This World Has Gone Crazy

The dummy put her hands on her hips and reprimanded Babyface, who bowed her head and said nothing, her shoulders twitched, obviously crying.Qi Le looked at them, then at Ye Shuichuan, and asked softly, "Brother, was I the same as him before?"

Ye Shuichuan put the box away: "He just started it recently, and you have been going on for four years."

"..." Qi Le said, "I'm really aggrieved, why don't you beat me to death?"

"I almost didn't want to care about you at that time, but you suddenly became enlightened," Ye Shuichuan smiled and leaned over, happily holding his face and kissing him hard, "Yes, keep this state, wait for you to change back I will smoke again."

Qi Le wiped his face firmly: "You said what was in his head and me before? I can't understand the thinking of this kind of person at all."

"Hey, it's actually something like this," Ye Shuichuan leaned on the car with his arms crossed, thought for a while, and was old-fashioned, "It's not easy to say."

You just say you don’t know and it becomes thank you, Qi Le twitched the corners of his mouth, looked at the two people again, and asked curiously: "Is it so hard to be a brother? Do you care so much?"

"You mean Xiaoshu?" Ye Shuichuan looked over, "He's not such a kind person, that's really his younger brother, half-brother, so take more care, otherwise he won't care about that bitch's life or death."

"So there is a blood relationship," Qi Le turned his head, "What about you, why are you so kind to me?"

"Because I think you and I are quite similar, both of you are out of the closet, you are both silly and innocent," Ye Shuichuan paused slightly, "Don't look at me with that look, I'm not that cheap."

"...Okay," Qi Le asked, "I came out because things got serious. What are you doing when you come out?"

"I don't want to have a false marriage or a fraudulent marriage. Of course I came out, but the main reason is that I have a boyfriend. I was a freshman at the time, and after I came out, I was kicked out by my family and severed the relationship," Ye Shuichuan said softly, " I remember you said that you only like Ning Xiao in this life, and you will only give your body to him. Although they all think you are stupid, I thought so before. I originally planned to give myself to my boyfriend after I came out of the closet. But when I was kicked out to pack up and go back to school, he had already decided to go abroad. Before he left, he said that he wanted to have sex with me once. I thought I liked him anyway, so I would give it to him the first time, but I couldn’t say it. .”

Qi Le was surprised: "Why?"

Ye Shuichuan sneered: "Because I found out that he drugged me, he didn't intend to let me go back that night."

Qi Le was stunned: "...and then?"

Ye Shuichuan smiled: "I kicked him in the crotch, slapped him again, ran out and bumped into someone outside, and finally had sex with that person in a daze, when I woke up the next day he He's gone, and I don't even know what he looks like."

Qi Le is speechless.

"Actually, I'm very happy that Ning Xiao can bother you so much, that's better than playing with you," Ye Shuichuan rubbed his head, "But I'm even happier that you're enlightened now, and I'll be more careful in the future. If someone bullies you, come to me. Brother help you."

Qi Le felt that this person was really kind to him. After he was hospitalized, none of the younger brothers of the original owner came to see him. Only this person was with him. He was immediately moved and hugged him: "Brother, you will be my real brother from now on." Ah hello!"

Ye Shuichuan patted him on the back with a smile.

What Gu Bai came down from upstairs was to see this scene. His eyes turned cold, and he was immediately upset, but he didn't have the position to explode. He could only comfort himself that one of the two is zero, and the other will be zero sooner or later. , but even so he was still upset, so he stared at them coldly and coughed dryly.

Ye Shuichuan looked at him, understood immediately, let go of someone and threw him forward, directly into Gu Bai's arms.

Qi Le was caught off guard and screamed out in fright: "Oh my god——"

Gu Bai happily caught him, handed the bag to Ye Shuichuan, lowered his head and asked indifferently, "Are you all right?"

"It's okay," Qi Le patted his heart, almost forgetting that his brother is fine, but a little nervous, he twitched the corner of his mouth, "Don't worry, he's just like that."

Gu Bai nodded and changed the subject: "That's the last bag, everything has been moved."

"Well, then I'm leaving, thank you today." Qi Le waved his hand, ready to get in the car, but when he turned around, he found that Ye Shuichuan had already greeted the puppet girl and the baby, and turned around to leave on fire. He went crazy instantly and ran to chase the car : "Brother, and me, what should I do?!"

Ye Shuichuan asked in surprise through the car window: "Shouldn't you take Gu Bai's car?"

"He and I are innocent, it would be nice if he could come and help me move?!"

"Isn't the moving done yet? Let him follow and help you carry your luggage up, and we'll have a meal together at noon." Ye Shuichuan touched his head, "You've clearly enlightened, why are you still so stupid, you have to be careful Be sure, that's it." After he finished speaking, he stepped on the accelerator and threw him away in an instant.

Qi Le: "..."

Damn, that's my car, is there anything?Is there any reason? !

Qi Le turned her head stiffly, and asked dryly: "Then what... are you busy? If you have something to do, go first, I will take a taxi by myself..."

Gu Bai looked at his innocent little eyes, wishing he could carry him home, he looked at him indifferently, and said mercifully, "Come up."

Qi Le was immediately happy, and Le Dian passed away.

Gu Bai reversed the car, glanced at the apartment for the last time before turning the corner, and turned away. He quickly caught up with Ye Shuichuan, followed slowly, and crossed several streets to the man's apartment. Before driving into the community, he I took a special look at the name and remembered it firmly.

