Violence and Pro Guide

"What's the matter with you today?" Kafka picked up the food from the plate and poked the water-sinking Jack with his elbow. This guy was abnormal today, his facial paralysis index was obviously higher than usual, and King Murray occasionally told a joke during the meeting , everyone laughed but he still had a slumped face, making everyone think his HHP was broken.

Jack didn't say a word, just grabbed some barbecue bread and walked away, Kafka had no choice but to follow him, and helped him get drinks and soup by the way: "Hey, talk, I'm going to the machinery factory after dinner There is no chance to complain anymore." At today's regular meeting, he got a dream job - to go to Mr. Ron's machinery factory, and take the armor as his research object.Thinking about the parents who will see their sweetheart soon, he is in an unusually good mood, so he is also full of patience in the face of awkward hair.

"Bon voyage." Jack perfunctory with a blank face, buried his head in eating, it's better not to say such a shameful thing about being issued a card, not to mention that the issuer is his fiancé... By the way, I'm really a jerk, I was obedient and dumb back then It would be great to stay at home and wait to get married. Why did you have to go to the Gamma galaxy to kill the concubine?Not to mention being reduced to a tragic undercover agent, he was ruthlessly rejected by a brutal straight man. Isn't this a simple matter complicated?

I don't believe in love anymore!It is better to arrange a marriage, long live the feudal remnants!

"Is...is he really pregnant?" Kafka couldn't think of anything more terrifying. He looked around, lowered his voice and approached, "Do you want me to ask Luo Bing for abortion pills or something? You never Should measures be taken? He was injured so badly that an abortion is very hurtful."

"Abortion kills your mother's head!" Jack couldn't bear to push him away, "Are you a pimp? Stop soliciting business for your goddamn nympho, okay? I don't need him to worry about my sperm! But you should be careful, go to the machinery factory to work smarter, remember not to sit on the chair that Luo Bing sat on, and don't sleep on the bed that he slept on, be careful that the sperm activity of the stallion emperor is too high and you will get a big belly!"

"You, you, you..." Kafka's dark face flushed red, and he whispered shyly while looking around, "What kind of pregnant baby, please keep your voice down."

Fuck, are you going undercover or dedicating yourself? Jack was completely speechless. Looking at his excited and shy expression, he couldn't help but really started to worry about his virginity. He said seriously: "I warn you to control your emotions. Ah, Luo Bing's identity is very complicated, and your father will not allow you to marry... well, marry a homeless man."

"I want you to take care of it!" Kafka glared at him displeasedly, "Marriage is free, what should I be afraid of even if you, a bat rainbow dragon, dare to escape from marriage!"

"..." Jack really wanted to tell him not to learn from his brother, he is just a bloody tragedy!If I do it again, I will definitely not let go of a good marriage, and insist on falling in love with my wife first... But I still swallowed the words, the prince's dignity is above everything else, so I can't blow myself up!

Silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood and said, "Okay, I won't say anything, but I will give you a piece of advice - remember to wear a condom."

"Is it really because you didn't wear a condom?" Kafka could be considered to have found the truth, and said, "The explanation is just a cover-up, Jack, are you sure you don't want me and Luo Bing to order an abortion... Where are you going? Don't you eat? "

"I can't eat it! I can't eat it!" Jack is going to be stunned to death, the year is not good, and after the second wave of meetings, he must go back to the Brahma and pay his respects to Master Guan... Would it be useful to wear red underwear if it is not the year of birth?

Seeing the back of Jack leaving, Kafka curled his lips. The second emperor in love is an active volcano. Oh, ignore him and go back to the dormitory to change clothes. What should I wear?Light blue, light blue is more pure, the elders generally like small and fresh!

The well-dressed big black wolf left Sea Nest with a special order signed by Mourinho and embarked on a journey to meet his parents.Because it is a pirate business, the factory is very close to Sea Nest, and Kafka saw it not long after flying. It is actually a relatively large spaceship, with a temporary space cabin trailing behind it as a workshop.

The small spaceship flew close to the factory, and an automatically connected traction tentacles stretched out, pulling his spaceship into the front hatch.Kafka opened the hatch and got off the ship. Looking around, he couldn't find anyone to pick him up, so he went back to the cabin and took out all the fruit baskets, flowers and small gifts brought by Mourinho, and arranged them in bits and pieces. On the ground, Little Pink was also sent back because of regular maintenance. The little guy was obviously very familiar with this place, and he crawled around whimpering, as if he was looking for someone.

