It's too hard to be a salted fish

"Not interested in."

Broken Bee turned her head, "I don't like listening to gossip."

"It's not gossip, it's not gossip, it's someone who likes you."

"is it?"

Broken Bee said with a straight face, "I'm not interested either."

"..."

Lisa was speechless.

There is no way to answer this!

But she is not someone who gives up easily.

"Even if you are not interested, I will tell you! That person is called Uchiha Madara! Haha, can't you think of it?"

Broken Bee was really stunned.

Uchiha Madara?She looked at Madara in the distance, with sympathy in her eyes.

Every idiot knows that the person he likes is the one in front of him, right?Probably only the idiot in front of me didn't know.

And this sympathetic look made Lisa excited.

Na na na, she just said it?Who can refuse Master Madara's love?If such an excellent man likes him, even if he doesn't like him, his vanity will be greatly satisfied.

She suppressed her excitement, and when she was about to say something more, a hand picked her up.

"One corner is a little bit badly hurt, you go and have a look with me."

Being picked up like a chicken, Lisa expressed her displeasure. She was about to refuse, but when she turned her head and saw Gengha's gloomy face, she shrank her neck and said, "Put me down, I'm a lady. Otherwise, I'll tell you Sister Kushina, you bullied me."

Kenpachi's face froze, he slowly put Lisa down, and whispered, "Minato and Kushina will be there later."

"Wow! That's great! Naruto can finally meet Mom and Dad!"

Jian Ba ​​breathed a sigh of relief.Fortunately, this guy is simple and can be settled by selling a little news.Just thinking of the surprise Kushina wanted to give her son...

Jian Bajue wondered, should he apply to go to the present world recently?Is it too late to report now?

Aizen was carried away, and he will face a lifelong trial.Without this BOSS making trouble, Xu also disappeared, and the ninja world temporarily returned to calm.

Three months later, Jilai also took Naruto out of the village.The third generation felt powerless, so he offered to abdicate.Jilai didn't want to be Hokage, so he took Naruto to find Tsunade.

I searched for people while practicing, but this time the journey was much safer than in the original book.Minato and Kushina also came to see Naruto from time to time, but they didn't bother him.They have a lot to teach Naruto, but they don't.

Perhaps it would be more meaningful for Jiraiya to teach Naruto talent.

Tsunade came back to take over Hokage's position. Lisa expressed her liking for this immortal goddess.The one who speaks straight to the point is much better than the old man of three generations.

Naruto went out to practice, Kakashi was also practicing with Sasuke, and Lisa had to teach her disciples.The village became united under Tsunade's leadership.Because of Madara's warning, the people of Uchiha also became calm.

Lisa went back to the world of souls, and in addition to handing in the report, she also went to the present world.The technology on Naruto's side is still too backward, and if they are not self-sufficient, the tragedy of ninjas will not end.Only by getting rid of the daimyo can everyone not be reduced to a tool of murder.

She went to the present world, sold a batch of gold bars, and then bought a plane ticket to go to the flower grower.There is no way, the e-commerce in the island country is too backward, and it cannot be compared with flower growers.Rented a house in her hometown, ate familiar delicacies, bought books and equipment crazily online, arranged the legendary space almost, and then she patted her ass and left.

There are only a bunch of mysteries left for the high-level rabbits of the florists.Where did the big money from the island country who frantically bought obsolete equipment go?Such international friends cannot be let go!We've still got a lot of weeded out junk... oh no, good stuff!

Lisa returned to Konoha carrying a warehouse of books, manuals, operation videos, equipment, high-yielding rice seeds, potatoes, sweet potatoes, pumpkins and other seeds.

Mian Orochimaru, who was locked up, got some "forgiveness" and was released for research.Orochimaru immediately became interested in those medical and chemistry books, and immediately devoted himself to the research work, completely forgetting that he is actually a tool person.

Three years later, Konoha's standard of living doubled, and Kakashi proposed to Lisa.Lisa smiled happily all day, and then An An accompanied Kakashi to plan the wedding together.

No way, their parents were not here, so Bai Fang wanted to come over. The problem was that it was okay for them to come and have a look, but it was not possible for them to stay for a long time.Therefore, in the end, it was under Tsunade's management that the wedding was held.

