Violence and Pro Guide

After having a child, Qiao Dongliang realized that there are a lot more things to bring when going out, such as baby bottles, milk powder, sleeping bags, mini lemons... just the chicken supplies are enough to fill a large suitcase.Then Jack also brought rompers, diapers, climbing shoes, etc., because his son might turn into a human at any time, so he couldn't walk the bird naked, right?

Logically, the transformation period would take a while, but with the impatience of their chickens, everything was hard to say, so Qiao Dongliang had to find another large suitcase.

It happened to be noon when we arrived in Qujiang New District. Qiao Dongliang couldn't bear the sun in May wearing polarized sunglasses. The little chicken squatted on his father's head, but there was nothing unusual. Instead, he looked around happily, as if looking at the world very interested.

In short, from the current point of view, there is no inheritance of vampire characteristics at all.

Qiao Dazhuang and his wife became grandparents at a young age, and they were very excited. They went to a hypermarket to buy a lot of baby products while they were not at home, but when they saw the little white chicken that Jack handed them, their expressions were not so calm up.

"Why isn't he a human?" Qiao Dazhuang was more impatient and asked Jack, "Can't he become a human like you?"

"He's still young, and he'll turn into a baby when he gets a little older." Jack was completely unaware of the father-in-law's resistance to the matter of "my son gave birth to a chicken", and offered him a treasure graciously, "But He's cute just like that, don't you think, Dad?"

"...Yes, it's quite cute." Qiao Dazhuang reluctantly took his grandson and touched it in the palm of his hand.Chick has a natural fear of strangers. While looking at Qiao Dongliang uneasily, he shivered at his thin legs. Seeing that "Hu Huang" had no intention of taking him back, he gritted his teeth and put the mini lemon in his bosom. In the grandfather's hand, the fluttering little wings struggled and flew back to Dad's head: You are satisfied now, I gave you all my favorite lemons.

"Look at you scaring the child!" Qiao's mother scolded Qiao Dazhuang, and then said to Jack, "By the way, someone called in the morning and said that it was your cousin and cousin's husband who wanted to come to our house to see your family of three. I've already bought them, you and your dad are waiting for them in the living room, and Liangliang and I will go prepare lunch."

"Ah, you are all connected." Jack was very happy to see his long-lost relatives soon, "I haven't seen them for many years, and I just want to trouble you to entertain them."

"Hey, we are all one family, so don't worry if there is any trouble." Qiao's mother turned her head and asked Qiao Dongliang: "How is your body? How is your confinement?"

Qiao Dongliang's face turned dark: "I'm fine, and I don't need to confine myself. Mom, don't push him to confine me anymore. I don't need it."

Qiao's mother actually didn't have any experience in this area, so she sneered and said, "Okay, I'm not thinking about your health, let's go son, let's cook, and Mom will help you."

Qiao Dongliang followed his mother to the kitchen, and the little white chicken who had been settled on the sofa also stood up reluctantly, holding the lemon he had just stolen from his grandfather's pocket, and followed "Hu Huang" waddlingly Walk behind your heels towards the kitchen.

Qiao Dongliang walked two steps and felt someone was behind him. Turning around, he found that it was his son. He bent down and touched the top of his head: "Baby, let's go and play with Dad. I want to cook with grandma."

The little white chicken heaved a sigh of relief, turned around and wobbled back to the sofa.

"Son, do guests have any taboos? You can ask Jack." Mother Qiao shouted from the kitchen.Qiao Dongliang asked Jack, and found that the little white chicken had turned back after walking halfway, standing at the kitchen door with a sad face: "Jiujiu~"

"Why are you here again, go and play on the sofa." Qiao Dongliang flicked his fat butt with his index finger.The chick twisted a bit, turned and left.

"Oh, why is this crab crawling around, son, come here!" Qiao's mother shouted loudly.As soon as the words fell, the little white chicken's chubby body petrified to the ground. After a pause for two seconds, it suddenly threw the lemon on the ground angrily.

"What's the matter?" Qiao Dongliang was taken aback, and squatted down to wipe his nose, "Why are you crying so sad? Is the lemon not fragrant? Ask Dad to give you a new one, my son won't cry or cry... ..."

"What's wrong, did you fall? Or knocked?" Jack also heard the sound and ran over, feeling so distressed that he didn't know how to comfort him.The little white chicken cried sadly for a while, waved its little wings and complained angrily: "Chirp chirp!

