Violence and Pro Guide

Chapter 111 Laying Eggs, Your Majesty EP04

It started when Jack was three years old.

That year, Russell was invited to participate in a trend summit organized by the well-known Chinese art website "We All Love Knitting". Because the youngest son of the eldest niece's family was about to have a wedding, he decided to take the whole family back to his mother's house to visit relatives when he was happy, and let the sons Take a good look at the great rivers and mountains of the mother country.

Sauter was too busy to go, and he was worried that he would not be able to take care of so many children, but Russell patted his chest and said that he was fine.Looking at a group of sons whose ages were basically in arithmetic progression, Sauter felt that even if his wife was unreliable, the older sons were still reliable, so he agreed.

Jack is the one who inherits the most maternal blood among all the children. When his older brothers grew up to his age, he was already about the size of a human child in his teens. He was still a four or five-year-old radish. It is easy to be ignored because of its small size.

Then he was literally ignored.

When he squatted in the toilet for a while because of diarrhea one day, he found that the tour bus had left as soon as he went out, and he was left alone at the designated meeting place.

"Originally, it doesn't matter if the bat rainbow dragon does not eat or rest for a few days, but I developed relatively late. At that time, my physical fitness was closer to that of humans, so I soon became hungry." Jack said about this matter It was blood and tears, "I didn't bring any money with me, and I was drooling when I saw the bun shop on the side of the road. Later, a kind uncle passed by and bought a bun for me when he saw how pitiful I was. My tutor just couldn't I casually accepted favors from strangers, and I was carrying a fate stone with me at the time, so I gave it to the uncle as a collateral. The uncle didn't want it at first, but later he accepted it when he saw that I insisted on it."

"You mortgaged a steamed stuffed bun for such an important thing? Are you insane?" Qiao Dongliang felt too horrified, "Then won't you let him contact your parents after eating the steamed stuffed bun?"

"No, their contact information is confidential, and my identity is too special. If someone finds out, it may lead to assassination and kidnapping, so the safest thing is to wait for them to find me missing, and then come to me." Jack He explained, "My dad originally kept the Fate Stone for us. That time, a few younger brothers and I stole it mischievously. It happened to be hung around our neck, so it was mortgaged so foolishly."

"Then you didn't ask him to come back later?"

"At that time, I didn't know the function of the fate stone. I just knew it was best not to throw it away, so I asked him for his phone number very carefully, and borrowed a signature pen to write on my hand. Who would have thought that there were many very precious stones in the bun? Delicious soup, I took a bite, the soup flowed out, and I licked it again, and the phone number was wiped off and I couldn’t see it at all.” Jack said regretfully, “Later, my parents thought of many ways to find it. , the person found it, but he couldn't find the bead anyway. The people sent by my father secretly dug three feet into the ground of their house, and even made unannounced visits to the houses of relatives within three generations and friends within a radius of [-] kilometers. In the end, I still couldn't find it."

"The uncle you're talking about is my grandfather, right?" Qiao Dongliang didn't believe that there was such a coincidence in the world. He turned on his optical brain and found some photos of his grandfather. "Is it him? You said that relatives and friends have made secret visits. Our family Are you here too?"

"At that time, your parents were probably not married yet, and you were not even born." Jack flipped through the photos and shook his head, "It wasn't him, the people who bought me buns looked like they were 60 or [-] years old at the time, and they should be much older than him now gone."

The clue was interrupted, and the two of them couldn't figure out how the Fate Stone passed from Uncle Baozi to Grandpa Qiao Dongliang, and finally to him again.

It was almost midnight, everything was silent, Qiao Dongliang was exhausted after tossing for so long, he yawned and said: "Forget it, forget it, it's been so many years, anyway, what should be found will be found sooner or later, let me take it as my substitute." You find it and return it to you."

Jack is still unwillingly researching with Gordon's little train. Fate stones are usually made into necklaces for destined partners when they get married. You can't let Qiao Dongliang hang a little train around his neck, right?Now if you take off the stone, can you still stick it into one?

"You should go to bed." Jack remembered the time, and reached out to hug him, "Come on, hug my husband, go to the bedroom and sleep."

Qiao Dongliang yawned and shook his head with tears in his eyes: "No, I'm still angry, you dare to lie to me, and you dare to hit my son's idea, I have to clean up you, I can't condone your swearing and not taking it seriously, Bad habit of hiding everything from me."

Jack solved the two major issues in one night, and he was already full of satisfaction. He expressed his willingness to accept the punishment, and stood still: "It should be, you can deal with me."

