It's too hard to be a salted fish

Madara and Lisa

After the Aizen incident, Lisa's confession to Kakashi failed again.This man is determined to stay single with Obito for the rest of his life, no matter what Lisa says, it's useless.

After 108 failed confessions, Lisa also gave up her love.After all, as the strongest ninja in the world, she is also very busy.Since you have failed 108 times, there is no need to waste any more time.

In the sunny afternoon, she and Obito sat on the hillside, looking at the scenery in the distance, drinking sour plum soup, and waiting for the passage to the Soul World to open.

The ninja world has basically stabilized, and Naruto and other new generations have also grown up.And with Kakashi, a pervert who has been baptized by Silver Moon Mountain, there is no need to worry about any problems in the village.

So, as soon as she discussed with Obito, she planned to go back to the Soul Soul Realm to play.Obito didn't want to stay in the ninja world, so he was very happy to hear Lisa say that.Ever since, the two contacted immediately, waiting for the passage to open today, and went back to the world of corpses and souls.

"coming."

Seeing the opening in the sky, the two looked at each other, got up and swallowed the Yikuai Wan, and after turning into a spirit body, Lisa took the two of them back into the space.

Leaping up and entering the passage, it was inevitable to jump around for a while before finally reaching the world of corpses and souls.

As soon as she walked out of the passage, she met Byakuya Kuchiki's coffin face, Lisa curled her lips, stretched out her hand, and said casually, "Hey, Captain Kuchiki."

Bai Zai nodded, and didn't bother to care about Lisa's casualness.For powerful people, he is still willing to give some face.After all, without her, they might not be able to handle Aizen together.

"Lisa!"

Kushina came over with a smile, hugged Lisa, and said, "The speeds on both sides are different. We have lived here for many years, and you have only passed a year. It feels like a long time no see."

"I miss you too, sister Kushina. Here..."

Lisa took out Naruto's diary and said with a smile: "Naruto asked me to hand it over to you, saying that it was a pity that you were not able to participate in his growth, so I wrote down everything every day."

"Ah, that would be wonderful!"

Kushina took the diary with a smile, but didn't open it to read.Instead, he led Lisa to walk and said, "I didn't inform the first generation about your coming. I feel that Lisa's sudden arrival will surprise everyone, so you won't blame me for making my own decisions, right?"

"Haha, it's okay, it's okay, I can't get used to too many people coming to greet me."

Watching their leaving backs, Bai Zai, who was standing still, stroked his chin in thought.

"Are they... ignoring me again?"

"Hey, the captain kept the team building from that year. There are too many ninjas here, and the teams don't need this many people for the time being, so the captain set up a ninja patrol team, the number is fourteen, and the vice captain is also you My acquaintance is Mr. Hatake."

"Who is that captain?"

Kushina stopped, looked at Lisa and smiled, "Of course it's you. The captain said that this position must be reserved for you. So, you are now the captain of the [-]th Division. By the way, Uchiha Madara is now the captain of the Fifth Division, and Hashirama-sama is the vice-captain..."

What kind of fairy combination is this!

Lisa wiped the sweat from her brow, and said: "It's fair. The first generation became Hokage in the Ninja World, and Madara-sama was in charge of assisting. Now he is the deputy team, and Madara-sama is the captain, um, um, it's not bad. "

"Who says no? The two get along very happily."

Kushina made a "please" gesture, "Sarcasm! Please come in, Captain Fourteen."

Sour.

Di Yuan Lisa is not dead yet, she became the captain.Wouldn't it take a long time to catch up with her when I came here again after I died?Besides, the god of death has a very long life, which means that for a long time, I have to salute this guy when I see him.

Think of it this way...

Suddenly want to destroy the world again!

"Miss Kushina, is this a new ninja?"

Some people came forward and started asking.Jiuxinna stretched out his hand with a smile, punched the person who asked the question, and roared: "I don't even know your captain, are you usually sleeping?! Ah?! This is Di who subdued Aizen!" Hara Lisa, the captain of Division [-]!"

"Ah, it's the captain! Is it really the captain?!"

"Hey, I finally saw our captain while I was alive."

"I heard that the captain is the strongest ninja and the strongest Shinigami, is this true? It looks so cute!"

Lisa covered her head, suddenly feeling desperate.

Why……

The people on her team also look abnormal?

Soon White Fang was back.

"team leader!"

He saluted and was about to say something when he saw that person pulled out a bunch of things out of thin air, "Quick, Mr. Hatake, these are special products that Tsunade-sama asked me to bring, and they are all for you. Quickly ask someone to help me move to the warehouse. By the way, I’m only here for vacation, so you can take care of the team’s affairs. Don’t bother me if you have nothing to do! Okay, you’re busy, I’m going to take a shower and sleep first. That’s right , where are me and Obito's room?"

