Violence and Pro Guide

The days of staying at home are comfortable and comfortable. There is no need to go to school or fight. Qiao Dongliang eats and sleeps well every day. In the middle of the night, when his son falls asleep, he takes Jack downstairs to play basketball and football.

Kid Qiao Maimai also quickly adapted to the life on earth, and he especially likes the spacious and bright study of "Huhuang". There are so many treasures in the study, trophies, bottles, erasers, and pencil tips... playing adventure games is really great!

The wife and children are happy, and of course Jack is also happy. Although he feels that living like this is a bit of a plaything, but after so many hard days, it doesn't matter if he is depressed for a few days, so they let them relax and do not supervise.

The only regret is that the little white chicken didn't give full play to its short-tempered strengths this time, and turned into an adult as soon as possible.

Time passed day by day, and the attendants who stayed at the space port began to get a little anxious. The country cannot live without a king. Even if there is a queen mother to support it, it is a bit shameful to stay in the outer galaxy for such a long time, so I called Qiao Dongliang every day to urge Qiao Dongliang to bring the prince. Your Highness returns home.

Qiao Dongliang procrastinated day after day until the attendant became irritable and ordered him to go back immediately. Even if he didn't go back, he had to let the first mate and His Royal Highness go back. What he said is that if you really can't do it, you can take the Zen seat. You can stay on the earth!

Qiao Dongliang had nothing to delay, so he had to agree to return.

Qiao Dazhuang and his wife are of course reluctant to let their son and grandson go, but they also know that Qiao Dongliang is not just their son, there are people from several planets in the distant Gamma galaxy waiting for him to lead, so they don't deliberately try to keep them, the day is set From then on, I started to pack things for their family and pack the local specialties of the earth.

On the day of departure, Qiao Dazhuang and his wife sent them all the way to the near-earth space port, holding their son's hand and exhorting them thousands of times. Qiao's mother even pulled Jack aside and said a few private words, to the effect that Qiao Dongliang had a bad temper and was worse than him. Dozens of years younger, let him be tolerant when he is messed up, and the next time he has a child, he must still be confined to confinement.

Jack agreed one by one, and asked his father-in-law and mother-in-law to rest assured that he would take good care of his wife and children and their country, and then sent them out of the Brahma.The fleet set sail, and the Brahma was lifted into the air and accelerated under the protection of four frigates. The tail engine brought a strong airflow and rushed into the vast space.

Before the jump, Qiao Dongliang lay down in the dormant cabin. There was a dormant cabin for chickens next to him, but Qiao Maimai cried and wanted to be with "Hu Huang", so he had to put his son in his own cabin.

There are so many tricks for children to sleep, lemon is essential, in order to prevent lemon from being sad because of loneliness, we also need to prepare CP for them.According to Qiao Maimai's request, braised meatballs should be used, but the soup was too much, Qiao Dongliang finally replaced it with instant octopus balls.

So now, besides one adult and one chick, there are [-] mini lemons and [-] instant octopus balls in the dormant storage, in addition to the "Espike" (translation) collected by Qiao Maimai at her grandmother's house Qiao Dongliang couldn't sleep because of the crowded stuff like Bingfeng) brand soda bottle caps, baby head ice cream sticks and so on.

After finally getting everything settled, Jack printed a goodnight kiss on the foreheads of his wife and children, and gently touched the heads: "Hey, sleep well, and you'll be home when you wake up."

"Ba ba ba ba ba..." Qiao Maimai recently learned to call her father, and when he called, he would call seven or eight together, as if stuttering.Jack was trembling at the cuteness of his silly son, and kissed again and again, until the system began to urge them to close the hatch for them and start the sleep procedure.

After finishing the last status check, Jack also lay in the hibernation cabin, the surrounding lights dimmed, Brahma entered the jump mode, all the engines were running at full capacity, and flew to the Gamma galaxy.

