Fat birds are self-improvement

The magical effect of the horse of strong insertion:

Xiao Ma has been studying continuously recently, intending to make himself surpass his father and become the most loyal Xue Xiaoma.After studying for a long time, he realized the origin of the Xuexiao clan - isn't the original duty of the Xuexiao clan to be horses for their masters to ride?But ever since he became Da Xuexiao, the owner has never ridden him so easily—the little pony suddenly feels very melancholy, and suddenly misses the years when he was a pony.

At that time, the owner had to ride himself in and out, how wonderful~~ But now that I have grown up, I have to develop new services for the owner!

Xiao Ma began to study desperately.

Finally one day, he found the way of great loyalty as Xue Xiao! !Pony excitedly ran to Fat Niao's place, interrupting Fat Niao and Shang Xi's wonderful dinner date.

"Master! Master!" Xiao Ma's eyes lit up.

"Little Ma, what are you doing crazy again?" Fat Bird was putting a big soft glutinous rice cake into his mouth.

The pony came over mysteriously, and whispered such and such in Fat Bird's ear, Shang Xi pouted and leaned over to listen, only to hear the pony say something about riding, body position and so on.

"Dead animal! You taught Feng Wu what kind of mess!" Shang Xi became annoyed when he heard it.

"Shang Xi, what he said is quite funny! Do you want to try it for the two of us in the future?" Fat Niao said with a chuckle.

"What?" Shang Xi didn't believe that a pony could have ivory protruding from its mouth.

"Perform xxoo on the back of a horse running at high speed!!" Fat Bird said it without any taboo!

"That's right! My back is wider and more comfortable than other horses, and I run faster! More majestic! I don't get tired like normal horses! I last longer! I can run for three days and three nights at a stretch! Even I won’t get down for [-] rounds of your fight! I don’t make a fuss like other irrational horses, just run forward in fright and rush to the cliff and crash to death! I specialize in running to places with sentimentality! I will definitely give The master brings the perfect xx pleasure experience on the perfect horseback!" The pony clenched his fists.

Shangxi=dish=

"Let's play! Let's play! It sounds super exciting!!" The fat bird was completely bewitched by the pony.

"Never." Shang Xi punched a hole in the wall.

However, three days later, Shang Xi invited Feng Wu to visit the beautiful Moon Sea Plain of the Moon Clan. Shang Xi and Feng Wu rode a horse together. The horse was named Yuezhidian, and it was Shang Xi's special mount.The two galloped on the vast and uninhabited plain, admiring the bustling moon cherry blossoms around them, and after drinking a lot of wine, they suddenly had wild thoughts and couldn't control them.Sure enough, Feng Wu started to hug Shangxi on the horseback, and when the two were lost in love, a tall figure suddenly broke in and stopped Yue Zhidian in front of her!

It turned out to be a pony in its original form!I saw the pony majestic and majestic, surrounded by lightning, and the Liangjun Yuezhidian of the Moon Clan looked like a thin pony in front of it-Xue Xiao's paw slapped the ground suddenly, shaking the surrounding fields, making Yuezhidian frighten Immediately, he bent his knees and fell to his knees!

Shang Xi and Fat Niao Smecta are together.

The two of them looked at Xue Xiao proudly walking over with disheveled clothes, and stood in front of them: "Master, I will help you fulfill your wish of galloping thousands of miles."

"Let's eat horse meat hot pot tonight." Shang Xi's expression was extremely terrifying.

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Seeing that the hall was about to quarrel again, Fat Bird opened his mouth, and everyone thought he was going to yawn, but unexpectedly he spit out a fireball! ! =Dish=The fireball hit the pillar, leaving charred black marks immediately and white smoke rising.

"Whoever breaks the rules will wait to make barbecue." Fat Niao ghostly said.

The concubines immediately became honest.Xiao Ma held a large booklet, and read seriously: "No. [-], Tao Guiren, the final score, one point."

"How could this happen!" Taogui opened her mouth in disbelief, while the others gloated.

"Shut up! Get down! Don't be presumptuous in front of the lord!" Xiao Ma is completely a horse's leg.

The second one who volunteered to appear on the stage was Meng Ying——since she was hit by Feng Wu, Meng Ying has completely set her goal in life to be favored. As soon as she appeared on the stage, she immediately showed her special skills of being born in the royal family—elegant piano, chess, calligraphy and painting , first played a piece of royal music, and then came to show off her embroidery skills. Two maids came holding the embroidery board. I saw her slender hands fiddle with seven-color thread, and immediately embroidered a vivid flower on the silk satin. The beautiful peonies make the butterflies outside the door come to inhabit one after another, which is really amazing!

In the end, Meng Ying made a beautiful and elegant little poem on the theme of piano music and embroidery, and then composed and sang live. In the end, the other servants applauded.

Meng Ying, who was busy with all this, looked at Feng Wu expectantly, but Feng Wu opened her mouth again—a fireball flew out with a bang! !

Meng Ying = dish = "Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Why do you want to burn me to death?!"

