It's not scientific!
Chapter 5 Senior Brother and 38 Junior Brothers
Because Ye Qing was often too lazy to comb his hair, so when Xu Chengyue turned his head and saw his disheveled hair, he was so frightened that he let out an "ah", and almost dropped the pot lid he just picked up.
Ye Qing pulled his hair and laughed mockingly: "Didn't you listen to me last night?"
Xu Chengyue burst into tears, "Boss, why didn't you say that the neighborhood would be haunted..." He heard crying outside the window last night, so he couldn't help but pull open the curtains to look, but outside the window there was an old man with a pale tongue and long eyes bleeding The female ghost smiled at him!
"At that time, that face was only one palm away from me!" Xu Chengyue handed Ye Qing a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and said bitterly, "I wasn't that scared at first, but the distance is too close. That face has been in my mind for the rest of the night..."
Ye Qing squinted at him, sneered, "This is your retribution for not listening to the boss."
"But why are there ghosts here..."
"Because this used to be a cemetery," Ye Qing said, "How dare you come here to work with your guts? Why don't you just run home and cry to your brother in two days?"
Xu Chengyue immediately frowned, "I won't! I'll get used to it!"
"Who knows?" Ye Qing snorted noncommittally, and walked out of the kitchen calmly while drinking porridge with a small porcelain spoon.
Being so excited by him, Xu Chengyue immediately forgot about that terrifying grimace. After breakfast, he was still energetically pestering Nong Xiaoxue to give him the business content of popular science interstellar high-tech.
Ye Qing was very satisfied with this, after eating two meals cooked by Xu Chengyue, he already didn't want to drive away the third generation X who had gone through the back door, if Xu Chengyue left, wouldn't he want to eat Nong Xiaoxue's dark dishes again?
There were few customers from Interstellar Hi-Tech on this day, but a few items entrusted by customers to purchase on behalf of customers passed the review of relevant departments. Interstellar Hi-Tech placed the order, and then the seller from Skynet delivered the goods. The strange appearance shocked him—then Nong Xiaoxue took him to the city to deliver the courier, and Xu Chengyue kept asking when she followed her into the car: "Sister Xue, our car is not an ordinary pickup, right? We must have rocket boosters, right?"
Nong Xiaoxue only gave him a look of pity, and he understood...
During their deliveries, Ye Qing was watching "Super Celebrity Chef Hunting the Flowers" - just looking at the name, he knew it was a stallion novel - and then he called Xu Chengyue to order food on a whim: "I want to eat liters of food tonight." Dragon Dumplings, National Scholars Without Double Sides, Colorful Rainbow Porridge, Big Universe Shaomai, Big Magic Panda Tofu..."
"I'm not the master!" Xu Chengyue frowned, "Boss, don't take the food in the animation seriously! There is no such thing as delicious food in this world!"
Ye Qing said slowly: "Xuanyuan Batian can do it, why can't you? Go to Baidu recipes."
"Who is Xuanyuan Batian!" Xu Chengyue felt so baffled.
"It's the male protagonist of "Super Celebrity Chef Hunting the Beauty of Flowers"," Ye Qing said, "If you don't make it for me, I'll ask Xiaoqian to sleep with you tonight."
"Who is Xiaoqian?" Xu Chengyue had an ominous premonition.
Nong Xiaoxue, who was sitting in his co-pilot, told him in a low voice: "It's the female ghost you saw last night. She is our old neighbor. The boss has a good relationship with her. I think she went to scare you last night and said Maybe it was instigated by the boss, go and try your guts."
Xu Chengyue was about to kneel to Ye Qing, "Okay, I'll go to Baidu to find the recipe..." He was completely suppressed by Ye Qing...
So he hung up the phone and changed to Nong Xiaoxue to drive, holding his mobile phone and struggling to start Baidu's "China Little Master" recipe.
That night Ye Qing ate very happily, although Xu Chengyue's cooking according to the recipe from Baidu didn't shine, but it was still delicious, so he ran to the door and shouted: "Xiaoqian!"
