It's not scientific!

Xu Chengyue didn't dare to go back to the house until he bought the candle paper money and burned it for Xiaoqian for the real Miaomiao. It was so embarrassing to see a man's face almost drooling or something!

So he waited outside to watch the real Miaomiao fight with Xiaoqian, but Xiaoqian, who was nested in the big locust tree, despised him: "Now~now~is~white~day~you~what~when~time~ see~pass~ghost~white~day~out~come~"

"Didn't you say that senior brother would come to you for three meals a day to discuss with you?"

"I~ my ~ one day ~ three ~ meals ~ and ~ your ~ ~ one ~ day ~ three ~ meals ~ can ~ the same ~ meal ~?" Xiaoqian said, "you ~ eat ~ I~did~eat~early~dinner~at the time~time~of late~dinner~"

Xu Chengyue looked pained, "Miss Xiaoqian, can you speak without your own tilde?"

"No~can~" Xiaoqian smiled, "hey~hey~hey~"

Real Miaomiao stretched out a paw and patted it on the feet of Junior Brother 38, and comforted him: "Junior Brother 38, just get used to it, you haven't seen one with an exclamation mark, compared to it, at least when Layman Xiaoqian speaks It doesn’t make you feel like your heart is pumping hard all the time.”

No matter how much Xu Chengyue thought about it, he never imagined what kind of person with an exclamation point was like, and he had no fighting skills to watch, so he went to water the vegetables silently.

After Daoist Miaomiao made an appointment with Xiaoqian for an evening sparring session, he got into the soil and disappeared just like when Daxian Bai left.

There were still no customers from Interstellar Hi-Tech on this day, and there was no courier to deliver. After finally daring to face Ye Qing, Xu Chengyue couldn't help asking: "Boss, is it really okay for our business to be so deserted?"

Ye Qing said very calmly: "What are you afraid of, you won't be unable to pay your salary, we will not open for three years, and we will have to wait for three years."

"But I don't think the income is that high. You only charged Tianlong Aotian 100 yuan for his handling fee the day before."

Ye Qing gave him a particularly noble and icy sideways glance, and snorted coldly: "What do you know, our main income still falls on human beings."

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone at the front desk rang.

"Hello, this is Interstellar Technology." Nong Xiaoxue answered the phone and said sweetly.This time, she didn't say what to do, please press any button, because there is no special area code for ET, local special species, or relevant departments on the caller ID, and it looks like an ordinary human phone number.

Not knowing what was said on the other end of the phone, she suddenly pressed the speakerphone.

A woman's broken cry came from the other end of the phone: "I beg you, please save my son. I heard from my friends that your master is very spiritual. I will give you whatever you want!"

"Okay, ma'am, please calm down and explain the situation to us, okay?" Nong Xiaoxue's voice suddenly became very calm, sounding very reliable!

The woman was crying and sobbing and said that their house was haunted recently. Her son always talked to places where no one was around, and laughed happily. When he asked who he was talking to, he said he had an alien friend, yes He is very good, but he can’t tell what that alien looks like. The furniture in the house often moves by itself for no reason. No, her friend told her that Interstellar High-Tech has a very powerful master, so she went to the doctor in a hurry.

Nong Xiaoxue asked her to leave her address and phone number, told her that she would be notified when she came to the door, then hung up the phone and asked Ye Qing: "Boss, why do I feel like a clown star?"

Ye Qing frowned and rubbed his temples, "Tsk, why is it so troublesome to come here?"

Xu Chengyue asked curiously: "What is this clown star?"

Ye Qing turned on the computer that was used to access Skynet again, and searched for him on a page that looked like Baidu.

"Pfft!" Xu Chengyue couldn't help laughing when he saw "SB click" on the page that should have been "Baidu click".

"Stupid human, what are you laughing at, look at it carefully," Ye Qing knocked his head, "In case you make a joke on your first shift, then I can call your brother to laugh at you."

Xu Chengyue muttered "You are not human too", and read the information honestly.

The clown stars are a very strange race. They especially like children. The whole race is childlike, and they are very playful, and they are especially good at playing pranks on adults.And their racial talent is very strange, as long as they don't want to be seen by adults, only children can see them, but sometimes children can't see their true form, the form of clown stars is very changeable, It is very likely that they can change their look in a minute, which is so stinking and beautiful!In fact, their real names are not Clown Stars, their real names are very, very long, similar to names like "If you don't want to die, you're uncomfortable with Sky Stars", but after passing through Skynet's automatic translation system, they shrunk down to Clown Stars like this A concise name...

