It's not scientific!

Just when Ye Qing was enjoying himself watching "Oriental Girl" and Linghu Chong having sex, Xu Chengyue, who was pouring vegetables outside, suddenly let out an "ah", the voice was very loud.

Nong Xiaoxue stuck her head out from behind the computer and took a look outside.

"Don't look, I probably met Great Immortal Bai." Ye Qing smiled sinisterly, "If even Great Immortal Bai can scare him, then we will have a lot of fun in the future."

But what happened next was beyond his expectation, Xu Chengyue didn't bark anymore, the TV was too loud, Ye Qing couldn't hear what he said outside clearly.

Nong Xiaoxue couldn't hide her curiosity, she stared straight at the door, a white smoke came out of her mouth and drifted out.

Ye Qing knew at a glance that she was using her racial talent to eavesdrop again. Sure enough, after a while, the white smoke floated back into the alien girl's mouth. She smacked her lips and said to Ye Qing: "Boss , kid Yueyue is very promising, he actually learned how to grow vegetables under the guidance of Master Bai Daxian."

A trace of surprise flashed in Ye Qing's eyes, and he didn't say anything more.

When he finally finished watching an episode of "New Smiling Proudly", a big white rabbit as tall as half a person jumped in on its hind legs, followed by a happy Xu Chengyue.

The big white rabbit jumped onto the sofa opposite Ye Qing, nodded to him, and said in a very serious tone: "Ye Qing, your new employee is a good guy, he learned how to grow vegetables very quickly, I already I decided to accept him as my No. 30 eight registered disciples to teach him how to grow vegetables."

Of course, the talking rabbit is not an ordinary rabbit. This big white rabbit is the rabbit demon Bai Daxian who lives on the mountain not far from Interstellar Hi-Tech. It is said that he is more than 200 years old and he is a very powerful farming expert [Hello] , the vegetables in Ye Qing’s yard are grown by it, because it is an old friend with Ye Qing’s parents, so it will come to help him take care of the vegetable fields every few days, otherwise Ye Qing, an idiot who lives every day You can only eat KFC.

Ye Qing looked at Xu Chengyue with a strange face, "You've adapted pretty quickly."

Xu Chengyue grinned, very hearty, "Actually, it's nothing, my brother told me a lot about aliens, demon cultivators, and so on, although just now when Master suddenly emerged from the soil, I I was taken aback, but Master is very kind, so there is nothing to be afraid of." He actually called Master.

Bai Daxian gave him a very approving look, and the red three-petal mouth actually smiled unscientifically.

In fact, what Xu Chengyue didn't say was that the master he just met looked white and soft and fluffy. Although he was a bit bigger, he was still very cute. Who would be afraid of such a cute big rabbit...

Although Great Immortal Bai had so many registered disciples, and his reasons for accepting disciples were various and inexplicable, but the person who can be recognized by it so quickly must be a person with a pure heart.Ye Qing knew this very well, so he looked at Xu Chengyue with a little more appreciation. It's really rare for a third-generation X to have such a character.

Daxian Bai didn't have anything to do today, he just came to take care of the vegetable field and give Ye Qing some local products from the mountains.The mountain where it lives is about half an hour away from here. There is no human habitation in that place. The mountain is continuous and undulating for several kilometers in length. The trees on the mountain are also very lush, so many monsters in this city who don't like to live in the city live here. over there.

It used its two front paws to fish out a handful of mushrooms from the small bag that was slung across its body, and then caught a mushroom that was obviously much larger than its small bag under Xu Chengyue's horrified gaze. The pheasant said, "This pheasant was brought to you by the little vixen next door."

Xu Chengyue immediately looked at his boss with a gossip-like vixen!There must be JQ!

Ye Qing coughed dryly, "Xiao Xu, can you make stewed chicken with mushrooms?"

"Of course!" Xu Chengyue's attention was immediately diverted by him. As a foodie, it's unscientific not to know how to cook well. He was almost drooling looking at the pheasant.

So he was sent to the kitchen by Ye Qing, although it's not time for dinner, but he still needs to clean up the chicken first!Although he finds it a bit strange that a unit as powerful as Interstellar High-Tech is so full of life—the garden grows vegetables, the boss watches Mango Terrace, and the gun he uses is a lady’s pistol with no lethality— —but he still has a good opinion of his new unit.

Bai Daxian left, Ye Qing had nothing else to do, "The New Smiling Proudly" was over again, he hugged his notebook and started to read the stallion novels he was chasing recently, and suddenly heard Nong Xiaoxue say Saying "Welcome", I looked up, and before I could speak, the man who rushed in angrily started blablabla...