"What is he talking about?" Jack asked Qiao Dongliang in puzzlement, Qiao Dongliang was speechless: "Shouldn't I ask you this? You are the same race as him, okay?"

"What's wrong?" Qiao's mother didn't care about the crab anymore, she looked around at the crying grandson, and asked Qiao Dongliang, "Why is the little guy crying? What do you want to eat? Or do you want a toy?"

Seeing her grandma coming, the little white chicken pointed at her and called out aggrievedly: "Chirp, chirp, chirp..." Little Wing pointed from the kitchen to the living room, then pointed back, then threw himself on the ground and cried loudly.

Qiao Dongliang had an idea, and suddenly understood what he was talking about, and he couldn't breathe out of laughter: "Oh, my poor son... little short legs running back and forth... ahahahaha..."

Both Mother Qiao and Jack looked at him inexplicably, only the little white chicken felt that his crying was covered by "huhuang", so he howled at the top of his throat.

"Laugh, I'm dying of laughter." Qiao Dongliang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and explained: "It's all a misunderstanding, Mom, you called me 'son', he thought he was calling him, Jack and I haven't called him yet. Name, since he was born, he called him 'son', he thought his name was 'son'. So when you called me, he followed me, and as soon as he came, I told him to go back to find dad, and he hadn't reached the sofa yet, I was called back to the kitchen by your word 'son' again, and my short legs became irritable after tossing a few times, and I started crying after throwing things."

=_=b Jack sweated profusely, picked up his son and kissed and touched him: "Okay, don't cry, it's all our fault, I forgot to name you after being born for so long, come on, let's let grandpa and grandma give it to you now You name it, and you won't call it 'son' in the future, it won't be recognizable at all."

After an oolong game, the whole family was embarrassed, and they didn't cook any meals. They all gathered around the sofa and named the little white chicken.

After a long time, Qiao Dazhuang said: "I think it's inappropriate for us to name the eldest grandson, and we have to ask his grandpa to name it."

Jack was stunned, and Qiao Dazhuang continued: "Although Jack, you can be regarded as a family member of the Baker Kingdom, this child is still the seed of your old Bai family—or else he wouldn't be like a chicken—it's only natural for a grandpa to name his grandson. And let's say... Oh, the matter between you and Liangliang, although everyone is happy now, it still caused your father a lot of trouble at the beginning. After a while, you will take your son back to the δ galaxy, and ask him to give me a favor. Name, it can be regarded as easing the relationship between your father and son, what do you think."

Jack didn't expect the father-in-law to be so profoundly righteous and think of himself in everything, so he nodded movedly: "Okay Dad, I'll listen to you."

Qiao Dazhuang patted his thigh: "That's right, but I, as a grandfather, can't just ignore everything. How about it, his grandmother and I will come up with the nickname."

"This is the best." Jack praised, "Dad, you are very thoughtful."

Qiao Dazhuang nodded triumphantly, thought for a while and said: "You have to have a cheap nickname to make a living. For example, what kind of dog leftovers, hairy eggs, Liangliang was called a stinky ball when he was a child. Look how good he looks. So Xiaobai Chicken...cough cough...I mean my eldest grandson, according to this idea... let's call it Qiao Maipi, what do you think?"

"Can you use your brains?" Qiao's mother said angrily, "You were the one who messed up Liangliang back then, causing him to be laughed at by his classmates when he went to elementary school, and now you are harming his grandson, what is Qiao Maipi? Idiot! Are you trying to turn your grandson into an idiot?"

"What a straw bag, buckwheat husks are the smartest, otherwise why do people like to sleep on buckwheat husk pillows? It's good for IQ!"

"Stop talking nonsense, I think you just can't come up with a decent name, so you put it on your in-laws, and you pretend to be generous." Qiao's mother revealed her husband's background, "Jack, let me tell you, your father is just uneducated."

"Why am I uneducated? I also graduated from college..."

"A community college is also called a university? Then my cousin who farmed in my hometown retired and went to college, a university for the elderly!"

The old couple were arguing about the idiot bag. Qiao Dongliang persuaded him for a long time, and said loudly: "Come on, let's call it Maimai, Qiao Maimai. Grain is easy to grow and raise, and it sounds fresh."

Qiao Dazhuang and Qiao's mother looked at each other, and at the same time felt that his son's proposal was good, and immediately made a decision: "Okay, let's call it Maimai."

