Violence and Pro Guide

Qiao Dongliang was right to worry, and soon he discovered that his son did have a serious fetish, and he would often become very restless when no one was with him, and he could only calm down by holding fragments of eggshells.

But Chick is not in love with everything. For now, the objects he is in love with are ranked as follows in order of importance: "Hu Huang" > glass plastic egg shell > clothes worn by "Hu Huang" > dad > clothes worn by dad .

Once the above-mentioned objects are not around, the trouble will be serious. Within 10 minutes, he will turn upside down a radius of [-] meters around him, ranging from a hurricane passing through the country to a terrorist attack.The frightening thing is that this guy has developed very well, with infinite strength and extraordinary IQ, completely surpassing the development speed of ordinary bat rainbows.

Even when he wasn't ransacking the house, he would perform tricks such as "cracking the baby bottle with bare claws" and "locking the throat with a golden fork" for the two fathers whenever he was happy.

The couple were in a state of desperation. After checking a lot of information, they found out that his son was extremely insecure. It was probably because Qiao Dongliang was either fighting a war or being a hostage when he was pregnant, which made him very scared and anxious. fault.Thinking about it this way, both of them were very guilty, and they agreed to take care of their son in 24-hour shifts, and put him on his head at other times except when he was asleep, so as to reduce his anxiety.

Even so, as long as the little white chicken was replaced by his father, he would make a fuss from time to time, watering and fertilizing his curly hair, which made Jack choked up.

"Do you smell the smell of rotten eggs on my head?" Jack finally took his wife to take a bath while his son was asleep, lowered his head and clubbed the curly hair into Qiao Dongliang's arms, and said aggrievedly, "The eggshell is so old, it's too late." It stinks for a long time, and he still holds it all day, I don’t want to touch my hair anymore!” The implication is: Come and wash it for me, I will be jealous to see you bathing your son all day , the chick is very important, but the big chicken also needs comfort, dear!

"No, I've washed his eggshell several times, and it doesn't smell at all." Qiao Dongliang was washing his hair with a new lemon shampoo, rubbing his hands to make lather, and when he saw him coming over, he stopped by He also rubbed the curly hair, and said, "And I'm trying to quit him. The glass glue is lemon-flavored. I bought a box of mini lemons online. It should arrive today. When the time comes, put the egg Just secretly replace the shell with him."

"That's okay? You're so smart, why didn't I think of it!" Jack couldn't help but lament that his wife is still careful in raising children, flushing the bubbles off his head, hugging him, rubbing him, rubbing him, rubbing himself as hot as a burning stove "Son, let's talk about it when he's asleep? Are you alright?"

After giving birth, Qiao Dongliang's hormone levels haven't been fully balanced yet, and he doesn't seem to be very interested in that kind of thing. They haven't made out for so many days, but now they feel a little bit of being rubbed by him, so they don't do much. He resisted and acquiesced: "Hurry up, he will wake up soon."

After finishing speaking, he turned around obediently and leaned against the wall, relaxing his body and waiting for Jack to expand himself.

Jack turned the water down a little bit to prevent him from suffocating. He wrapped his arms around his waist to stabilize his body. His fiery lips ignited fire on his smooth neck and smooth shoulders. He felt his body completely relaxed before slowly relaxing. Enter.

He hadn't done such a drastic thing for nearly ten months. Qiao Dongliang's body was so sensitive that he almost vomited as soon as the back was filled up. He leaned on the wall with both hands and tried his best to flatten his body against the cool metal wall. The heat between the legs was slightly under control.However, this posture made his inside tighten even more, and Jack almost lost his mind when he was pinched, and he sprinted vigorously without waiting for him to adapt, knocking his wet body against the metal wall to make a crisp water sound.

"Slow, slow down." Qiao Dongliang has always been relatively silent at this time, but this time he was really screwed up too hard. He put his backhand against his body and said in a hoarse voice, "Stop, let, let me take a breath."

Jack had been abstinent for more than ten months, and he was going to be dumbfounded. He held his breath and stopped, feeling the buzzing in his ears. After waiting for less than three seconds, he couldn't help it anymore. The posture of cutting his arms backwards pressed him firmly against the wall, holding his wrists up and up, and up again, until he bit his overlapping fingertips in his mouth, and then began to move slowly again.

Qiao Dongliang was leaning against the wall in an awkward posture. In order to avoid hitting his head, he had to support his body with his shoulders. Because his arms were lifted high behind him, his waist had to be twisted into an S shape, and his hips were slightly raised.

This kind of posture can only be penetrated deeper by the person behind him, and the stabbing is more enjoyable. He himself is getting stronger and stronger every time, and he was stabbed unconsciously before long.