Qiao Dongliang was awakened by the suffocation. When he opened his eyes, he found that the time and coordinates displayed on the hatch cover were wrong. It was not an appointment to wake up at all, and something must have happened.

What is so heavy?Qiao Dongliang felt that something was pressing on his body, probably because it was pressed for too long, which caused his ribs to hurt a little. He groped to open the hatch, and the sensor light outside slowly turned on at the same time, and he realized that there was a person lying on him. Said it was a little baby, white and tender, with his face pressed against his chest, only the back of his head and round white buttocks could be seen.

Is this... is the chick transformed?Surprised and delighted, Qiao Dongliang put his hands under his armpits and picked up the baby.The little thing slept soundly on top of him, with his pink lips slightly parted, drooling in a puddle, dragging a long line of saliva on his chest.

Inheritance is really a magical thing. Qiao Maimai's animal form is 100% a little white chicken bat rainbow dragon, but the human form is completely like a vampire, with a small face, a pointed chin, slender eyeliner and a narrow nose bridge And straight, thin lips, very light lip color, half-length black fetal hair hanging softly on the forehead and ears, a little curly, but not as obvious as Jack, but like a gentle water wave, curling an elegant The arc is very beautiful.

Qiao Dongliang was full of joy. After all, the human form was closer to his aesthetic habit of more than 20 years. He sat up and held the baby in his arms, gently wiped the saliva from his mouth, and the little thing purred like a kitten from his nasal cavity. Smash it with your mouth open, revealing the tender gums, with two pointed canine deciduous teeth protruding, very cute.

After hibernation was interrupted, Qiao Maimai woke up, his eyes slowly opened, revealing a pair of light gray pupils, as bright and transparent as jewels, he looked at Qiao Dongliang ignorantly, his pupils gradually focused, and the corners of his mouth turned up to give him With a sweet smile, the childish voice called out: "Hu Huang!"

The accent still didn't improve at all, Qiao Dongliang smiled helplessly, the child's language development was much slower than his physical development: "Mai Mai has finally changed into a human, so cute, come and give father a kiss."

"Huhuang kiss." Qiao Maimai struggled to get up, hugged his neck and kissed his face with a large amount of saliva, Xiaopang waved his hands back and forth: "Grandma, grandma..."

Hungry as soon as he woke up, what a foodie, Qiao Dongliang got up and moved his stiff hands and feet, first entered the wake-up command for Jack's hibernation cabin, and then carried his son to the kitchen.

Although the weight of an adult bat rainbow dragon is dozens of times that of a human form, it was much heavier when it was a baby. Qiao Dongliang held his son in one hand and made milk powder, which felt strangely heavy, but the child's fat white butt was pressed against his small On the arm, there is a strange touch, soft and warm, which makes people feel itchy.

When Jack came to the restaurant after hibernation, Qiao Maimai had already started drinking with the bottle in his arms. Qiao Dongliang held him for a walk in the restaurant with one hand, and had to help him hold the bottle with the other hand—the kid who just transformed is not very good at using it yet.” "Hand" is a tool, and having an extra finger makes him feel very anxious.

"Ah! Maimai! Maimai has transformed!" Jack was so surprised that he didn't know what to say, and he circled around his wife and children: "It's so cute, it looks exactly like you, and it's also single eyelid... No, it's double eyelids." Yes, why are the two eyes different!"

"Really?" Qiao Dongliang hugged his son and looked carefully, only to find that Qiao Maimai really had a single eyelid and a double eyelid, which caused the two eyes to be a little different in size, but fortunately it was not particularly obvious.

"It's so unique, so handsome!" Jack exclaimed joyfully, "It actually combines the best of both of us!"

Qiao Dongliang really didn't know which is the advantage of single eyelids or double eyelids, or in his eyes, as long as his son grows it, he kicked his ass with his toes: "Go get a romper for him to wear, I'm patronizing The milk powder hasn't had time to dress him, so don't catch a cold in a while."

