Violence and Pro Guide

With a hot face and a cold butt, Jonas stretched out his hand in the air and closed it or not, it was very embarrassing.

"He is very familiar with birth, just wait for a little more familiarity." Qiao Dongliang saw that Jonas's expression was very hurt, and he couldn't bear it, and explained, "It may be that I experienced too many things when I was pregnant, and this child was insecure when he was born. If he feels sick, he must be hugged by me or Jack, and I also want to find an expert who understands child psychology to help him correct it when I come back."

"Yes, yes, the child suffered a lot at that time, and I will call a psychologist to arrange it immediately." Jonas hurriedly said: "You have had a hard journey, go back to the palace to rest early, where the little prince lives I have already arranged everything, it is in your bedroom, and the nanny and maid have also been selected, but the candidates for the preschool education have not been decided yet, let's choose together with the psychologist later."

"It's been hard work for you these days." Qiao Dongliang said sincerely. Although he still couldn't let go of some of Jonas's past actions, their mother-child relationship has indeed eased a lot since the death of King David. Jonas is gone. Husband, he is sincerely good to his son, and sincerely looks forward to his grandson, everyone can see this.

So even if you can't treat him as your own mother, it's okay to treat him as an ordinary elder.

A group of people returned to Baker's palace in a flying saucer, and the kid Qiao Maimai nestled in Jack's arms halfway and fell asleep. He fell asleep and became a little white chicken.This child has just learned how to transform, and he is not very proficient in body control. Last time Qiao Dongliang made him a bowl of pumpkin puree. He was eating happily. He turned into a chicken with a bang, and his small body was caught when his claws slipped. under the bowl.When Qiao Dongliang came back, he found that his violent son had smashed the bowl into slag, and was sitting in the yellow pumpkin puree, crying. How miserable the scene was, all he knew was that he was eating pumpkin puree Those who didn't know thought that he took a big shit and accidentally drowned himself in it.

When he arrived at the palace gate, Qiao Maimai woke up, squatted on Jack's head all the way into the palace, stared at the left and right, and was very curious about his new home. !" "Chirp!" "CHU~" exclamation.

However, the cup came quickly.When approaching Qiao Dongliang's bedroom, two Jenga birds flew out from the canopy of a big tree. This kind of bird was pure white, and its appearance was very similar to that of a newborn bat rainbow at first glance. The bird was so excited that it yelled: "Chicken Treasure—Chirp~", as soon as it stretched its wings, it rushed out, chasing the two little white birds and whirring away.

Qiao Dongliang almost died of anger on the spot. The accompanying guards and servants were all dumbfounded, chasing His Royal Highness in all directions, and a clever one even took a bamboo pole net bag to catch butterflies. A large group of people was catching birds in the palace , Make a mess of people turn their backs on their backs.

In the end, it was Jonas and Jack who surrounded and pulled Qiao Maimai back. At that time, he had already flown into the tomb of the kings through the gap on the top of the tower, and was sitting on the coffin of his grandfather King David The bird divides the millet. There are two grains in front of the two stacked birds, and the rest is in front of him. He also asked with a pure face: "How many?"

If the Jenga bird could understand human language, it would probably cry—have you ever seen a similar kind that is so bad at arithmetic, can't you compare it?

The first time he committed a crime, he was alarmed by a Firewing Bird and a Manta Rainbow Dragon before he was caught. In the evening, Qiao Dongliang cleaned up his son so hard that his little butt was red.The little white chicken twitched and cried for a while, saying that he was wrong, and he would stop flying around, and he must obey "Hu Huang" obediently.

The little thing is very cute when he is soft and obedient. Qiao Dongliang softened his heart after saying a few words. He squeezed the bath liquid to bathe him. He took a handful of bubbles and covered his butt, not moving.

Qiao Dongliang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, knowing that he was accusing him of physically punishing him, so he had to apologize to him: "Well, I was wrong to beat you, but you are not allowed to be mischievous in the future, you know? The servants here are not You can fly, if you fly out and get caught by the big bird, you will never see your father and father again, understand?"