The liquid flowed out slowly, but he didn't feel it. He only felt his legs go weak, and his mind was like fireworks, and the red and green were all stars.Jack hadn't finished yet, he backed out stiffly, turned his limp body around again, raised his legs on his waist and re-entered, holding his buttocks like a powerful orangutan, lifted up and sat down, He didn't know whether it was pain, itching or pleasure, his eyes flashed golden light wave after wave, and his canine teeth bared out uncontrollably, almost piercing his lower lip.

The shower was still spraying water, and the cool water hit Jack's broad and strong back, splashing small sprays like fog. Qiao Dongliang hugged his neck and tried to adjust his breathing, feeling like he was hugging a big man. Like a stove, I really doubt that the fog is not fog at all, but evaporated water vapor.

I don't know how long it took, Qiao Dongliang's legs became numb and his waist became numb. He couldn't stand Jack still working hard like a pile driver. He gasped and reminded: "You, are you enough? My son is going to wake up."

Jack was immersed in the long-lost pleasure and wished to die on him, but at least his rationality was still there. When he reminded him, he couldn't help thinking that if he continued like this, he might face a disaster scene of a hurricane passing by. So reluctantly moved a few times quickly and let it out.

"I can't stand you..." Qiao Dongliang was almost cut in two by him, leaning on the wall and trembling, really wondering if his name had any special meaning, whether it was alluding to his tragic fate——according to the intensity May be killed by the sun one day.

"I'm sorry, I've endured it for too long, I won't do it next time." Jack washed his body with the shower, and apologized repeatedly, but his tone was extremely cheerful.The hot big hands rubbed his back a few times, and kissed his back: "Does it hurt? I'll give you a massage later."

"Remember." The slave didn't use it for nothing.

Qiao Dongliang barely regained his composure, and just as he was putting on his bathrobe, suddenly his temples twitched, and an ominous premonition floated in his heart.Jack also seemed to have a premonition of something, and the body that was washing was slightly frozen, and he looked over at him.

The two looked at each other, and before they could speak, the bathroom door was smashed open with a "bang!" and a small white figure stood outside the bathroom door, looking inside cautiously through the crack, waiting to see Seeing Qiao Dongliang's figure, he rushed over cheering: "Hu Huang!"

Before Qiao Dongliang's bathrobe was tied up, the bird was exposed, and he threw him on the face impartially, and fell on his back to the ground with a loud noise.Xiaoji didn't realize that he had destroyed the fixed assets of the family. He lay on Qiao Dongliang's face and began to cry with aggrieved face. The crying was tragic, and the crying was innocent, as if it wasn't him who broke the door, but something Like a monster that no one can see.

Jack was worse than Qiao Dongliang. His son rushed in unexpectedly. He was still naked under the shower, slipped his feet inadvertently, and hit a hole with the back of his head on the metal wall!

Pit father ah!Jack was furious, and really wanted to grab his son and beat him up, but seeing his crying and pitiful appearance, he felt lucky again: Fortunately, he ejaculated early. It must be dead, don't even think about it for half a month-Chicken has a strong desire to possess Qiao Dongliang, and anyone who wants to share "huhuang" with him is a class enemy!

All three members of the family were covered in water, Qiao Dongliang had to take a shower again with his son on his back, tidied up and went back to the bedroom, the little white chicken was still squatting on his head sobbing and crying.Qiao Dongliang couldn't bear to pull him down, and said seriously: "Listen, you are not allowed to damage the fixed facilities of the house in the future, including beds, tables, cabinets, doors, etc., do you hear me?"

⊙_⊙?Xiaoji put away her tears for a second and looked at him innocently, expressing that I didn't know anything.

"I know you understand!" Qiao Dongliang poked his forehead with his index finger and snatched the eggshell from his arms, "Don't play dumb for me, or I'll lose your eggshell!"

⊙ mouth ⊙!The little chicken immediately changed its face, nodded like pecking rice, to show that I understood, and then stretched out a small wing: Where is my egg shell?

"You're not allowed to ransack the house anymore. When you wake up and can't find anyone, just stay alone obediently. We will come to see you after we finish our business." Qiao Dongliang took the opportunity to set up some family rules for him.

⊙△⊙!The little chicken was a little tangled, rubbing its little wings and hesitated for a long time, and nodded aggrievedly: "Chirp~"

"This is a good boy." Qiao Dongliang handed him the eggshell, and he immediately hugged it to his chest and rubbed it twice with his face, squinting his eyes and showing a gratified smile.

"Also, you are not allowed to come in when the father and father are taking a bath." Qiao Dongliang remembered an important thing, and added, "Remember, as long as the father and father are together, when the door is closed , are never allowed to break into the door, understand?"

⊙△⊙A thunderbolt from the blue sky, Xiaoji can't accept such a cruel reality at all——his ownership of "Huhuang" is actually ranked behind his father!

