaves that sneaked past were not stopped.

After a while, more leaves slowly moved past.

——I really want to see it.

I want to see what the cat is doing now, and I want to touch his fur.

I really want to see it...

More than half of the branches and leaves are squeezed over, you push each other, scrambling to be the first.

Si Jing was curled up on the sofa watching TV, when he suddenly sensed something was wrong, he suddenly turned his head towards the balcony, and the countless leaves that were about to come out trembled instantly: "..."

With a bang, they were all taken back, quietly, only the curtains were still shaking slightly.

Si Jing was silent for a while, then stood up.

He walked to the curtain, shaking suspiciously.

nothing?Not even half of the little bugs came out.

Looking outside, the catnip stretched out its leaves to bathe in the sun, and the leaves were all reflected green, not the slightest difference.

The kitten looked at it for a while, then turned around and went back to the house.

Is it true that I think too much?

The catnip on the small balcony suddenly relaxed, and the leaves drooped.

call--

Luckily he wasn't caught.