It's not scientific!

"Kiss your sister, kiss!" Mr. Xangsang Graybeard was very angry, "If such a sissy is liked by a man, will I fuck him or he will fuck me!"

Xu Chengyue asked very curiously: "By the way, let me ask secretly, if you use a fake body to kiss others, will you really feel good?"

Ye Qing twitched the corner of his mouth silently, twisted his waist, and said in a low voice: "It's too direct, be more reserved, you should ask him if he's okay."

Xu Chengyue grinned, and blinked at him, thinking that it was fun for her boss to be venomous sometimes.

"Of course I can!" Mr. Xangsang, who was almost collapsed by these two people, was furious, pointing at them and the Autobots, "You damn carbon-based life and mechanical life are the same bastards! I want a return! I want a full refund!"

"Don't be so dear," the Autobot said calmly, "Didn't you say you want a completely different style dear, the one who is completely different from the pure man is of course a fake girl, so I have studied it again and again, and I think this is very suitable for you I sent it to you only upon request. If you are really dissatisfied, why don’t you change the style? We can redo it for you, dear. We don’t have stock for such high-end customized goods, dear, you placed an order We can do it for you only after you have stated specific requirements, this time remember to write down the requirements clearly and don’t be so general, dear.”

So Mr. Kesangsang began to talk about his new requirements, such as how tall he is, how much he weighs, how many abdominal muscles he has, how big his little JJ is, and so on.

Xu Chengyue asked Ye Qing in a low voice: "Boss, why do Autobots like to say 'kiss' too? It sounds so cool."

"Well, because I set it according to the Taobao template, their words are automatically translated by the system and become Taobao style," Ye Qing said, "You must know that your boss has never passed the fourth and sixth exams, and only Ordinary earthlings who speak Mandarin, let alone alien languages, so it all depends on system translation, bear with it.”

After negotiating with the Autobot, Xangsang Graybeard returned the beautiful boy's body.This will use the big box next to the computer that looks like a refrigerator.Interstellar online shopping will not use STO Express, YTO Express, EMS and the like. ETs are high-end and foreign, and they use remote item delivery systems!

Ye Qing closed the big cardboard box and stuffed it into the big box, closed the door, then entered a series of interstellar coordinates on the operation panel next to the door, and the things were sent back to the Autobots.

"Okay, now let's talk about the handling fee." Ye Qing looked at Mr. Kesangsang and said earnestly, "Mr. Kesangsang, you see, it's really not our responsibility, right? We're just a The intermediary agency is responsible for helping the buyer and the seller to spread the word. As for what to say, the buyer and the seller can decide on their own, and we have to report to the relevant department later to explain the problem of your replacement, so that they do not suspect that you bought it. What prohibited products, do you think you should pay the handling fee?"

Mr. Kesangsang silently went to the front desk to swipe his card, turned Long Aotian's face back, put on a hat, scarf and big sunglasses, and walked away depressingly while cursing the hateful carbon-based life and mechanical life.

"Really, it's really immoral to want to change your body to go hunting again after finding out that you can't get along with X photos." Nong Xiaoxue stared at Mr. Kesangsang's back and muttered.

Ye Qing sneered, "Blue Stars are like this, their whole body is not as big as a sex organ, but they are even hungrier than a sex organ, so they can only satisfy it with a fake body."

Xu Chengyue felt that his boss's vicious tongue was very funny again.

After Mr. Kesangsang left, no guests came, so Ye Qing continued to read stallion novels, while Xu Chengyue moved the luggage from his small QQ and went upstairs to pick a room.

During dinner at night, Ye Qing was overwhelmed by Xu Chengyue's stewed chicken and mushrooms. This idiot who even eats KFC feels like eating delicious food in the world. After being tortured by Nong Xiaoxue, a sister in the dark cooking world for a long time, he ate it for the first time. Seeing such delicious home-cooked food, I was moved and ate two bowls of rice, and then announced: "Because of her poor cooking skills, Nong Xiaoxue has abused her boss for too long, and this month's wages will be deducted by two yuan."

The alien girl was dazed by his alluring beauty when he licked his lips after drinking the chicken soup, but after hearing this, he could only whimper bitterly.She has been deducted two yuan many times...

After the meal, Xu Chengyue graciously cut the fruit plate again. Ye Qing was very satisfied with him, and patted him on the shoulder several times, "Xiao Xu, the future is limitless!"

Xiao Xu leaned over to him in a doggy manner and begged for popularization: "Boss, what planet are the guests and the Autobots who came today?"