Xu Chengyue's chopsticks stopped in mid-air, and she turned her head stiffly to look, and then saw that female ghost floated in without touching her feet. Fortunately, her eyes didn't bleed anymore, and her tongue didn't stick out, except that her face was pale. Point, she is still a pretty girl, and she is also a beauty in ancient costume!
But no matter how beautiful she is, she can't hide the fact that she is a female ghost.Xu Chengyue looked bitterly at Ye Qing serving a bowl of rice, put a little bit of each dish on the rice, inserted chopsticks and placed it in front of Xiaoqian.
Xiaoqian smiled miserably at Xu Chengyue, stared intently at the bowl and began to inhale.
"How is it? Our little Xu is good at cooking, isn't he?" Ye Qing said proudly, "I decided to continue ordering tomorrow."
Xu Chengyue decided to stand up and resist: "I refuse!"
Great Demon King Ye Qing glanced at him leisurely.
"Then... at least let's not order such unscientific dishes..." The young man became weak again, "Why don't you, boss, stop reading "Super Celebrity Chef Hunting Flowers" and read Farming Articles instead, at least Chang Tianwen’s dishes are more reliable.”
After taking a breath, Xiaoqian wiped her mouth in satisfaction, smiled miserably at Xu Chengyue, and then said to Ye Qing in a fluttering voice: "Ye~Qing~you~can~no~can ~Follow~meow~meow~true~people~say~one~next~don’t~want~always~yes~take~I~come~practice~catch~ghosts~”
After hearing this, Xu Chengyue suddenly took a few breaths.
"What are you doing?" Nong Xiaoxue asked him strangely.
The young man was forced to live rather than die and said: "I almost died from hearing it..."
Xiaoqian still said in a calm manner: "Although~miao~miao~really~people~technique~compared~worse~beating~not~painful~but~every~day~three~ Meal~meal~place~come~really~is~enough~I~never~don't~want to~repair~house~zi~”
Ye Qing nodded, and said to Xu Chengyue: "Xiao Xu, I will leave this task to you."
"Why?" Xu Chengyue was shocked, "I don't know any real Meow Meow Meow."
"It's the real Miaomiao," Ye Qing said, "You will meet tomorrow, he is your big brother, that is, Bai Daxian's big apprentice."
The next day, Xu Chengyue squatted under a big locust tree not far from the entrance of the courtyard, and stared at a big white cat, "Then what, you are my elder brother Miaomiao real person?"
The big white cat squatted on its two hind legs, grasped a whisk with its left front paw, stroked its own cat's whiskers with its right front paw, nodded, and said in a very noble manner: "That's right, Pindao is Shizun Bai Master Miaomiao, the great disciple of the Great Immortal, the 38th Junior Brother, please be polite."
It's really a fairy tale... a cat!
"Then senior brother, why do you come to Sister Xiaoqian for ghost-hunting practice with three meals a day?" Xu Chengyue said sincerely, "Sister Xiaoqian said that you always broke down her house and didn't pay for it. Don’t even help her fix it.”
He looked at the big locust tree with some suspicious scorched trunks, and pointed, "Brother, this tree is so old, and it's pretty desolate for Miss Xiaoqian and a female ghost to live here, so let's not make things worse, shall we? "
His elder brother cleared his throat a little ashamedly, and said: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, 38 Junior Brothers don't know something, and the poor have no other choice."
Then the big white cat began to pour bitter water: "Recently, Pindao's business has become more and more difficult to do. A new monk came to the city and competed fiercely with Pindao for business. If Pindao doesn't improve his business level, he will have to I lost my job, so I can only find Layman Xiaoqian to hone my skills. Layman Xiaoqian has profound morals, which is very helpful to improve the level of the poor Taoist. Alas, it’s not that the poor Taoist doesn’t want to help her build the house, but the poor Taoist wants to improve her skills. After you finish practicing, help her fix it all at once, otherwise it’s not good if you fix it once and break it once, don’t you think so, Junior Brother 38?”