"I want to complain to you!" The man said angrily, "Why do I let you buy a new body that doesn't work at all!"

With a "bang", he threw the large cardboard box on his shoulders, which was as long as one person, onto the floor, and sat opposite Ye Qing, "It's too much! I have visited this store many times, and I have never encountered such a problem." The problem is, this new body walks with twists and turns and is not a man at all! You must have placed the wrong order!"

Xu Chengyue ran out of the kitchen curiously when he heard the movement, and saw that the man took off the hat on his head, the big sunglasses on his face, and the scarf that covered most of his face, and then his face appeared from the left ear There was a thin crack, and with a "click", the face opened to the side like a door.

(⊙o⊙)!He opened his mouth wide in surprise.He was not only surprised to see the ET living in the head of a person, but even more surprised that this man was exposed to X-shots a while ago—and it was the X-shots of many well-known young models in the entertainment industry— —and then announced that the popular actor Long Aotian would quit the entertainment industry from now on!It turns out that Long Aotian is an alien!Xu Chengyue felt that her world view had been refreshed.

Ye Qing closed the computer in his hand, and smiled professionally at the gray-blue figure in the circular cockpit sitting in Long Aotian's head, "Mr. Kesangsang Gray Beard from Blue Star is Right? Calm down, calm down, you know that we will send the package to you as soon as we receive the goods, there is no delay in the middle, how could it be our problem? How about this, we will negotiate with the seller for you? On-site It is also possible to return the goods, right? Of course, if it proves that it is not our problem, the handling fee..."

Xangsang Greybeard snorted, and muttered, "If the Alliance hadn't prohibited the alien residents living on Earth from trading alien items privately, I wouldn't have to ask you to purchase my new body!"

In order to prevent ETs from destroying the earth or interfering with the development of civilization on the earth, the Galactic Confederation has regulations: All ETs living on the earth are prohibited from connecting to the Skynet of the Galactic Confederation.Therefore, when ETs want to buy something, they can only submit an application to a private enterprise similar to Interstellar Hi-Tech under the jurisdiction of the relevant department. The application will be uploaded to the relevant department for review. The computer is connected to Skynet Shopping Service.

So Ye Qing turned on the computer in the small room surrounded by tempered glass in the corner of the hall, plugged in the special key, and beckoned to Xu Chengyue, "Xiao Xu, come here, you also come to learn how our business works." done."

Xu Chengyue leaned closer to him, and at the same time, Xangsang Graybeard who was picking up the big cardboard box on the ground came closer.

Then they saw Ye Qing open a webpage.

"Why do I feel that this website is so similar to Taobao?" Xu Chengyue muttered.

"Oh, because I'm more used to Taobao's operation, so I set it myself," Ye Qing said lightly, "The network conditions on the earth cannot support Skynet's holographic mode, so the representation form of Skynet on the earth's computer is I have to set it myself, so I set the shopping website to look like Taobao.”

"What a pity..." Xu Chengyue was particularly regretful, "It would be great if I could play holographic online games."

Xangsang Graybeard was furious, "Are you going to do anything?!"

He manipulated Long Aotian's body like he was manipulating Gundam, and opened the big cardboard box, revealing the body of a beautiful boy lying in the cardboard box, "Look at you, what kind of sissy is this? Xi's broken body? You will still twist when you walk after wearing it! You must have placed the wrong order!"

Ye Qing dug out his order record, found the order, and then tapped the seller's instant message.

I have to say that this instant messaging is much more high-end than Taobao Want Want, and you can still see the seller's face.Xu Chengyue was taken aback by the Autobot-like face on the screen, and then his eyes lit up immediately: "Oh! Autobot!"

Xangsang Greybeard pushed him aside, and started spraying at the computer: "Boss! What I'm asking for is a suave and charming body. Why is the thing you sent me a sissy?" He picked up the body in the cardboard box and shook it.

The Autobot seller's metal face was cut open, it looks very, very similar to Ye Qing's professional smile just now!It said slowly: "Don't be angry dear, let me take a look at your remarks first. Oh, your request is to be completely different from the previous body style, but also have a charming temperament and facial features Perfect, blond and blue-eyed, with a golden ratio, don't the products we send meet such conditions, dear?"

Xu Chengyue looked at the beautiful boy's body, and nodded sharply: "I think it fits me well! Girls nowadays like such handsome boys! Absolutely glamorous!"

The Autobot chuckled honestly: "Not only girls, but boys will also like it, dear."