Violence and Pro Guide

The top floor of Fortress No. [-] is the most gorgeous and luxurious place of Sea Nest - Sky Forest.

The natural environment of several planets is simulated in different areas, and the most distinctive plants and animals are planted and raised here. Because Mr. Ron, the apex of King Murray, is very obsessed with the earth's culture, gardeners have specially planned for the past ten years. A large space has been designed in the earth mode. I hope that Mr. Mechanic, who is as shy as a snail, can come to visit one day, and experience the sincerity of Lord Mourinho to him.

Usually, only the top leaders of the pirate group can freely enjoy the air forest, and no one else is qualified to covet it.Fortunately, Qiao Dongliang has a super follower, and Nana bribed the gardener for a temporary identity verification in order to please him, so he can also enjoy the highest leisure treatment of Haichao for a while.

During the breakfast time, the forest in the air was silent, even the free-ranging animals were dozing in their dens, only Qiao Dongliang was squatting like a bear under a big eucalyptus tree to pick the bark. What happened in the past ten hours completely exceeded his imagination in the past 20 years Strength, described in four words - this!No!division!study!

How could this happen, how could this happen, I'm obviously a straight man, okay... Well, even if I want to find a gay friend to flirt with, it shouldn't be Su Jieke, right?Domineering, insidious, violent... He has almost the most unbearable shortcomings in the universe. How can I get involved with this kind of person? Is Kafka better than him?

Besides, my things and his things are not harmonious at all. It can only be used as a foil for me being small or not?But I'm not small at all, it's just that the model of the reference object is not standard...Wait, why do I have to worry about this kind of problem——Qiao Dongliang suddenly found that his thinking was a little diffuse, and he put his forehead on the tree trunk in shame and anger With the bang bang sound, a koala woke up in fright, poked its head out from the dense eucalyptus leaves with sleepy eyes, glanced at him with disgust, then retracted and went back to sleep.

After knocking for a long time, his forehead was a little swollen, and Qiao Dongliang stopped. He slumped and sat under the tree root, leaning against the tree trunk and sighing. The more he thought about it, the more he regretted that he should not have drunk so much wine last night. The effect was so strong that it revealed all the evil and wretched personality deep in his heart, and he became a mess after drinking.

But no matter how drunk he is, he will not forget what he has done. At first, he was still a little fuzzy when he was dancing, but after he returned to the dormitory and was given an enema, what happened became much clearer. Su Jieke’s kiss, Su Jieke’s kiss The smell on his body, Su Jieke's gentle but unquestionable touch... Qiao Dongliang subconsciously touched his slightly red and swollen lips, and the feeling of being licked by him still vaguely remained on his tongue.

Wait, I drank too much, what about him, he didn't drink too much, what kind of gust of wind was it that pushed me over and over!Qiao Dongliang froze. He was in a daze since the incident happened. He was only reviewing himself there, but he didn't even think about Su Jieke's psychological dynamics. He said that he was dancing yesterday, got drunk and beat people, and he still owed a whole lot of compensation , he should want to peel off his own skin, so how could he kindly masturbate to himself?

Schizophrenia?No, he has the strongest brain nerves.

malicious revenge?Would anyone take revenge on someone like this?

Someone disguised?The face can be changed, but the bird cannot be changed.

Could it be...he has always liked me?

=口= This horrible guess almost scares Qiao Dongliang into the urine, and the hairs all over his body stand up. It is impossible that this is not a bloody romance with Mary Su. There should not be a scene where the Shaking M male lead ravages and likes Cinderella at the same time The vulgar plot, Su Jieke is not Stockholm Syndrome, how could he fall in love with the person who chases him every day to suck blood!