Qiao Dongliang wanted to beat him up violently, seeing the slap marks on his face and the green circles under his eyes, he couldn't do it anymore, he snorted for a long time and said: "Well, I owe you this meal first, The day you make me unhappy again, I will deal with you even more."

Jack nodded immediately: "No problem!"

Seeing that he promised so smoothly, Qiao Dongliang regretted pampering him too much, and added: "However, this beating is charged with interest. Today is one beating, and next year it will be two beatings. If you think about it clearly, the donkey will roll around in two years." The more you save, the more you will be beaten for another year."

Jack twitched the corner of his mouth, not believing that he could beat himself up for a year, and said with a smile, "Well, you have the final say."

Qiao Dongliang understood what he was thinking, stared at him for a long time, and suddenly remembered General Caton's famous saying: "You still love you because of me!"

Jack burst out laughing, hugged him by the waist, and walked to the bedroom: "Okay, I have signed a lot of treaties today to lose power and humiliate the country. Please accept it when you see it, Your Majesty."

"Bastard, put me down! Go and warm me up first!"

Qiao Dongliang's bed was already big for ordinary humans, but it was still a bit small for two big men over two meters in length. Jack had no choice but to hold his wife in his arms in order not to fall asleep and fall.

The moonlight was bright outside the window, and the two were lying face to face, breathing audibly.Qiao Dongliang was sleepy at first, but he couldn't fall asleep when he lay down. Looking at the fan-like shadow on Jack's lower eyelid, he began to count his eyelashes.

"Count what?" Jack could occasionally feel his brain waves, and asked with his eyes open.Qiao Dongliang scolded: "Who told you to open your eyes, I just counted my eyelashes and almost fell asleep."

Jack poked his mouth with his finger, wet all his eyelashes with his saliva, and said, "It's terrible, my dad said that the crows counted the eyelashes. It must be a good thing, stop counting!"

"Bah! You are the crow!" Qiao Dongliang kicked him under the quilt.Jack stretched out his arms to hug him tightly, and his lips covered his. First, he kissed hard, and when his body relaxed, his movements began to become gentle. The tip of his tongue licked his lips and teeth carefully, sucking his tongue out and smacking it. Sucking, big hands gently stroked his back, then slowly moved up to stroke his ears and neck.

After being separated for a long time, the eyes of both of them were as bright as stars, Jack was panting heavily, and Qiao Dongliang's usually pale face was also slightly flushed.

"Do you want it?" Jack held his finger and licked it, and rubbed his tongue back and forth between his most sensitive fingers. The slight sound of water and the unique fishy smell of saliva permeated between the pillows and mattresses, making people inexplicably moved.

Qiao Dongliang unbuttoned Jack's pajamas one by one, and said hoarsely, "I want to."

During this period, it is not allowed to do too intense things, but lighter gameplay is definitely no problem.Jack took off his clothes, dragged his hands around his body, pinched his nipples with his fingers, bit his earlobe and took a deep breath, sending hot air into his ears.He knew that Qiao Dongliang liked this and expressed his desire and possession for him in this way.

Qiao Dongliang's body was slowly heating up, fine beads of sweat were dripping from his chest, and his slender legs couldn't help rubbing against his thigh.

"Lie down." Jack put his body in the most comfortable position in the middle of the big bed, got into the quilt, kissed wetly all the way along his delicate chest, and finally embraced his already hard object.

His body has an abnormal sweet smell, a bit like boiled milk, or mixed with vanilla and honeydew melon, very clean and fresh, not at all like the male aggressive sweat smell of other grown men.His skin was smooth and delicate, and his hands felt as if they could be sucked in, making people reluctant to let go.

This is the unique touch of the third trimester. Jack fondled his body, soothed his restless parts with his lips and tongue, and sighed secretly that they missed a whole nine beautiful months because of wars and lies, and now the chick is about to be born Yes, once the child is born, Qiao Dongliang will soon return to the previous muscular state, and he does not know when the next pregnancy will be.

Although Russell is really capable of giving birth, Jack knows that such a strange thing can only be encountered in tens of thousands of years, so he should not be so lucky.

By the time Jack got his head out of the quilt, Qiao Dongliang had almost calmed down, his face was still flushed with satisfaction after orgasm, and his short hair was glistening with sweat, which wet the pillow.

Jack took a sip of the water at the head of the bed, then kissed the corner of his mouth: "Is it comfortable?"

Qiao Dongliang watched him swallow the water, blushed and said, "You drank it anyway."

"Because I'm hungry." Jack propped his body on his elbows and kissed his mouth with a smile, "Is it delicious? The smell is gone, I've finished eating."

