This World Has Gone Crazy

After Qi Le and the others returned to the apartment, they were ready to rest. Yi Hang tucked half of his body into the closet and looked through: "Fuck me, you are still a rich man. Look at the brands of these clothes. One piece is enough for me to buy a carload of potato chips." By the way, where are the pajama pants?"

"I don't know, it should be inside, you can look for it again," Qi Le sat on the bed, seeing that the already untidy wardrobe became more messy, suddenly helpless, "If you can't find it, don't wear it, go to sleep, anyway They are all men, are you still afraid to see them?"

Yi Hang was slightly startled, stood up and turned around: "That's right, you're not that bastard, I don't need to be on guard."

Qi Le looked at him sympathetically, thinking that you are really two hundred and five. If he is determined to want to fuck you, it doesn't matter if you wear a few more pants, okay? He raised his chin: "Fine."

Yi Hang took a look at the messy cabinet, and worked obediently. When he was almost cleaned up, Ye Shuichuan just came out of the bathroom, and he and Qi Le took turns taking a bath and getting ready to sleep.

"Don't sleep yet," Ye Shuichuan entered the door holding a cup, "Here, drink it, and lie down obediently after drinking it. If you dare to fall ill, I will send you to a mental hospital."

Yi Hang took the cup silently, drank it all under his gaze, and then lay down obediently without saying a word.Ye Shuichuan took a look, and then went out in peace.Listening to the knocking sound from the door, Qi Le looked down at someone, and asked hesitantly, "You said that you drank too much...would you also have menstruation?".

"You just have your period, and your whole family has it." Yi Hang looked at him angrily, gnashing his teeth in a low voice, "It's all your fault, if you didn't give me a bag of motherwort, I wouldn't have fallen into this situation !"

"Be content," Qi Le said very calmly, "You should be thankful that this is the medicine. If you take other medicines, you will be even worse. You will have problems sooner or later." He paused slightly, "Think about it, if I said that you not only like to drink Motherwort, I also like to pad sanitary napkins..."

Yihang: "=口=".

Yi Hang suddenly turned over to sleep, his face was pale, this person is too scary! .

Qi Le glanced at him and reached out to turn off the light.The night gradually quieted down, he felt a little fuzzy in consciousness, and he was about to fall into a deeper sleep, when he heard knocks on the door suddenly, he couldn't help frowning, and didn't move.Yi Hang is also confused at the moment: "...is there a voice?"

"Illusion, go to sleep."

"……Oh."

Ye Shuichuan let out a sigh of relief and floated out of the bedroom, standing at the door unhappily: "Who is it? Don't you sleep at night?"

"I, Gu Bai."

Ye Shuichuan was slightly taken aback, opened the door and saw that it was really him, and then saw the person beside him, instantly understood, pointed to the bedroom over there: "It's inside."

The elite man strode in without saying a word, and turned on the light. Yi Hang opened his eyes in a daze, and went crazy when he saw who was coming: "My God—" He shrank to the corner of the bed desperately, " This is not true ah ah!"

"Fuck!" Qi Le suddenly stood up, "I'm quarreling with your sister, I'll chop you up..." Halfway through his speech, he suddenly saw a few extra people, silenced his voice immediately, and looked at Yi Hang sympathetically.

The elite man was also looking at a certain idiot. The man was wearing the boxer underwear he bought with a strawberry pattern on it, and nothing else. His eyes darkened instantly, and he stretched out his hand calmly: "Hey, come here."

Yi Hang shook his head violently: "No, no, you just go away, I decided to sleep here, and then I will find a job tomorrow and be self-reliant..."

"Your ID card is in my hand, where do you go to find a job?" The elite man looked at him, "Don't make trouble, come here."

Yi Hang continued to shrink: "At worst, I'll go to the construction site to carry bricks...".

"I have a way to make them not charge you.".

"..." Yi Hang muttered softly, "You are really nothing."

"Ok?"

"No, nothing..."

"Good, come here."

Yi Hang looked at him, and tentatively moved towards that side: "That pile of condoms... did you buy it?"

"Bought."

Yi Hang immediately retracted and did not move.Qi Le heard it clearly, and immediately the corner of his mouth twitched, confirming once again that the elite man is not an ordinary person, his mother, his wife has disappeared, and he can still buy condoms without changing his face.

The elite man stared at the man calmly for a while, strode forward, pulled him over under his horrified eyes, and clasped him tightly in his arms, his voice was very gentle: "Come home with me."

"I don't... um..."

The elite man didn't wait for him to finish, he pinched his chin and kissed him, the tip of his tongue unceremoniously poked in and stirred, and finally withdrew and coaxed: "Let's go, go home."

"No... um..."

The elite man withdrew again, wiping the water on his lips: "Let's go.".

"No, don't... um..."

The elite man licked his lips unsatisfactorily, and stared at him calmly, calmly, and steadily.

Yi Hang opened his mouth, then opened his mouth again, tears streaming down his face, Nima didn't even let him speak, there is no way to be king!

The elite man was finally satisfied and patted his head: "That's good, let's go home."

