Violence and Pro Guide

Childbirth almost exhausted Qiao Dongliang's physical strength. When he watched the big white egg being put into the incubator, he fell into a dark and sweet sleep. How his body was cleaned and how he was sent to the bedroom afterwards, he Not at all.

It was two days after he woke up again. When he opened his eyes, he saw the familiar cabin of the Brahma, with a large bag of transparent liquid hanging above his head. The liquid was pouring into his body through a thin hose, probably anti-inflammatory drugs or Drugs like energy.

The lack of a heavy small heater in his stomach made him feel a little light and chilly. He sat up on his elbows and couldn't help but lament his strong recovery power - the slightly convex part of his lower abdomen has been retracted, and the skin has not slackened The thin muscles are tightly wrapped around the thin muscles. Although there is still a certain gap from the standard figure of the original eight-pack abs, I believe that it will recover after a little time.

"Jack?" shouted, but no one answered, Qiao Dongliang lay stiff, tried to get out of bed and stood up, feeling no discomfort, so he simply pulled out the infusion tube in his hand, put on a thick bathrobe and went out to find him.It was quiet in Brahma, only the cleaning robot was collecting dust back and forth. Qiao Dongliang took the elevator down to the bottom cabin and found Jack squatting in front of the locker, muttering to himself with a tangled expression.

He was so obsessed with it that Qiao Dongliang didn't even notice it when he tiptoed closer: "It won't stink, right? The incubation index is already three stars... But the data says that if the shell membrane is damaged and the egg white leaks out, it will definitely be broken." Yes, isn’t that mucus egg white? What is it? Hmm, something sticks to the eggshell when it’s just born, you’re right…”

"Hey!" Qiao Dongliang stomped his feet violently, Jack was startled, and said, "Why are you getting up? Go back and lie down, your body hasn't recovered yet, it will be difficult to get pregnant after hurting your internal organs..."

"Get out!" Qiao Dongliang was furious, laying eggs is enough once, how many more times do you want to do it? "Don't think about it, if you want any chickens or eggs, you can give birth to yourself! Anyway, you are long enough to attack and suffer on your own!"

Jack automatically filtered out the thunderous suggestions such as self-attack and self-sufficiency, and dragged his arm around his shoulders: "Okay, don't be angry, postpartum depression is terrible, let's talk about it when we go back to the bedroom after two steps." Turning around, he picked up his son's incubator, "Come on, let your son accompany you, see how cute he is, and he will be a pure little white chicken when he grows up!"

"Hey, put him down! How can you sleep with an egg in the bedroom!"

Jack ignored his objection, carried his son and his wife into the elevator, went back to the bedroom, put him under the quilt, reinserted the infusion set, and crouched beside the bed with his son in his arms, "Do you want to eat?" What shall I make for you? Pig trotter soup or fermented eggs?"

"Please, is that for lactation? What kind of pig's trotter wine can I eat for a big man!" Qiao Dongliang had a black hair, and Jack said innocently: "It's my father-in-law and mother-in-law who have repeatedly told me to make it for you. They called yesterday I asked if you were born, and I showed them my son, and they were very happy, saying that they would go to a hypermarket to buy baby products later, and told me to take good care of your confinement..."

"Wait! Did you show them the egg?" Qiao Dongliang interrupted him, feeling a mouthful of blood in his chest. He was "very happy" when he saw the egg. Are you overly flirtatious?

"That's right." Jack was completely immersed in the excitement of becoming a father, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with showing his father-in-law and mother-in-law their son's eggs. He said happily, "They still boast about the whiteness of the eggshell. Now what are you doing now? Do you want pig's trotter soup or fermented eggs?"

"Have a bowl of arsenic!" Qiao Dong covered his head with the quilt angrily, "I'm a man and don't need confinement! Go away and let me be alone!"

Sure enough, postpartum depression is terrible!Jack held his son in his arms and hid in a corner away from the big bed. He sat on the rocking chair and swayed for a while, fearing that his wife would be hungry, and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't want to eat these, my grandpa will be here soon." , He said that he brought a whole freshly killed live sheep, it depends on whether you like steamed buns or stir-fries, he will make it for you now."

"Your grandpa?" Qiao Dongliang, who had never heard of him having a grandpa, poked his head out from under the quilt and asked, "Grandpa?"

