Violence and Pro Guide

Zuo Ming is king.

Looking at the photo of the classic CP who went all the way to the outer galaxy, Qiao Dongliang realized that he had been confessed for the first time in his life.

Holding Su Jieke's mobile phone, he couldn't believe his eyes. In the past 20 years, he was the only one who confessed to others, and he never succeeded. Now a miracle happened, and he finally ushered in the first pursuit in his life. By.

But this suitor is a little too outrageous, right?Not to mention the gender deviation, the key is manic personality, professional thriller, and unknown human and animal.Chrysanthemum is not the only one who is unlucky with this kind of person, maybe he will lose his life... Qiao Dongliang is full of bullshit, and really regrets why he turned on someone's mobile phone to look at it. Curiosity really killed the cat.

Fortunately, the curly hair is not here now, so it should be too late to restore the phone to its original state and pretend not to see it?Qiao Dongliang's first reaction was not to refuse or to agree but to escape. He hurriedly reduced the image to point X. Unfortunately, because he was too nervous, he accidentally dropped the phone on the ground. Just as he bent down to pick it up, his eyelids suddenly twitched. When he lifted up again, the tragedy happened. up.

Su Jieke was so alive that he came back at this time, with an insulated lunch box in his hand.

The curly-haired uncle seems a little different today, his hair has been tidied, and his clothes are well-dressed. The black shirt has three buttons open at the neckline, revealing his sexy collarbone and chest muscles slightly, and the soot-worn slacks set off Slender and fit legs, a thick leather belt on the strong waist of the male dog, and even the folds of the clothes have a kind of sexy that makes people imagine.

Who is he dressing up so flamboyantly for? See the mother-in-law?Blind date?Qiao Dongliang habitually vomited inwardly, halfway through the vomit, he realized that he might be the target of Sao Baojun's peacock, and was instantly embarrassed.He lowered his head and took a look at himself—a white T-shirt like tofu skin was softly wrapped around his body, the gray slacks were too long, and more than an inch was under his feet, half of the clothes around his waist came out of the belt, and the other half was still tied In the waistband, how decadent and decadent you want to be.

well!The opponent hasn't acted yet, and it seems that he has lost the momentum... Qiao Dongliang thought in frustration.

But Fan Li is in the eye of the beholder. In Jack's eyes, even if he is decadent like a cat suffering from skin ringworm, he can also be successfully interpreted as cute and cute.

Their eyes met, their lower eyelids trembled unnaturally, and finally Jack broke the embarrassment: "Where did you go? I thought you were at the restaurant, but Nana said that you never showed up."

"Hehe." Qiao Dongliang smiled stiffly, "I, I woke up in the morning and suddenly remembered the Snickers bar I promised to give Yuanfang yesterday, so I went to the Sky Forest to look for it, hehe, you can't break your promise... the bird. "

"Hey?" The little bird who was eating a Snickers bar looked up, "Yesterday? Did you have it?"

Qiao Dongliang turned his head and gave it a look of "no one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak". The little bird, who didn't know the truth, shook his eyebrows and began to eat hard again.

"That's it." Jack was skeptical, when did you have such a deep relationship with Yuan Fang?Raising the lunch box in his hand, "Have you had breakfast? I brought you some porridge. Yesterday you... your stomach may not be feeling well. You'd better eat something easy to digest."

"Hehe..." Did you finally get to the point?Qiao Dongliang's smirk became even stiffer, "Y-what happened yesterday? Why, why does my stomach feel bad?"

"?" Jack paused when he opened the lunch box, then turned his head, "What do you mean? Don't you remember the cards in hand?"

"What, what hand?" Qiao Dongliang felt a little weak when he was stared at by his big black and shiny eyes, but the matter has come to this point and he can only continue acting, "Hehe, I have no impression at all."

Jack stared at him for a moment, his sharp eyes seemed to pierce him through: "I really don't remember? I don't remember how I got back from jumping? How did I lie on the bed?"

"..." Qiao Dongliang didn't dare to look at him, so he could only bite the bullet and shake his head, avoiding his eyes by the way.Jack closed the lid of the lunch box, walked over and looked at him judgementally: "Look at me and say, you really don't remember what happened last night?"