"Okay, Jack, come and teach your son to remember his own name. I'll hurry up and cook with mom. People are almost here." Qiao Dongliang dragged his mother into the kitchen.

After half an hour, seven or eight dishes were on the table, and the guests arrived on time. Luo Qingqing and his wife came to see their nephew with several large boxes of gifts.

"Big cousin, are you getting rich?" Jack said emotionally, "My elder brother often talked about when you were young, he ate your lollipop, and you chased him for several planets and beat him up. He has a psychological shadow on the lollipop."

"It's all about my childhood, why mention it for more than 100 years." Back then, Lori, who was full of anger, had already become a wife, mother and grandmother. After 100 years of baptism, her face was no longer as bright as it used to be, but there was another kind of tenderness. Harmonious, of course, in view of the professional relationship, there is also a little low-key wretchedness in the gentleness and harmony.

Qiao Dazhuang and Qiao's mother heard from Qiao Dongliang that the eldest cousin and his wife were actually the famous bloody screwdrivers, and suddenly felt radiant. Qiao Dazhuang deliberately brought up the 60-year-old Xifeng wine that had been hidden for half his life from the basement to entertain those who had visited his house all his life. Most famous people.

Luo Qingqing had high blood pressure and couldn't drink alcohol. After eating two bites of food, she was full of praise for her sister-in-law's cooking skills. During the dinner, she talked about old things, and couldn't help asking: "How is Uncle Carton? Has his eldest son married?"

"I'm married." Jack told her, "I married a very cheerful Lightning Beast. Uncle Caton personally found him for him, saying that he hoped to make him a more manly man."

To be able to marry a tough wife to take care of such things as "be a man" is really a disaster for General Carton, is it true that the whole family will accept it?Qiao Dongliang wiped his sweat silently, and heard Luo Qingqing ask again: "How is Uncle Aluhan? Are you still fighting with General Caton all day?"

"They're divorced."

"Ah? Divorced?" Luo Qingqing was stunned at first, and then happily said: "Great, is Aluhan going back to his hometown? My God, I can finally give him back his tribe and women!"

It turned out that she and General Caton were on the same ship and fell into trouble on the planet where Aruhan was. After being spotted by Caton, Aruhan was forcibly taken away, and his tribe and women were handed over to Luo Qingqing. The money was paid to help her run the tribe. In the past 100 years, Luo Qingqing was still annoyed by hundreds of women who lost their husbands. If she hadn't met a wandering screwdriver on the Internet, she would have almost been turned into a lily queen.

Even now, she goes back to the tribe twice a year, and is pestered by priests and witches to take in those women who have no masters. Of course, they don't plan to let her lily now because she has a husband who can take concubines.

"I'm afraid not." Jack said, "Uncle Aruhan has agreed to stay in the Baker Kingdom and help us govern the country. He has been studying the political management courses of our galaxy over the years, and has gained a lot of practical experience with Caton. , just willing to stay and help us, so your female slaves should be left for you to continue to enjoy. And his youngest son and boyfriend are staying in Baker Kingdom, I don’t think he will leave his son and come back alone.”

Luo Qingqing's hope that had just been ignited was extinguished, and she immediately showed a frustrated expression. The wandering screwdriver patted the back of her hand comfortingly: "Okay, don't get entangled, soon the priests and witches will stop tossing about."

"Why?" Luo Qingqing was puzzled.The wandering screwdriver said calmly: "I'm over 120 years old, and I was diagnosed with ED a few days ago, now, I'm useless now, at most they will pester you, Lily, and won't let me take a concubine anymore. "

"That's great dear." Luo Qingqing said sincerely while holding her husband's hand, "I also just found out uterine fibroids, and I'll be just like you after the surgery. We will be able to live happily together after we lose our fertility."

Sure enough, the way danmei authors express their love is very strange and heroic, just...why is it so thunderous?

The four onlookers all looked struck by lightning, and there were goosebumps under the table. Only kid Qiao Maimai was very happy. He slipped down from his father's head, ran to the table along his arm, and hugged him. A round meatball crawled back, and carefully hid the soupy meatball in its nest.

So happy, Mini Lemon finally has a CP... Qiao Maimai thought happily.

Jack felt something weird on his head, so he reached out and scratched it twice, oh, why is his hair always so greasy recently?It must be because of the bad shampoo...