This World Has Gone Crazy

The bar is not open yet, and the sudden addition of strangers is particularly conspicuous. Ye Shuichuan looked up, rushed over to pull them away, and stared at someone coldly: "It's not easy for us, Xiaoyuan, to be normal these few days. What are you doing here?" ?!"

Qi Le: "..."

Yihang: "=口="

The pseudo-mother suddenly realized, and looked at someone: "I said they looked familiar, alas, she looks pretty good, but it's a pity."

Yi Hang trembled: "Whatever you say, I have urgent business with him..."

Ye Shuichuan looked at him coldly: "You two have only known each other for a few days? What could be the matter?"

"It's really something." Yi Hang looked at someone pitifully, "You should say something."

Qi Le came back to his senses: "Brother, go and do your work, let me talk to him."

"No, let him talk about what's going on, I don't worry if I don't tell you clearly."

Qi Le explained: "It's just that he has some conflicts with his man, so let me help out."

"You just said that the bastard who wanted to blow you up was your man?" The pseudonym had been sitting here, and she could hear Yi Hang's roar when he entered the door clearly. He recalled, "The handsome guy you called my dear on the day you left the hospital was your man?"

"Well, it's him."

"You call him dear, you should like him quite a lot," the pseudo-mother was surprised, "Since you like him, and he wants to fuck you, why don't you let him? Or do you want to fuck him?"

Yi Hang shook his head violently: "The devil wants to fuck him!"

"You don't want him to fuck you, and you don't want to fuck him...then why are you still together?"

Yi Hang choked up: "I also want to know..."

Ye Shuichuan snorted coldly: "This shows that you still have a problem!"

Yi Hang: "..."

Qi Le said in time: "Okay bro, go ahead, we'll just talk here, nothing will happen."

Ye Shuichuan thought he was right, nodded and left, took two steps and suddenly turned back: "Did you drink Motherwort today?"

"..." Yi Hang said, "Drink...drink..."

"That's good." Ye Shuichuan felt relieved.

Qi Le dragged Yi Hang to the sofa and sat down, staring at him strangely: "He hasn't blown you yet, so how did you survive this time?"

"He didn't push me, and then I started playing games, watching anime, and eating potato chips."

Qi Le chatted with him when he was hospitalized, and knew that this person was an otaku. The corner of his mouth twitched: "You've been living like this these days? Are you almost thirty? Why aren't you looking for a job?"

"I mentioned it, the bastard said that I was working in his company before, and let me rest for a few days before going back, so I can play with peace of mind, and then I found out that he was looking at my profile... He was actually looking at my profile! "

Qi Le was surprised: "What's the matter?"

"Listen clearly," Yi Hang said with horror on his face, "It's not from this body, it's from my previous data!"

Qi Le was startled: "Did you tell him the truth?"

"Since I was in the psychiatric department and was photographed by him, how dare I say such a thing," Yi Hang said sadly, "More than that, he didn't come to the hospital when I was injured, and he didn't come to the hospital until I was sent to the psychiatric department. appeared, do you know why?"

Qi Le raised her eyebrows: "Say."

"Because he dumped me a long time ago, damn it, I said how could he go and slap me at that time, it turned out that he had nothing to do with me, but later I was honestly patted by him, and asked him who I am , He asked me to call my dear, and I fucking did! Isn’t this digging my own grave?!”

Qi Le reacted for a while: "Then how did he know who you were before?"

"Maybe he overheard me explaining to those people in the psychiatry department that I had a car accident and underwent surgery to change my body," Yi Hang thought for a while, "Or it's because I logged in with my previous account to play games."

"..." Qi Le said, "Are you two hundred and five?"

"You are only two hundred and five. I managed to reach the top level with great difficulty. I just hit the magic weapon. How can I just throw away that account?" Yi Hang said with a serious face, "But my roommate knew I was dead and scolded me on the full server channel. I stole my account, so I left a message saying that I was helping a friend fulfill his last wish and reach the top level, hey... a lot of people helped me in the end."

Qi Le: "..."

"The owner of my body doesn't seem to play games. Did that bastard watch me play and see my level, so he doubted it? Also, I found that his friends didn't like me, and some even asked me alone to let me play games." Don't play tricks," Yi Hang said with an idiot look on his face, "Is it because I have changed too much and made him suspicious?"

"Really," Qi Le thought for a while, "Apart from the last time he kissed you in the hospital, has he kissed you before?"

Yi Hang's shoulders slumped: "I have kissed in the past two days."

Qi Le reckoned that the person should be probing at first, but later found out that it was not the previous person, so he investigated. He deeply felt that elite men are not ordinary people, and this kind of thing can be accepted, but since the person is willing to test, it shows their The relationship is not as simple as a lover, he raised his eyebrows: "So what does that person have to do with him?"

"I don't know."

Qi Le thought that based on the IQ of [-], she might not know where to start the investigation, so she changed the subject: "How do you know he wants to blow you up?"

Yi Hang said pitifully: "I ran out of potato chips..."

"..." Qi Le said, "Are these two related?!"

"Listen to me," Yi Hang said sadly, "I ran out of potato chips and went to the supermarket to buy them with him, and then I stood in front of a pile of condoms to look at things, and he came over and asked me what I like..."

"Wait," Qi Le interrupted, "Why are you standing there when you have nothing to do?"

"It's not a condom I'm looking at, it's just standing right there!"

Qi Le nodded: "Well, how did you answer?"

"I can't answer, I just didn't say anything," Yi Hang paused and broke down, "Then he bought a box of each kind!"

"..." Qi Le said, "And then?"