A few people helped move the things upstairs, and then the puppet and Babyface left. Gu Bai stood in the living room and looked at it. He thought it was okay, it was better than living with Ning Xiao, but he had to find a way to make Xiao Le happy as soon as possible. To live with him is to be at ease.

Ye Shuichuan helped Qi Le pack up his things briefly, looked at the time, and wanted to invite Gu Bai to lunch. Gu Bai knew that Xiao Le had changed his body now, and he would probably have a lot of contact with this person in the future, so he had to have sex with this person. Good relationship, he pretended to refuse twice, and finally reluctantly agreed to this person's warm invitation.The three of them found a place to have a peaceful meal, Gu Bai had no reason to stay any longer, so he had to leave.The remaining two went back to the apartment to chat, Ye Shuichuan taught: "Gu Bai is absolutely reliable, you are right to follow him."

Qi Le had no choice but to listen silently, and finally couldn't take it anymore, so he went to sleep.He slept deeply, and it was past four o'clock when he woke up again. He sat on the bed in a daze for a while, and then was dragged out by Ye Shuichuan for dinner.

Qi Le sat in the car, surprised: "Where is this going?"

"Take you to the bar to familiarize yourself with the environment. Your injury is almost healed. The boss said that you can work." Ye Shuichuan concentrated on driving, "Now many people are waiting to see you."

Qi Le blinked, then blinked again: "I lost my memory, I forgot how to sing."

"Try it, your voice is so good, you can learn it now."

I used to have a good voice, but if I can’t sing, I can’t sing. I can even sing the national anthem out of tune... Qi Le said sincerely: "You will regret it, I really can’t sing..."

"Let's talk later."

The two soon came to the gay shop. It was not open yet, and the boss just woke up, and he was immediately happy to see him: "Xiaoyuan is here, let me see, you are all right, start working tomorrow?"

Qi Le hesitated and said that he couldn't, the boss couldn't help laughing: "Isn't it just amnesia, how could I forget to sing, come here, turn on the microphone, go up and sing and sing."

Before Qi Le could react, he was pulled up, and a group of staff looked at him encouragingly: "Sing a song."

Qi Le stood for a long while, and then choked out a sentence: "Two tigers, two tigers run fast, run fast, yo, Cheek is making trouble..."

The boss was silent for two seconds: "Yes, there is a rhythm, change to another song, don't read the words, just sing."

Qi Le took a breath, looked at the people below, and nodded: "Okay, don't regret it, you are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me keep you with my heart, oh, stay~"

The boss was drinking water, and he was the first one to spray water. The others were all messed up. Only Ye Shuichuan nodded in praise and said, "Anyone who can sing is not good at tune, but also a skill!"

Qi Le: "..."

The boss wiped his mouth, went up and patted him on the shoulder kindly, with a gentle face on his face: "Hey, take a good rest before you recover, don't force it."

Qi Le: "..."

Qi Le silently went down to find a place to sit. Seeing them busy, he realized that Ye Shuichuan was actually a DJ. The bar opened at 06:30, and there was no one there. He looked around, but saw the puppet girl with a baby face. up.

"You're here too, come and sit with us." The pseudo-mother sat at the bar and waved to him.

Qi Le was silent for a moment, got up and went over, but saw the baby's face and eyes were red, talking to himself, suddenly surprised: "What is he doing?"

"I'm helping him get rid of his slavishness and become a queen," the pseudo-mother replied, kicking the person next to her, "I'll listen to you."

Baby face with red eyes open, expressionless: "You...what are you, I...no, I tell you, if I miss you again in the future, I will write my name upside down..."

"Be more imposing," the pseudo-mother taught, "keep practicing, and tell Ning Xiao so when he comes."

The baby face choked up: "Can he really look at me in this way?"

"Really," the pseudonym pointed out, "you can see that he is a good example."

Qi Le: "..."

The baby face looked at him, and nodded with a sob.

"Go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and say, go."

Babyface sniffed, turned and walked away.The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched: "Do you really think Ning Xiao is willing to talk to him?"

The hypocrite cut her voice: "What do you know, it's better to ignore it."

Qi Le: "..."

The hypocrite hummed a ditty, looked around leisurely, and occasionally greeted passers-by, Qi Le raised her eyebrows: "Are you working here too?"

"Well, I don't have my class today."

"Then what are you doing?"

"Look at the people, they are all handsome guys, look at that," the pseudonym pointed not far away, "It looks so good, you look down and see his bird, tsk tsk."

"..." Qi Le said, "You just want to see people?"

"There are also birds," the pseudo-mother educated, "there will be more people in a while, and many people wearing leggings are all birds. Just watch."

Qi Le: "..."

"Isn't this Xiaoyuan?" The handsome bartender came over with a smile, "What do you want to drink, my treat, cocktail, beer or juice, Xiaoyuan?"

"Ah?" Qi Le came back to his senses, "Oh, let's have a cup of bird."

femboy:"……"

Bartender: "..."

Qi Le digested it for a second, and asked purely: "...What did I just say?"

The bartender came back to his senses, smiled at him ambiguously, and took out small, medium and large cups: "Then Xiaoyuan, what size bird do you want?"

Qi Le: "..."

The hypocrite was lying on the bar and laughing, but at this moment, she glanced at the door and sat upright: "Someone is here, is he a handsome guy... Hey, why do I feel familiar?"

Qi Le looked over, and instantly met an idiot's face, and the man obviously saw him, and ran over quickly: "It's great to see you!"

Qi Le was horrified: "Fuck, how did you find it?!"

Yi Hang grabbed his collar, his face pale: "I'll talk about this later, save me, save me, that bastard wants to explode my ass!"

Qi Le: "..."