The wedding is a traditional Japanese style, and the process is complicated. At the end of the day, Lisa feels more tired than a dozen or so.She lay lazily on the bed, thinking: Forget it, no one will know if I don't take a shower for a day, so I'll go to sleep.

It wasn't until the man with steam came over that she suddenly remembered, no!From today onwards, she will be Mrs. Hatake, and she cannot sleep alone.

No sleep at all!She sat up and looked at Kakashi in panic.Seeing her like that, Kakashi couldn't help laughing, "What's the matter? Are you tired? The bath water is ready for you, go take a bath."

"That, that... Senior, do you want to go and see the moon?"

"Ah, yes."

Kakashi sat down next to her, "But before that we have to finish the wedding."

"No, isn't it already finished?"

Lisa subconsciously sat back a little.Although she has also read some colorful books, but when it comes to actual combat, she suddenly hesitates.

what to do?So nervous.Will it hurt to death?Do you want to give yourself anesthesia first?

Thinking of this, she took out an anesthetic from the space package, and was about to inject herself, but Kakashi grabbed her hand.

"Al? Lisa-chan, are you afraid?"

"Who, who said it?!"

Lisa blushed, but her mouth was not forgiving, "Is there anything that can scare me, Lisa Dihara?"

"Then don't call me senior, call me Kakashi, how about it?"

Kakashi moved his face closer.Without the mask, Kakashi looked more and more real, which made Lisa feel overwhelmed.

"Ex, ex, senior... you, don't get so close to me..."

She stretched out her hand and pushed, but the other party grabbed her hand, "Call me Kakashi."

"Ka, Ka, Kaxisi..."

Kakashi smiled, and suddenly pulled Lisa into his arms, hugged her horizontally, carried her into the bathroom amidst the other's exclamation, and said, "Let's take a good bath. Or..."

He smirked, "Want me to wash it for you?"

"No, no need!"

"Well, then take a bath quickly. Also, don't take too long, otherwise, my husband will be lonely. Then..."

He brought his face closer, and said in a gloomy voice, "I might come in..."

"what!"

Lisa screamed, "Is it appropriate to use this technique of scaring children to scare your own wife?!"

After being frightened for a while, she became more normal.After pushing the person out of the door and closing the door, he thought to himself: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. How many beautiful girls from the flower planters are greedy for Lao Ka's body, now it's mine!!"

Giving herself a pep talk, she began to take a shower.He didn't dawdle, took advantage of the momentum, and liked it all at once. After changing into the bathrobe, he opened the door. When he saw Kakashi on the bed, the courage he had gathered immediately dissipated.

The man's bathrobe was slightly open, and his silver hair became casual due to the moisture.At this moment, he was leaning against the head of the bed, the beauty mole on the corner of his lips added a bit of charm and laziness.

The picture of this handsome man getting out of the bath...

Lisa covered her nose, expressing that she couldn't take it anymore.

Kakashi looked at her, and when she got nervous, she immediately turned and walked towards the bathroom.The narrow laughter from behind made her slip, and she was about to have a close contact with the ground, but she fell into a warm embrace.

"Why are you shy? Didn't you have a lot of courage before? Huh?"

A rising "um" almost took her out of her mind.It's not that she's timid, but that Lao Ka is too provocative.It is indeed too shy to face a beautiful man or something.

Her face was pressed against his chest, and she didn't know what to say, but her mind was blank.A pair of hands grabbed his bathrobe subconsciously, and he didn't know how to react.

Kakashi carried her to the bed, took the wine on the table, shook her and said, "Drink some wine?"

"Drink, drink? Good, good! Good drink!"

Lisa immediately took the wine, raised her head, and drank the bottle in one gulp.

Kakashi couldn't laugh or cry, why was she so nervous?Do you eat people yourself?In the past, I had no shortage of ideas to take advantage of myself, but why at this time, I have become cowardly?

but……

Lisa looks like this...

It's so cute.

Really want to eat it quickly.

However, considering the nervousness of the bride, he felt that it was better for him to restrain himself.To avoid frightening people, I will have a hard time in the future.

After all...

He has also been a single dog for many years, and he only has theory but no practice!

Lisa is drunk.In fact, she usually drinks more than that.But today, for some reason, I just drank a pot of wine and felt dizzy.So much so that after the two lay down, she couldn't remember what she had done.

