It's not scientific!

Seeing Xu Chengyue's uncontrollable amused expression, Ye Qing glanced at him slowly, and said in a low voice, "Don't laugh, be serious, what they are looking for is a master of catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits, we don't have an age advantage like those old gods, At this time, you have to show the posture of an expert, understand?"

Xu Chengyue nodded sharply, made a face very dedicated, walked straight to the door, and knocked a few times on the half-open door.

The people in the door followed the reputation and saw these two people who were very stylish, especially Ye Qing, who was wearing a silver-gray Chinese tunic suit with a stand-up collar embroidered with dragon patterns, and it looked like a godsend at first glance!

In fact, there is also a certain emphasis on dressing up as a magic stick. Today's magic sticks, the older ones like to wear double-breasted Tang suits, usually white or black, and the younger ones wear Chinese tunic suits with a stand-up collar, and they must have Chinese-style embroidered patterns. It is best to wear a string of sandalwood bracelets or something, which will look more mysterious. In short, they will not wear suits, T-shirts and jeans, because they are not Chinese at all!There is no metaphysical connotation at all!

As for why Ye Qing pretends to be a magic stick, it is of course because the income of the magic stick is high, and it is convenient to deal with things. No matter what kind of moth made by ET, as long as it is said to be haunted, the people of the Celestial Dynasty are always easier to believe - Haunted is more scientific than aliens in the house, right?

Therefore, in the eyes of ET and local special species, private enterprises such as Interstellar High-Tech are departments such as sub-district offices or community neighborhood committees, but in the eyes of ordinary humans, they are the dojos of masters who catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits. He is also a well-known master.

"Oh, Master Ye! You're finally here!" Their client, Ms. Wang, was crying all the time, but when she saw Ye Qing, she quickly wiped her face, pushed Xu Chengyue aside, grabbed Ye Qing's hand, As if treating a lifesaver, "Master Ye is really a young and promising talent!"

Ye Qing tapped her wrist indiscriminately, and freed his hand.

The woman only felt a soreness on her wrist, and she involuntarily let go of her hand. She couldn't help being surprised, and looked at him with more hopeful eyes-this Master Ye really has some skills!

"I'm sorry, master, I didn't mean to offend you, why don't you go in and have a cup of tea first?" She said more attentively.

Ye Qing snorted noncommittally, nodded his head in a particularly noble and cold manner, and walked in the door with a condescending look.

Xu Chengyue saw it deeply from the side, so he imitated him and walked in with a rigid face and a very expensive mahogany box carrying props.

Who knew that as soon as they entered the door, a glass of water would shoot straight at Ye Qing's face like an arrow from the string.In the family's living room, Ms. Wang's husband hid behind the sofa with an excited seven or eight-year-old boy in his arms, watching the cup flying past in horror.

Ye Qing pretended to catch the cup as soon as he raised his hand, the water in the cup didn't even spill out.He dropped the glass of water casually, and then threw it back on the table next to him. The water in the glass swayed a few times before calming down.

He looked at Ms. Wang's son, and found a trace of disappointment on his face, and then looked towards the corner.

He stretched out his hand towards Xu Chengyue, "Xiao Xu, take out the compass."

Xu Chengyue cooperated very well and took out an antique compass from the mahogany box - this is of course Ye Qing's prop for wearing a magic stick.

Ye Qing took the compass and moved his hands and feet secretly, the pointer of the compass pointed to the corner where Ms. Wang's son was looking, and he walked over.

As he expected, Ms. Wang's son rushed out and stood in front of him, yelling: "You are not allowed to hurt Changjiang No. [-]! He is my good friend!"

Ye Qing winked at Xu Chengyue.

Xu Chengyue took off his sunglasses, and showed a bright and contagious smile to Xiao Zhengtai, "We won't hurt him, don't you know, your good friend Changjiang No. [-] accidentally fell to the earth because he got lost , we are now trying to find a way to send him back to his planet. If you don’t believe me, ask your mother? Your mother thought it was too pitiful that the Yangtze River [-] could not return home, so she came to us for help. We have a spaceship of it."

Xiaozheng looked at Ms. Wang in a daze, and Ms. Wang nodded quickly, "That's right, that's it! Come to Mommy!"

"I don't believe it!" Xiao Zhengtai's face suddenly changed, "Yangtze River No. [-] said that you are villains, and he is going to be arrested for experiments!"

Ms. Wang was about to cry, and her husband asked Ye Qing worriedly: "Master Ye, is my son bewitched by an evil spirit? Or did he open his eyes? I heard that children can easily see unclean things with their eyes opened."

Ye Qing looked serious, "That's right, but it's not a big problem. I'll leave a few talismans for you after I settle the matter, and you can stick them in his room. It will be fine in a few days." The low-level evil spirit talismans wholesaled from the real meow are used to drive away Yin Qi...

Ms. Wang and his wife quickly thanked God, and then looked at him expectantly, hoping that he would get rid of the "ghost" as soon as possible.

Xu Chengyue took a look at Ye Qing's eyes, and quickly hugged Xiao Zhengtai and stepped aside to coax him. Maybe it was because his smile was more open and sincere, and the little friend gradually believed him.

At this moment, a child giggled suddenly in the house, "Let's play hide-and-seek! If you find me, you will be rewarded!" Then the laughter became erratic, sometimes on the left, sometimes on the right, and sometimes on the stairs. After a while, he entered the kitchen again.