Besides, I'm a man and I'm not a mother at all. How could I attract such a handsome, curly-haired man?Shouldn't a gay guy like him like a submissive and good wife?Why do you want to have sex with a rough man like me!Qiao Dongliang's mind was twisted into a mess, and he couldn't figure out why he started to hit the tree with the back of his head again.The eucalyptus leaves made a rattling sound, and the unbearably harassed koala finally ran away, picked up a huge fruit and threw it on his head, and climbed to another tree to sleep.

Qiao Dongliang was caught off guard and stunned. After being dizzy, his brain twitched. For some reason, a sentence from a suspense book suddenly appeared in his mind: "The truth is often the most unlikely conjecture!"

Well, what if he likes me?I can't like him either, Nima, he is a shapeshifter and a blood beast. Isn't this Hong Guoguo's bestiality?

My God, this is too harsh, I want to nail myself to the pillar of shame in history!

Qiao Dongliang wailed and buried his face in his thighs, and finally realized that "human and beast" is a problem that has a new lower limit than the base. Although he still doesn't know what Su Jieke's animal state is, he can use Kafka's big black wolf shape. After watching him transform, I am afraid that he will only become more ferocious.Thinking about having sex with a werewolf OR birdman or murloc or someone who didn't know what to do last night, Qiao Dongliang wanted to dig out his brain and cut off the part of short-term memory and feed it to the dogs.

Wait, feed the dog?As soon as the light bulb on Qiao Dongliang's head came on, the eyes with two huge dark circles suddenly shone with hope—if I pretended that I drank too much last night and didn't remember anything, would I not have to worry about it?

In an instant, I felt that I was so wise, the sky became very blue, and the green grass became very fresh. The excuse of not remembering what I did after drinking too much is not too powerful!Qiao Dongliang jumped up excitedly, then smacked his lips and sighed regretfully——Oh, why didn't I think of this good idea earlier, if I knew it, I wouldn't sneak out while he was washing, wouldn't it make me feel very guilty?

It doesn't matter, everything can be redeemed, Yuanfang, Dad peeled so many hazelnuts for you, now it's time for you to repay your kindness!Qiao Dongliang raised his head and shouted at the crown of the tree: "Yuanfang! Yuanfang!"

With a flapping sound, the square-headed bird flew over. Since it came to Sea Nest, it has fallen in love with this earth-like forest. According to itself, its home planet Saraina is very similar to the environment here, so he never I don't want to live in a cage.

"What are you doing?" Yuan Fang pecked at the feathers of his wings, and saw that Qiao Dongliang's eyes suddenly widened, "Scary! Why do you look like a ghost? Didn't Jack lose blood when you slept before? You counterattacked last night." gone?"

"Get out!" Although Yuanfang used to tease him so sarcastically in the past, Qiao Dongliang had a heart like a moon and a magnanimous heart at that time, and today he poked his heart out, throwing stones at him in anger, "Why did I want to counterattack? Lao Tzu has always been attacking! Weakness only loses blood!"

"Tch! How about cheating ghosts?" Yuan Fang jumped to a high branch to avoid his attack, "Haven't you heard of it? As the saying goes, there are only exhausted cows, no plowed land, you sleep every time The red face must be the one that was plowed!"

"Pfft!" Qiao Dongliang spat out a mouthful of blood. Is there a normal creature in this spy group that killed thousands of knives?

"By the way, have you successfully counterattacked?" Yuan Fang flew over curiously, and stopped on his head to help him straighten his messy hair like a bird's nest. It will all collapse. But his mother must be happy to hear the news, he has secretly prepared a set of Victorian wedding dresses, planning to find fault with catching an unlucky son to play a reverse wedding."

What kind of weird family is this... Qiao Dongliang was exhausted, and decided not to fight with it anymore. He grabbed Yuanfang from the head and said, "Come back to the dormitory with me, I have prepared for you." Delicious Snickers bar."

"Really?" Yuanfang liked cocoa products the most, and immediately hugged his thighs with staring eyes, "Take me, take me there, I will pray day and night for your counterattack to succeed as soon as possible!"

