It's too hard to be a salted fish

Running back to the team building in one breath, Lisa touched her chest, only to feel her heart beating violently.

What the hell?It's too scary for a person who always wanted to be his father to suddenly want to be his boyfriend.

No, I can't stay here anymore.Uchiha people are stubborn, and before Madara decides that he still wants to find Aizen as a boyfriend, he will definitely keep coming to trouble him.

"Huh? Go to the present world?"

The three seats were all dumbfounded, "Captain, why are you going to the world all of a sudden?"

"As the god of death, you should maintain the peace of this world."

Lisa said solemnly: "Help me find out, where there is too much in this world, I will go to exercise."

"But you are the captain! You don't need to go to this kind of thing."

"I do not care!"

Lisa slapped the table, "Starting from the present world, I have covered all the tasks in the present world! Find it for me quickly, now, immediately, immediately! I will receive the task in half an hour, otherwise..."

She squeezed her hands and threatened, "You understand?"

Wow, so scary!

San Xi cried in fright, and hurried to find Bai Fang.White Fang was bewildered.Isn't this too capricious?He rushed to find Lisa, but he didn't know that Lisa was gone, leaving only a note.

"I'll go to the present world first to have a look, the task has been received, remember to notify me."

"This bastard!"

White Fang could not help cursing.

It's hard enough to have a captain who never works.But thinking about Lisa's special situation, she endured it.But now that you have come back, then take up the responsibility of the captain!Don't do one thing, but still do some willful things, this... no, let's go find Madara!

This is the only person Dihara Lisa is afraid of.

"Going to this world?"

Uchiha Madara had a calm face, but the spiritual pressure exuding from his body showed his mood at the moment.

"What a guy who can do whatever he wants."

Madara sneered, and looked at Hashirama, "It's exactly the same as some people, what should it be called? Is it the same line?"

"Madara!"

Hashirama said aggrievedly: "Why do you look at me and say such things? Am I such a willful person?"

It is a rare thing between the doors, and there is no rebuttal.I even want to praise the spots a little bit.

So true!Di Yuan Lisa and her brother are essentially the same person!If it wasn't for her clear origin, he would have suspected that this was his brother's child!

"I'll go find her."

Madara stood up, carried her round fan on her back, and said, "After I find her, I will teach her how to be a human being."

"Ah, Madara, don't!"

Hashirama grabbed Madara's leg, "After all, I'm a child, so be gentle."

"To shut up!"

Madara scolded: "What a lovely girl Lisa is? Isn't it because of you people who are infinitely indulgent and infinitely pampered?!"

"You, aren't you too..."

Hashirama beeped softly, "If you want to talk about doting... isn't Madara you the most doting?"

"What did you say?!"

"No, nothing..."

Holding his forehead between the doors, he said: "Although I don't want to admit it, I think what you said is indeed reasonable. This child is a little too arbitrary now, probably because he has great power. Therefore, I agree with you, let's educate him well."

"Humph!"

Madara snorted softly, "I don't need you to teach how to teach."

After finishing speaking, he walked out of the team building, and said to Zhujian: "Look, people who have never had a wife will become more and more difficult to get along with."

"You still have the nerve to talk about others... Do you have a wife?"

"A man who is not expected by his wife has no right to speak of me."

"You?! Are you still my brother, woo woo woo, I'm going to find Lisa, I'm dead, I don't have any dignity of a brother..."

Madara has his own skeleton, and considering Lisa's playful nature, he brought it with him.When he reached the top of Karakura Town, he felt it carefully, looked at one place, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Airport?The action is very fast. Are you going to go to the flower planter again?

Oh well.She can post Aizen and Kakashi regardless of the consequences, but can't she do it herself?Still running?It is very sad to despise yourself like this!

Using Shunpo, we arrived at the airport in no time.He was wearing a black cloak, which he borrowed from Urahara Kisuke, which could completely cover up the Reiatsu.In order not to let Lisa find out, he also showed his old face.

Ordinary people couldn't see him, so he got on the plane with Lisa and hid in the aisle at the entrance of the plane.There is a curtain here that can hide him.Although Reiatsu can cover it up, even if Lisa is not in the state of Reaper, she can still see Reaper and Hollow.

Lisa sat in her seat, drinking juice, in a very good mood.

So many folks!I am so happy every time I go home!

The little brother next to her is also very eye-catching, and it is difficult for her to not be approached by others with her appearance.

After a while of communication, she uttered a few words in Chinese, which aroused the amazement of the passengers on the left and right.

"Your Chinese is really good, you don't have an accent at all."

The little brother named Xiaoming admired sincerely, "How long have you studied Chinese?"

"Since elementary school."

Lisa whispered, "I really like the culture of planting flowers. I think I was a flower planter in my previous life."

Old Wang next door laughed, "If you speak Chinese, we will only think you are a compatriot."

Madara looked at all this coldly and sneered in his heart.

What a fun chat.Do you like hooking up with men that much?

From talking on the plane to getting off the plane, Xiao Ming said with a blushing face when he got out of the airport, "Can we exchange contact information?"

"Of course you can!"

Lisa was very cheerful, but she soon felt something was wrong.

Why is this Reiatsu somewhat familiar?

Looking back, I couldn't help exclaiming, "Madara? My lord?!"

Seeing Lisa complete the immigration process and leave the airport, Madara found a place and put on a prosthesis. He smiled and stepped forward, pulled Lisa over and said, "Leave me if you have trouble, I will be sad."

Xiao Ming's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe that there are still people with such hairy hair these days.He looked at Lisa's face again, feeling sorry.

What a nice girl, why did you find a laundry, cutting and blowing?

"what?"

Lisa whispered: "What are you talking about? Why are you chasing here?"

Xiao Ming was completely ignored, and Lisa was led away by Ban.

