between men and women

No.80 eight posts

In the blink of an eye, the millennium has passed.

Being thrifty is easy to say, but really hard to do.In the first month of repaying the loan, Peng Zhiran took the initiative to withhold [-] pocket money, but he had no more money after more than two weeks. When the hundred was over, he stuffed back the five hundred that had been deducted from him.On Monday night, he called in a hurry: "Hey Chen Jia, my leather armor can make money by itself, you know that?"

I laughed: "Yes, yes, your leather armor is a magic weapon, but you still have to save some money, you know?"

He said that he knows that his wife is the best.

I smiled and scolded your wife.

I lived frugally that month, but I always felt that the money was still not enough.I thought about it and asked Peng Zhiran to go to the bank to use the provident fund to repay the loan. As long as there is money in the provident fund account, the bank will first deduct the money in the provident fund. It's a pity that I can't get the money in my account out.

After two months of messing around like this, the two of them didn't eat out or spend money indiscriminately. The only entertainment was playing StarCraft and snooker, and they were almost exhausted.It feels like living like an ascetic.The only difference is that you can still exercise on the bed.

Once people lack recreational activities, they will exercise more in bed.This is probably due to the conversion of material desires into sexual desires. Otherwise, why are there more children born in the more backward places?

I obviously found that Peng Zhiran's desire was stronger than before.Going back every Friday and tossing around is absolutely inescapable. Sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night, and when he gets excited, he will overwhelm me. Regardless of whether I still have strength, he just hugs me in his arms and keeps going. Kissing and touching the ground, I will not stop until I have a reaction, and then commit violence when I am about to wake up, I am being played by him over and over again like in a sexual dream.The next day after that, he would still say unsatisfactorily: "Baby, you were very attractive last night, you looked half asleep and half awake, as if you were raped, so sexy!"

I'm almost crazy, it's not letting me sleep!

But I am very resistant to the fact that he likes to call me baby recently.I don't like this title, Lao Tzu is obviously older than him, why is he called Lao Tzu baby!

He said innocently: "Then what's my name? Don't you think it's strange to always call Chen Jia Chen Jia? Or do you like Darling? Or Hani?"

Hit your head!I said no need to change, I thought it would be nice to call you Peng Zhiran.

He squinted his eyes: "No, you have to change your address." Hooking my chin with a finger: "Hey, call me husband!"

"Fart!" I hopped my feet, "Don't bark!"

He came up and grabbed the waist of my pajama pants and pulled them over, then stretched his hands in and attacked the key parts, squinting his eyes and threatening: "Should I scream?"

I begged for mercy: "No, what if the name slips out and leaks out? What a good name, it's safe and secure."

He thought for a while and nodded: "That's right. You don't need to call me husband. But I don't like calling me by my first name all the time. Even calling me by my first name and last name makes me far away from you." He pinched me while talking. Next, I was tired all night and didn't sleep well. I really didn't want to react anymore. I pulled his hand out and coaxed: "That's what you call Xiao Ranran?"

He shook his head.

"Zhiran?"

Shaking his head again.

"Xiaozhi?"

Or not.

I fucked: "Little Peng Peng?"

Peng Zhiran: "Get out!"

I'm really at a loss, this guy has already started to behave unruly, I yelled: "Fuck, young master, then what do you think I should call you?"

He raised his head, thought for a while, and smiled: "Well, this is fine!"

I was confused: "Which one?"

Peng Zhiran: "Just call me the young master!"

Me: "%...&*￥"

This guy triumphantly pinched my face: "Come on baby, give this young master a kiss!"

"roll!"

In the end I decided to call him Peng Zhiran!What a mess, I'm not his slave!

But the fact is that since this discussion, his titles have suddenly increased.For example, when I am interested and want to tease him, I will call him Xiao Pengpeng, when I am in a normal mood, I will call him Peng Zhiran, and if I do something wrong or he has been tossing around for too long, I will call him husband.He seems to be very sensitive to the word "husband". As long as he hears these two words, if he is very angry, he will become ordinary angry, and if he is ordinary and gentle, he will become very gentle. These two words are like home A must-have medicine for travel, one sticker is accurate.

