Violence and Pro Guide

While Jack was in a hurry to dress his wife, he explained to his father-in-law why his son would have a baby. Qiao Dazhuang's eyes were about to drop: "You mean that Liangliang is pregnant? It's been more than nine months ? Isn’t he a man? How can a man have a baby?”

"It's true, in our galaxy, males can also be pregnant." Jack was sweating anxiously, but Qiao Dongliang's situation was up and down, so he stretched out a sleeve for a long time and couldn't get it in.

When Qiao Dazhuang mentioned it, he remembered that Qiao Dongliang's biological mother, Jonas, was a man. Since the father can have a baby, it is not unusual for the son to have a baby. But after looking up and down at the son, a new question arose: "But he is pregnant. Why can't you see it at all? Aren't all pregnant women like that?" He said, stretching his waist and twisting his hips, making a gesture of a big belly.

"The bat rainbow is egg-laying. I am the bat rainbow, the blue flying dragon you have seen, so what Liang Liang is pregnant with is not a child, but an egg." Jack finally put on a T-shirt for his wife, sweating coldly. , said, "He's about to lay eggs!"

"You——" Qiao Dongliang had just finished a wave of pain, and it was too late to cover his mouth. He said angrily, "Shut up! Fuck your father! Will you die if you think about it before you speak?!"

Jack's mind was a little messed up, and when he reminded him, he felt that the topic he just said was a bit serious, and wanted to save it, but when he turned around, he saw the old man with a face struck by lightning, and he was leaning on the wall and retreating: "If it doesn't work, let me Find a quick-acting heart-rescuing pill first, if you can't accept it, you can't accept it..."

"What else are you going to eat! Send Liangliang to the hospital!" At the critical moment, the mother-in-law was still calm. Mother Qiao heard the movement when they were running upstairs, and followed them in her nightgown. At this moment, she waved her hand , stuffed the quick-acting heart-relief pills that he carried in his pajamas pocket into his husband's mouth, "What time are you still being hypocritical, do you want your son's life?"

Qiao Dazhuang was woken up by his wife's slap, and stomped his feet: "Oh, look at my pig brain! Isn't it the same thing? How can aliens be like us?" Grab the phone and dial 120, dial 2 and press it He hesitated and said, "Does the 120 tube lay eggs?"

"Oh, you don't care whether he cares about laying eggs. Even if Liangliang lays eggs, he is still a human being. Do you want to call the veterinary hospital?" Mother Qiao couldn't wait anymore, she grabbed the phone and wanted to dial it herself.

Qiao Dongliang was lying in Jack's arms, he was so embarrassed that he didn't look like a human being. He insisted: "Don't, don't fight! You, you all get out!" Although there are occasional aliens living on the earth now, it is estimated that they need to go to the hospital The one who laid the egg hadn't seen it yet, he didn't want to be seen as a monster, so he pushed Jack away: "You, you go out too, and leave me alone!"

Jack didn't bother to put on his pants anymore, he just wrapped the quilt and started to send instructions to Brahma who was docked at the near-Earth space port to send a small two-person spaceship over immediately. It seems that the labor process is relatively long, and there should be time to go back to the Brahma.

"Every, all, go out!" Qiao Dongliang was originally a violent temper, full of pain and embarrassment, and threw the pillow and teacup all over the floor, "Don't call, don't call anyone, I don't need anyone, myself, myself , Ah——” Before the words were finished, the person convulsed.I used to hear that pain is divided into ten levels. Mosquito bites are the first level, kicking eggs is the tenth level, and giving birth is the tenth level of insanity multiplied by ten. He was still giggling at the time, now he finally knows what it is Kick ten eggs at once.

"You all go out, I'll just accompany him, there will be a spaceship to pick us up soon, and there are things for delivery on the Brahma." Jack sweated more than his wife, and quickly explained that he sent his father-in-law to his mother-in-law. Go outside the door and close the door anyway.After all, Mother Qiao was careful, and after a while, she quietly brought some chocolates, Snickers bars and functional drinks. Although she had never given birth, she also knew that a mother (husband) needs a lot of physical strength.

Jack adjusted the window to the darkest color, turned on the bedside lamp and stayed beside Qiao Dongliang.Qiao Dongliang was drenched in water like a fish fished out of the river, his pupils were completely dilated, and occasionally a golden light appeared on the edge, obviously he couldn't control himself anymore.Jack fed him some water during his labor pains, and gave him something from Qiao's mother. After Qiao Dongliang took two bites, the pain started again, but he refused to shout. He just grabbed the headboard of the bed and carried it hard. The thick synthetic wood planks were almost torn apart by him.

