Fat birds are self-improvement

When Fat Niao returned to the palace with the phoenix halberd, the sky was already bright.There was a turmoil in the Wangfu last night—a couple of women’s house fights were brilliant, but Fengji ran away, which made the house fight take a break, and Xiao Ma stayed in the palace. Hearing that Feng Wu was back, he hurried over to report the latest progress of the house fight.

"It's quite fun." Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

"That noble Tao said that she is happy, but master, you have never been lucky with her. As long as you stand up and say something, master, that guy will be finished." Xiaoma said.

"Then let them fight each other for the time being. This will save those women from being full and having nothing to do." Fat Bird said.

"I sent someone to deliver a set of anti-fetal drugs to Taogui in the name of the prince this morning." Xiao Ma said in a tone of voice, "I'm afraid that little bitch is already thinking about the holy will of the prince and is uneasy. Hey, I'm afraid I will come here to greet the prince and apologize in a short time, but that little bitch is full of tricks, and I don't know what troubles are going to happen."

"Little Ma, you look very energetic." Fat Bird (⊙v⊙), "Is it very popular to speak like this now?"

"When the prince ascends the throne in the future, he will have to speak like this!" Xiao Ma said seriously, "This is called the accent of the court aristocrat."

Pony started teaching Fat Bird all sorts of nonsense again.

When the two were discussing, Tao Guiren really came to pay his respects. After obtaining Feng Wu's permission, Tao Guiren knelt down in front of Feng Wu crying, crying that he was persecuted by Feng Ji and Meng Ying, and had to use a fake pregnancy to protect himself What.This Tao nobleman was also very insidious, and even tricked Meng Ying, who was facing her, into it.

Fat Niao was about to speak, but was snatched away by the pony and said: "Master Tao, the lord had an interview last night, and he was busy with business all night. Now he is already tired and needs to rest. Let's talk about your business tomorrow, let's go."

"Wait a minute, I have another news to announce." Fat Niao said to Xiao Ma, "Go and tell the palace that I want to marry two more noble men, one is Hua Xiangrong and the other is Yue Xiaomiao."

Tao Guiren's eyeballs were about to pop out.

Then Fat Bird's next words made Xiao Ma almost vomit blood: "Actually, it doesn't matter if you add one more quota, Xiao Ma, do you want to come and play as a side concubine?"

"No need!" Xiao Ma's head shook like a rattle, the fat owner can say such words, and he knows who confessed without even thinking about it!Shang Xi is ruthless enough, in order to monitor Fat Niao, he did not hesitate to put all his eyeliners beside Fat Niao, and even asked them to monitor Fat Niao's harem!It goes without saying that Yue Xiaomiao is Shang Xi's spy, and that Hua Xiangrong is probably also controlled by Shang Xi!This time, the fat master's harem seemed to be even more chaotic.

After eating breakfast, the news that Feng Wu accepted the concubine again shocked the entire palace, and everyone felt as if they had been beaten to death.

Except for Meng Ying, the other side concubines are at best Feng Wu's concubines, not members of the royal family, so the etiquette is simple, only an edict from the prince is needed, and a simple ceremony in the palace will be enough.But these side concubines are indeed a big threat to the main concubine, especially there have been rumors that Feng Wu likes men, and after accepting the concubine, he even ignored the female concubine, and mingled with many beautiful men all day long—— The entry of these two male concubines is a bigger challenge for the female harem group!

However, Yue Xiaomiao and Hua Xiangrong were extremely happy as soon as they entered the palace. They seemed to have planned to join hands to dominate the harem group of the palace. Ji premeditated the means of revenge to Meng Ying alone.

But Mr. Miao and Hua Xiangrong, one is a cunning thief, the other is a seasoned oiran, how can they be kind and easy to bully?When Meng Ying and Tao Gui came to show them off with the power of wind and thunder, they were also ready to fight back.

As for the phoenix halberd, the praying mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole behind it, holding back its energy and preparing to kill everyone.

While Fat Bird was eating, drinking, drinking and sleeping, his growing harem was already fighting against the clock.

A battlefield without gunpowder is not diplomacy, but a harem.

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After returning from the magic tower, Fat Niao wrote a long memorial to Feng Huang while eating snacks, explaining what he saw in the magic tower.When the eloquent memorial was finally written, the sky was also dark.Fat Bird got lazy, picked up a dozen thick memorials and put them in his special high-quality silk satin embroidered briefcase, ready to enter the palace like a real senior civil servant.

In fact, it would be fine if he went directly to the palace and said no to Emperor Feng, but Fat Niao wanted to enjoy the feeling of a prince handling official business, and experience the style of a man with a career.

Just when Fat Bird was about to leave with his business bag on his shoulders, Xiao Ma ran in excitedly again: "Master~~ Let's fight!"

Fat bird (⊙_⊙)? ? ?

