Violence and Pro Guide

Jack couldn't wait to eat his wife until he was reconciled. He couldn't feel the pain. He let Qiao Dongliang smash himself with the milk bottle and kissed him stubbornly.

Other than that, he really couldn't think of any other way to express his inner excitement.

He finally knew why since he met Qiao Dongliang, his life was like a picture scroll of ups and downs full of tears—being an assassin, being an undercover agent, and being a pirate—it was all the arrangement of fate, it was all The test you must go through to find your destined partner!

Now all the tests have passed, and all the seemingly dangerous and lifeless storms have been saved by the hand of fate. He has his own personal armed forces (pirates) without missing a hair, found his destined partner (king), and Planted his own son (chicken), and even the maternal love that has been brooding since childhood was compensated with huge assets (betrothal gift).

ah!I'm so lucky!But which strange god has arranged this for me? !

When Jack finally suppressed his emotions and regained his sanity and let go of his wife, Qiao Dongliang was a little out of breath, leaning on the shelf and rolling his eyes out of breath: "You, you, why are you crazy, it's in the middle of the night..."

"I'm sorry, I'm so excited, are you okay?" Jack noticed his wife's complexion was a bit bad, and secretly regretted it in his heart, he quickly helped him to sit on the computer chair in front of the desk, and smoothed his hair carefully.Qiao Dongliang's lips were numb from his kiss and his tongue was numb. He lifted up his T-shirt and saw two faint bruises on both sides of his chest. He was so angry that he kicked him: " Get out! I said let go, let go, are you deaf and can't you hear?!"

He was originally fair-skinned, so a slight injury would be conspicuous. Jack stood there and kicked him. After the kick, he apologized: "It's all my fault. Calm down. I'm so excited."

"What the hell are you getting so excited about? Isn't it just a little train? You've never seen the world!" Qiao Dongliang didn't understand why he felt like a psychotic attack when he saw Gordon.

Jack was a little messed up, his whole body was thrown out of order by the sudden joy, he ran through everything in his head, and felt that the most urgent thing now should be to tell Qiao Dongliang about his pregnancy - now he is sure that he is his destined partner , then the egg in his stomach must be a purebred bat rainbow egg, and it must be a handsome little chicken that everyone loves flowers and sees them blooming without any problems.可是如果让乔东亮到下蛋的时候才知道真相，他一定会大发雷霆，到时候暴揍自己一顿倒是没什么，万一牵连到自己可爱的小鸡就完蛋了，母爱缺失一定会给小鸡留下心理Shadow's!

This is their first child, the legitimate eldest prince of the Baker Kingdom, he cannot be wronged so much!

Let the storm come harder!

Jack took a deep breath, squatted in front of Qiao Dongliang, hugged his calf and looked up at him slightly, trying to make his pupils dilate, so as to look cute and innocent (don’t get me wrong that he is not afraid of domestic violence, the key domestic violence can’t be let The perpetrator was too excited and tired), and said, "Liangliang, listen to me, I have something to tell you."

Yo, is this a confession?Here comes the good show!Qiao Dongliang suppressed the joy in his heart, and said with a cold face: "You can tell me what it is." In order to avenge the kiss just now, he used a little bit of awakening power and added some psychological pressure to him.

Jack looked at his dark golden pupils that shone slightly, and suddenly his heart skipped a beat.Qiao Dongliang narrowed his slender single eyelids, and said meaningfully: "You must have something to hide from me, right? Let me remind you, do you still remember the oath you swore to me at Planet Aquamarine?"

Jack deeply felt that he was not being kind today, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "I remember, don't worry, you can punish me whatever you want after I finish talking later, but let's talk first, you can only punish me One, you can't vent your anger on others, and you can't be angry with yourself, let alone break up, divorce or anything like that."

Qiao Dongliang couldn't help but burst out laughing: "We're not married yet, why are we getting divorced?"

Jack became more and more terrified: "You're not serious, are you?" Fuck, if there is a danger of divorce, then continue to lie to him.

Qiao Dongliang knew that this was his biggest problem, and he must not joke around, otherwise the whole building would be in danger of collapsing, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I promise you."

Jack was relieved a little, and he thought about his words, and said, "Liangliang, you are pregnant."