Why is it so difficult... Jack turned around like an ant on a hot pot, picked him up while he was not in pain, and put his wrist near his mouth: "Want to drink some blood?"

Qiao Dongliang felt like a knife was twisting in his stomach. He bit his wrist and sucked desperately in revenge. Half of Jack's arm was numb from his bite, and he dared not move even a centimeter, for fear that he would accidentally choke himself. Choked, bring more pain.

When the spaceship really arrived, Qiao Dongliang's labor pains were quite intensive, almost without a break. Jack received the coordinates and didn't even have time to call his father-in-law and mother-in-law. He directly wrapped his wife's head in a quilt, opened the window and jumped.

Qiao Dazhuang was so worried that he was smoking on the balcony like burning a house. In the blink of an eye, he suddenly saw his daughter-in-law jumping off the stairs with her son in his arms. The fence looked down.Jack's figure suddenly turned into a bright blue birdman in mid-air, and his metallic wings spread out violently, like a huge glider. Taking advantage of the airflow when it fell, he floated up and made a beautiful maneuver in the air. Holding Qiao Dongliang up and up again, he disappeared into the distant skyline.

"Is that the bat rainbow dragon he was talking about?" At some point, Mother Qiao also came to the balcony, setting up an awning with her hands to watch the back of her son and daughter-in-law going away, "It's so domineering!"

"It's still hard to accept, birdman or something..." Qiao Dazhuang shook his head and turned around, and found his wife holding a colorful comic book in his hand. Are you still in the mood to read comics?"

Qiao's mother gave him a white look, and said: "I did this to better understand my son's choice. Alas, I have never been exposed to Danmei before, and now I find it very loving. Look? This is Chinese volume, volume [-] is in the living room, may I get it for you?"

Is it wrong to learn to be a rotten girl at an early age?Qiao Dazhuang took the comic and looked at it depressedly: ""Legend of Other World: My Tyrannosaurus Lord"...Scary, what kind of pseudonym is this? Bloody screwdriver? Is it the hand of the toilet repairer?"

Mother Qiao grabbed the manga and walked to the living room: "I have no common language with you!"

Jack didn't care about revealing his real body, he hugged his wife wrapped in quilt tightly and flew to the designated coordinates, but within seven or eight minutes he found the small spaceship that came to pick them up.Only after entering the spaceship did he dare to open a slit of the quilt: "Liang? How are you?"

A puff of moisture emerged from the quilt, and Qiao Dongliang's face was covered with sweat: "Are you here? Did Luo Bing leave any painkillers behind? I, I can't take it anymore."

"It's in Brahma, I'll take you back right away." Jack was so distressed that he immediately flew the small spaceship to Brahma.The voyage of more than two hours seemed like a lifetime. Just when Qiao Dongliang wondered if he was going to die, the spaceship bumped with a click, and Jack said, "Here we are!"

"Ah!" Qiao Dongliang couldn't help crying anymore, grabbed his curly hair and said, "Are you sure that I'm your destined partner? Are you sure this guy hasn't mutated? What kind of chick is this? , This bastard is an alien! Just take a knife and cut me off!"

Jack had a bunch of curly hair pulled off by him, so he picked him up reluctantly, and ran to the delivery room in the lower deck, kicked the elevator button, and almost broke the panel: "immediately, we are here, bear with me!" Patience, wipe...don't bite your lips anymore, you're going to bite it off! You scream and scream! You can pinch me! What the hell is this broken elevator so slow!"

After finally getting into the elevator, Qiao Dongliang suddenly screamed and bit his arm, and then his whole body convulsed, his neck limply drooping.

"Liang? Liangliang? Liangliang, what's the matter with you?" Jack went crazy from fright, and hugged him and shook him twice.Qiao Dongliang half-closed his eyes and seemed to wake up for a while, then passed out again, his whole body exuded a strong smell of blood.

Oops, is this a hemorrhage?Jack went crazy with fright, and rushed out of the elevator with his limp wife in his arms, and rushed into the delivery room. Before he could put the baby on the delivery bed, a corner of the quilt fell off with his right hand. The thing slipped out of the quilt, drew a rounded parabola in mid-air, and fell towards the hard metal floor.