The image of the big white cat with the bones and fairy style disappeared...
Xiaoqian's distinctive voice came from the big locust tree: "Then~you~pay~money~I~don't~use~you~repair~I~repay~give~you~do~accompany~practice~"
"Did you hear the 38th brother?" Real Miao Miao said, "Why don't you go buy some joss stick paper money for Pindao and burn it for Lay Xiaoqian? The grocery store next to the train station sells it~ If you go buy it for Pindao, in the future Pindao Subduing Demons and Eliminating Demons will also bring you along for you to study."
Aren't you a monster yourself... You don't even want to pay the little money for buying joss stick paper money, senior brother, how much you love money!
Xu Chengyue complained silently, boldly rubbed his big brother's hairy head, and said: "I don't need to take it with you, big brother, let me hug you! Let me hug you and I'll buy you a lot of joss sticks, paper money and compensation." For Sister Xiaoqian!" Yes, Comrade Xiao Xu is a fuzzy man, God knows how hard he endured on the day of apprenticeship so that he didn't hug his master and knead and knead!
"Wuliang Tianzun, for the sake of your sincerity and sincerity, junior brother 38, I will let you give me a hug." Real Miao Miao said, jumping into Xu Chengyue's arms, raised his head and scratched his chin, throat There was a comfortable purring sound.
Ye Qing stood at the door with his arms folded and looked at the two of them, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, the morning sun shone on his face, as if he had a golden outline on him, his whole body was glowing , good-looking enough to blind other people's titanium alloy dog eyes.
Xu Chengyue turned her head while hugging her elder brother, just in time to see this scene, she was immediately shocked, she stood there dumbfoundedly looking at him, her soul was about to fly away.
"Meow~" Real Miao Miao was subconsciously pinched by him, and the pain caught his hand, "38 Junior Brother, are you going to crush Pindao to death? Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you will kill Pindao with pain."
Xu Chengyue suddenly came back to his senses, and saw Ye Qing looking at him with a half-smile, with a meaningful look in his eyes.
"Then that boss, I'm going to help the senior brother buy paper money for incense candles. I'll be back soon and call me if there is anything to do!" He hugged his senior brother and ran away.
Ye Qing pulled his hair and laughed mockingly: "Didn't you listen to me last night?"
Xu Chengyue burst into tears, "Boss, why didn't you say that the neighborhood would be haunted..." He heard crying outside the window last night, so he couldn't help but pull open the curtains to look, but outside the window there was an old man with a pale tongue and long eyes bleeding The female ghost smiled at him!
"At that time, that face was only one palm away from me!" Xu Chengyue handed Ye Qing a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and said bitterly, "I wasn't that scared at first, but the distance is too close. That face has been in my mind for the rest of the night..."
Ye Qing squinted at him, sneered, "This is your retribution for not listening to the boss."
"But why are there ghosts here..."
"Because this used to be a cemetery," Ye Qing said, "How dare you come here to work with your guts? Why don't you just run home and cry to your brother in two days?"
Xu Chengyue immediately frowned, "I won't! I'll get used to it!"
"Who knows?" Ye Qing snorted noncommittally, and walked out of the kitchen calmly while drinking porridge with a small porcelain spoon.
Being so excited by him, Xu Chengyue immediately forgot about that terrifying grimace. After breakfast, he was still energetically pestering Nong Xiaoxue to give him the business content of popular science interstellar high-tech.
Ye Qing was very satisfied with this, after eating two meals cooked by Xu Chengyue, he already didn't want to drive away the third generation X who had gone through the back door, if Xu Chengyue left, wouldn't he want to eat Nong Xiaoxue's dark dishes again?
There were few customers from Interstellar Hi-Tech on this day, but a few items entrusted by customers to purchase on behalf of customers passed the review of relevant departments. Interstellar Hi-Tech placed the order, and then the seller from Skynet delivered the goods. The strange appearance shocked him—then Nong Xiaoxue took him to the city to deliver the courier, and Xu Chengyue kept asking when she followed her into the car: "Sister Xue, our car is not an ordinary pickup, right? We must have rocket boosters, right?"