It must be the wrong way for me to open it!Chick squirmed in disbelief, and looked at Qiao Dongliang questioningly: "Jiujiu?!"

"Okay, you can knock on the door. Father promises to come out to accompany you as soon as you knock on the door, okay?" Qiao Dongliang couldn't bear his pure and sad eyes, and compromised, "You and father are my favorite people, You can't be angry with your father for the sake of your father."

What?Is it not me that "Hu Huang" likes?Beloved...to be shared? OH~NO~ The chick yelled angrily: "Tweet, chirp, chirp, chirp!" I want to beat Dad!

"What's the matter?" Jack came out after cleaning the bathroom door, and saw his son's noisy feathers stand on end, and said in surprise, "What's wrong with him? Did you confiscate his eggshell again? Oh, it's okay, isn't it just a door? I It's all repaired, return the eggshell to him quickly, it will make my son anxious."

Qiao Dongliang said helplessly, "Don't guess blindly, okay? I'm setting up rules for him. If this goes on, Da Brahma will be torn apart by him."

The chick has a lot of snot and tears, staring at his father with round eyes, seeing the perfect abdominal muscles from his slender thighs, and then seeing the broad chest and powerful arms, looking down at his little wings and little With short legs, he finally realizes desperately that he has no ability to compete for "huhuang" in the world of adults who prey on the jungle.

The strong sense of loss made the newborn little white chicken feel sad and resentful. After struggling for a while, he decided to vent his dissatisfaction like a man, so he waved his little wings and slammed the egg shell to the ground. His chubby little body Ping Ping lay face down on the bed, and cried loudly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Isn't the eggshell in your hand? Then why are you crying?" Jack was puzzled, holding him in his arms by his short feathers, carefully wiped his tears and snot with his thumb, and pressed it to his head, " Be good, dad loves you, the express delivery is coming, let's see what good things my father bought for us..."

The little white chicken reluctantly lay down in the soft curly hair, grabbed his father's hair and wiped his nose, and was surprised to find that he smelled an incomparably intimate and seductive smell, which was exactly the same as his precious eggshell.

So happy!The little white chicken screamed happily and nestled its whole body in the lemon-scented hair. Although there was still a little sadness in the depths of its heart, its pure body and mind had been completely captured by the lemon, and it felt like being on top of its head by its father instantly. It's the most beautiful thing in the world!

The life of a child is so simple...

Qiao Dongliang looked at the backs of the father and son leaving speechlessly, bent down and picked up the broken eggshells of his son, carefully wrapped them in tissue paper and put them in the closet - it's hard to say whether the mini lemon tubes will work, in case he wants to If there is a commotion, maybe I will have to glue this thing on him again.

Jack carried his son around Brahma for two times, and the delivery arrived. There was a whole box of mini lemons, each about the size of a kumquat. The yellow oranges were fragrant, and they were placed in the box like Easter eggs. They were very beautiful.

Qiao Dongliang placed lemons in a circle in Chick's special crib (actually a cotton nest with a diameter of about [-] centimeters, usually placed between his and Jack's pillows for his son to take a nap), and then put The son put it in: "Do you like it? They are all delicious toys."

"Jiujiu~" Chick looked at the mini lemon excitedly, held his little wings in disbelief and stomped on the spot, until Qiao Dongliang picked up a lemon and stuffed it in his hand, then he cheered and jumped into the pile of lemons, rolling around There was a lot of joy.

Children are such easy-to-satisfy animals... Qiao Dongliang thought with admiration, if Jack knew he wanted to share himself with others, he would have to burn down the entire space station.

Thinking about it this way, her husband is cuter. Qiao Dongliang gently touched Jack's big head, and Jack was flattered: "Are you okay?"

"..." Qiao Dongliang angrily withdrew his hand and asked, "It's been a few days, why haven't your eldest cousin and cousin-in-law come here?"

"Oh, didn't I tell you?" Jack patted his head and frowned, "I was dizzy from being tormented by this brat, and my father-in-law and mother-in-law called before, saying that you are almost confinement, and told us to take it with you quickly." The kids go home, they want to see the grandkids."

"What nonsense are you talking about! When did I go into confinement? I'm a man and men don't need to go into confinement!" Qiao Dongliang yelled frantically, "And what does it have to do with your cousin?"

"My cousin and the others also called me later. I thought we'd have to go back anyway, why not ask them to wait for us at the house of my father-in-law and mother-in-law." Jack spread his hands, "Isn't that a good idea?"

"... Not bad! Why did you let them come to my house? What if my parents say something that offends the God of Tanmei? They are not rotten!"

"That's old calendar." Jack touched his head reassuringly, "In the past month, they have both become fans of Bloody Screwdriver, and joined the Tanmei God Cult."

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