"Is anyone there?" Kafka raised his voice and asked, "Is Mr. Ron there? I was sent by King Murray to show you the mecha. My name is Kafka."

As soon as the words fell, a smart trailer drove over, and the rear of the car opened the hatch to him: "Thank you."

Kafka put the things into the car compartment, carried Little Pink and the trailer out, passed through a long and narrow passage, and came to a small hall. A workbench with calipers, handsaws and other gadgets, and an old coffee pot.

"Please sit down, goodbye." The trailer said, obviously not letting him go any further, so Kafka had to stay in the hall, standing there with the pig in his arms and waiting.This spaceship looks old, probably no younger than Brahma, and the furnishings inside are also rough and simple. Judging from the appearance alone, it is difficult to associate such an elegant and delicate person as Luo Bing with such a living environment.

But no matter how shabby this place is, it is also the home of his sweetheart. Kafka didn't dare to be careless at all, and nervously squeezed the pink pig, for fear that if he saw Mr. Ron's poor performance, his impression points would be deducted.

With the sound of footsteps, a middle-aged man with the appearance of a repairman walked in. He was tall, with slender limbs, and was wearing a greasy and black one-piece overalls, and a greasy baseball cap on his head. Rugged and strong.

Kafka was taken aback, no way, this is Mr. Ron?Why does it look more offensive than Mourinho?These arms, these thighs... oh well, King Muli really has a strong taste.And why is he not like Luo Bing at all?

Anyway, this is the future parent... right?Kafka swallowed hard, and was thinking about whether to call him uncle, uncle, or just dad, when the repairman said, "You are Kafka?"

"Oh? Ah? Yes!" Kafka has seen many big scenes, but at this moment he is so nervous that he can't even speak, "You, hello!" Hey~ Why is his voice so weird? , doesn't look like a real person at all.

"Please sit down, coffee or tea?" The repairman asked politely. This time Kafka was even more puzzled—his eyes didn't look like real people, and the pupils didn't shrink: "Anything, whatever."

The repairman picked up the coffee pot and looked at it. He stretched out a finger, and a thin probe emerged from the fingertip. He inserted it into the power supply. After a while, the coffee inside boiled away, and he poured a cup for Kafka. : "Please take it easy, the boss is still busy, I will see you later."

Kafka breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that this was just a repair robot. He took the coffee and said, "Thank you!" Speaking of future father-in-law's craftsmanship is really good, although the welding of the tables and chairs is not good, the robot is really good, look down Little Pink, no wonder the imitation pigs he made are so cute.

The repairman brought him some tea and left. Kafka gradually calmed down. He ate waffles and drank coffee. He secretly praised the future parents for their cooking skills. , the taste is authentic.

After waiting for about a quarter of an hour, there were brisk footsteps outside the hall, and another repairman appeared. He was wearing the same dark blue jumpsuit as the previous robot, but it was very clean. He was probably of a flexible working type, with a slender figure , the facial features are highly simulated, the design is extremely beautiful, the snow-white skin has a delicate luster, the sea-blue pupils are shimmering, the nose is small and straight, and the lips are very light in color, with a kind of morbid beauty.

Huh... This is designed after Luo Bing, so cute, like the real version of him, Kafka looked at the little repairman with sweet eyes, he looked like a boy, shorter than himself It's almost as tall as a head, and its small body looks like it's underdeveloped, but it's really soft and cute. When people see it, they can't wait to pounce on him to touch his baby fat little face and rub his light golden hair.

"Is the coffee still good?" The little repairman came over with a smile, picked up the coffee pot and refilled Kafka, "Do you still need muffins?"

"Well, is it okay? Thank you." Kafka had no resistance to the biscuits, and Xingxingyan wagged his tail.The little repairman took away the empty plate, and soon came in with a plate full of muffins, and put a few nut cookies on it: "If you like, please use more, we haven't had any guests for a long time."

His voice is very pleasant, the audio setting is slightly higher, and there is a clear feeling between youth and teenager, but the rhythm is a little slower, which makes people feel friendly and comfortable.

"Thank you, little... little brother." This kind of robot is so simulated that it is almost impossible to ask his model. Kafka decided to treat him as a human being, and rubbed his hair, wow!So nice to hold and so cute.