He stood in front of him, slightly bowed, condescending, with lingering eyes, and his straight brows raised slightly, carrying the unique hostility when he was about to get angry.Sweat was pouring out of Qiao Dongliang's forehead, and he unconsciously tilted his neck back and tightened his jaw, as if a lying child was trembling slightly in front of an authoritative teacher: "No, don't remember..."

Before the words of denial were finished, Jack suddenly reached out and grabbed his shoulder and pressed it down. Qiao Dongliang yelled unexpectedly, the part under his butt that was ravaged last night felt a dull pain, and the circles of his eyes were instantly red.

Although the bed is covered with mattresses, because they usually like to sleep on hard beds, the mattress hardness is adjusted very high. Qiao Dongliang's chrysanthemum is swollen and painful. It was very reluctant to sit on it. Voice.

"Does the chrysanthemum hurt?" Jack asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Ju, Ju, your sister!" Qiao Dongliang sat sideways with half of his buttocks. Although he had scolded the black-bellied curly hair 180 times in his heart, he still firmly remembered the script he had determined before, and said with pain, "What happened? Why does my butt hurt?"

Really forgot?No way?The reaction of his pupils doesn't look like he's really lost his memory... Jack was confused by the consummate acting skills of his little wife, and couldn't help but have some doubts about his previous judgment. He reached out and pinched his chin, and straightened his face to him, Looking straight into his eyes: "Well, to tell you the truth, you were fucked by me last night."

Paralyzed you were fucked by me!How dare you tell such a shameless lie!The corner of Qiao Dongliang's mouth twitched. Although he had rehearsed all possible lines on the way back, he hadn't guessed this trick at all. He didn't know how to dismantle it for a while, so he looked at him blankly: "What?"

His first reaction has already explained everything, Jack let go of his hand, turned around with no expression on his face: "I'm joking, last night you swallowed Chacha's locker hand card, and Chrysanthemum was injured a little bit in order to get it out smoothly, It doesn't matter if you're fine, just rest for a day or two." I gritted my teeth silently in my heart: You actually pretended to have amnesia for me, it's really you, don't you think you can fool my eyes by doing this?Then I have learned from dogs in so many years of polygraph training!

Is this... is it fooling around?Qiao Dongliang looked at the oppressive back of the curly-haired uncle with trembling eyes. He couldn't imagine that he believed his words so easily. He didn't dare to move or run for a while, so he could only sit sideways stiffly. Over there.

With his back turned to him, Jack twisted the lid of the lunch box viciously, nearly smoothing out the threads of the screw - did he really feel disgusted?In order not to face the spring breeze last night, he actually thought up such a bloody scene of amnesia, am I that bad?Where am I?Not handsome enough?Not good enough taste?Not gentle in bed?joke!Fighting against father and mother, fighting for background, how am I not as good as that fake mother of Nana?

Straight man's heart, sea needle, doesn't he just like women?What's so good about a woman?Where is the cuteness?Mu pectoralis Mujiji, after decades of research, I haven't noticed anything!Isn't it just about having a baby?But there is nothing to worry about, as long as you are raped by me a few times, you can still give birth, and we are interracial, the genes must be more optimized, our personalities are so manly, the next generation will definitely not appear like Kafka heresy...

Uncle Curly's thoughts had drifted to the issue of the blood of the next generation, and he didn't notice at all that the child's mother was tired and hungry and dared not move, and his body froze on that side, almost numb.Qiao Dongliang propped up the mattress and wanted to stand up. He slipped his hand and accidentally touched Jack's cell phone. The cell phone fell to the ground and made a soft "click" sound. He didn't know what key he touched. The screen saver picture was projected one meter square. Qiao Dongliang and Jack lowered their heads at the same time, looking at the harmonious and loving photos on the ground, "Sasuke" and "Naruto" lying together head-to-head, so affectionate that they could be posted on the nostalgic official website as the cover.

The already embarrassing atmosphere in the room became even weirder. Both of them looked at the ground without moving. After a long time, Qiao Dongliang swallowed with a thump, and bit the bullet and sacrificed the first good person card in his life: "I think... Naruto It's better to be with Hinata."