Hatake was stunned for a while, then suddenly broke down and shouted, "Captain, please take up the responsibility of the captain! You have been absent for many years."

"Oh, it's really tiring to be active."

After taking a bath, Lisa collapsed on the tatami mat, took a sip of the frozen sour plum juice, and sighed comfortably, "After resting, I will go to the world to play. Sure enough, no matter how many years have passed, I still miss the flower planter the most." ah."

After murmuring a few words, his eyelids gradually sank.Putting the drink aside, turned over, rolled up the quilt and fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept this time, and when I woke up again, it was already dusk.After washing up casually, he changed into newcomer clothes before going out, only to find a person standing in the yard.

"Madara... Dad?"

Uchiha looked over and frowned after seeing her attire, "As the captain, it's too rude to dress so casually."

"Hey hey hey."

Lisa stepped forward, pouted and said, "The speed of the two sides is different. It can be said that we have not seen each other for a long time. So, does Odosan, who has not seen her for a long time, want to teach her daughter a lesson?"

"Ah."

Madara actually laughed, threw a bottle of wine over, and said, "Have a drink?"

"Okay."

Lisa jumped onto the roof, took out the beef jerky and shredded squid she made, and said, "The only dessert is mung bean cake, do you want to eat it?"

"Eat what you cook."

Madara followed him up to the roof, sat down, picked up a piece of mung bean cake, looked at it and asked, "Look at your disheveled face, you seem to have failed again?"

"how do you know?"

Lisa exclaimed, "Is depression written all over my face?"

"Ah."

He chuckled again and didn't say anything, but Lisa felt extremely malicious.

"Damn, are you laughing at me?"

"How dare I. You are the strongest death god."

"It's not like I can't beat you."

Lisa beeped softly, "Your Zanpakuto's ability is really incomprehensible."

He has heard countless words of praise from others, but when Lisa said it, he still felt extremely happy.The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he said, "Don't take that kind of man who doesn't know how to appreciate it."

"Well, I don't want to."

Lisa rubbed her eyes, and whispered: "Actually, I don't like it much. Even I have never been in love. I want to try what it feels like to be moved."

After taking a sip of wine, he said, "I think Kakashi is pretty good. He is strong, rich, and handsome. Hey, how could he think that he would be so overwhelmed and insist on living alone..."

"What do men want to look good?"

Madara snorted, "That kind of weak man is not good enough for you."

Lisa rolled her eyes and said: "If you follow your ideas, then I will never even think about falling in love in this life. Because there are too few people in this world who are stronger than me. So far, except for you and Mr. Hashirama , Aizen is the strongest man I've ever met, but he's also...huh? Wait..."

There was a smile on the corner of Madara's mouth, "Did you remember something? There are many people who are stronger than you."

"Yup!"

Lisa clapped her hands, "I just need to let Aizen out and let him agree to marry me, right?!"

The smile froze on Madara's face, and soon, the expression cracked.

Is there really a generation gap?Why is her brain circuit always so unusual?

"Do you want to be hunted down by the soul world?"

Madara said angrily: "That kind of gloomy man is not suitable for you."

"It's because I'm stupid that I need to find a smart one. Ah, thinking about it this way, Aizen-sama is so handsome!"

Lisa clasped her hands together, little stars appeared in her eyes, "Brown hair, fair face, slender eyes, high nose bridge, thin lips with a lazy smile, tsk, so sexy... huh? Hey? Madara-sama, where are you going? Did you stop drinking?"

"Stop drinking!"

Madara was a little annoyed beyond words, "I'll go to Hashirama to practice!"

"It's really cloudy Uchiha Madara."

Lisa shook her head, and began to think about the possibility of Aizen becoming her boyfriend.

Although it will be a little troublesome, it seems to be more challenging than Kakashi.

Yoshi, just go and see Aizen!

Aizen is imprisoned in Mao's underground prison, why does Lisa feel that Aizen is strong?Even though she was already so powerful, she still couldn't kill Aizen.She felt that this man might be an unkillable existence...

So, when I think of being able to fall in love with such a strong man, I feel so excited!Moreover, Aizen is a Gemini, which seems to be very compatible with his Aries. Isn't it very lively to be together with the same wind direction and the other fire direction?Although Aizen doesn't look like a Gemini, maybe it's hiding the funny attribute?

Lisa sat on the roof and drank a jug of wine, her confidence began to swell.

That's right!Aizen is the right man for me, I should get my man out now!

"Do you know what you're talking about?"

On the second day, what the captain greeted was not Lisa's return report, but a request to visit Aizen.

He rubbed his eyebrows and said, "Although you defeated him, he is still a dangerous man. Captain Di Yuan, please go back."

"No, please let me meet Aizen."

Lisa said seriously: "I have something very important to ask him."

"Please don't be willful!"

