Violence and Pro Guide

The tangled number one man in the universe was sad and sad for an hour, and finally fell asleep in extreme fatigue.

In his dream, he returned to the smoggy planet Baker, wandering alone in the twig-clad forest, the thin white nightgown on his body was soaked in the mist, sticking to his body coolly, looking up, he could see the towering pagoda in the distance tip.

Why am I back at Baker Palace again?Qiao Dongliang looked around in fear, and the wound on his heart that was burned by Jonas began to hurt again. His first reaction was to call Jack's name: "Su Jieke!"

No one answered, and the words were swallowed up by the dense fog as soon as they were spoken. Qiao Dongliang became more and more distressed, and the back of his clothes was instantly drenched in cold sweat.At this moment, a familiar footstep sounded behind him, Qiao Dongliang was like a drowning man grabbing a life-saving straw, and turned his head suddenly: "Su Jieke!"

Su Jieke stopped two or three meters away, looking at him with his hands folded in his trouser pockets.

"Why am I here? Didn't you take me to Haichao?" Qiao Dongliang wanted to walk over, but the pain in his chest was so severe that he couldn't move a step. He stretched out his hand to him, someone who would come to help him normally This time, he remained motionless, and only said lightly, "I sent you back, I want to return you to Jonas."

"Why, why? He will kill me!" Qiao Dongliang was in a hurry, and walked over, "Didn't we agree to cooperate as an undercover agent?"

"It's dangerous to be an undercover agent. Maybe I will be killed by King Muli soon. You don't like me, so why take risks with me." Su Jieke smiled sadly and said, "And you Your wedding date has come, I will send you back to get married, your fiancé will come to pick you up soon, I wish you a happy life forever."

"Happy sister! I don't want to make a wedding, I'd rather die with you!" Qiao Dongliang was furious when he heard the word "marriage", and walked in his direction at a faster pace. But for some reason, the thicker and thicker fog made the They are farther and farther apart.

"Su Jieke, don't go!" Qiao Dongliang yelled, enduring the severe pain in his heart and staggering wildly, but Su Jieke's face in his vision became more and more blurred, and only his familiar indifferent voice was heard from a distance: "Since you If you don't like me, don't follow me anymore, and don't suck my blood anymore, I'm gone, just pretend you never knew me."

As his words dissipated, the romantic and poignant background music suddenly sounded faintly, and it turned out to be the familiar "Goodbye, My Lover". MV shooting scene.

"Aren't you mistaken, playing this kind of song at this time is a fool!" Qiao Dongliang was embarrassed and thunderous, but he heard Jack's voice saying: "I played this song for myself, goodbye, we will never die in the future." If you can't be a lover, you can't even be a friend."

"You, don't go!" Qiao Dongliang couldn't help being angry and anxious when he thought that he would never see him again, and that he would be imprisoned by a man he didn't know forever. He ran after his voice and shouted, " I ran away from marriage well, it was you who insisted on arresting me, why did you drive me away... well, the contract is my fault, can I, I apologize? At worst, I can't bear to suck your blood, you Don't leave me behind!"

His voice was dry and hoarse, and it was horrible to mix it with the background music, but at this moment, he couldn't care about his self-esteem, taste, and anything else, and he just wanted to catch up with Jack's footsteps: "Stop! Jack! I, I..." It's not that I don't like you!This sentence didn't come out, just waving it in his mind woke him up with fright.

"Ah!" Qiao Dongliang yelled and opened his eyes, gasping for breath. It took a long time to realize that it was just a dream, and he was still staying in Haichao's dormitory.The chest pain was real, and when I lowered my head, I saw Yuanfang curled up on top of him, sound asleep, with her claws digging at his chest, right where the scar was not healed.

The chest must have been suppressed to have such a nightmare!Qiao Dongliang's face was flushed and he was sweating profusely. He silently found an excuse for the absurd thought in the dream at the last moment, picked up Yuan Fang's feathers and threw it away: "You bastard, don't sleep on me!"

The little bird yawned sleepily: "Jack is not here again, what's the point of letting me sleep, cheapskate."

"Sleep with your sister! I tell you to get out of the way, it's none of Jack's business!"

"When you need it, give them Snickers bars, and if you don't need them, tell them to 'get away'." Yuan Fang pecked at his feathers resentfully, "You hypocritical Baker, why did Jack fall in love with you? !"

"Rare!" Qiao Dongliang became annoyed, took off his sweaty T-shirt and threw it on its head, went to the bathroom to take a shower, Yuan Fang struggled to jump out of the dirty clothes, lowered his head and sniffed: "Hey, it smells the same as Jack, Sure enough, a combination can change the body odor."