"Come and find me, come and find me!"

Ye Qing couldn't see where the clown star was, and he didn't want to blatantly see where the little Zhengtai was looking, so he took out the tool used to notify Tuantuan - a copper bell - and rang it.

Ms. Wang hid aside and asked Xu Chengyue in a low voice: "Brother, what is Master Ye doing?"

Xu Chengyue tried hard to hold back a smile and said, "Master is summoning a divine beast."

Then the "Divine Beast" flew in through the window like lightning, and landed in front of Ye Qing.

"This, this beast is really fat..." Ms. Wang's husband murmured.

Tuantuan could see the clown star, so Ye Qing followed him and finally found the direction, blocking the clown star in the corner of the hall.

It's a bit far away from the other people here, Ye Qing can finally speak with confidence.He lowered his voice and said to the corner: "Do you have an earth passport? If you don't have a passport, do you have a temporary residence permit? Do you have a second-generation special ID card?"

"Hee hee hee ~ no ~ no ~" the child's voice said with a smile - it didn't seem to be afraid at all.

Sure enough, it's the bumpkin ET who just arrived on Earth!

Ye Qing stared at the corner of the wall with disdainful eyes, and said viciously: "You bumpkin! You are ashamed to hang out on the earth if you don't have anything. Your family members have obtained permanent residence rights on the earth, and now they even open a kindergarten. There are all kinds of children, but you can only hang out with one child, only! One! One! Telling it is really embarrassing to your planet!"

Ms. Wang over there only saw Ye Qing talking, but couldn't hear what he said clearly, so she asked Xu Chengyue again: "Little brother, what is Master Ye talking about?"

"Oh, master is chanting a spell." Xu Chengyue said.

"You know, if bumpkin aliens like you come to the earth, if you don't get a temporary residence permit within three months, it won't be me who will come to you at that time, but the secret service personnel who are all equipped with particle weapons. At some point they will definitely extradite you back to your planet," Ye Qing said grimly, "When you are extradited back, what awaits you is exile, and your crime is smuggling! Think about the days after you were exiled, you You will be exiled to a prison planet where there are no children and only adults, those annoying adults will only fight, fight, drink, gamble and talk about women all day long, and they don't like pranks, you will suffocate to death!"

The clown star screamed, and said with a trembling voice: "This is really terrible!"

"Now you have two choices, one is to go back with me and I will issue documents for you, the other is to call the secret service department and ask them to extradite you, which one do you choose?" Ye Qing threatened, "Don't even think about running away. , have you seen my little fox? He already remembers your smell, he can find you wherever you go!"

Tuantuan little fat man took a step forward cooperatively, and opened his mouth to bite something.

"I'll go back with you!" The clown star finally compromised.

Ye Qing gave a satisfied smile, "Then let's play a game, you will definitely like it."

He whispered with the clown stars and the little fat guys there for a long time, and finally took out the most important prop from his toolbox——[-]D projector!

This is a [-]D projector disguised as a mahogany sword.Next, Ms. Wang and other bumpkins saw a very, very miraculous scene. All the furniture in the house suddenly flew up, and the giggles of children rang out throughout the house. The big super big fox, chasing a black shadow that appeared suddenly, ran around, and then the very powerful Master Ye suddenly stabbed the black shadow with the shining peach wood sword with the talisman paper on it, and the black shadow started It smokes, and then disappears.

In fact, the black shadow was completely projected by the projector...

The super big fox nodded his head at Ye Qing, and suddenly "whoosh" got into the ground and disappeared.

After turning off the projector and saying goodbye to the thankful Mrs. Wang and his wife, Ye Qing put a large pile of pink Mao Zedong into the old wooden box and handed it over to Xu Chengyue, who was wearing sunglasses and was very stylish. He left with dignity.Before leaving, Xu Chengyue also secretly assured Mrs. Wang’s family: “After we send Changjiang No. [-] back to his planet, we will definitely remember to tell him to send you a letter! But you can’t tell your mother that Changjiang No. [-] is with us. The big fox sneaked away."

Witnessing the scene where the "Yangtze River No. [-]" slipped out of the door after the super big fox disappeared into the ground, Mrs. Zheng covered her mouth with both hands and nodded desperately.

When they got back to the car, Tuan Tuan had already taken the clown star to play in the car, but the two adults still didn't see the clown star, because he didn't like to talk to them two annoying adults!

The disgusted adults had no choice but to talk about their own topics.

"Boss, what should we do if we encounter a real haunted situation instead of aliens?" Xu Chengyue asked suspiciously, "If it is really haunted, if someone invites us to go, we can't catch the ghost, right?"

Ye Qing gave him a contemptuous look: "Be more intelligent, of course you should bring your elder brother with you when encountering a ghost, otherwise, how do you think it will do human business as a non-transformed cat demon? Support the scene It's our business, it's its business to collect ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, and we will share it fifty-fifty."

"It doesn't feel majestic at all, like playing a house..." Xu Chengyue said dejectedly.

Ye Qing snorted, "You should be content if you can play family, how many people can't do it if they want to play family, they can only fight with their lives." For example, his parents who have passed away.

Xu Chengyue keenly heard the displeasure in his words, looked at his face again, and finally decided wisely not to touch him.