Yamamoto frowned, and said with some displeasure: "That's the man who caused disturbances in the world of corpses and souls, the present world, and the virtual world."

"But I was also defeated."

Lisa said very plainly: "After so long, I have become stronger again. So, if I can beat him once, I can beat him a second time, so please let me meet him, I have something very important to think about." ask him."

"..."

Yamamoto was so choked that he couldn't speak.In fact, the addition of the No.14 team is entirely the meaning of the King of Soul.For this person who has made great contributions to the world of corpses and souls, the Spirit King attaches great importance to him.

And these ninjas are indeed not easy to distribute, but it is impossible for the Soul Society to let such a powerful combat force go unused.Since they all passed the exams of Mao School, they will naturally be recruited.After much deliberation, the [-]th squad was established, which broke the thousands of years of Seireitei's regulations, and a visitor from another world served as the captain, which shows how much the royal family attaches importance to Dihara Lisa.

And Di Yuan Lisa is indeed worthy of being valued.To be honest, Aizen was already very strong, not to mention borrowing the power of Beng Yu.Even if you face yourself, you are not an opponent.But such a strong man was defeated by Di Yuan Lisa, which shows how strong Di Yuan Lisa is.

And how old is Lisa Dihara?Now she is the strongest god of death, and he can't even imagine how strong she can be if he grows up.So in the face of this person, it is really impossible to refuse.

Thinking of this, he sighed and said, "Lisa, you really haven't changed at all, you're still as willful as ever."

"Huh? Am I headstrong?"

Lisa was very dissatisfied, "I'm a person who takes care of the overall situation, Captain."

"..."

The corner of Yamamoto's mouth twitched, and he said, "Go ahead, I will consider this matter."

"Then please."

Lisa left satisfied.Being able to consider it means that there is still a chance.Lisa's heart was bubbling when she thought that she was about to have the strongest boyfriend in history.

No wonder Kakashi rejected him 108 times. It turns out that his true destiny is Aizen!Thinking about it this way, I feel that I am indeed a good match for Aizen.

The same strength, the same intelligence, and they are both scheming constellations but disdain to use them. What a match made in heaven!

"Captain, you can't let her mess around."

As soon as Lisa left, Chojiro Sparrow immediately said: "Aizen is terrible in his mind, and Di Yuan is not his opponent. And this matter must be applied to Room 46, those people..."

"I know."

Yamamoto said: "I just want her to give up completely. But what is she going to do when she sees Aizen?"

"Based on what we know about her..."

Chojiro Sparrow said helplessly: "It's probably something boring again. Bastard!"

He slapped the table hard, "This guy always relies on his own strength to do things wrong!"

"Ha ha."

Yamamoto laughed, "That's exactly what makes her cute. But, you don't think the old man will really apply for her, do you?"

"what?"

Yamamoto picked up the teacup, took a sip slowly and said, "Go to the Fifth Division and tell Uchiha Madara about this. Just say that the old man asked him to stop Dihara Lisa."

Chojiro Sparrow was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed, "Yes, I'll go right away!"

"No, tomorrow. It would be too obvious."

"Yes!"

On the second day, in the team building of the Fifth Division.

"Want to see Aizen?"

Uchiha Madara's face was black, and he couldn't help but patted the table again, "That mentally handicapped one!"

After that, he said: "Please rest assured, I will definitely stop her."

"Then trouble Captain Uchiha."

In the room of the captain of the fourteenth division, there were bursts of singing.

"Today is a good day, a good day. The birds are flying, the flowers are fragrant, and Lisa is no longer single..."

Facing the mirror, Lisa put on a gown for herself, held the gown with both hands and swayed it from side to side, feeling that she is really beautiful today.

Since she beat Blue Ran's brother badly, she was afraid of giving him the impression that she was a violent woman, so today she went out specially to buy a set of high-end kimonos.

The little brother in the store said that it is not grand enough to wear only fluttering sleeves, and you have to add divination, so that you can look gorgeous, grand and ladylike.

As soon as she heard that aristocratic families wore it like this, Lisa immediately took out the gold bars and resisted this set of brightly colored but elegant clothes.

"If you wear it like this, it really looks like a noble lady."

Lisa looked left and right, feeling more and more satisfied.Well, if you mess with your hair, put flowers on the hairpin, put on a tiara, and put on some makeup, it's perfect!

Just do it, Lisa immediately acted.

After getting her hair done and her makeup done, as soon as someone walked out of her room and wanted to ask the team members to come over to comment, she felt a strong, angry aura rushing towards her!

"Dihara Lisa!!"

"What, what's wrong?"

Lisa was startled, and she knew who it was without looking at her.Except Uchiha Madara, there is no one who is depressed in Reiatsu.

"you you?"

Uchiha Madara, who came to teach Lisa a lesson, was stunned.

