Violence and Pro Guide

Emperor Evans went back to investigate the destined couple incident, and Qiao Dongliang and Jack finally ushered in their first real two-person world after their engagement (if you don't count the egg in the bedroom)!

No fleeing, no fighting, no worrying about having children, just falling in love, life is so beautiful!Jack happily makes his wife mutton soup, beef soup, old duck soup and various soups every day, and then watches him drink every drop, and then walks with him in Brahma, and then takes a bath, cuts his hair and manicures, Accompany him to sleep again and tell him the traditional bedtime story of the delta galaxy about "Humph Dragon vs. Lightning Beast", completely indulging in the joy of curing the second disease.

Qiao Dongliang was exhausted, his face became more and more rosy every day, and he was almost not like a vampire. The only painful thing was that he was escorted to the delivery room by Jack on a regular basis every day (because he was firmly opposed to putting eggs in the bedroom, and now it has been changed to Nursery), "prenatal education" for his round-headed son - Jack believes that it is very important to establish a harmonious father-son relationship during the incubation period, so he has a conversation with his son every day.

Jack's love for the chick is overflowing from the heart, and every love education is profound and touching.Qiao Dongliang himself is not good at giving speeches, so he can only talk about dry popular science knowledge to Dan, such as the difference between the three-point line and the penalty line, and the classification of blood beasts in the Baker Kingdom. I don’t know if Dan has any opinions. He himself is anyway I feel very boring.

The warm world of the two lasted for more than 20 days. On this day, they received an advertisement from the official publicity office of the Near Earth Space Port. It turned out that a large-scale COSPLAY conference will be held here every four years. The spare time life of the dead house dwellers stationed in Hong Kong is secondly to earn popularity by advertising.Qiao Dongliang happened to be a little bored, so he urged Jack to attend the conference together.

After getting the chick, Jack has been omnipotent about his wife's life, and he is also a COSPLAY lover, so he agreed without hesitation.The couple discussed it and decided to cosplay their common idol—a pair of popular CPs in the classic works of Bloody Screwdriver. One played the vampire hunter and the other played the role of Zongzi.

When the custom-made costumes and props were delivered by courier, they received a special surprise announced by the organizing committee-the bloody screwdriver who has always been a dragon but never saw the end actually accepted the invitation of the conference. He wanted to come in person and sign a sale on the spot !

What a pleasant surprise!The husband and wife were so excited that they didn't fall asleep all night. They dug out all the classic comics and novels in the storage room and decided to ask the master to sign them for sale. Jack was so excited that he almost ironed all the books with an iron. .

On the day of the meeting, the two of them changed their clothes and put on makeup early, and stood in front of the mirror when they were done. It was basically a restoration of God, especially the son of Zongzi played by Qiao Dongliang, who looked ghostly without even applying powder, which was perfect!

The venue of the conference was surprisingly lively. In addition to the resident sailors at the space port, many fans from other places also came to participate. The most on-site were Japanese manga and American manga cosplayers, and there were also traditional Chinese characters such as Cucurbita and Black Cat Sheriff. Because of the bloody screwdriver His works have always been a combination of Chinese and Western, and Jack and Qiao Dongliang, the CP of Western Hunters X Chinese Zongzi, are very Western-style and have attracted a large number of fans.

The arrival of the bloody screwdriver pushed the meeting to a climax. Many fans, especially Lolita fans, jumped on it crazily. Even the port special police who maintained order were crushed into scum by them.No matter how great the force value is on this occasion, Jack can only try his best to wrap his zongzi in his arms to prevent being crushed into zongzi by crazy fans.

Under the desperate struggle of the special police, the scene was finally stabilized. Under the protection of the secretary-general of the organizing committee, two hale and hearty figures boarded the signing platform. Man, who is that aunt next to him? His wife?"

"Impossible, he is my male god! I love you male god! Kill the aunt next to him!"

"Stop! Let go of that aunt! I bet a cartload of cucumbers, the aunt next to me is the real bloody screwdriver! Danmei writers are generally dumb!"

"...The map cannonballs, who said Mu Jiji, the author of danmei, is going to cry, okay?"

"Ah——I love you as a male god! I love you as a goddess! I love you even if you are male or female! I will defend the bloody screwdriver to the death. Whoever wants to kill him must kill me first!"

"Yes! Get out of your brain! Fire at me!"

