Fat birds are self-improvement

"What about after that?" Fat Niao asked Feng Xiang.

"There is no future." Fengxiang (⊙_⊙), "I passed out, I don't know what happened behind, when I woke up, I was already lying outside the sin tower, so I ran back. Wait After thinking about it all night, I went back and looked again, and found that the sin tower was sealed again, and it was surrounded by your psionic energy, so I came here."

"You are so cowardly, brother." Fat Bird said with emotion.

"Anyway!" Feng Xiang resisted the urge to punch Fat Bird's face, "I know you will thoroughly investigate the crime tower, so I came here to inform you first, it's not because I'm afraid of crime, but because This matter is about the survival of the Feng Clan! The prisoners there are all very important, and they must not be allowed to run around! I can come here, and I have already disregarded life and death!"

"Didn't you just come here to let me wipe your ass for you?" Fat Niao folded his arms, "Brother, beg for help like a beggar, and you will respectfully call me Emperor Brother in front of everyone in the future to show your admiration for me." , I will wipe this ass for you."

"You! Don't deceive others..." Feng Xiang blushed, and finally changed his words obediently: "Okay...!!"

"Then what's the benefit of me wiping your ass?" Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

"Didn't you ask for it just now! What else do you want?!" Feng Xiang said angrily.

"Send the cook from your house to me, and I will share three-quarters of the ingredients and salary you receive every month from now on. And I will go to your place every month to take care of the brotherhood. Throw a banquet for me." The fat bird is too bad, and he is not merciless at killing people.

Feng Xiang stared at him with bloodshot eyes—just wait and see! !Dead Phoenix Dance! !

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Feng Wu sent Feng Xiang away, and was about to carefully figure out a next action plan, not wanting that more surprising things were still waiting for him.

When he walked out of the secret room, Da Xuexiao unexpectedly came over, squatting outside with a gloomy face.

"Old Ma, what are you doing here?" Fat Niao asked the dejected Daxuexiao.

"I'm not an old horse..." Daxuexiao == "After you left last night, His Majesty drank a few more glasses and had a great time, and then forced me to agree to do something for him. So I came here."

"What's the matter?" Feng Wu asked.

"Can you tell me in the secret room?"

"There's nothing wrong with all of them." The fat bird had no choice but to open the secret room that had just been locked again, and the pony hid aside as sneakily and brightly as if he was beating chicken blood, and squeezed in behind Da Xuexiao.

Daxuexiao looked at his son who had become more and more outrageous recently, and regretted handing him over to Feng Wu even more.

"Father, did Emperor Feng get hot-headed after drinking last night, and suddenly he was about to abdicate, so he asked you to come over and notify my master first?" As expected of Da Xuexiao's son, Xiao Ma guessed the matter before Da Xuexiao could speak. Seven seven eight eight.

Daxuexiao suddenly became angry.It was silent for a long time, which was the default meaning.

"My master is finally going to be the Phoenix Emperor!" Regardless of Da Xuexiao's face, Xiao Ma took the lead in kneeling down to Feng Wu and saluted Feng Wu, "Long live, long live, long live, His Majesty Feng Huang!"

"Hey!! You restrain yourself!!" Daxuexiao = dish = "My lord hasn't abdicated yet! You are treason and treason!"

"Feng Huang left everything and prepared to withdraw?" Fat Niao (⊙v⊙)

"Aren't you happy?! You've finally come to this day!" Daxuexiao=皮=

"Where." Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

"Your weird smile is obviously a smile of success!!!"

"Hey." Fat Niao (⊙▽⊙) Fat Niao, can you finally hide your happiness?

Although Fenghuang left a lot of mess, being able to become Fenghuang means that he has won the final victory in this long process of imperial uterus fighting. What a hard-won vanity!Think about the front and rear courts and the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty who will be poisoned by him in the future! !

Seeing Fat Niao's smirk after learning that he was about to ascend the throne, Daxuexiao felt inexplicably desperate - he just kept seeing Fat Niao's failure to deal with it! !

"Hey hey hey hey~~~" Pony also smirked, he could finally call his master Your Majesty like daddy!

"Anyway, I'll go back and make some arrangements. You're going to make preparations yourself these few days. As for the matter of the Tower of Sinners, since His Majesty has forgotten the past, I will leave it to you to handle it. After your Majesty pretends to die and abdicates, I will accompany you Retire together." Daxuexiao said deeply, "Little Ma, the burden of assisting the king is on your shoulders."

"Hey hey hey hey~~~" Pony was still immersed in a smirk.

Snapped! !

Daxuexiao finally slapped him furiously.

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After hearing the secret news that he was going to be emperor, Fat Niao felt refreshed.Xiao Ma also joyfully summoned the messy concubines of the palace, and held a meeting that had been agreed before.The meeting place was a meeting hall in the palace. Xiao Ma specially got a long altar table and placed it horizontally. The fat bird was at the back, with other side concubines on both sides.