Xiaoji nodded with tears in his eyes. Qiao Dongliang was just about to reach out to rub his buttocks when he farted silently, blowing all the bubbles on his buttocks, and his face collapsed. Face innocently covered his nose with his wings: "Smelly..."

Did you do it on purpose?Qiao Dongliang thought silently, being so black-bellied at such a young age must be inherited from Jack!

The following days were extremely busy and fulfilling. While Qiao Dongliang had to learn all kinds of political and economic management knowledge from the teacher Jonas arranged for him, he also had to deal with the official duties accumulated during the period of visiting relatives in his hometown. Although there are Jonas and a group of veterans handling state affairs, many things that must be handled by the king have been delayed. Now that he and Jack are back, Aruhan has also settled the divorce, and some major reconstruction plans must be implemented immediately. , so he was so busy that he hardly even had time to sleep.

It is much more difficult to be king than imagined. Even with masters like Jack and Aruhan, Qiao Dongliang is still struggling. He originally planned to bring his son to adapt to life here, but he couldn't take care of it for a while, so he had to take care of it. He entrusted it to the nannies and maids, and selected a few reliable psychologists to accompany him on shift.

In the first few days, Qiao Maimai couldn't see "Hu Huang" and his father were very irritable, crying or throwing things all day long, and the lemon army almost didn't work.But maybe it was natural, maybe the climate of Planet Baker was more in line with his growth needs, he calmed down within a few days, tried to accept the people around him, and let them take him out to wander in various gardens.

The royal garden of the Baker Palace is very beautiful, and there are many tame small blood beasts in it. Qiao Maimai is still young, so it is unclear whether he will be bloodthirsty in the future, but it is obvious that he does not reject the taste of blood at all.Sometimes a servant bites a blood beast to suck blood, and he will learn to grab one and bite twice. Of course, with his small teeth, he can't bite any big wounds, he can only poke a small hole that can drip blood, but even so , he also licked the blood beads happily.

There are more Jenga birds in the palace. White birds live in groups under the eaves of the palace or in the canopy of the trees. Although Qiao Maimai promised his father not to fly randomly, children of this age agree As long as the nanny can't see her wrongly, she will fly out to chase the birds to play, and even sneak into the bird's nest when it is foggy during the day, and take all the millet hidden inside to her room and hide it.

When the jigsaws came to ask for an explanation, Qiao Maimai beat them one by one first, and then comforted them after beating them honestly, and redistributed the grain according to who was obedient and who was not. It's like a generation of bird kings.

The life of the little prince is getting more and more comfortable, but the nanny and servants are being tossed by him one by one - the reason is that His Royal Highness doesn't like to wear clothes, except for cow pockets (that is, diapers), there is no other thread. I want to hang on him, run naked no matter indoors or outdoors, and I am not afraid of the cold or rain.Sometimes Qiao Dongliang forced him to put on a romper before leaving, and he took it off immediately when he went out, and continued to run naked in diapers.

Of course, there are also times when he doesn't run naked, that is when he is in the animal form. Not long after returning home, he gradually learns to control his body, and can freely change between the human form and the animal form.But don't expect him to stay obediently even if he looks like a beast. It's okay when Qiao Dongliang is around. As soon as Master "Huhuang" goes out, he will fly around the palace like a snow-white lightning, holding his The people who threw at him with net pockets flashed blind over and over again.

When the weather got hotter, there were no more jenga in Baker's palace, and it didn't take long for the jenga in the entire imperial capital to disappear. For this reason, many zoologists have done a lot of research and published a lot of books such as "On the jenga The Evolutionary Migration of the Chinese Academy of Sciences", "The Effects of Environmental Deterioration of Beiwei on the Birds of the Imperial Capital" and other scientific papers, one of which won the "Royal Science Award" (similar to the Nobel Prize for the earth) presented by Qiao Dongliang himself.

Of course that's all for later.