Back to your sister, I'll x your whole family!Yi Hang roared in his heart with grief and anger, nestled on the bed pitifully, then suddenly thought of someone, immediately looked for hope, and then asked blankly: "Where is Zheng Xiaoyuan?"

The elite man handed him the clothes and pinched his chin again, with calm eyes and gentle encouragement: "What do you want to do with him?"

If it's something you don't want to hear, am I about to get kissed again?Yi Hang choked up: "Why not..."

The elite man nodded: "Good girl, let's get dressed."

Yi Hang started to wear it angrily, and continued to look around, but he still couldn't see the man. He looked at the other two present and asked with his eyes.Gu Bai suppressed a smile and said nothing.Ye Shuichuan was sitting on the bedside, breathing lazily, not looking at him at all.

Qi Le leaned against the pillow, hugged Ye Shuichuan's thigh, nestled in the gap between the big bed and the bedside table, swallowed in shock, and lay down to wipe. Fortunately, he hid in time, otherwise the two hundred and five would use the truth as a threat to save himself. He, or let Gu Bai hear some thoughtless words, then he is really doomed, but when the two hundred and five get dressed and walk around the big bed to go out, they will definitely see him, what should we do then?I knew that he should run away when the elite man entered the door, but now it's too late to think about anything.

He raised his head silently, just in time to meet Gu Bai's gaze

Gu Bai looked at him nestled there in soft pajamas, looked at himself pitifully, really wanted to pull him into his arms and rub him hard, but now he could only bear it, he slowly went over and leaned against the bedside table, Use your legs to block what's left of someone.

Hello!Qi Le almost wanted to hold his leg and cry.

The elite man saw that his wife was dressed similarly, so he spared the big bed and came to Ye Shuichuan. Then he saw someone nestled in the gap, paused, and said calmly: "This is my business card. If he comes to stay overnight again in the future , just call me."

Ye Shuichuan responded: "I will."

Qi Le immediately grabbed his eldest brother's trouser legs and reached out for his business card. He had to see the name of this abnormal elite man. Ye Shuichuan knew what he meant and threw it to him. The latter took a look and saw The three characters in the middle are Lu Yanbin.

Seeing that a certain bastard had gone there, Yi Hang lifted his pants, his face turned pale, and he slowly rubbed his bare feet towards the door, preparing to escape for his life.Lu Yanbin glanced back: "Are you finished?"

"No..." Yi Hang shivered, "I'm going to the bathroom to pee..."

Lu Yanbin nodded: "I'll take you there and watch you pee."

"..." Yi Hang said, "No, no, no, I can..."

Lu Yanbin turned a deaf ear and went out together with him, then saw his wife was about to run towards the door, so he grabbed his waist and put her in her arms, and said calmly, "The toilet is over there."

Yi Hang: "..."

Lu Yanbin didn't mind his silence, so he hugged him horizontally, and told him by the way: "Don't make noise or scream, it's night now."

Yi Hang completely resigned to his fate, choked up: "Then you let me down, I will go by myself, I haven't put on my shoes yet!"

"I don't need the shoes anymore." Lu Yanbin left after finishing speaking, and went home happily with his wife in his arms.

"It seems to have gone downstairs." Gu Bai stepped aside a little, and asked in order to delay the time for the two people to go away, "What are you doing hiding?"

Naturally, Qi Le couldn't say that he was afraid of being threatened by Erbaiwu, so he gave a dry cough and got up: "It's hard for me, an outsider, to take care of the young couple's affairs."

Gu Bai nodded: "Then I'm leaving."

"Why are you leaving?" Ye Shuichuan said immediately, "What time is it, why don't you stay overnight and leave tomorrow."

Gu Bai shook his head: "No."

"Stay here," Ye Shuichuan continued to persuade, "it's inconvenient to go back so late."

"It's okay, I came here in his car," Gu Bai said for a while, guessing that the time was about the same, he turned and went to the living room, stood in front of the window and looked down. Helpless, "They forgot about me."

Qi Le followed to the living room, and the corners of her mouth twitched when she heard this, she dared to love that man who didn't care about anything as long as his wife.

"I didn't bring my wallet, lend me some money, I'll take a taxi."

"Is there still a car at this time?" Qi Le looked at him, "Or you can stay and sleep in the same room with me.

Gu Bai was silent, obviously hesitant.

"I sleep very honestly, and you know that," Qi Le pulled him into the house, "stay here, and leave tomorrow."

Being pulled by him, Gu Bai was in a particularly good mood, but he sighed lightly on his face, and reluctantly agreed: "Okay then."

The two went back to the bedroom, Qi Le looked at the messy big bed, and simply made the bed in the past, Ye Shuichuan had already left, and then came back, and handed the things in his hand to Gu Bai: "Give it to Xiaoyuan, I put it here. No more, let's put it in his room." After he finished speaking, he left and closed the door with a click.

Qi Le looked up: "What?"

Carrying a bottle of lubricating oil and a few condoms, Gu Bai turned around and looked at him calmly.

Qi Le: "=口=!!!"