"..." During the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, this guy must have been the puppet security chief of the Imperial Association Army. Qiao Dongliang shook his head speechlessly, and took the off-line bird on the road of becoming a cosplayer with amnesia.

Along the way, I imagined countless possible scenes and possible dialogues, racking my brains so hard that my brain hurts, I didn't expect to go home and look at it for nothing - Su Jieke was not there.

It’s great, it’s good if you’re not here, and you can take a buffer to familiarize yourself with the lines. Qiao Dongliang heaved a sigh of relief. Once the tense nerves were relaxed, he felt that his whole body was about to collapse, and he fell softly on the mattress. .

"Where's the Snickers?" Yuan Fang looked left and right, jumped on Qiao Dongliang's forehead and asked seriously, "Anyone who cheats on birds will lose their own birds. I'm not cursing you."

Qiao Dongliang struggled to get to the bed, and took out a large piece of Snickers bar from the drawer of the bedside table: "Please don't take my bird, my god, I want to fight back... No, I always attack!"

Yuan Fang gave him a look of "you can just flirt as much as you want and feel weak", and flew into the birdcage with a Snickers bar in its mouth, unwrapped the package and began to eat happily.Qiao Dongliang squirmed like a bug and climbed onto the pillow, when suddenly he was hit by a hard object, and he reached under his head to touch, Su Jieke's cell phone?

Why is his cell phone here?Didn't you take it with you?It didn't even have a password!Qiao Dongliang was curious for a moment, and pressed the expand button, and a holographic screen with a square of ten centimeters flashed out immediately.

Fuck!what is this?The moment Qiao Dongliang saw the screensaver picture, he was dumbfounded. He took out his mobile phone in disbelief, set it to mirror mode, looked left and right, and compared it with Su Jieke's screensaver picture, and finally confirmed the screensaver picture of Mr. Curly Hair It turned out to be me.

Nima, how much he hates me... Qiao Dongliang kept a =mouth= expression and looked at the photo of himself beyond recognition, which was obviously taken during the days when he was unconscious after being shot by Jonas, and there was still a big Brahma under his head No. That pillow in Jack Sue’s bedroom, if you have any questions, you can take a picture of it. Why did he draw Lao Tzu like this?

In the photo, his eyes are closed, he probably still has a fever, and there is a fever-reducing sticker on his forehead. Draw a striking wooden leaf mark.What's even more outrageous is that his hair was spray-painted blond, combed into a neat ninja look, and the underworld like a cat's whiskers was painted on his face.

This is for dad... COS Hokage?Naruto?Qiao Dongliang was completely speechless, don't be too naive for a person in his teens... He flicked his fingers casually, and found that the picture hadn't been displayed in full, so it was doubled in size.

Su Jieke was still lying next to him, and the curly-haired man was lying head to head with him on the same pillow, with the same anti-fever patch on his forehead. Some scientific method was used to straighten his curly hair Alright, I arranged it into a domineering hairstyle with roots soaring to the sky, and the evil and crazy look is exactly like Sasuke Uchiha in COS.

How painful is this person? I am so sick that I am being played with so cruelly and inhumanly?Qiao Dongliang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and slapped "Sasuke" twice at the holographic screen. Just as he was about to turn off the photo, a spark flashed in his heart.

Wait, how could such a thoughtful person like him leave his phone behind when he went out, and even canceled the password on purpose?

Even at home, he usually puts his mobile phone on his bedside table. Why did he put it on my pillow today?

Weird!Did he put it here on purpose for me to see?

Isn't he crazy?If you dare to show me this kind of bullying photos, aren't you afraid that I will suck blood and bite him to death today?

Wait... that doesn't seem to be the case!

Qiao Dongliang sat up abruptly, stared at the photo for a long time, and slowly blushed—what the hell, the thunder is rolling, as expected, "The truth is often the most unlikely conjecture!"

Although he has always had a low EQ, at this moment he is blessed to understand everything in his heart.