The corner of the little repairman's mouth twitched, and he slowly smoothed his messy hair, sat on the chair opposite him, and poured himself a cup of coffee: "Are you a shapeshifter?"

"You can also recognize this?" Kafka said in admiration, "You are so clever, little brother."

The little repairman's lower eyelids trembled, and he picked up the coffee and took a sip: "You are very humorous, Kafka, no wonder Luo Bing is so distressed recently."

"Hey, won't you get rusted by drinking like this?" Kafka said in surprise, "Does Luo Bing often mention me?"

The little repairman's hand trembled, and a few drops of coffee splashed on his hand. He took a breath of cold air, put down the cup, wiped the back of his hand on the overalls, and blew it on his mouth. He looked very scalded. .

Wow, this robot is so cute, the skin feedback is so good, and it can still feel hot. Kafka began to consider whether to spend money to order a robot of the same model to take back to play, but I don’t know if the future father-in-law would like to give it He also made Luo Bing's regular face, after all, he has the copyright.

"He didn't mention you, but I heard your conversation, and some of his complaints." The little repairman picked up another muffin, chewed it with his fine white teeth, and said vaguely, "I'm sorry for infringing on you. The right to privacy, but I have to do it as a last resort, an unscrupulous guy like him will always cause me some trouble every once in a while, for the sake of your health, I must monitor some of his behavior..."

"I knew you must have put some trap on me. Tell me, is it glasses or a watch?" A familiar voice suddenly sounded at the door, and Luo Bing had arrived at some time. He was obviously working before, and his clothes were dirty. Xi's conjoined work, his face was also stained with oil, he looked at the little repairman dissatisfied, "You made a lot of work and trapped me in the workshop just to vaccinate him in advance? You really eat carrots Don't worry!"

The little mechanic put down the muffin he took a bite out of, and turned back with a smile: "Honey, have you finished your work? If you can't finish today, your sentence will be extended. Maybe you won't be able to go out for the next year. If I Go back obediently and continue working, otherwise it will be painful to grow mushrooms in front of an old antique every day."

==Kafka felt that the atmosphere was a bit weird, looked at the little repairman, then looked at Luo Bing, and suddenly had a premonition that he had messed up something.

"Have you had enough trouble? Activate the Type IV robot for me, I will die if I do so much work alone!" Luo Bing yelled frantically, "I am already a hundred years old and I am not a child anymore. Are you trying to turn me into an otaku by shutting me up at home in a childish way?"

"Do you think I'm not bothered by your fox face every day? Don't I like to be clean?" The little repairman patted the table and said, completely losing the cuteness and cuteness just now, like a lion roaring, "Don't have too much taste. It’s heavy, Luo Bing, even a black man of this size can eat it, but I can’t eat it if you can eat it, child! Then I’ll have to build a robot with a lot of physical strength to carry him to the hospital for an abortion!”

"We are not what you think, we are ordinary, ordinary, friends, friends!" Luo Bing also rushed over and patted the table, "When have you ever seen me hook up with such a goddamn suffering?"

"Oh, so he didn't suffer, but was attacked? That's easier to handle, anyway, you are a pharmacist yourself, and I even saved abortion pills when I was pregnant!"

"Does it mean that as long as a male marriageable animal appears next to me, you think he is in danger of being pregnant by me, huh? Is my character so bad?" Luo Bing said angrily, "Are you still My dad? You picked me up, right?"

"You!" the little repairman continued to shout, Kafka stood up tremblingly, made a pause gesture with his hands, and stammered to interrupt their quarrel: "Ma, please stop, I may Something went wrong."

Both Luo Bing and the little repairman stopped, staring at him fiercely: "What?"

"Hi, hello!" Trembling, Kafka tugged at the hem of his shirt, wiped his sleeves to make himself look as tidy as possible, and stretched out his right hand to the little repairman, "Little brother... Big brother... No, Uncle, Uncle, hello Uncle, I, my name is Kafka, please advise me when I meet you for the first time."

The little repairman's eyes trembled, and the corners of his mouth trembled. He took a deep breath, and with a cute smile on his face again, he reached out and shook his hand: "Hello boy, my name is Ron, and I'm the father of this idiot, Luo Bing." , nice to meet you, but I can only express regret that you knew him."