The group of demons danced wildly, and the saliva was splashing, but the uncles and aunts on the stage kept their faces calm. They didn't both stand up until the organizing committee calmed down the shouts, and said, "Hi everyone, we are bloody screwdrivers."

The scene was silent, and everyone was stunned. A wicked smile appeared on the corner of the uncle's mouth: "I am the screwdriver of the vagabond."

The aunt continued: "I am Bloody Mary."

Harmony: "We collectively call Blood Screwdrivers!"

Brain powder: =口=

Jack: =mouth=

Qiao Dongliang: -mouth-

After a brief silence, a fierce quarrel broke out again:

"I, no, believe, believe! The bloody screwdriver is actually two people!"

"I don't believe in true love any more. Is the Great God playing with our integrity?"

"It's so shameless. Tanmei should be pure. It is no longer acceptable for them to open V to make money. Fortunately, there are websites for stealing texts to rob the poor and help the rich. This kind of co-authoring by the two is simply cheating money! Rotten women and straight men colluded to cheat Fans’ money! Cheat money for life! Readers who buy V are idiots!”

"The counterattack of pirated texts is rough! The words of the great gods are not blown by the wind! What's wrong with the two writing together? Danmei hall-level veteran Dianqianhuan is also a fusion of gay friends! Respecting the original is everyone's responsibility. Wherever Danmei is cheap, he deserves it Stolen?"

"Where is the idiot who stole the text? Let me go! Don't insult my god, die-hard fans are here, shoot at me!"

In the chaos, only the duo of masters and gods were peaceful and the wind could not move them. After a short break in discussion, the wandering screwdriver spoke again: "Thank you for your long-term support for us, for the support of Danmei originals, whether it is pirated readers or Genuine readers, except for a small group of criminals who take the initiative to steal texts and profit from them, you are all our confidantes, our Bole, without your reading, we would not be where we are today, please accept our sincere thanks. "

Saying that, the two uncles and aunts who were over a hundred years old joined hands and bowed deeply to the audience and all the COSERs.

The scene gradually quieted down. Qiao Dongliang felt the charm of the idol's personality up close for the first time, and he couldn't help but excitedly squeezed Jack's hand. Jack's face was a little twitching, and he looked at the two on the stage thoughtfully.

"We are not only partners, but also husband and wife. The reason why we are here today is to commemorate the 80th anniversary of our marriage, and on the other hand, to find a relative we haven't seen for many years." Bloody Mary continued. , "Senior readers may remember my pen name, Bloody Mary, 80 years ago I was a Danmei writer who was active on the 'Green Leaf Original Network'. And my husband's wandering screwdriver is the original animation network of 'Youxianqi' Danmei painters, we met in Danmei, became attached to Danmei, and after we got married, we decided to continue this career that many people don’t understand. Since then, I have created scripts, and he has drawn original paintings. This painting has been [-] years.”

Slight sobs began to sound at the scene, and many lolis shed tears of emotion for their romantic revolutionary love. Even Qiao Dongliang felt hot, and only Jack's expression became more embarrassing.

The homeless screwdriver took a tender look at his gray-haired wife and said, "Due to the bloody scandals and pinches in the industry, we have not made this matter public, but most of our lives have passed, and we have already reached the end of our lives." , Many things have been taken away, so today I made up my mind to stand here and restore a real bloody screwdriver. Whether you understand it or not, I have to say that bloody screwdrivers are just ordinary writers, ordinary painters, maybe we The style of his works is not high, and the spread is not far, but we have loved it all our lives, we are worthy of ourselves and our readers, and we have a clear conscience.”

Prolonged applause broke out from the audience, and the applause stopped. The bloody screwdriver duo bowed together again: "Thank you for your tolerance and support, and we will continue to work hard. Even if we cannot continue to write and paint due to age, we will still Standing here to support other writers and painters, I hope they go further and enjoy a better industry environment."

Applause again.

After the speech was over and the signing started, the scene became chaotic again. Numerous idiot fans and idiots rushed to line up to sign the sales. Qiao Dongliang quickly occupied a seat in the front, and waved at Jack in a hurry: "Bring the comics here! Bring them here!" I'm taking my seat!"

With a strange smile on the corner of Jack's mouth, he lifted him out of the line with a travel bag: "No need, let's go home."

"Fuck, let go! They are my gods and goddesses, I want autographs! I want autographs!" Qiao Dongliang grabbed the clothes of the girl in front of him tightly, causing a shy scream: "Ah! Let me go!" La zongzi! People's prosthetic breasts will be deformed by you."

