Violence and Pro Guide

"Son?" Jack called out cautiously, and after two or three seconds, there was a slight "chirp~" from behind the fallen cabinet.

"Son!" Jack quickly lifted the cabinet to the side, picked out all kinds of broken bottles and rotten dishes in the back, and then... squatted there stunned.

"What's wrong?" Qiao Dongliang looked over his shoulder, and saw a white fur ball the size of a fist curled up under a slanted tray. The feathers all over his body were wet and sticky, and the short feathers on the top of his head and the back of his neck were as branched as electric shocks. A pair of light gray round eyes looked at Jack in horror, and when they heard Qiao Dongliang's voice, they looked at Qiao Dongliang in horror again.

Before Qiao Dongliang complained, "Fuck, it's really a chicken", the little furball suddenly screamed, and the little orange paws tremblingly grabbed a glass bottle stopper, trying to move its chubby body to Jack's eyes. "Crack!" It landed on his feet with a loud sound.

Spit provocatively, turned and ran away, and hid under the tray again.

"He's hitting you! Ahahaha!" Qiao Dongliang smiled inappropriately.Jack stretched out his hand to grab his son, the little fur ball uttered a sharp cry, and rolled around to avoid his black hand, but after all, the chicken had short legs, and he quickly grabbed the short feathers on the back of his neck and lifted it up.

"Aww~" The moment his feet were off the ground, Fuqiu suddenly howled with a crying voice, and a yellowish liquid spewed out, soaking Jack's hand.

"Damn it!" Jack was so tormented by his son that he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He crawled out of the ruins while dripping with water and pinched the fur ball, and called to Qiao Dongliang, "Bring me a towel, this guy is still mouthing, and he probably wants to pee!"

It's a pity that he guessed wrong. What came out this time was not a liquid, but a yellow semi-solidified colloid.

So Qiao Dongliang finally knew what he stepped on at the elevator door.

A faint stench filled the messy nursery, Qiao Dongliang resisted the urge to laugh wildly, found a large piece of gauze, and wrapped his son like a rice dumpling.Jack shook his hands and rushed to the sink to wash his hands, angrily said: "The prenatal education is a lie, otherwise why can't he even hear my voice?!"

"I think it's okay." Qiao Dongliang found an insulated box from the fallen cabinet, and mixed some hot water to bathe his son.The white hairball stood cautiously in the water, its small orange paws trembling, and its big eyes looked around. After finding that there were no weapons for self-defense around, it shifted its gaze to Qiao Dongliang, and put on a cute expression. Shout out flatteringly: "Jiujiu~"

"Look, he knows me." Qiao Dongliang said happily, squeezed the bath liquid on the chicken's head, rubbed out foam with two fingers, and bathed him gently.The little chicken was trembling with fear at first, but then it was too comfortable, and it squatted down in the water with one buttocks, showing an expression of wanting to die.

"Look at how well-behaved he is, it must be because your prenatal training method is wrong." Qiao Dongliang looked at the bubbly chick under his hand, and at the yellow water washed down from Jack's hand, suddenly filled with a strange sense of superiority.

"It's not fair! I treat him much better than you! I didn't know how to put my heart into prenatal education. Don't think that I don't know that you are perfunctory every time. You are lying to an egg by telling basketball rules and blood beast classification." What?!" Jack said angrily, and stretched out his index finger to poke the chicken again, "Hey, what do you mean! Do you look down on me?"

"Hey, what are you doing!" Qiao Dongliang blocked his hand and shook him with bubble water, "Go away, don't hinder us from taking a shower, we ignore you!"

"Chirp, chirp!" Chick continued like a fart, rubbing Qiao Dongliang's finger flatteringly, "Chirp~"

"...I'm so pissed off by you!" Jack wanted to leave, but he couldn't bear to leave his son. After struggling for a long time, he dragged a chair and sat next to them to watch them take a bath, watching his angry eyes melt into sweet sugar water.

"Why does he hold his wings all the time?" Qiao Dongliang poked the chick's wings, since the moment he saw it, he had been holding his wings.The chick was poked and shaken by him, but he didn't let go. Qiao Dongliang scratched his armpit twice with his index finger. He chuckled, and when he let go, a black object fell into the water with a "plop". .

"Ang~" The chick was anxious, plunged into the water and jumped up, raised his head wet for a while, held a black round bead on the tip of his small wings and handed it to Qiao Dongliang: "Chirp~"

"Oh, it's his fate stone." Qiao Dongliang wiped the beads on the gauze and handed them to Jack. Just as Jack was about to pick them up, Chick protested excitedly: "Ang! Tweet!"