-_-Qiao Dongliang said in his heart that you are so straightforward, and he didn't know how to react for a while.Seeing his expressionless face, Jack thought he was frightened, hugged his calf and said softly, "I'm sorry I kept it from you, mainly because I was afraid that you wouldn't want this child. You also know how much I like chicks. , Ever since Luo Bing found out that you were pregnant, I was so entangled that I wanted to tell you and beg you to keep him, but at the same time I was worried about what to do if you really said no. Keep it a secret."

Qiao Dongliang secretly thought about how he should react now if he really didn't know about this matter, and after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure it out—after all, we are not the best actor, so he said dryly: "Go on."

Jack didn't expect him to be so calm. He didn't know if he was really not angry, or it was just the last calm before the storm: "I discussed with Luo Bing to let you give birth to the baby first, so I have been letting him Preserve your pregnancy and reduce the symptoms of pregnancy. Do you still remember the time when Caton attacked Belvedere and we set off to reinforce the Black Warrior? At that time, you happened to have the greatest pregnancy reaction, so I asked Luo Bing to lie to you and say you had it' Intestinal probiotic activity disorder and mild myasthenic syndrome', later Aluhan said that he slipped his mouth, and I was worried for a long time. Fortunately, you are stupid... It’s not right, you are open-minded, and you forgot about it after a few days of entanglement. Liangliang, I'm sorry, just hit me."

Can you pretend to be more pitiful?Qiao Dongliang looked at his big dark eyes, and it turned out that such a silly cute expression on his face is not inconsistent at all... "Then you never thought about what to do when you are born? What to do when you are born? Can you hide it from me forever?"

Jack continued to be cute: "Luo Bing said that he can give you drugs during labor, so that you can give birth to a child without knowing it. You don't know that manta rainbow dragons are different from people. It is only the size of an egg when it grows up to maturity in the mother's body. With your stupidity...with your broad heart, you should not be able to find it..."

"You've said twice that I'm stupid. Do you think I really didn't hear it?" Qiao Dongliang's face began to turn ugly. I knew that he was a bit dark-bellied, but I didn't expect to be so dark-bellied. He thought that he was just hiding it from himself for a while, and he would definitely tell the truth when he was about to give birth, but he didn't expect that he would directly plan to kill him first and play later, turning his medicine over and then laying eggs.

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, Qiao Dongliang sneered and said: "Oh, so you even prepared the sweat medicine for me! No wonder you are not in a hurry, very good, then have you found a good nurse? Why not find a nurse? You should Find a little wife, it will be the same with or without me, and your family of three can live happily together!"

Jack was taken aback: "No, no, no, you misunderstood Liangliang, I only love you, and I did this just because I was afraid that you would not be able to accept such things as laying eggs, and I didn't want to raise our children with other people. And... and At that time, I really thought that the fiance they found for me was my destined partner, and you were just an ordinary person I fell in love with by accident, so I was worried that there would be something wrong with this child, in case it was deformed or..."

"You're the fucking deformity!" Qiao Dongliang was about to produce extreme hormonal imbalance, and he couldn't listen to anyone saying bad things about his child. As soon as he heard the word "deformed", his blood rushed to his brain, and he punched Jack in the face.

Jack remembered the promise he made on Seablue Star. He didn't dodge or fight back. He squatted there and let him beat him. After the beating, he held his fist and blew: "I'm sorry I was wrong. That guy is a fake, that's why I have this kind of worry. I was afraid that you were as worried as I was, so I discussed with Luo Bing to let you unknowingly give birth to the child and cancel the contract of First Embrace..."

"What?" Qiao Dongliang felt that his words were a bit too informative, "What's the deal with Chuyong's contract?"

Jack told him that he had found a way to terminate the contract: "I bought an ancient book on the planet Sachma, but Luo Bing tore it down and took it away. Later, he told me that I must use the fingertips of the newborn babies of both parties Only blood can break the contract, I was a little hesitant to give you an abortion, but I made up my mind to keep the child after hearing the news."

Qiao Dongliang stared at him dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to straighten out the logic of the whole thing: "So your original idea was that if there is something wrong with this child, you will let him..." He said later I can't go on, although he wished to have an abortion for a second when he first found out that he was pregnant, but the more he thought about it, the more he looked forward to the birth of this child, not to mention that this was their first child. During the period of house arrest, he couldn't survive without this hot egg in his stomach.

Jack clenched his fist and said in pain: "Yes, I really thought so at the time. If the child is healthy, I will tell you the truth. In case...the child is gone, you don't know, and you won't pain."