Such a big wave turned out to be a fake girl?Qiao Dongliang felt evil in his heart, let go, and two balls of silicone fell to the ground, in exchange for the girl's angry stare: "The damn gay shows love and is condemned by God!"

After a daze, he was dragged out of the venue by Jack. Qiao Dong jumped his feet angrily: "You are crazy, I finally got in line! Are you jealous that I can get the autograph of the master! You also said that the second illness is cured, I It seems that you have deteriorated!"

"Okay, don't be angry." Jack quickly smoothed his hair and pulled him in the direction of Brahma. "You can get their autographs without queuing. They are my relatives."

"What?" Qiao Dongliang was stunned.

"I didn't expect that either. I only knew that my eldest cousin was a danmei writer and married a husband who was a painter, but I didn't expect them to be blood screwdrivers." Jack shook his head and sighed, "They also kept it too tight to hurt me. I have been fans of them for so many years, and I often eat at the same table emotionally."

"Your cousin and your cousin's husband?" Qiao Dongliang lamented again that his whole family is wonderful!

"Yeah, my dad has an older sister. I call her aunt. My aunt gave birth to six children. Bloody Mary is my first cousin. Her real name is Luo Qingqing." Jack explained, sighing, and his tone became slightly gossip , "Speaking of which, her life is really a legend, do you want to hear it?"

"Oh? Think about it!" Qiao Dongliang liked to listen to gossip the most, and immediately had an expression of "willing to hear more about it".Jack said vividly: "When I was not born 100 years ago, she was only sixteen or seventeen years old. I must pester my father to find her a partner in the Delta galaxy, saying that he wants to experience real men and women up close. Life. My father went to ask General Caton if he would marry her as his daughter-in-law. Caton was very resistant at first, but then he agreed for some reason."

"Ah? Aren't all the gays in your galaxy? Why did she marry a woman?" Qiao Dongliang asked curiously, "And how did she get together with the wandering screwdriver? Divorced?"

"No, they weren't married at all." Jack said, "Then the eldest cousin suddenly said that she had found true love and would never marry the Caton family. My father was so angry."

"Ah? Regret the marriage? Isn't General Carton very shameless?"

"That's not true. When the engagement was cancelled, their family set off firecrackers to celebrate." Jack said with a smile, "The eldest son of their family almost hanged himself when he heard that he was going to marry a female. Cultivate your relationship, and cut your wrists several times after seeing him, alas, how pitiful. My eldest cousin's lethality is really too great."

Qiao Dongliang listened embarrassingly, this gossip was so explosive, it was even more refreshing than Grandpa Evans' mutton soup!

The two walked while talking, and soon arrived beside the Brahma. Jack entered the password to open the cabin door and said, "Didn't you hear that they came here to find a relative they haven't seen for many years? It should be me, since Ivan Grandpa Si can find us, and it's not surprising that they can. We just need to wait for them in the Brahma. At that time, you can sign as many books as you want, and they still owe our baby a gift. "

Oh, it's so wonderful to find a husband who has relatives of great gods!Qiao Dongliang clasped his hands together to thank the heavens, but as soon as he entered the main cabin of Brahma, his face changed.

"Damn it! Have you been robbed?" Qiao Dongliang yelled in shock, and saw all kinds of clothes, cushions, pots and pans all over the floor in the main cabin, as if he had been a bandit. A few things that were obviously medicine bottles were brought up from the hold!

"Son!" Jack reacted immediately, threw down the travel bag containing the comics and ran to the bottom cabin. Qiao Dongliang hurriedly followed, and almost fell when he stepped on a sticky yellow orange at the door of the elevator.

The two rushed into the nursery like crazy, scared out of their bodies - the place was even more messy, the cabinet was overturned, the shelf was tilted to one side, and the most frightening thing was that the incubator was gone!

"Where's your son?" Jack's face turned pale with fright, and he spun around in place like a trapped animal, with a blue light flashing on the back of his neck.Qiao Dongliang hugged him quickly: "Don't worry, don't worry, the cabin door has no signs of damage, and there is no record of entry and exit. Even if someone stole the egg, it must not have gone out."

As soon as the words fell, Jack's ears twitched suddenly: "Hush!"

Qiao Dongliang kept quiet, and the two of them waited in place for a while, when they suddenly heard a thin "吃咕~"

What is calling?

Chicken...?