"Henima's body!" A toothbrush flew out of the bathroom and hit Yuanfang's head accurately. The bird screamed and flew away with fluttering wings: "Human beings are too violent, I'd better go back and find Youai the koala."

As soon as Qiao Dongliang washed off the foam on his body, the doorbell rang, and he went out wearing a bathrobe. The logistics supervisor looked at him with a smile on his face and said, "Mr. Liang, someone who claimed to be a financial officer sent a bill , please sign for it."

Qiao Dongliang looked down and was dumbfounded. He counted several times in the column of "total price" before he could count the series of zeros: "This is... what?"

"It's compensation." The three-eyed aunt pointed to the title of the bill, slid her finger down and scanned the detailed list, "The list is here, what wine cabinet, bar, tables and chairs... By the way, where are you?" What's going on there, how did you ruin so many things?"

It’s really a leaky house and it’s raining continuously. Qiao Dongliang just remembered the fight he had with Jack yesterday. The price of accompanying two bottles of wine was not low. "Wait a minute, I'll make a call."

"It's okay." The three-eyed aunt said with a smile, "but I'm not talking about you, young man. Bungee is just different from other places. Losing money is a trivial matter, but getting into trouble with Sister Yun is a big deal. In Haichao, everyone has to pay for it." She has three points of face, and Wang is no exception."

"I see, thank you for reminding me." Qiao Dongliang could only nod his head obediently, went back to the bedroom to find his mobile phone, and dialed Jack's phone bravely, and answered after a ring: "What's wrong?"

"Yes, I have something to tell you." Qiao Dongliang stammered, after all, it's too despicable to ask someone for money after he refused, "Someone sent a bill, saying that I smashed a lot of money last night. thing……"

"Just sign it, and I'll transfer the money to them." Jack said in a flat tone.

"Yes, I'm sorry." Qiao Dongliang felt guilty and shameless, and said in a low voice, "I will work hard, and the money will be deducted from my share in the future, or some interest can be added."

Jack was silent for a while, and said: "I also have a share of the broken things. It's not all your fault. I should pay for it."

"No, no, it's all my fault. It's because I drank too much and went crazy..." Qiao Dongliang is a typical soft eater. If Jack reprimands him at this time, his emotions may rebound a bit. The more gentle and considerate he is, the more ashamed he will be.

"It's because of my bad attitude. I shouldn't provoke you at that time. My attitude is too rough." Jack said lightly, paused and lowered his voice, "It won't happen in the future."

"I..." Qiao Dongliang held the phone and didn't know what to say, when he said "That's it", the communication was hung up.

The two who have known each other for so long and have never apologized to each other said all their apologies at once. Jack on the phone was calm and polite, and he could even be said to be a gentleman, but Qiao Dongliang felt extremely uncomfortable in his heart. He would rather He scolded himself head and face as usual, idiot, idiot, protein, idiot, everything is fine, so don't be so distant and polite.

The more Jack was like this, the more terrified he became. He was never really afraid of how Jack beat and scolded him before, because he knew that the guy would still tie himself to his side domineeringly after beating and scolding him, like a food protector. Tell the world "it's mine" with a fierce bluff like your own dog, not just because of the contract.

Now, Jack is expressing the end of this relationship in various ways, telling him politely and politely: You are free.Except for the contract, there is nothing left between them, just like what he said in the dream - if you can't be a lover, you shouldn't even be a friend.

You shake M, isn't freedom good?This should be the case between men, maintaining a simple contractual relationship is more in line with our identities!Qiao Dongliang tried hard to convince himself, went back to the door and signed his name on the bill: "Please return the bill to them, and the money will be transferred later."

"Okay." The three-eyed aunt put away the bill and said, "It's almost time for lunch. I didn't see you out for dinner this morning. Mr. Jack is still looking for you everywhere. Don't be late this time."

"Thank you, I see." Qiao Dongliang now wants to hit the wall when he hears his name.

Going back to the bedroom and changing clothes, it was almost time. Qiao Dongliang picked up the lunch box that Jack had brought back. The porridge was already cold. He took a spoonful and tasted it. He added his favorite sweet-scented osmanthus sugar in it—actually a kind of jalapeno Mineral sugar, a specialty of the Horse Galaxy, tastes very similar to the sweet-scented osmanthus sugar on Earth—Jack is very careful in this regard, and can often remember what he likes at a time.

After taking two sips in silence, it was too cold and his stomach began to feel uncomfortable. Qiao Dongliang put down the lunch box, sighed, and planned to go to the restaurant to eat some hot food. This is not a bloody romance drama.