"Hey, this is Dad. I have to put away the Fate Stone for Dad, so that I won't be able to marry a wife in the future." Qiao Dongliang touched his son's head to comfort him. Jack was shot innocently, and rolled his eyes and said, " I despise you".

The chick handed in the fate stone, sat back in the water suspiciously, raised his eyebrows threateningly at Jack, then used his small wings to pick up a large handful of bubbles and put them on his head, screaming at Qiao Dongliang in a milky voice, signaling He continued to bathe himself.

"It's so quick to find out who is his real father, good boy!" Qiao Dongliang then lamented while rubbing bubbles for him with two fingers.Jack was about to be stunned to death by his son, and said, "Am I the stepfather? Who shot him in your belly, without my hard work..."

"Get out!" Qiao Dongliang blackened and flipped the table in a second, and kicked the guy who talked unscrupulously because he fell out of favor, out of the nursery, "Hurry up and clean up! The bloody screwdriver is coming, do you want to let it go?" Does your eldest cousin and cousin-in-law think that you have to pick up junk for a living after you have been so miserable?"

"You guys are ruthless! Just ignore me if you can!" Jack yelled loudly at the door and left.The little white chicken screamed happily, picked up a large piece of bubbles and pasted it on his face, breathed, and then cried out of choking: "Cough, cough! Boom..."

The chick is still very cute after being washed. Its small oval scales lie on its body like feathers, exuding a heat slightly higher than human body temperature, which is very similar to the feeling of warming him in the stomach.Qiao Dongliang originally thought that laying eggs and hatching chickens was quite appropriate, but he didn't think so when he saw his son. He carried him all the way back to the bedroom, put him on the soft down pillow, and looked at his round head and brain. They're all going to be petrified.

"Son." Qiao Dongliang smoothed the short feathers on his head with a finger, and coaxed him softly, "Call me Dad...no, call me King Father."

"..." Chick stared at him with big light gray eyes, then smiled obsequiously, drooled all over the pillow, and murmured, "Hu, Hu Huang."

"Hey!" Qiao Dongliang's legs were sore. Seeing him drooling, he guessed that he was hungry, so he went to the kitchen to make milk powder for him.

The milk powder has been prepared a long time ago. It is a kind of macromolecular particles extracted from plants. It melts in water. It is sweet and delicious and easy to digest. It is said that it is the favorite of the cubs.Sure enough, the little white chicken held the bottle and didn't let it go. It didn't let go until its belly visibly bulged out a small bag, hiccupped, and fell asleep with its head tilted.

I can eat and sleep, I have no worries at all...

"Is he asleep?" Jack couldn't help running over to see his son halfway through cleaning up, squatting on the bedside and gently stroking the chubby little white chicken. The father's love was so overwhelming that he drowned himself, "How can it be so cute? Well, they will beat people when they are born!"

"Hey, are you complimenting him?" Qiao Dongliang didn't understand his logic at all.Jack was intoxicated and said: "Sure enough, a strong alliance is the kingly way. Look at how strong our son is. He will smash his father's feet when he just hatches. He will definitely be stronger than us in the future!"

Speaking of it, he is quite weird, the villain with big fists actually turned Brahma upside down, Qiao Dongliang secretly clicked his tongue - what he knew was that I gave birth to a little white chicken, and those who didn’t know thought that I had raised a brood Huskies too!He found a small towel to cover his son's belly, and asked Jack puzzledly: "You said that the incubation period is three or four days away, why did he come out early? There will be no problem, right?"

"He can do everything half a beat faster than normal people, and it's not uncommon for him to hatch early. Do you think he can smash the whole ship into a mess, as if he has a physical problem?" Jack was so proud, pouted Kissing the little chicken, but afraid of waking him up, he gave him a smack and said, "This guy is really quick-tempered, okay, it suits me very well!"

"Okay, don't get intoxicated, go to work, don't wait for the guests to come and scare them." Qiao Dongliang was still thinking about the arrival of the idol, half dragged and half hugged Jack out of the bedroom, and drove the cleaning car to clean the battlefield on the upper floor. Send him down to clean up the nursery.Jack couldn't resist his wife's order, so he went to work without hesitation.

In the bedroom, the little white chicken took a nap for a while, as if dreaming of something, turned over uncomfortably on the pillow, kicked the small towel away with its little paws, and woke up.