"What?" Jack was stunned for a thousandth of a second, and before he realized that it was his son, he kicked it instinctively. An ellipsoid the size of a goose egg hit his foot, covered by soft cotton. As soon as the high-quality slippers were padded, they flew up again with a whoosh, drew a shocking arc, and landed on the shelf next to the delivery bed with a clang.

Is that...a chicken?

Jack yelled "Ah!" He wanted to rush over to see if his son was still alive. After all, he was more worried about his wife. He carefully placed the semi-conscious Qiao Dongliang on the delivery bed, took off the quilt, put his legs on the support, and turned on the smart assistant. Only then did he go over to pick up his son in fear.

A slippery large white egg fell on the metal tray of the shelf, with a layer of faint white fluorescence on the surface. Jack tremblingly held the egg up, and found that the eggshell was well developed and hard, not at all like a premature baby. It feels thin and soft, and the tentacles are hot, obviously the body is very good.

Jack's eyes became hot and he almost shed tears of excitement: This guy is really impatient, and he gave birth naturally before the delivery room, what a miracle!

"Jack?" Qiao Dongliang woke up after being played twice by the robot midwife, and called him softly, "What happened? Did it, did the eggs come out?"

"Ah! Yes, Liangliang, you are really good, and you actually gave birth by yourself!" Jack excitedly ran to the delivery bed with the egg in his arms, and showed him in the palm of his hand, "It's white, very complete, well developed, and the egg The shell has hardened."

Qiao Dongliang looked at the big snow-white goose egg in his hand, for a moment he didn't know whether to be happy or embarrassed, he turned his head and said, "Well, it's really an egg."

"Would you like to touch it?" Jack was very excited, with an expression on his face, as if he was the one who laid the egg, "It will be put in the incubator soon, and it will be a chicken when it comes out. If you don't touch it, there will be no chance." Already."

Qiao Dongliang was stared at by his earnest eyes for a long time, so he had no choice but to stretch out his hand to touch it reluctantly: "Okay, I've touched it, you can put the incubator." He rubbed his two fingers lightly, and said hesitantly, "Why is it sticky?"

"Huh?" Jack turned the egg over to have a look, suddenly paled in shock: "I wiped it! It's cracked!"

"Ah?" Qiao Dongliang was also startled, and said anxiously, "Why is it cracked?"

Jack thundered, tremblingly said: "You passed out just now, the egg fell out, I kicked it, it fell on the plate...Ahhhhhhhh! Could it be that I hurt it too hard? Damn it, I haven't kicked it for a long time The ball feels bad, the slippers are too loose, it's over, it's over, it's dead, the egg whites are leaking out!"

"Shut up!" Qiao Dongliang was disturbed by his call, and he slapped him on the head: "Look where the crack is, whether it's big or not, and whether it can fix you, idiot!"

Jack barely calmed down, checked the egg carefully, and said, "I found it, here it is."

Qiao Dongliang leaned over to take a look, and sure enough, there was an almost invisible crack on the white eggshell, no more than half a centimeter long, and a little egg white mucus leaked out.

"Is there any glue to stick it together?" Qiao Dongliang asked.Jack shook his head in frustration: "Luo Bing has prepared everything, but no glue, what a fool... why didn't he prepare glue?"

Qiao Dongliang was exhausted and felt cold all over, he said helplessly, "I can't help it, just stick something and put it in the incubator first."

Jack also knew that the newborn eggs should not be exposed to the low-temperature air for such a long time. He opened the toolbox to check, took out a roll of scotch tape and planned to wrap his son up, but Qiao Dongliang hit him on the head with tweezers: "Idiot!" Can transparent glue stick your son together? That thing is not waterproof! The incubator is full of nutrient solution and it is water! Use that blue tube with glass glue inside."

Jack realized that he dropped the transparent glue and squeezed a small half circle on the eggshell with glass glue, smoothed it with a small scraper, and showed it to him: "Is this okay?"

"Is that okay?" Qiao Dongliang lay on the delivery bed, feeling the mechanical midwife's cold and hard instruments moving in his body, and said weakly, "Put it in quickly."

Jack put the big white egg into the incubator as ordered, locked it, stood there for half a minute, and then heaved a long sigh of relief, clasped his hands together and prayed in a low voice: "Second Master Guan is alive, bless my son with health and longevity. .”

When is it time to worship Guan Erye, did Guan Erye teach you how to use glass glue?Qiao Dongliang complained, and fell asleep with his head tilted.