"I was scared away," Yi Hang said with tears in his eyes, "I talked to him before, and I knew you were quite famous, so I took a taxi to find a bar, and after searching for two, I finally found gay, please help me, you said He has his eyes on me, right?"

Qi Le thought about it: "The possibility is very high."

"Why, he obviously dumped me!"

Qi Le looked at him: "I guess that person used to be too scheming, he didn't like it, and you are obedient and easy to raise, and you are quite an idiot. He is more cute than you."

Yi Hang went crazy: "Then what should I do now!"

"Where are your relatives in this body?"

"I don't know. I haven't seen them since he took over. I feel that they don't like me very much. Do you think there is something wrong with my previous character?"

"Maybe..." Qi Le said sympathetically, "You have no relatives now, and you don't have any survival skills. What else can you do except let him support you? Why don't you admit it?"

"No!" Yi Hang was angry, "I'd rather beg for food than get caught."

Qi Le nodded: "Your games, your anime, your potato chips..."

Yi Hang was stunned, and burst into tears: "I'm going to sell my kidney..."

"Come on," Qi Le educated, "He's taken a fancy to you now, if you don't want to, can he still rape you?"

Yi Hang thought for a while, then choked up: "Yes."

"..." Qi Le said, "Don't be so pessimistic, try to be tough, I think he is a very considerate person, and he shouldn't force you."

Yi Hang doubted: "...Really?"

"Probably," Qi Le hesitated, "How about...you try?"

Yi Hang shook his head violently: "I'm not going back, I'm staying with you today, please help me, those people who know me don't like me, those people I know don't know me now... If I go to a Taoist priest , he probably asked me to spend 20 yuan to buy a safe talisman, I really have nowhere to go..."

Qi Le pondered, he had plotted against this person last time, if it happened again, this idiot would probably have to go to Erquan to find out the truth, he nodded: "Okay, I will talk to my brother."

"You're such a good person!" Yi Hang's eyes lit up, "Then let's go now, I'm afraid that bastard will find him later."

"I don't know the way, let's go back together after my brother gets off work," Qi Le looked around, "Why don't you go to the lounge?"

Yi Hang nodded: "Alright."

Qi Le then sent the idiot to the lounge, chatted with him for a while, and then came out. It was open for business at the moment, and the bar was playing melodious piano music. He went to the bar and sat down, looking at the person playing the piano over there : "Why don't you play music with a faster tempo?"

The hypocrite responded: "When the time period from 06:30 to [-]:[-] is not high, there are fewer people, so the piano music will be played, and the music will be changed after [-]:[-]."

Qi Le pondered, thinking that he had to earn some living expenses, and his brother was working here, and the boss seemed pretty good. If he worked here, he shouldn't suffer a loss, so he asked, "Is there a shortage of piano players here?"

The hypocrite raised her eyebrows: "You will?"

Qi Le nodded and went to find the boss.The boss had lingering fears: "You still have this skill? Don't force it."

"I can't sing, but it doesn't mean I don't have a sense of music." Qi Le twitched the corner of his mouth, simply replaced the person over there, sat in front of the piano and played a simple piece of music. Although he didn't take the exam, but with his current ability , working in a bar is more than enough.

The boss, Ye Shuichuan and the puppet all surrounded him strangely. Ye Shuichuan asked, "When did you learn the piano?"

"Before," Qi Le lied and didn't write a draft, "I vaguely remember something, didn't I tell you guys?"

The three shook their heads.

"It doesn't matter, it's not too late to know now."

The boss thought for a while: "Anyway, you and the pianist took turns taking breaks before. Now you can play the piano instead of singing. You will go to work tomorrow."

Qi Le was in a very good mood to solve the livelihood problem for the time being. After sitting outside for a while, he went to accompany Yi Hang. The latter was startled and looked at him expectantly: "Shall we take a taxi back?"

"Okay, you pay the fare, I have to save money."

Yi Hang rummaged through his pockets, his shoulders slumped: "Probably not enough."

"Then just wait."

The two waited until almost midnight for Ye Shuichuan to get off work, and Qi Le spent a long time getting Ye Shuichuan to agree to live in Yihang, but the man's face was not very good all the way, and he slowed down a little when he saw the shop on the street, and turned the car Stopped and ordered: "You, go inside and buy a box of motherwort."

Qi Le: "..."

Yihang: "=口="

Yi Hang pitifully went to buy medicine, and the three returned to the apartment soon.

The elite man searched the man's previous home, school, and even Internet cafes, and he also found several McDonald's and KFC, but he couldn't find him. In the end, he couldn't find the man in the cemetery, but he still couldn't find it. He thought about it After reviewing the information, there was still no clue, so he couldn't help but fell into deep thought, thinking about the new people he met, and then he remembered Zheng Xiaoyuan, and immediately took out his mobile phone, found the number from the previous few days, and called Gu Bai.

Gu Bai couldn't sleep with Xiao Le in his arms tonight, it was when he was alone and unable to sleep, when he received the call, he was surprised: "He's not here with me, why?"

"Do you know where he lives? I think my wife might be with him."

"I know, I'll take you, where are you now? Am I looking for you, or are you looking for me?"

"In the cemetery, you give me the address, and I will find you."

Gu Bai glanced at the time: "...are you in the cemetery?"

The elite man was very calm: "Yes."

Gu Bai: "..."

When the elite man drove to Gu Bai's house just after midnight, Gu Bai got into the car and said, "If your wife isn't there, you can just leave. If she is, you can just carry her away and leave me alone."

The elite man raised his eyebrows: "It's not a good time to take a taxi."

There was a smile on the corner of Gu Bai's mouth: "So when someone sees you guys leaving me behind, he will invite me to stay with him and sleep for a night."