"This means you can't do it." Xiao Ma translated, "The prince said that those who violate the rules and those with low scores will receive a fireball warning. The princess will score one point at the end."

Meng Ying completely collapsed - what kind of bullshit competition is this! !There are no rules at all! !She doesn't believe that other people can surpass herself!

So, it was Feng Ji's turn next.

Feng Ji was completely intimidated by Feng Wu's lustful power before he succumbed to performing the so-called talent.What she performed turned out to be cooking!Fat Bird immediately (⊙_⊙) opened his eyes wide!

Meng Ying and Tao Guiren both collapsed and died when they saw this - they would have shown their cooking skills if they knew it earlier!

I saw Fengji started on the small magic stove set up on the scene——

Poached eggs and fried shredded potatoes! !

Paji.The beaten egg was accidentally dropped on the ground by Feng Ji, Feng Ji picked up the iron pot that was reddened by magic, stuck the egg on the ground, and then she chanted the spell, making the pot surrounded by flames, When the flame faded, Fengji suddenly shouted and raised the pan, only to see the scorched eggs sticking to the pan! !

Everyone was shocked! !What kind of hell cooking is this! !

As for fried potato shreds, is that potato shreds!It is basically cutting a large potato into four pieces and roughly stirring it in the pot! !I don't know if it's cooked or not, but Feng Ji roughly put the potato cubes on a plate, then picked out the burnt egg and stuck it on the potato, and it was done.

"Minus [-] points." Xiao Ma (⊙_⊙) announced.

"Crack!!" Feng Ji threw the pot out angrily.

Tao Guiren and Meng Ying were extremely happy - it seems that one point is really a super high score!According to the prince's taste, the people behind will definitely not be able to surpass the two of them!It's nothing more than flattery and flattery, the two of them have already performed this set to the extreme, and they can't surpass it at all!

Hua wants to come out.He took the lead in self-reporting the project: "What I am performing is actually a combination of the two previous ones. It is nothing more than piano, chess, calligraphy and painting plus serving people. It's just for the prince to watch and amuse me." After speaking, he added a charming smile—— She really deserves to be the oiran who came out of the alley, just by that smile, both men and women will be seduced, she really is a vixen!

Immediately, Hua Xiangrong showed Meng Ying and Tao Guiren's projects one by one with his highest acting ability.Although he is a man, everyone was really fascinated by this show, unable to extricate themselves, and the butler at the door cried involuntarily—if he doesn’t see such a good performance in the future, he will be How to live!She was crying until she beat her chest and stamped her feet, she couldn't help herself, but Tao Guiren's concentration was weak, and she even bit her handkerchief, looking straight at Hua Xiangrong.

After Hua Xiangrong finished her performance, she smiled triumphantly and looked at Feng Wu and Xiao Ma confidently.

But Feng Wu's expression didn't change much, he was still sitting on the throne, resting his head on his hands, looking careless.

"Flower side concubine, one point." Xiao Ma said ruthlessly.

"You donkey, did you make a mistake!! You are simply passing on the will of the lord! The lord never said anything!" Hua Xiangrong was also furious due to the incomparable frustration.

"Oh, little brother Xiaohua, it's nothing more than the same score as ours. We females can face it calmly. Why do you care so much? Could it be that your heart is smaller than the tip of a needle?" Meng Ying sneered, "Brother Hua, don't be sad. If you feel sad, I will be my sister in the future. How about treating you to tea?"

"Hey, thank you, sister Meng Ying, for your comfort. It's just that the lord is a discerning person, and he doesn't care about my sister's expenses. Why don't you ask me to have fun with you when the lord and I have tea together?" Hua Xiangrong's poisonous expression He is not inferior to others.

"One point." Feng Wu said suddenly, shocking the audience, "Also, you should be punished for arguing lawlessly!"

Xiao Ma immediately added: "Concubine Wang and Concubine Hua were punished at the same time, and the points were reduced to minus [-] points."

"Ahhh! Did I win!" Tao Guiren immediately beamed with joy when he heard that, he couldn't believe his ears! !In this Gongdou, I unexpectedly became No.1 comically!

"Let's celebrate later, Mr. Tao, have you forgotten that the prince has a side concubine?" Xiao Ma reminded.

After the words fell, Yue Xiaomiao smiled mysteriously, took a step out and bowed to Feng Wu.

After saluting, Yue Xiaomiao began to undress one by one!

He turned out to be performing the most erotic show!

Under the eyes of all the people, Yue Xiaomiao didn't feel ashamed at all, and started to take off her clothes generously. When she took off only a middle coat, everyone felt their hearts were raised in their throats.

"The following is what I carefully prepared~" Yue Xiaomiao smiled mysteriously.

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Puff———pass————

The silver tabby is at it again! ! !

It was lying in the middle of the carpet, showing its belly, meowing at the fat bird a few times.

Fat bird (⊙o⊙)!

He stood up from his seat with a snap——

"Everyone, this is the spirit of the harem that I have been searching for for a long time! It has been completely embodied in Concubine Yue at this moment!"