It was too early, and there was no one in the restaurant. Qiao Dongliang made a hearty meal, sat down in a corner, and planned to turn his grief and anger into food. He ate hungrily for a while, and suddenly a person sat opposite him with a plate. : "Brother Liang, why didn't you come down to eat in the morning?"

Dressed up like a pink peach blossom, Nana sits down gracefully, looking at the sky-shattering food on her sweetheart's plate, she can't help but admire it, it really is a big appetite!

"Well, I overslept." Qiao Dongliang replied casually. Although he knew that Nai Nai was a fake mother before, but because the visuals were too realistic, he still had a bit of a daydream. Today, I don't know why, but he is particularly awkward. Sure enough, a man should still be like Jack. Domineering Qi is more comfortable.

Wait, why do you always think of him? Forget it, forget it, Qiao Dongliang silently brainwashed himself in his heart: The fake mother is so wonderful when she sees the fake mother croaking!

"What's wrong with you? You look so bad?" Nana thoughtfully served him soup and peeled fruit, "Has Jack bullied you again? He said earlier that he would move in with me, anyway, Kafka is used to his bad temper." , let him continue to endure."

Who told you to mention him!Qiao Dongliang was going crazy, the spoon was scraping on the iron plate.Looking at his face, Nana knew that she had guessed right. She couldn't help scolding the damn curly hair ten thousand times in her heart, and changed the subject: "Recently, your injury has almost healed, right? Dad said that the next regular meeting will be I have arranged work for you, let's go crazy on the nearby big planet before we start work."

"No, I have other things." Qiao Dongliang shook his head and refused, his mind was full of how to pay back the money and love owed to others, "Nai Nai, can you dance?"

"Yeah? Yes." Nana said happily, "Why do you want to hold a dance? I can be your dance partner."

"No, I just want to participate in the Dance King Contest of Cha Cha Cha, and I need to find a teacher." Now that things are up to now, the spy work must be done first. Qiao Dongliang remembered what Sister Yun had promised him, and cheered up, "You help Help me Nana, I want to be the champion."

"Ah? Why?" Nana looked at him in surprise. Although it was undeniable that her sweetheart was a handsome guy, but at first glance, he looked like a sunny, vigorous and energetic guy in the sports department, and he really didn't look like a handsome guy in the dance department.

"Don't ask, anyway, I have to be a champion." Qiao Dongliang put down his spoon and said, "Can you help me find a crash teacher? I don't have much foundation, and I don't have much time."

A sweetheart's request cannot be refused, so Nana nodded immediately: "No problem, I'll help you find it after dinner...but what dance do you want to dance?"

Qiao Dongliang thought for a long time, then asked: "What dance do you think is easier to win the championship?"

"Of course it's sex dance, a pole show belly dance." Nana said without hesitation, "The hotter the audience, the more votes will be given."

"Yan, Yanwu?" Qiao Dongliang shuddered, how could a man dance Yanwu?I imagined myself dancing a pole dance in hot pants, and my facial features twitched.

"That's right, this is the only way to win by surprise." Nana looked up and down his shapely and slender figure fieryly, her eyes seemed to have stripped off his T-shirt and trousers, "Brother Liang, you can do it! The legs are so long, the waist is so thin, the buttocks are so up..."

"Stop it!" Qiao Dongliang couldn't bear to listen to such cruel compliments. He closed his eyes and turned his heart, "Okay, let's do it this way. I can't do the belly dance, so just use the pole. Remember to find a teacher for me." It's too difficult to shake the buttocks, so it shouldn't be difficult to climb the pole, right?Isn't it just like a monkey climbing up and down and turning around in circles?

Qiao Dongliang stuffed the food indiscriminately, and went back to the dormitory to rest. Nana saw his back leaving the restaurant, turned on the mobile phone and dialed Biao Chacha's number: "Sister Yun? I'm Nana, are you going to hold a dance king competition... no , I don’t want to participate, but I want to sponsor the competition, I offer 1 gold coins, but I have a request... No, I don’t follow the rules of the dance king, I want to be the default champion... One more thing, besides the prize money, the competition must be added A mysterious reward... No, it's not from the stone toad and tarantula, so keep it secret for now, and I'll tell you when the prize is presented!"

After getting an affirmative answer, Nana hung up the phone and stomped her feet excitedly with her fists clenched: "I'm going to give myself away as a prize, this time it's up to you how you refuse, ohhhhhh!"

Because the high-ranking boys who were late from the meeting had just entered the restaurant, Kafka looked at Nana with blood on his face in surprise, and muttered: "What prize? Why is he smiling like this."

Jack frowned and glanced at the puppet girl, without saying a word, he went straight to the dining cabinet.