Xiao Ma then began to gesture: "In short, today's concubine and side concubine and nobles%...￥##&*%%&&%%!! Then they @#￥@!! Finally they are ￥%*...￥!! In short, the fight was so fierce! I have seen the real framing and anti-framing! It’s so frightening!" [The extremely insidious and complicated palace fighting process is omitted] "Yue Xiaomiao and Hua Xiangrong didn't come to the door Did it happen in one day?" Fat Bird thought it was amazing.

"That's right! They even dispatched their own servants to fight together, and finally they did it themselves, pulling their hair, scratching, biting and kicking! The most powerful one was that phoenix halberd, who even shot Meng Ying and Tao Guiren with bricks!" The gossip pony is excited.

"Let's go! Take a look!" Fat Bird immediately put down his career and went to watch the fun with Xiao Ma.

When Xiao Ma followed Feng Wu to the concubine's mansion in the palace, he was surprised to see that there was no trace of the chaos just now. It turned out that the eyeliner of those side concubines had already detected the news of the prince's inspection. Along the way, he began to tidy up. When Fat Niao stepped into the gate of the palace, several concubines and side concubines came out to salute him at the same time, kneeling in unison on the open space in front of Feng Wu, which was very spectacular.

Meng Ying and Tao Guiren who were beaten had thick powder on to cover up the bruises on their faces, Feng Ji was smiling complacently, Yue Xiaomiao was wearing a mysterious smile, Hua Xiangrong was the standard oiran greeting Guest smiles.

The people kneeling below all have ulterior motives and ulterior motives, but for the high-ranking fat bird, the smell of conspiracy permeating the tidy courtyard at this moment is the luxurious atmosphere that the real power should enjoy ——No matter how dark the tide is, you must not succumb to the king's power and tremble with fear.

"My beloved concubines." The Fat Bird's mouth shocked everyone, including the servants. You must know that this sentence is usually only spoken by the emperor-doesn't a single sentence show the prince's ambition to become emperor? what?

But Fat Bird continued to deliver his speech in its own way: "Dear concubines, the king has been busy with official duties recently, and neglected to pay attention to you, which caused misunderstandings among you, and even a fight broke out." [Hey!You are so blunt! 】 "My lord! Our sisters are brothers and sisters, there is no so-called fighting. I don't know what kind of rumors my lord has heard. It's completely groundless!" Meng Ying interrupted hastily.

"Don't interrupt." Fat Bird said, "In short, your current lifestyle is very unhealthy. I will give you a reasonable training in harem life in the future. Tonight, you each write a [-]-word self-examination for me. Tomorrow Hold a symposium, everyone must participate! The topic is: How to make the life of the harem more rational, healthy, standardized, and collaborative. Secretary, organize a meeting tomorrow, get me a manuscript."

Pony (⊙_⊙)

It really is... a prince full of official taste!But I always feel that something is wrong... Also, what is Ma Mi?

Concubines also (⊙_⊙)

Sure enough, once Fat Bird got involved, the atmosphere became weird.

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Just after Fat Niao triumphantly finished his instruction, and was about to withdraw and return, a servant came to report in a panic: "My lord! His Highness Fengxiang, please see me!"

Before the words were finished, Feng Xiang had already hurried over by himself: "Feng Wu! Come here! I have something important to do!"

Feng Xiang looked anxious.

"What's the matter?" Feng Wu asked.

Feng Xiang suddenly bullied him and whispered in front of him: "Have you been to the Tower of Sinners last night?"

"how do you know?"

"Find a secret room to discuss in detail!" Feng Xiang gritted his teeth.

The two then walked into the secret room of the palace together, and Feng Xiang said: "Feng Wu, you survived from that tower!"

"It turns out that the monster in the tower was manipulated by you?" Feng Wu said.

"The accident is..." Feng Xiang's face was distorted, and he paused for a moment before saying: "Before you, I managed to steal the secret edict given to you by the emperor and opened the sin tower."

"No wonder I couldn't find the three keys, they were in your hands." Feng Wu said, "Why did you open that tower?"

Feng Xiang's face was ugly - how could he say that he opened the sinner's tower privately to kill Feng Wu?I had no choice but to hide it and said: "Anyway, you don't need to know the reason. After I entered that tower, I planned to release the three brothers and sisters of the Yun family, but unexpectedly, I was bewitched by a criminal, and in the end, I let him out..."

So he started talking like this.

The criminal who bewitched Fengxiang was named Qi Yan, a prisoner with the ability to deceive people. When Fengxiang entered the Tower of Sinners, he heard whispers sent by him using the technique of the mind.Fengxiang was immediately fascinated, and released him according to the law he said.Fengxiang never expected that during the thousands of years of being imprisoned, Qimao had used his thaumaturgy to bewitch the hearts and souls of all the criminals in the tower. , the spell to open the seal will be known to all criminals at the same time!

The horrific mass jailbreak has happened! !