"Slap!", Qiao Dongliang slapped him on the face without hesitation, and his whole body trembled angrily: "If he is unhealthy, kill him? How dare you think so! To tell you the truth, you are pregnant." I knew about this a long time ago, when I was under house arrest by King David! I know that I am not your destined partner, your awesome "Apocalypse" predicted that I would not be able to give birth to normal bat rainbows Dragon, but I don’t care! The laws of the delta galaxy can’t control the Baker Kingdom, and I’m the king!”

=mouth=!Jack: "You, you, you already knew? Why, why didn't you tell me?"

"I just want to see what medicine you sell in your gourd!" Qiao Dongliang blushed with excitement: "I know you only like chickens, but I like all chickens, ducks, geese, quails and rocs! As long as he is me Born, I don't care if he is a bat rainbow dragon, it doesn't matter if he can't change shape, it doesn't matter if he is a shapeshifting beast, anyway, he grew up in the Kingdom of Baker, so he doesn't need to go to the δ galaxy to see the face of your elder hall!"

He couldn't sit still while talking, stood up and walked back and forth to scold Jack: "You said he was deformed, but I also said he was invincible evolution or extraordinary talent! Tell you, no matter who it is, don't even try to beat him You are no exception! He shoots into my stomach and he is mine, mine alone! If you don’t want him, you can get out!”

Jack was stunned. Qiao Dongliang's words completely overturned his understanding of bloodlines. He was educated since he was a child to ensure the purity of the bloodline of the Mantasaurus. Any behavior that mutates the offspring of the Mantasaurus is Wrong and must be strictly stopped.Qiao Dongliang's words were like a pair of strange hands of God, opening a window for him that had never existed before. The sun was shining brightly outside the window, and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant!

Maternal love is great and selfless!At this moment, Jack couldn't help sighing deeply, how superficial and uncreative his love for chicks was compared to his wife!

Jack's blood boiled with tears, and he couldn't help rushing forward to hold Qiao Dongliang in his arms, and confessed from the bottom of his heart: "I love you Liangliang, whether you are my destined partner or not, I only love you, no, not only Love, I still worship you, I will not worship Guan Erye in the future, you are my god!"

Ling Ran was filled with righteous indignation at what Qiao Dongliang was talking about, and was suddenly strangled by his iron-drum-like arms, and said furiously, "Let go of me! You scumbag! I want to beat you to death on behalf of Second Lord Guan!"

Jack was kind, and immediately put his face close to let him beat him. Qiao Dongliang was startled by him, fearing that he would give him another long, life-threatening kiss, so he slapped him on the face and pushed hard: "What are you doing! Don't pretend to be a grandson!" It's over, I don't follow your example, my son is sacred and inviolable, absolutely not to be profaned! You are such a bastard for daring to think of him, you actually want to hide him behind my back... No, I regret it, I want Deport you, send you back to the country, let your destined partner give birth to chickens for you, I have lived with my son, ducks, geese, quails, rocs, whatever..."

At this point, even if Jack was beaten to death by him, he would definitely be happy. He grabbed his hand and slapped himself on the face twice, saying: "You still hit me, Your Majesty, don't send me back to the country, my destined partner is still here!" In your country, I won’t be able to give birth to chickens when I go back.”

"What?" Qiao Dongliang was taken aback, and then jumped up, "What did you do behind my back again? Why was your destined partner secretly sent to Baker Kingdom?"

"No! My destined partner is you!" Jack hugged him tightly and didn't dare to let go. With a tip of his toe, he gently kicked Gordon's little train into his hand (do you remember the golden right foot), and handed it to Qiao Dongliang, "Look Its eyes, this bead cut in half by you, is my fate stone, Liangliang, it came into your hands more than ten years ago, this is God's will, this is fate, this is destiny!"

-mouth-!Qiao Dongliang was dumbfounded. He looked at Gordon and then at him: "This, this, this is the fate stone? Impossible! This is just a marble I took from my grandfather's pocket. How could your fate stone be in my pocket?" Grandpa? Are you reading it wrong?"

"That's right, it's impossible to be wrong. It's my fate stone, I held it in my wings when I hatched from the eggshell. As for why it's in your grandfather's pocket..." Jack sighed deeply, Then he began to tell his wife about "a murder caused by a steamed stuffed bun".