He only knew that when he woke up the next day, his body was a little sore, and he was still being held in his arms by Old Ka.And he was like an octopus, clinging to Lao Ka.Look at the scratches and bite marks on Lao Ka's neck, she's totally screwed!

sister i...

Is it such a wild person? !

"Yo, are you awake?"

The newlywed husband suddenly opened his eyes, and she was so frightened that she quickly pulled up the quilt to cover herself.But it was useless. Relying on the relationship between the two, the other party stretched out his hand, hugged her into his arms, and said softly: "Lisa, you are so shy. Will you always be so shy in the future? It seems that I still have something to say." I didn't tell you the words. Will Lisa stop being shy after she finishes talking?"

"What?"

She poked her head out curiously, met his black eyes, and blushed unconsciously again.

"That sentence is..."

He leaned close to her ear and whispered softly: "Ai し て る...meeting you is the luckiest thing for me."

Lisa was dizzy with happiness.

Holding Kakashi tightly, he said emotionally, "I love you too, Kakashi."

"So……"

He gently pinched her, "Can you continue this luck?"

"Ok?"

"Like having a baby..."

After a while, a certain girl shouted angrily: "I knew it, I knew it! Obito was right, Kakashi, you black-bellied and sullen pervert!!"

Jiraiya, Obito, and Naruto who were lying on the roof couldn't help laughing when they heard this.

"I told you a long time ago, he's just a pervert." - Obito

"I've always felt that even a mask can't hide Kakashi Nisan's anger." - Naruto.

Jiraiya, with tears streaming down his face, said, "My disciples and grandchildren are all married, but I'm still single, huh..."

"How many of you..."

Tsunade appeared on the roof with Sakura and Karin, pinched his knuckles and sneered, "I'm so careless!"

"No, no, no, Hokage-sama, listen to my explanation."

"Grandma Tsunade, no, that's not the case, ah! Sakura, why did you only hit me?!"

"Tsunate, I suddenly remembered something..."

Ji Lai also rode Juechen and ran fast.The two who stayed on the roof were violently attacked by three violent women.Kakashi poked his head out and shouted: "Hey, hey, hey, please go to other places for fighting, not here... Lisa, are you okay? Go to eat barbecue..."

"Come on, come on. Al? Why is Hokage-sama educating Sakura and Karin on the roof of our house?"

Lisa jumped onto the roof and made a big bow, "I'm sorry, I didn't educate them well and caused you trouble."

Xiang Rin is the younger sister, and Sakura is the student, so I cannot absolve myself of the blame.

She squeezed her hands and said with a smirk, "Wouldn't you be practicing well while I'm getting married?"

"No, no, sister Lisa, listen to my explanation..."

"Teacher, no, that's not the case, it's Naruto..."

"To shut up!"

Tsunade grabbed the two small ones, and said in a low voice, "Don't make excuses, they will die."

"Yes, but Hokage-sama, we are..."

"Go quickly!"

Tsunade smiled hard at Lisa and said, "Don't worry about these things when you're just married, and go to honeymoon with Kakashi. These two children will be handed over to me. Then, let's go!"

Tsunade ran away directly.

Lisa looked puzzled, "Kakashi, why do they look weird?"

"no."

Kakashi smiled and said, "Maybe you are thinking too much."

As he spoke, he touched Lisa's forehead, "Could it be that I was too rude and hurt you? You look a little listless. Otherwise, just rest at home."

"No, no! I'm spirited, I'm spirited, I'm spirited!"

Lisa quickly retorted.

rest at home?Do not make jokes!No matter how arrogant she is, she will never underestimate a single dog who is nearly [-] years old!After all, she's already been taught.

Thinking of this, I didn't dare to delay, and immediately took my small bag and said: "Hurry up, it's agreed, you will take me on a trip after getting married. Let's go to eat barbecue first, and then go to the hot spring in Yunoguo after eating. I Let me tell you, I have good spirits and good physical strength, haha, as the number one master of Konoha, why do I get tired sometimes? Hahahahahahahaha..."

"Really?"

Kakashi took Lisa's hand with a smile, and said, "I almost forgot, Lisa is a top medical ninja, if there is a problem, how could I not know?"

"Yes, yes."