The servants used tools to cut out a banner and hung it up, with a red copybook on it, adding up to the words "Building a Healthy Harem Together". There are teacups, pens, ink, paper and inkstones for recording, etc. .

Meng Yingfeng, Young Master Meow and others were all taken aback by this situation.

They took their seats obediently one by one, and then began to whisper among each other.

The fat bird walked in swaggeringly, followed by the pony holding a stack of papers.Both of them held their heads high, full of momentum, and their walks were a little different from usual.

When the fat bird came in, everyone saluted the fat bird according to the etiquette, and did not dare to sit down until the fat bird was seated.Fat Bird coughed dryly, cleared his throat, and said: "In view of the chaos that happened in the palace today, I learned from it [it's strange], traced the source, and finally realized that the chaos in the palace was caused by everyone's improper thinking and style. It is not correct, always putting personal interests above the righteousness of the palace, forming cliques, forming small groups, so that the atmosphere of the palace is getting worse! Therefore, from today, I am going to strengthen the ideological education of everyone, so as to correct the source!"

Led by Xiao Ma, the crowd began to applaud.

Fat Bird then took a dozen blank manuscripts and read as if: "Then, how do we correct our ideological construction? According to relevant experts' careful, serious, and factual investigations, bold inferences, and careful verification, we found that [Brick House] Where did it come from!] The fundamental source of the problem lies in the residual poison of the harem society for many years!"

Another burst of warm applause.

"Competing for favor, as the name suggests, is to see which individual can attract the attention of me as the leader, that is, Feng Wu Zhu Ming himself, and even the love that is different from others. Due to the lack of proper communication and understanding between us, it makes everyone Therefore, in order to resolve this conflict, this king has specially produced a "Notice for Favor", which printed some of the characteristics and matters that this king admires the most."

After all, Xiao Ma began to follow Feng Wu's instructions and distribute the printed instructions, and several concubines suddenly became interested, vying to study the instructions.

"Because the king is very eager to improve the relationship between everyone and improve the skills of fighting for favor in a reasonable and legal way, so the king is also preparing a training program here. After a while, Secretary Ma will take everyone to their respective preparation rooms for preparation. The preparation time is half An hour, half an hour later, I will perform live performances for you to compete for favor on the spot according to the instructions, so as to determine the ranking order. This kind of ability competition will be held every month in the future, so that it can be effectively and reasonably Prevent the chaos of large-scale fighting that we have today!"

[Fat Bird, you are so fashionable! ! 】

So the servants came in and rearranged the venue as a judging venue.The side concubines lined up and entered the preparation room one by one in an orderly manner.

So, what exactly is written in Fat Bird's Petition Notice?Let's interview the on-site proctor, Xiao Ma.I saw Xiao Ma posted a public notice on the doorpost, which read: 1 The side concubine needs to be well-groomed, in line with her identity, not coquettish, not fancy clothes, not immoral.

2 The concubine's speech and behavior conform to the royal standard, dignified and polite, no abuse or fights, gentle and courteous.

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Wait, in short, it is the official rhetoric that the traditional imperial palace requires concubines.

According to this fact-filled notice, several side concubines racked their brains in the preparation room and each came up with a unique trick.

After half an hour.

Several people walked out of the preparation room in anticipation, and gathered in the hall again.Feng Wu was sitting on the throne at this time, with several signs for scoring on the side.

Tao Guiren bit her lip and looked at several opponents, thinking to herself, is it just to see who can attract the prince the most?So she stood up first, and said a blessing: "The concubine comes first."

After all, Tao Guiren waved the pink silk handkerchief in her hand, and began to sing a sweet and affectionate little song. Comparing with her gestures and posture, she is really a coquettish little girl with a sweet voice and a lovely figure Seeing that Meng Ying was gnashing her teeth, the Tao nobleman still had to make an inch of it. She sang a little song and didn't give up. The prince is happy to return~~"

"Okay, Mrs. Tao, you can..." Xiao Ma was about to signal her to go down, but Mrs. Tao didn't give up, she put her handkerchief on her shoulders, and then bowed her knees: "My lord, I still have a lot of unique things to do in my house, it's inconvenient Revealed here, but it can make the prince want to be immortal..."

"Little slut!" Meng Ying couldn't help cursing in a low voice, but everyone around heard it, and the Tao nobleman could hear it clearly, and there was a twist on her face that immediately smiled--Meng Ying, a bitch, is the emperor. So what about parentage?Sooner or later, you have to let yourself be crushed under your feet!

"Hmph, these tricks are just third-rate tricks in Fumeng Pavilion. They only need to spend a hundred and ten taels, and even ordinary benefactors can enjoy them. How dare they show off at the palace!" Hua Xiangrong said for the first time. The two made sarcastic remarks, but his tone was obviously more vicious, and directly demoted Tao Guiren to a third-rate prostitute.

Taogui was so angry that he almost bit his tongue, swallowed all those coquettish words that he had prepared just now, pinching the veil and pointing at Hua Xiangrong, he said angrily, "Keep your mouth clean! You whore!"