Ye Qing once applied for a second-generation special ID card for a clown star, but the clown star didn't like him - he said his heart was impure and wouldn't let him see it - and he struggled for a long time but couldn't get it to be photographed It was such a good ID photo, and finally I went to the little vixen next door to Bai Daxian to help me take it.The clowns are really troublesome. Their force value is not high, but the talent of this race is too annoying, and because of their childish nature, no one in the general universe will use force against them, "bullying children" The reputation is too bad.

"So should we bring a child?" Xu Chengyue suggested, "I nominate my niece!"

Ye Qing squinted at him, "Xu Zhengong's daughter? Are you sure? She's already that old, and are you sure she won't be as violent as your brother?"

"Otherwise, what should we do? What if we can't see it?" Xu Chengyue was sweating profusely, "Then why don't we look for that little vixen again?"

So Ye Qing took out his mobile phone and called, "Tuantuan, are you free? Do something for me?"

About ten minutes later, a snow-white fluffy object ran in from the door like a rolling gourd, rolled all the way into Ye Qing's arms, and then turned into a soft, white and chubby man wearing an Ahri T-shirt. Four or five-year-old children.

Xu Chengyue stared at the fat little man with a double chin, arms and legs like lotus root joints, and cried out in disbelief: "This, this is a vixen?!" How could there be such a fat vixen? !Aren't all vixens very seductive and seductive!Fortunately, he still dreamed about it for a while!

The little fat man stretched out two round, lotus root-like arms to hug Ye Qing's neck, and asked softly, "Ye Qing, who is this child?"

"You are the child!" Xu Chengyue was immediately shifted by him, "I am 22 years old!"

The little fat man squinted at him, "I'm already a hundred years old!"

Xu Chengyue burst into tears—the monsters are so unscientific!

Ye Qing weighed the little fat man in his arms, and said with satisfaction: "Fat again."

The little fat man poked his face happily, and said with a sweet smile: "Bai Daxian said fat is cute!"

Such a friendly boss is really rare to see!Xu Chengyue was very emotional, he has been here for three days, and Ye Qing has never been so kind to him...

Now that the little fat man is in place, the next step is to prepare the props and go out to do business.

Ye Qing first went upstairs and changed into a silver-gray Chinese tunic suit with a stand-up collar—it looked like a high-end product—and then began to comb his hair, gnashing his teeth while combing: "Sooner or later, I will cut it off!"

"Then why don't you cut it now?" Xu Chengyue felt strange for a long time, Ye Qing was usually so lazy to comb his hair, but he didn't know why he wanted to grow such long hair.

"Because Mother Ye told him to keep it," said the little fat man, "he didn't dare to cut it off."

When he mentioned Mother Ye, Xu Chengyue saw Ye Qing's movements froze suddenly, and then saw him lower his eyes.For some reason, he suddenly felt that Ye Qing's expression looked a little fragile.

But Ye Qing quickly put away that expression, he took care of himself incomparably glamorous, then raised his eyebrows and glanced at Xu Chengyue, "Go and clean yourself up, I need one by one to look good. Spectrum's assistant, not a college student."

Xu Chengyue went upstairs silently and changed into a black suit and came down with a pair of sunglasses - he now finally knows why his brother insisted on bringing these things when he came to report.

So in the afternoon, in front of a family in a villa complex in the city, there stood a beautiful woman with a serious and unpredictable expression, and a young man in a black suit and sunglasses carrying an old wooden box. Especially stylish!

Xu Chengyue kept looking back at the parking lot.

"What are you looking at?" Ye Qing was a little impatient, "Aren't you going to knock on the door?"

"I said, we are so far apart, can Tuantuan really hear your voice and come out in time, boss?" Xu Chengyue couldn't help but wonder when he thought of the little fat man left in the car, "Why do I feel a little unreliable? "

Ye Qing sneered at him mercilessly: "How can you use your human mind to speculate on a monster?"

"...Be nice to me..." Xu Chengyue muttered aggrievedly.

"Go knock on the door."

Before Xu Chengyue could knock on the door, the door opened by itself. At the same time, there was a scream from inside the door: "Husband! Husband! The door opened by itself again! Look!"

Then a child said: "Mom, I didn't open the door by myself, it was Changjiang No. [-] who opened it!"

The woman cried hysterically: "What Yangtze River No. [-]! Do you really think there are aliens?! That's a ghost! It's a ghost! Husband! Look at your son!"

Obviously it should be a little scary, but Xu Chengyue suddenly felt a little happy.