Lisa nodded again and again, "So don't worry, I'm fine, I'm in good spirits."

"Ah."

Kakashi nodded, and suddenly summoned a few maggots.Lisa felt nauseous, "What are you doing to get the maggots out of the pig hole?"

"Ah, I suddenly thought we were going on a trip, but Naruto's practice cannot be left behind. So before leaving, let's give them another test. You go first, and I will come when I go."

Lisa rolled her eyes, and said with a smile: "You underestimate Naruto too much, let's go, I'll go with you, and give him more food."

"Okay!"

Half an hour later, the two came out of Naruto's house, thinking about the house full of wild boars, Zuma guards, and maggots, looked at each other and smiled.

Kakashi touched Lisa's head and said, "I'm relieved now, Lisa does seem to be in good spirits."

"of course?"

Lisa proudly said: "I'm a superman."

"Hey, hey, hey! Superman, let's go to eat barbecue."

Two days later, Lisa regretted it.

She tugged at the door of the hot spring hotel and cried loudly: "Yeah, I admit that I'm bragging, I'm really not in good spirits, let's go back."

Kakashi stepped forward with a doting face, and said softly: "That's why you should have a good rest in the hotel, my dear."

Lisa burst into tears, "What the hell did you eat?! So much energy?! No, no, I don't rest! I want to go out to play and sleep well at night."

"I didn't let you sleep."

Kakashi looked innocent, "Lisa-chan is so cunning. She obviously wants to do it herself, but why do you want to put the blame on me?"

"Yes, you deliberately seduced me..."

Lisa was speechless, "Yes, you seduced me!"

"Lisa, the so-called ninja is someone who has to endure everything. I am testing you and giving you special training. If you can't resist beauty, then you are flawed."

"you you……"

Lisa pointed at Kakashi, her fingers were trembling, "Shameless, shameless! I want to know that you are such a rascal, so I won't be with you."

"I will be angry when I hear this."

He grabbed her hand and said with a gloomy face: "Stop talking. Don't you know? In fact, men are very possessive. Don't challenge me. "

"..."

After a long while, Lisa said with blank eyes: "Then what... can the special training be less? Senior..."

"Hey hey hey."

Kakashi gently massaged Lisa, and said with a smile: "I will be more restrained, so today, I will go to Silver Moon Mountain to hunt, and then I will cook and cook a delicious meal for Lisa?"

"...I feel like this is another trap..."

After eating the energy-rich food in the space, Lisa felt refreshed again.The two sat on the roof, Lisa leaned on Kakashi's shoulder, looked at the bright moon in the sky, and said, "Kakashi, if I go to Soul Soul World in the future, will you go?"

"Do you want to go to the Soul Realm?"

Lisa shook her head, "I just want to visit the real world once in a while. That...Actually, I..."

Kakashi put a finger on her lips, and said in a low voice: "There is no need to explain. In fact, although I am not very clear about some things, I have some guesses of my own. But, don't say such things, you want to go I'll be with you everywhere."

Lisa's eyes were red, and she said in a low voice: "What if I want to live for a long time?"

Kakashi's eyes were bent into crescent moons, just like the first time they met, with his unique tenderness, "Hey... Lisa, we are already husband and wife. Therefore, home is where you are. "

Lisa was stunned for a while, then suddenly, she threw herself into his arms and said, "Kakashi, I didn't tell you, actually meeting you was my salvation, I love you..."

"Ah, I love you too..."

——End of the full text

The author has something to say:

Finally finished.I won’t write about the pirate part. In fact, I just like Naruto very much. I don’t like the other two so deeply. At first, I didn’t know how many worlds Jinjiang Zongman had to synthesize, so I didn’t do this part of the content in the outline.Fortunately, our on-the-spot performance seems to be okay, only one mountain top collapsed, and the entire mountain range was not collapsed. Finally, the writing was not too ugly, and it came back round, hehehe.Finally, thank you for your long-term support. I can only finish writing because of your support, otherwise I would have given up.Well, to make a long story short, I can only give a preview. The extra episode is the Plelys chapter, hehe, it can be regarded as another main thread, haha, I am still a little unwilling to write about it!I treat you like a lover, but you treat me like a father or something... the most exciting, isn't it? !Haha, wait for my episode!