As for me, I'm not so lucky.I was called Chen Jia outside, Xiao Jia at home, and occasionally Xiaozhuyao, because my material desire was not transformed into sexual desire but into appetite. When I was angry, he called me Chen Jiajia, accompanied by roaring.As for love, he still calls him baby... baby, your size, baby!

Not only does this guy not stop on weekends, but also on weekdays.Call me at night and say baby I miss you, let's make love on the phone.

At first I hung up!It's too horny, I can't do it!But he couldn't stand him calling for forgiveness, and sometimes he would satisfy him once or twice.Well, I like his low-pitched groans on the phone.

I don't know if it's because he asks for it too frequently, and my chrysanthemum has been sick recently.

Nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids.I was not used to it when I was a child, and I liked to read when I was a tuba, so I had hemorrhoids before.But this thing does not happen all the year round, it only happens once in a while when the weather is dry and the food is hot and the internal fire is strong.I don't know why, I haven't had any seizures before, but recently it suddenly showed me color, it should be Peng Zhiran's "attack".

So I was in great pain, and every time I went to the tuba, I would frown, just like my uncle.

Peng Zhiran was also in great pain, his material and sexual desires were forcibly suppressed, so he quit!

He pouted and stared at me: "My mouth is bitter!"

We've recently come up with a synonym for love love.Because Peng Zhiran is like a child, if he doesn't give him love, he will be awkward and lose his temper.I laughed at him: "Why are you like a kid who can't get candy?"

So now we call love love candy.

As soon as Peng Zhiran called his mouth bitter, I knew what he meant.I teased him: "You have a bitter mouth, do you want some candy?"

He immediately looked delighted.I took out a box of Skittles and stuffed one for him.

He immediately spit it out: "It's not this kind of sugar!"

I went up and touched his head: "Little Peng Peng, good boy, this is the only candy for these two days! The other kind of candy can only be served after my brother's is ready!" After I finished speaking, I felt disgusted, what the hell? It sounds so much like my aunt!

He rushed over like a puppy and sniffed and licked: "No, I have to eat that kind of candy. It's been two weeks, I'm almost dying of suffering."

It has been two weeks since I had hemorrhoids, and the two of us could only use our voices on the phone to silence the fire, and it was indeed quite painful. Now that he is on me, both of us are hard.But what can I do, I don't want to, it hurts so much to go to the toilet, if he comes in, I don't want to die of pain!

I comforted him distressedly, and stretched my hand down: "Then eat a lollipop, okay?"

Lollipops are mutual masturbation.

He pressed my hand, lifted it above my head, squeezed his body between my legs, and kissed my neck: "No lollipops, lollipops are uncomfortable. One minute, baby, I will come in for one minute!" "

Fuck, ghosts will believe you for 1 minute!

This sentence is a mantra he developed by tossing me some time ago.Sometimes when I was very tired and resisted fiercely in the middle of the night, he would always coax me, one minute, baby, one minute.Thinking about it, I am really a second, and I will really agree, how could he be 1 minute!As a result, which time didn't it make me collapse?I will never believe it again.

I resisted desperately, preferring to die rather than surrender, and finally the two of them wrestled.But I never won a fight, and in the end he pressed me on the bed and tore off my pants.

"Don't be afraid baby, my husband needs to lubricate it more." He reached out to grab KY.

Damn it will hurt no matter how much I use it, okay, I shook my head desperately, thinking of the horrible scene where I was bleeding like a river on the bed, everything softened, and even my voice trembled: "Peng Zhiran, really don't, it hurts ……woo woo woo woo"

Only then did he soften his heart, and he came up to kiss me: "Hey, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it well." While kissing, he helplessly held my hand and put it on himself: "Don't call me Chen Jia from now on, Just call it Chen Lulu!"

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