Nong Xiaoxue only gave him a look of pity, and he understood...
During their deliveries, Ye Qing was watching "Super Celebrity Chef Hunting the Flowers" - just looking at the name, he knew it was a stallion novel - and then he called Xu Chengyue to order food on a whim: "I want to eat liters of food tonight." Dragon Dumplings, National Scholars Without Double Sides, Colorful Rainbow Porridge, Big Universe Shaomai, Big Magic Panda Tofu..."
"I'm not the master!" Xu Chengyue frowned, "Boss, don't take the food in the animation seriously! There is no such thing as delicious food in this world!"
Ye Qing said slowly: "Xuanyuan Batian can do it, why can't you? Go to Baidu recipes."
"Who is Xuanyuan Batian!" Xu Chengyue felt so baffled.
"It's the male protagonist of "Super Celebrity Chef Hunting the Beauty of Flowers"," Ye Qing said, "If you don't make it for me, I'll ask Xiaoqian to sleep with you tonight."
"Who is Xiaoqian?" Xu Chengyue had an ominous premonition.
Nong Xiaoxue, who was sitting in his co-pilot, told him in a low voice: "It's the female ghost you saw last night. She is our old neighbor. The boss has a good relationship with her. I think she went to scare you last night and said Maybe it was instigated by the boss, go and try your guts."
Xu Chengyue was about to kneel to Ye Qing, "Okay, I'll go to Baidu to find the recipe..." He was completely suppressed by Ye Qing...
So he hung up the phone and changed to Nong Xiaoxue to drive, holding his mobile phone and struggling to start Baidu's "China Little Master" recipe.
That night Ye Qing ate very happily, although Xu Chengyue's cooking according to the recipe from Baidu didn't shine, but it was still delicious, so he ran to the door and shouted: "Xiaoqian!"
Xu Chengyue's chopsticks stopped in mid-air, and she turned her head stiffly to look, and then saw that female ghost floated in without touching her feet. Fortunately, her eyes didn't bleed anymore, and her tongue didn't stick out, except that her face was pale. Point, she is still a pretty girl, and she is also a beauty in ancient costume!
But no matter how beautiful she is, she can't hide the fact that she is a female ghost.Xu Chengyue looked bitterly at Ye Qing serving a bowl of rice, put a little bit of each dish on the rice, inserted chopsticks and placed it in front of Xiaoqian.
Xiaoqian smiled miserably at Xu Chengyue, stared intently at the bowl and began to inhale.
"How is it? Our little Xu is good at cooking, isn't he?" Ye Qing said proudly, "I decided to continue ordering tomorrow."
Xu Chengyue decided to stand up and resist: "I refuse!"
Great Demon King Ye Qing glanced at him leisurely.
"Then... at least let's not order such unscientific dishes..." The young man became weak again, "Why don't you, boss, stop reading "Super Celebrity Chef Hunting Flowers" and read Farming Articles instead, at least Chang Tianwen’s dishes are more reliable.”
After taking a breath, Xiaoqian wiped her mouth in satisfaction, smiled miserably at Xu Chengyue, and then said to Ye Qing in a fluttering voice: "Ye~Qing~you~can~no~can ~Follow~meow~meow~true~people~say~one~next~don’t~want~always~yes~take~I~come~practice~catch~ghosts~”
After hearing this, Xu Chengyue suddenly took a few breaths.
"What are you doing?" Nong Xiaoxue asked him strangely.
The young man was forced to live rather than die and said: "I almost died from hearing it..."
Xiaoqian still said in a calm manner: "Although~miao~miao~really~people~technique~compared~worse~beating~not~painful~but~every~day~three~ Meal~meal~place~come~really~is~enough~I~never~don't~want to~repair~house~zi~”
Ye Qing nodded, and said to Xu Chengyue: "Xiao Xu, I will leave this task to you."
"Why?" Xu Chengyue was shocked, "I don't know any real Meow Meow Meow."