By the time Qiao Dongliang was busy with state affairs and realized that his son had become the tyrant of the sky in the imperial capital, Qiao Maimai had grown into a big chicken that could not even stand up to his own father Jack, and the wedding between him and Jack was coming soon. It's almost here.

When the wedding date was first decided, Kafka and Luo Bing's wedding was also scheduled on the same day. On the one hand, Jack and Kafka were closer than brothers, and they planned to get married together; It's troublesome, it's a waste of time and money, and the gifts can't be doubled.So out of emotional and economic considerations, the two weddings were decided together.But seeing the wedding day approaching day by day, Luo Bing, who stayed in the δ galaxy to deal with the inheritance and sale of the inheritance, has not come back for a long time.

Kafka became more and more anxious. Although he was still working in an orderly manner during the day, when he was alone at night, he would always cry while looking at the dress they had ordered. Fortunately, he was dark and his eyes were swollen and not obvious.Aruhan was cold by nature and didn't like to get too close to his son, but he still cared about seeing him haggard day by day, so he quietly sent a group of people to the Delta galaxy to find out news.

However, before the spy report came back, the person he least wanted to see showed up with a large group of people.

General Caton came to the Kingdom of Baker with a direct-line fleet. In addition to bringing his ex-wife a bunch of souvenirs prepared by his former "sisters", he also brought a shocking news to Qiao Dongliang and Jack—that The guy who was once considered to be Jack's destined partner, after a long round of trials and evidence collection by the Senate and the Military Commission, was still unable to be determined to be a spy in the end.

"Although you have confirmed that Qiao Dongliang is your destined partner, and Qiao Maimai is also a pure-bred mantis dragon, it cannot be concluded that that person is a malicious impersonator—because it was your father who found him on his own initiative, and He didn't take the initiative to tell the Yuanlaodian that he is your destined partner, he is passive on this point." Caton explained, "As for the fate stone in his hand, it is believed to be true after many appraisals by the Yuanlaodian. The 33 older brothers also participated in the identification, and they all thought it was not an imitation. Later, His Majesty Sauter called many experts in genetics and life sciences to discuss this matter. In view of the fact that there is only one branch of the Bai family left in the universe. , there could be no other people left outside, and they raised the possibility that there would be more than one Jack's destined mate."

Jack: =mouth=

Qiao Dongliang: -mouth-!

"Regardless of whether their conjecture is true or not, according to the laws of the Delta galaxy, if there is no conclusive evidence now, we must release the suspect." Caton said helplessly, "Your Majesty Sauter also knows that you will be arrested soon. It's inappropriate to bring someone to you now for a wedding, but it's a big deal. If there is something that you haven't considered, letting him go may bring potential danger to the Manta Rainbow Dragon family. After many considerations, He asked me to bring someone over to you, and asked Jack to verify in person whether he is your destined partner."

Pit father ah!Jack scolded those goddamn scientists a thousand times from the bottom of his heart—I am about to get married and my children are growing up, what kind of NP are you doing? If you change your mind, you won't fall in love with other people even after your partner dies. Why do you mutate when you come to Lao Tzu!And I only have one fate stone at all, one when it hatched from the egg shell, even if my father is unreliable, he can still count one or two, okay? !

What scientists are not scientific at all!

Jack had a gloomy face and said nothing, with an expression of "I'm about to go berserk, you all stay away from me", which made Caton terrified.On the contrary, Qiao Dongliang was very calm. After the short Sparta passed, he returned to normal. He asked Caton calmly, "Where is that person?"

"On my boat." Carton said, "To be honest, I also think this matter is very strange. I have read the file of this case, and I have contacted him many times. No matter from the background analysis or personality test, he is He is completely unsuitable for being a spy, really, you will know it when you see him."

After receiving the king's order, Qiao Dongliang's direct guards extradited the suspect sent by Caton, and soon the legendary "destined partner" was sent to the king and his wife.

Then Qiao Dongliang finally understood why Caton said that this guy was "totally unsuitable to be a spy".