Jack led the way, and Qiao Dongliang took a rag to wipe off the milk powder that had just been spilled on the counter.Qiao Maimai sat naked on the arm of "Hu Huang" and drank a milk bottle. While drinking, she found a fat "little bug" between her legs. She poked her finger lightly, hey, it was still shaking!Curiously grabbed it and rubbed it, and pulled it hard-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The little naked chicken cried loudly, choked on the milk, sprayed Qiao Dongliang's neck with a puff, and immediately coughed out of breath.Qiao Dongliang was taken aback, and quickly put down the bottle and gave him a pat on the back.

Qiao Maimai took a breath, crying sobbingly, pointing to her "little bug": "Huhuang...it hurts...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu whom" who pointed at her "little worm"."

"Silly boy, this is not Chong Chong, it's your Niu Niu, Niu Niu is very fragile, you can't move around, you know that?"

"Youyou?" Qiao Maimai repeated hesitantly, and Qiao Dongliang frightened him: "Yes, youyou is very important. If you break it, you can't pee or find a CP." Wiping his tears while sighing Children are really small magic stars, they can make big noises if they don't pay attention for a second.

It turns out that this is for finding a CP... so evil!Qiao Maimai looked at his Niuniu in awe, and secretly vowed to treat him better in the future.

After coaxing his son, Qiao Dongliang added some milk powder for him. After drinking the milk for two times, he saw Jack coming over with a set of pure white rompers: "I've chosen it, let's just take this set, how about it?"

You don't spend so long just to pick out clothes, do you?Qiao Dongliang was really speechless. He put his son on the dining table to get dressed. Qiao Maimai was very resistant to the "artificial skin". He swung his arms and legs indiscriminately and refused to wear it. He insisted on going naked to the end. In the end, Qiao Dongliang used his trump card: "If you don't wear clothes, you will be stolen if you show up outside. You can't find your CP!"

Well, so scary... Qiao Maimai looked at "Hu Huang" with his mouth flattened, making sure that he was serious and not lying, so he pretended to cry and stretched out his arms as a sign of compromise.

In fact, even with Qiao Maimai's cooperation, it is very difficult to dress a baby. Qiao Dongliang couldn't put it on for a long time. The clothes were put on the son.

Sadly, they soon discovered that they had made a fatal mistake - the diapers were not worn yet.So I had to work hard to take off the romper for him, glue the diapers on, and put them on again.

After Qiao Maimai had completely put on his clothes, shoes and socks, Qiao Dongliang was sweating all over. It wasn't that the work was heavy, but the key was that the child was too young and too soft, and his strength was really hard to handle. As for the real Qiao Maimai... already Fell asleep.

"Huh——" Qiao Dongliang gasped and shook his head: "Fortunately, I will go back soon. If this is on the earth, I will be exhausted after a few days. Children are too difficult to deal with. They are not as good as chickens. At least they don't need to wear clothes. .”

"It's okay." Jack was enjoying it, looking at his sleeping son with pride, his expression was even more proud than winning a battle.

The fleet has entered the first cantilever of the Gamma Galaxy, not far from Planet Baker. Neither Qiao Dongliang nor Jack intends to go into hibernation again. The rest of the time is right to enjoy the world of three people. When they arrive at Planet Baker, their family of three I'm afraid I won't have such a leisurely time.

Sure enough, as soon as the fleet arrived at the space port, they received the news that the queen mother came to greet them in person. Jonas waited at the port with a group of senior officials, and Aruhan's familiar figure stood behind him.

"Oh my god, is this... His Royal Highness the little prince?" Jonas saw the little bun in Jack's arms at a glance, and his voice trembled with excitement, "It's so cute, it's exactly the same as Liang's. Stretching out his hand to pick it up, Qiao Maimai immediately covered his crotch with both hands, and lay down on his father's chest with a vigilant face—it was so scary, this weird sorghum must have come to snatch me from Youyou!

Qiao Dong brightened the black line. It seems that some of his actions are a bit overkill, which has already caused a psychological shadow on the children. Alas, education is a big problem.