"That Kesangsang is from the Blue Star, and the Blue Star is a planet in the Hanoi galaxy. The people there are so small, but their brains are very developed, so the technological level of the Blue Star is also very high, otherwise he would Can't come to Earth." Ye Qing laughed mockingly, "This guy is a wanted criminal who escaped from Blue Star, and he was accused of seducing the royal princess and not being responsible."

Xu Chengyue nodded fiercely, "I knew it, judging by his flirtatious appearance, he must have fallen on a woman. But why didn't anyone come to arrest him? Since he can come to Earth, the Blue Star police, uh, they have The law enforcement department? The law enforcement department can definitely come."

"Of course not." Ye Qing looked up at him, and said with a little pity, "If they want to come, they will definitely be held accountable by the Galactic Federation Council. The earth is protected by the highest law of the alliance. Any planet in the galaxy Even if the official forces cannot step on the earth to destroy the civilization of the earth, even if they can disguise themselves as civilians to hunt down fugitives, Kesangsang is just a sleeping princess and is not responsible. Blue Star has dozens if not a hundred princesses. Who would spend so much effort across a distance of tens of thousands of light-years to help one of them catch a heartbreaker. There is such a brother who is a leader in a relevant department, and your knowledge is so shallow, it is really sympathetic."

Xu Chengyue blushed a little, and muttered: "My brother never told me this, he just made up random stories to coax me." He managed to stop things like...

Although he was hit by the boss, he immediately cheered up again, "What about the Autobots? Is there really a planet called Cybertron? It's so cool!"

"Actually, he's not an Autobot, he's just a mechanical life, but he just looks like an Autobot," Ye Qing said impatiently, "Don't ask me why machines have life, I don't understand that, as for his planet It’s not a Cybertron star either, their A1107 star is quite far away from the solar system, but it’s also in the Milky Way, anyway, the technology is much more advanced than the Blue Star.” Otherwise, Xantang would not buy a simulated human body made by others.

Xu Chengyue suddenly became excited, "Since we can go to Skynet to buy things, why don't we buy some laser swords and laser guns, boss! It's too shameful to use a lady's pistol!"

Ye Qing glanced at him sideways, and nodded with a half-smile: "Okay, go report to your brother, if he agrees to buy it, I'll buy it." If it wasn't for the relevant departments not allowing him to buy those high-tech weapons, he wouldn't have to. It took so long to sneak and negotiate with the interstellar fugitives to piece together the things in the basement.

Xu Chengyue wilted all of a sudden, "My brother will definitely not let me..."

"Then what if we are in danger?" His expression changed super fast, and he became worried all of a sudden.

"Don't worry," Ye Qing couldn't see his careful thinking, "We can call the relevant department for help in case of danger."

The hot-blooded young man looked at him pitifully, "It's unscientific. The man in black can only use a lady's pistol or something, but he still has 'difficulty finding the police'. Is this still the man in black?"

"Who told you that we are people in black?" Ye Qing smiled sinisterly, "The people in black belong to your brother's department, we are just equivalent to sub-district offices or neighborhood committees."

He hooked his finger at Nong Xiaoxue, "Xiao Nong, tell him about our business."

"Don't call him a small farmer, it's not fashionable at all!" Nong Xiaoxue roared angrily, and honestly took a notebook, beckoning Xu Chengyue to read it.

"What?! Apply for a household registration?! Apply for an ID card?! Mediate neighborhood disputes?! Do a matchmaker?!" Xu Chengyue became furious after reading that book, "Shouldn't you go to the police station for applying for an ID card?! Skynet Purchasing, this is barely reliable, but why do you still need to be a matchmaker? Do you want to create an alien monster version of "If You Are the One?"

"It's too late for you to regret it," Ye Qing said, "You have already signed the labor contract."

Nong Xiaoxue patted Xu Chengyue's head sympathetically.

"What's more..." Ye Qing said unhurriedly, "Do you think those jobs are easy to do? If you can't even do these things, then you are not qualified to go to your brother's department, where you can't go through the back door .”

This sentence was definitely a blow to Xu Chengyue's heart. Xu Chengyue was so shocked that his face turned pale. It took a while to recover, "Well, if I come, I will be at ease. Anyway, I can shine no matter where I am!"

His ability to resist setbacks is very strong.

Ye Qing is a little more satisfied with him - this means that he can squeeze him with more confidence in the future!

Before going to bed, Ye Qing specially told Xu Chengyue: "Close the doors and windows at night, draw the curtains, and don't go out to see if you hear any noise outside."

But the next morning, when he walked into the kitchen with his messy hair following the smell of breakfast, he still saw the new employee with a pale face and two dark circles under his eyes.