Lisa was dressed in a very grand gossip, she also put on makeup and her hair up, which was completely different from her usual playfulness.Now she is more dignified and less childish, and her delicate face looks even more beautiful.

Lisa...

She is already a mature woman...

For some reason, as soon as the word "mature" popped up in my mind, my heart beat faster, and I felt a little hot in my ears.

"You are this?"

"Does it look good?"

Lisa tugged at her clothes, not paying attention to Madara's attitude at all.Anyway, this guy loses his nerve at every turn. I have been beaten by him for ten years, so I know his temper too well.

"What are you doing?"

Madara hesitated, "Dressed up so grandly...Did Rukia invite you to her house?"

"Haha! I was invited, but if it's just going to Rukia's house, why should I dress up? How is it? Does it look good?"

"Humph!"

Madara looked away, "So-so."

"Oh? Is it so-so?"

Lisa was depressed, "I think it looks good. No, no, I want to show it to men. I said it's useless to look good. So if Madara says so-so, Brother Aizen will definitely not think it looks good."

"Indigo Nissan?!"

Madara stared wide-eyed, "Are you doing this for Aizen?"

"Yup!"

Lisa took it for granted, "I beat him so badly, he must have misunderstood me as a violent woman. So, I have to dress up as a lady, so that it is possible to turn him into my boyfriend."

"Are you mentally retarded?"

Madara stepped forward step by step, with a gloomy face. Out of anger, the Reiatsu began to be released, and a group of teammates hid in the distance, trembling.

"What's the matter? What's the matter? Do you want to fight with the captain?"

"That's Uchiha Madara, is the captain okay?"

"Yes, of course, no, no problem! Our captain is the strongest Death God!"

"Then why are you trembling?"

"I, I... the confrontation between the strong, it's too scary..."

"What are you doing?"

Lisa looked puzzled, "I can't fight with you today, don't ruin my clothes, I bought them for ten gold bars."

"Ha ha."

Madara laughed angrily, "Ten gold bars? For Aizen? Dihara Lisa, you really..."

Grabbed her, "If you don't get beaten for a day, your skin will itch!"

"Ah, what are you doing? Odo-san, I was wrong, let me down! I can't fight with you today! You can't always stop me from falling in love! And I always do what you say! Look at Lan Brother Ran is strong and handsome, and has money..."

"To shut up!!!"

A group of teammates looked at each other with shock in their eyes: Did you hear me right?ah?Did they hear correctly just now?Did the captain say it?Say you want Aizen to be your boyfriend?

Long live!

Everyone screamed!

Big news!Must spread the word! !

On the practice field, Lisa said helplessly: "I said, I can't practice today, and my clothes can't get dirty."

"Lisa Dihara, I really wonder if something strange is pouring into your mind?"

Madara approached her, looking down condescendingly, "You went to the captain to see Aizen?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

"What's wrong? Heh, heh, heh..."

"You, can you smile normally? I'm a little scared when you smile like this."

"Afraid? You are also afraid, huh?"

Madara sneered, "To see Aizen, you have to go through Room 46. Do you feel that you are living too leisurely, so you find something to do for yourself? And you want to find Aizen to fall in love with? Have you ever played with him?"

"Of course!"

Lisa said unconvinced: "If he is disobedient, I will beat him until he is obedient."

"Oh? Then why don't you punch Kakashi?"

"Kakashi is a good guy, how can I hit him?"

"So, you just want to come out as soon as you come out."

Madara surrendered.

How could a creature like Lisa Dihara have a girlish heart?How could it be possible to really like a man?She was just imitating the life trajectory of others, and felt that she should also fall in love or something.

That being the case...

He took two steps forward and said, "Am I strong?"

"of course."

"Then stay with me."

"what?!"

Lisa's eyes widened, "You, what are you talking about?"

"Are your ears bad? Still think I, Uchiha Madara, are not good enough for you?"

"No, no, no..."

Lisa took two steps back in horror, "You, you, you treat me, don't you treat me... No, isn't it always the old father's mentality? I, I'm used to it, and treat you as Odo-san. Suddenly , suddenly... No, no, no! This is against ethics! Don't come here!"

Lisa took a few steps back and said in horror: "You don't have to sacrifice like this, I promise, I swear..."

She raised her hand, "I won't go to Aizen anymore, I promise, I promise I won't go! My God, it's time to return to normal! I treat you as Odo-san, but you want to be my boyfriend, this, this is too magical! I ,I go first!"

"..."

The author has something to say:

Haha, here comes the big fat chapter, can everyone collect the baby's new book?It is currently in the process of applying for a contract, please bless me together, I hope I can sign it!Hey, I feel that the readers in Jinjiang are so soft and cute, they gave me a lot of encouragement, so I can't give up, this book is not signed, but the new book must be signed!I've been on the list for more than half a year, and I failed to apply for a new book for the first time. Is it true that I don't have much talent?