With a "click", the lid of the lunch box was cracked by Jack with his bare hands. Qiao Dongliang shuddered in fright and subconsciously wanted to run away. A black shadow had already covered his head. Jack had a cold face and put his hands on the mattress beside him. , the tip of his nose almost rubbed against his, and when he opened his mouth, the familiar domineering breath rushed towards him: "Say it again."

In fact, I also think that Zuo Ming is the official match... Qiao Dongliang was about to cry, leaning back, and then leaning back, his whole body was almost lying flat on the bed, and the words in his heart almost blurted out, but in his throat Going around in a circle and swallowing again, said with difficulty: "Ming, Ming Chu Wang Dao!" No way, you can't admit it, if you admit it, you agree to him, and if you promise him, you will be blown assholes, you will have a relationship with a beast, and you will lose everything. The sister paper of the universe is now...

Jack looked at him with dark eyes, his eyes were angry at first, and gradually the anger dissipated, replaced by a strong sense of frustration, and even a bit of sadness.Then, he said in a low voice: "I understand." He stood up suddenly, picked up the phone, turned off the holographic screen, stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and said in a flat tone: "King Murli called a meeting, I won't be back today gone."

"Ah?" The topic turned around, and Qiao Dongliang hadn't recovered from the strong pressure he was under just now.Jack stretched out his left hand to his mouth coldly: "Here."

"Huh?" Qiao Dongliang was completely dumbfounded.Jack bit his wrist with a blank expression, and pressed the wound to his lips: "Here, the closed meeting will be very long. It is probably about deploying an attack on Planet Baker, but I will try to come back within 24 hours."

Although Jack has always been expressionless, it is obvious that the expressionless expression now is different from the previous one. The sad and disappointed look, and pretending that nothing happened is simply unbearable. Qiao Dongliang felt that The blood on his wrist dripped onto his lips, as if he was making a soft "pop, pop" sound, and the unnecessary sound hit his heart little by little, causing his heartbeat to become disordered.

"I..." Qiao Dongliang felt a dull pain in a particularly soft place on his chest for some reason. Looking at Su Jieke's poker face, he wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say. The hangover headache, the nausea on an empty stomach, and so on. The excitement caused by not sleeping all night made him unable to straighten out his feelings at the moment, and his mind became a mess.

Barely biting the wound, the sweet liquid that he couldn't drink enough at ordinary times became hard to swallow. Qiao Dongliang let go of his teeth after only two inhalations, and finally said softly, "Then I'll wait for you to have breakfast together tomorrow." ?”

Jack paused for a moment with his bandaged hand, and said in a low voice, "No, I'll be with Duduo and the others. You can go find Nana."

Qiao Dongliang originally wanted to wait for him to agree and tell him that he would cook by himself, but he didn't have a chance to say what he wanted to please, so he was blocked completely, so he could only say "oh" in disappointment.

Seeing him hesitating to speak, Jack felt a tinge of joy in his heart, hesitating whether to go back on his word, but then he hardened his heart and left without looking back—the good guys got all their cards, and what they wanted had to be bought. He realizes that consolation prizes are not rare for him. What's the point of having an ordinary breakfast? What he wants is someone to accompany him to eat breakfast for the rest of his life.

The door was closed with a swipe, and the dormitory fell into silence. Only the sound of his own heartbeat was heard. Qiao Dongliang sat blankly, without even wiping off the blood stains from the corner of his mouth. It was obvious that he had rejected others, but he was in a state of despair. All frustrated.

"What do you think of Yuan Fang?"

"Oh! It's too cruel!"

After eating the Snickers bar, the little bird choked his throat, pretending to ask and answer with two voices, and then twisted the wrapping paper of the Snickers bar into small balls and threw it on Qiao Dongliang's head: "Idiot! Jack is angry and everyone is having a hard time." !"

The petrified Qiao Dongliang suddenly wailed with unknown meaning, and rolled around on the bed with his head in his arms: "Ahh! This day is really impossible! Why am I not gay!"