"Grandpa, my grandfather passed away a long time ago, even I have never seen him before." Jack hugged his son and touched him again, "My grandfather is my father's king, the last emperor of the Delta galaxy, everyone in the Delta galaxy Everyone calls him Evans the Great, and everyone on Earth calls him Huang Mudu or Lao Huang."

"He's on Earth? When did he come to Earth? Did your father and the king come too?" Qiao Dongliang was a little shocked. Such a trivial matter as childbirth doesn't require so many aliens to watch, right?

"After he retired, more than half of his career has been on the earth, so he has been stationed on the earth in recent years." Jack explained, "Do you know the 'Yiqingzhai Paomo Chain'? He is the chairman."

"You mean 'Yiqingzhai Paomo' in Huimin Street? Your grandfather sells paomo?" Qiao Dongliang asked incredulously, "But isn't he an alien emperor? Even if he retires, he won't use the earth to open a paomo restaurant to subsidize his retirement." gold?"

Jack put his son on the bedside table, peeled an apple for his wife, and said: "My grandfather roamed the universe after retirement, and then encountered an accident, the aircraft crashed, lost his memory, and was taken in by a widow named Huang. He Followed Widow Huang to open a steamed bun restaurant in Huimin Street. It was not until I met my dad 100 years ago that I found my true identity, but he has not completely recovered his memory. Because he is used to the identity of the owner of the steamed bun restaurant, He has been opening paomo restaurants all the time, and there are many branches of him in the Delta galaxy, and the business is good."

Qiao Dongliang deeply felt that their family was simply a wonderful family. He took a bite of the apple and asked, "Then how does he know that we have returned to Earth?"

"He watched the news the day before yesterday." Jack turned on his phone and clicked on a piece of gossip news with a video to show him, "Because I was in a hurry that day, I carried you to the small spaceship and was photographed by many casual photographers The video of the transformation was posted on the Internet. My grandfather recognized me at a glance, so he called me and asked when I came to Xi'an. I told him about your childbirth. He was very happy and killed a sheep for you overnight. Send it here." Looking at the time, "This hour should be here soon."

It’s really coming!Qiao Dongliang was almost choked by the apple, and imagining the scene where the former emperor came to see him with flapping wings and a fat sheep in his mouth, what he thought was thunderous.

Although Jack repeatedly emphasized that his grandfather was very easy-going, Qiao Dongliang insisted on taking a bath and changing clothes, and changed into a slightly more formal outfit.As soon as the packing was done, Brahma received a message requesting a connection, Jack confirmed, and went to the interface in the back cabin to pick up Grandpa himself.

After a while, I saw an imposing middle-aged man walking in carrying a colorful LV woven bag. He was somewhat similar to Jack, and he was carved out of the same mold as His Majesty Salter, both with high nose bridges. His chin is raised, but he doesn't look pretentious, like a kind uncle next door.

"This is my destined partner, Qiao Dongliang, grandpa." Jack introduced two Hermes limited edition platinum travel bags, "This is my grandpa, Emperor Evans the Great, Liangliang, please call him Grandpa."

"Hello, Grandpa." Qiao Dongliang wanted to help him remove the woven bag on his shoulders, because there was blood dripping from the seams, and it probably contained freshly slaughtered lambs.It is said that he is really rich and powerful to use LV to pack mutton...

Emperor Evans was very busy blocking his hand and said: "No, no, you just rested after giving birth, please (me) come and clean up, Jack, help grandpa put everything in the kitchen, hungry First stew the mutton soup for the hungry granddaughter-in-law, and then we will sit down and chat (chat) later."

The authentic Xi'an Mandarin, even Qiao Dongliang has to admire, how much an alien must love the earth to integrate himself so well...

So Qiao Dongliang was ordered to sit on the sofa in the lobby to rest. He watched as Jack’s grandson and grandson entered the kitchen carrying the LV classic red and blue striped woven bag and the Hermes platinum travel bag. After a while, their conversation came from the kitchen: The leg of lamb was split, Jack, take out the garlic for grandpa and peel it, yes, it’s in the bag on the side of Hermes.”

"Grandpa, why do you use Hermes to pretend to be trash? It's not easy to use at all, it's not as good as Li Ning."