"It's the real Miaomiao," Ye Qing said, "You will meet tomorrow, he is your big brother, that is, Bai Daxian's big apprentice."
The next day, Xu Chengyue squatted under a big locust tree not far from the entrance of the courtyard, and stared at a big white cat, "Then what, you are my elder brother Miaomiao real person?"
The big white cat squatted on its two hind legs, grasped a whisk with its left front paw, stroked its own cat's whiskers with its right front paw, nodded, and said in a very noble manner: "That's right, Pindao is Shizun Bai Master Miaomiao, the great disciple of the Great Immortal, the 38th Junior Brother, please be polite."
It's really a fairy tale... a cat!
"Then senior brother, why do you come to Sister Xiaoqian for ghost-hunting practice with three meals a day?" Xu Chengyue said sincerely, "Sister Xiaoqian said that you always broke down her house and didn't pay for it. Don’t even help her fix it.”
He looked at the big locust tree with some suspicious scorched trunks, and pointed, "Brother, this tree is so old, and it's pretty desolate for Miss Xiaoqian and a female ghost to live here, so let's not make things worse, shall we? "
His elder brother cleared his throat a little ashamedly, and said: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, 38 Junior Brothers don't know something, and the poor have no other choice."
Then the big white cat began to pour bitter water: "Recently, Pindao's business has become more and more difficult to do. A new monk came to the city and competed fiercely with Pindao for business. If Pindao doesn't improve his business level, he will have to I lost my job, so I can only find Layman Xiaoqian to hone my skills. Layman Xiaoqian has profound morals, which is very helpful to improve the level of the poor Taoist. Alas, it’s not that the poor Taoist doesn’t want to help her build the house, but the poor Taoist wants to improve her skills. After you finish practicing, help her fix it all at once, otherwise it’s not good if you fix it once and break it once, don’t you think so, Junior Brother 38?”
The image of the big white cat with the bones and fairy style disappeared...
Xiaoqian's distinctive voice came from the big locust tree: "Then~you~pay~money~I~don't~use~you~repair~I~repay~give~you~do~accompany~practice~"
"Did you hear the 38th brother?" Real Miao Miao said, "Why don't you go buy some joss stick paper money for Pindao and burn it for Lay Xiaoqian? The grocery store next to the train station sells it~ If you go buy it for Pindao, in the future Pindao Subduing Demons and Eliminating Demons will also bring you along for you to study."
Aren't you a monster yourself... You don't even want to pay the little money for buying joss stick paper money, senior brother, how much you love money!
Xu Chengyue complained silently, boldly rubbed his big brother's hairy head, and said: "I don't need to take it with you, big brother, let me hug you! Let me hug you and I'll buy you a lot of joss sticks, paper money and compensation." For Sister Xiaoqian!" Yes, Comrade Xiao Xu is a fuzzy man, God knows how hard he endured on the day of apprenticeship so that he didn't hug his master and knead and knead!
"Wuliang Tianzun, for the sake of your sincerity and sincerity, junior brother 38, I will let you give me a hug." Real Miao Miao said, jumping into Xu Chengyue's arms, raised his head and scratched his chin, throat There was a comfortable purring sound.
Ye Qing stood at the door with his arms folded and looked at the two of them, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, the morning sun shone on his face, as if he had a golden outline on him, his whole body was glowing , good-looking enough to blind other people's titanium alloy dog eyes.
Xu Chengyue turned her head while hugging her elder brother, just in time to see this scene, she was immediately shocked, she stood there dumbfoundedly looking at him, her soul was about to fly away.
"Meow~" Real Miao Miao was subconsciously pinched by him, and the pain caught his hand, "38 Junior Brother, are you going to crush Pindao to death? Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you will kill Pindao with pain."
Xu Chengyue suddenly came back to his senses, and saw Ye Qing looking at him with a half-smile, with a meaningful look in his eyes.
"Then that boss, I'm going to help the senior brother buy paper money for incense candles. I'll be back soon and call me if there is anything to do!" He hugged his senior brother and ran away.
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