"Jiujiu?" The little white chicken looked around and found that "Huhuang" was gone, panicked immediately, dragged a small towel to cover itself tightly, bit the corner of the towel and shivered.

Smacking his mouth twice, he seemed to feel that the smell was not right. He threw down the small towel, grabbed the corner of the pillow, sniffed it, threw it away in disgust, and wandered around in disbelief.

"Ang~" Suddenly found the shirt that Qiao Dongliang had changed, he rushed over cheering, rolled over and wrapped himself in the sleeve of the shirt, twisted twice, still felt something was wrong, and sat down with his legs crossed After a while, he burst into tears: "Hu Huang..."

Da Fantian said it was not too big, but it was not too small. After Qiao Dongliang finished cleaning and helped Jack tidy up the nursery, it was already half an hour later.

"Are you hungry? Take a bath first or eat first?" Jack asked his wife.Qiao Dongliang said: "I'm not too hungry, why don't I stew the soup and take a bath, I just have dinner after taking a bath."

Jack nodded, thinking of his son, he was a little worried: "Go back and see your son, I wonder if he's awake."

"Shouldn't it? The information says that newborns need to sleep for more than ten hours a day. He just had a full meal, so he has to sleep for an hour or two before he wakes up, right?"

But after all, it is not impossible for his little white chicken to have some exceptions, so they decided to go back to the bedroom to see their son.

"Where are people?" Jack was dumbfounded when he saw the clothes all over the floor. The bedroom was like a hurricane passing through. Everything Qiao Dongliang used was dragged out, his shirt, his underwear, his mug, even his The paper that wiped the snot was flattened and spread on the pillow.

"Fuck, can't this guy save some time?" Qiao Dongliang was about to go crazy when he was facing another disaster scene after cleaning up one disaster scene. He roughly put the things back together and found no sign of his son. He said anxiously , "Where did he go?"

For the first time, Jack felt that the Brahma was too big for the little chickens to live in. He rushed to the main control room and searched the monitoring records of the past half an hour. Garbage disposal station! Brighten up! Turn off the power to the disposal station, and my son will be crushed!"

There is a garbage disposal station at the tail of the Brahma, where the garbage of the entire ship is usually transported there, and it is compressed into extremely high-density small round cakes for storage.Usually their garbage is relatively small, and they only process it once a month or two. Today, the little white chicken made a mess, and the amount of garbage reached a critical value, and the processing station was automatically opened.

And at this moment, their crazy little white chicken is sitting on the garbage conveyor belt, playing with garbage happily.

Qiao Dongliang cut off the power, ran to the tail cabin, and lost his soul in fright—his son was sitting less than ten centimeters away from the tablet press, and in two minutes at night, he might be crushed into chicken chops.

"What kind of plane are you, you brat!" Qiao Dongliang was furious, picked up his son, bent his middle finger and flicked his butt twice, "Sleep well, what are you doing here!"

The little white chicken was beaten up and cried, hugging a piece of garbage and weeping sadly: "Hu Huang..."

Big drops of tears fell down, making Qiao Dongliang's heart soften, so he could only take out the garbage in his hands first.Unexpectedly, the brat's little wings are very powerful, and he hugged the garbage tightly. It took him a long time to pull it out. When he saw it, it turned out to be a piece of broken eggshell, which was still covered with environmentally friendly glass glue.

"Are you thinking about it like this? The egg shell is still kept as a memorial?" Qiao Dongliang was speechless, and he wanted to lose it. The chicken immediately cried: "Woohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

How excited do you have to be to use everything you can say?Qiao Dongliang had no choice but to return the egg shell to him, and the chick rubbed his hands gratefully: "Jiujiu~"

Just after taking a bath, he looked like a mud pig in the garbage dump. Qiao Dongliang had no choice but to take his son to take a bath together, and then gave him something to eat after washing.When it was the turn of the two fathers to eat, the little thing was already sleeping on his father's head, his saliva was bubbling (the way the bat rainbow dragon brings a cub is to put his son on his head), and he was still holding him in his arms eggshells.

"Do you think he has a fetish? Because he has been in contact with glass glue for too long during the incubation period, he has become attached to the smell of glass glue?" Qiao Dongliang looked at Jack's head sadly.Jack's face was a little dignified, and he sighed for a long time: "Look, there are disadvantages to using glass glue. It's better to use transparent glue at the beginning."

"Get out!"