Qiao Dongliang was really speechless to him. He moved his thigh, feeling that he was still stiff, but when he wanted to get up, he felt that his body was abnormally weak, so he could only say, "Turn around, I'll fix it for you."

"No more, go to sleep." Jack watched the lust in his eyes fade away and the fatigue gradually grew, he wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said, "I can't help it, I will get back the principal with interest after you give birth !"

Qiao Dongliang couldn't help laughing, and stretched out his hand to hold him: "It's so pitiful."

Afraid that he could not control himself and hurt him, Jack pushed his hand away and said, "Be honest, close your eyes and go to sleep!" When his hand touched his warm belly, he couldn't help but hold his own root, and shook his hand with a hard object. Flick his belly: "Hello, is there anyone?"

"What are you doing!" Qiao Dongliang was embarrassed.Jack slapped his belly with his stuff: "Son, are you there? I'm your father!"

"Get lost!" Qiao Dongliang couldn't bear to kick him away, "You will teach children badly like this!"

Jack put his arms around him and cooled himself contentedly: "Okay, let's stop making trouble and go to sleep."

The two embraced each other and fell asleep. Jack snored lightly soon. Although Qiao Dongliang was tired and sleepy, he didn't know why he couldn't sleep well. He always felt that something was about to move in his body.

The night outside the window gradually faded, and the dawn gradually climbed up the window lattice. When the first ray of sunlight shone through the window, Qiao Dongliang woke up with a start, and stuffed his head under the quilt uncomfortably.

Jack is a big stove, and the quilt was as hot as covering a nest of roasted sweet potatoes. Qiao Dongliang couldn't stand it after a while, chest tightness and nausea, and couldn't help retching twice.

"What's the matter?" Jack woke up immediately, got up and touched his head.Qiao Dongliang put his face on his thigh to block the light, and said, "Stomach hurts, nausea, go down and get me some Jianweixiaoshi tablets."

Jack immediately put on his pajamas and pajamas and went down to get the medicine, just in time to run into his father-in-law who had just woken up.Qiao Dazhuang was startled when he saw him coming down: "What's wrong with you? Were you robbed last night?"

Qiao Dongliang's finger prints were still on Jack's face, and one side of his eyes was slightly bruised. He said quickly, "No, I'm fine."

"Did Liangliang do it?" Qiao Dazhuang knew his son's temperament quite well, and said angrily, "This kid, why hasn't his temper changed at all! I have wiped his ass so much since he was a child, and he has grown so big Don’t worry! I just said, what were you doing upstairs last night, ping-pong-pong, and thought you were so... Cough, wait until I go up and teach him a lesson, domestic violence is against the law.”

"It's all right, we're just kidding, I'll let him go." Jack hurriedly stopped the old man, and asked, "Is there any stomach medicine at home? Liangliang said he has a stomachache."

"Stomach pain? Yes." Qiao Dazhuang took out a medicine box from the kitchen and found Jianweixiaoshi tablets and morphine for him.Jack was about to go upstairs with the medicine in hand, when he suddenly heard a slap sound from the upstairs, as if a bag had been turned upside down. , wearing a pair of big underpants all over his body, he was trying to stand up by the side of the bed with no color on his face, and when he saw him coming up, he said softly: "My stomach hurts, no, it can't be done..."

"Ah?!" Jack was shocked, put down the things in his hands and carried him to the bed. Qiao Dongliang shrank into a ball and couldn't open it. His forehead was covered in cold sweat and his lips were blue: "Help, help! Okay!" It hurts, the intestines, the intestines are about to break, break!"

Could it be that she is about to give birth?Jack was almost frightened crazy, the due date is more than ten days away, is premature delivery at this time a lie?

"Liangliang! Liangliang, what's the matter with you?" Qiao Dazhuang was also taken aback. He rushed over and touched his forehead and said anxiously: "Isn't it because of acclimatization? Oh, I said I won't let you send us back, what should I do? ..."

Qiao Dongliang had a splitting headache from their quarrel, but he gradually understood what was going on in his heart. He grabbed Jack's arm and squeezed hard: "I told you to knock on the door of the egg last night. It's all right now. I came early, so hurry up!" Think of a way, this guy is impatient!"

ah!Is it really about to give birth?Jack was surprised and happy for a while, holding his naked wife around in the same place twice, Qiao Dazhuang didn't understand, so: "Jack, calm down, put him down, don't hold him like this, he's dizzy! I'll call and call ambulance……"

Jack didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and said excitedly, "Dad, don't cry, he's about to give birth!"

"Pfft——" Qiao Dongliang really wanted to spray blood on his face, but Qiao Dazhuang was completely dumbfounded: =口=

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