"Oh, I went to the space port in Arab countries to talk about opening a branch. They said that the long robes are the most snobby, so the secretary bought some of the most expensive bags for me, but the motherfucker is dead and it doesn't work at all. If you’re hungry, use it to pack dirt. If you’re fine, throw it away!”

There was the sound of bone splitting, garlic slapping, and the sound of steam coming out of the pressure cooker. After a while, Jack ran out in a hurry, and ran in again with his son in his arms. He said to Evans in the kitchen, "Look, Grandpa, this It's my son!"

"Ah, it's a big white egg. It's beautiful. The hungry family doesn't have a little white dragon yet. What a great grandson!"

Can't you wait until your grandpa comes out before presenting the treasure?Qiao Dongliang could only roll his eyes. He found that since he was about to lay eggs, Jack had changed. Smile at grandpa.

I really want to shout for him: "Mom doesn't have to worry about my facial paralysis anymore!"

After the soup was stewed, Qiao Dongliang had already made tea and waited for them. Emperor Evans sat on the sofa opposite him with a smile, and took out a thick red envelope from his trouser pocket: "Take this, it's because you're hungry Grandson's meeting ceremony. I saw Jack on the news yesterday and I was shocked. I thought something happened in my hometown. It turned out that I was hungry and wanted to be upgraded to be a grandpa. Great, great, I didn't expect Jack to be Among your 34 brothers, the one who found a wife the first time is very good! Better than your father, your father took 300 years as a bachelor to find your father, and you even managed your son in less than 100 years, good! This is a big deal material!"

Having a baby is also associated with doing big things Grandpa, you are really protecting your weaknesses... Qiao Dongliang declined politely, and since Baker Kingdom is short of money now, he put away the red envelopes.Evans asked Jack: "You said on the phone yesterday that Liangliang is your destined partner? Didn't I hear that the two of you are an interstellar marriage that was specially approved by the Senate?"

When it comes to this Jack, he is full of blood and tears. It took half an hour to briefly explain how he and Qiao Dongliang met, how he joined the pirates, how he fought against his father, and how he became the king and first mate of the Baker Kingdom. Listen Evans was shocked, and said for a long time: "So you have now left the Delta galaxy nationality and joined the Baker Kingdom? Kafka's little wolf cub has also found a partner? The grandson of the Jialima family has been promoted to be the queen mother? This life is simply..."

Jack and Qiao Dongliang also sighed together: "Yes, this life is simply..."

Evans thought for a while, then suddenly said: "You said that Liangliang is your destined partner, so who is the one your father and the others found?"

Jack shook his head: "I don't know, it should be a fake, but I'm very surprised, with the eyesight of the king and the prudence of the Senate, how could he be fooled by him? This is amazing."

"The more impossible it is, the more terrifying the danger it entails." Evans is worthy of being his predecessor Dadi, squinting his eyes and touching the stubble on his chin, his face gradually became serious, "This is not easy, your father His reputation is known throughout the universe, since this person dares to pretend to be your destined partner, it shows that he is quite courageous, and he may be harboring some big conspiracy."

"I think so too." Jack nodded: "It's just that this happened so suddenly. Grandpa, you don't know. It was a few hours from the time I found out that Liangliang had my fate stone in his hand to when he gave birth. I was too excited and nervous to think about anything else. After his condition stabilized, I realized the seriousness of the problem. After receiving your call, I wanted to wait for you to come and discuss it with you, and see if you can do it. I can’t take the time to go back to the Delta Galaxy. Liangliang just gave birth and it’s not suitable for long-distance travel, I can’t leave him alone on Earth.”

"Should be." Evans stroked his beard and nodded: "You think right, I should go home and see Sauter and the others."

The strong smell of stewed mutton gradually spread. Evans switched from Emperor Style to Uncle Style. He went into the kitchen for a while and brought out three bowls of mouth-watering mutton soup. The soup was sprinkled with green onion and coriander. Served with bright red chili sauce and translucent sugar garlic, just looking at it will make your index finger move.

"Come and eat." Evans smiled and handed the crescent moon bun to his granddaughter-in-law, "I'll ask Jack to make it for you when I'm hungry tomorrow, and I'll write all the strategies for him." Touching Jack's dog's head: "I'm already a father, but Get rid of the second disease."

Jack: "Yes Grandpa." T_T