Lisa took out her hair tie and said, "Tie up your hair, if you do this... the police will keep an eye on us."

"Humph!"

Madara snorted and took the headband, tied up her hair and asked, "Why did you come to this world? Are you avoiding me?"

"Ha, ha, no, no."

Lisa suddenly felt a lot of pressure.But Uchiha Madara didn't seem to be satisfied with her answer, her swarthy eyes stared at her, and she felt a little hairy in her heart.

Yoshiko's eyes are black, while Madara in the spirit state can have rabbit eyes if he wants to, or glaucoma if he wants to.However, at this moment, Lisa felt that the pair of black eyes on the skeleton were more terrifying.

"All right……"

She surrendered, "Suddenly said that you want to be my boyfriend, I was really scared. You are Uchiha Madara, a symbol of the times, how could you want to be my boyfriend? It must be to prevent me from doing stupid things Lah. In view of your past behavior, I think it's better for me to come to this world, so that you won't think I still miss Aizen."

What is this all about?

Madara was a little mad.Really, he has been calm all his life, but even a single Hashirama and a single Lisa can make him break his skills and drive him crazy.

"I didn't stop you from going to Aizen."

Madara suppressed the hard work in her heart, "But I, like you, want to try the feeling of being in love."

"what?!"

Lisa stared wide-eyed, suspecting that something was wrong with her ears.

Madara took two steps forward, took her hand and said: "Strong is beautiful, weak is ugly, you are the strongest person I have ever met, so I look down on others except you."

Lisa only felt that her hands were on fire, and she didn't know whether it was his body temperature or her own.She wanted to break free from his hand, but he showed his usual strength, "Let's try, huh?"

Mom...

Isn't the raised word "um" in Master Ban's mouth too provocative?Lisa felt like she was falling.Although the previous position was a bit different from now, Madara is also very handsome and powerful, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it...

"All right!"

Lisa held his hand instead, and said: "But you have to spend more time with me in the future. I know you are a workaholic. If you only care about work and don't accompany me, I will go to Aizen anytime."

Madara nodded with a smile, but was thinking about the possibility of killing Aizen.

Hehe, as long as it's what she cares about, it's better to eliminate it.

"Then let's go to the hotel first."

Lisa happily said: "I am familiar with this place, I will take you to eat delicious food."

"it is good."

Half an hour later, Lisa said helplessly: "You are smuggling, do you understand?"

Madara's face turned slightly red, being refused to stay or something... It's a bit embarrassing.

"Forget it, anyway, you can live anywhere after you become a spirit body, let's go play first."

"..."

At night, after turning into a god of death, Madara floated to Lisa's room.Hearing the sound of running water in the room, his heart beat a few beats faster for no reason.

He felt himself fallen.To think of these messy things in my mind must have been infected by Hashirama.

Lisa came out of the shower, and when she saw Madara, she yelled in fright, "You, why are you here? I didn't mean to come to my room by asking you to find a place to sleep! This is too fast to hit a home run, I'm not ready yet!"

"What are you talking about?"

Madara lay on the sofa, "I'm not that kind of person."

"But you are here..."

"Go to sleep."

Ban Dao: "I sleep here."

Lisa didn't have any reason to refuse after thinking about it, and thinking about Madara's personality, she felt that she was thinking too much.He nodded and fell asleep on the bed.

Madara's mood is complicated.

This heart is too big...

You have to watch it closely in the future.It's too easy to trust people, although it's nice to believe in yourself...

Along the way, the two ate and drank, visited almost half of the flower growers, and their relationship quickly warmed up.Lisa felt more and more that Hashirama-sama was a smart person.Madara is indeed a very gentle person, and there is a huge contrast with his appearance and momentum.

For example, he will make travel plans in advance, and will quietly inquire about the flow of people in advance, and he will think of all the details he can think of.It's great to have such a strong and nanny-like boyfriend to accompany me on the trip!

After playing for many days, they were also tired. After finishing this love journey, the two returned to the world of corpses and souls.It's just that when the two went back holding hands, it still caused a huge sensation.

Lisa, who defeated Aizen, has always been the object of everyone's attention.And Uchiha Madara's true strength as the captain of the fifth team has always been a place of curiosity.

After all, in the battle with Aizen, this guy easily killed two ten ninjas by himself.So now it is said that Di Yuan is the strongest Shinigami, but she and Uchiha Madara have never really fought, so it cannot be said that she is the strongest.

Maybe Uchiha Madara is stronger than her.After all, there are gossip that no one can understand the ability of Uchiha Madara Zanpakuto.

And now, these two topical characters have actually become a couple. Is there anything more terrifying in this world than this?

Madara listened to the gossip from three seats and four seats, sneered, and said, "Yes."

For example, a mentally retarded person wanted to be with Aizen before.

"Captain, this is the most breaking news this year!"

Little stars appeared in Sanxi's eyes, "How did you catch up with such a powerful woman? God, you don't know how many men's hearts have been broken these days. Lisa Diyuan is everyone's dream lover... Uh, uh, Captain, I definitely don’t have that kind of thought about Captain Di Yuan... No, Captain, don’t look at me like that, it’s so scary! Oh, the Lun family, the Lun family actually likes men of……"

"roll!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

Sanxi wiped his sweat, feeling that he had saved his life.Sure enough, the man who can chase Di Yuan is not human, this possessiveness is too terrifying!

Madara put down the cloth for wiping the knife, thinking that someone was coveting his girlfriend, and felt inexplicably upset.

They're all weak, ugly bastards.These bastards are coveting Lisa, which is unforgivable.

So, is it time to think about getting married?

"marry?!"

Lisa's eyes widened, and she reached out to touch Madara's forehead, "Are you alright? Are we getting married after only half a year of dating? I don't want to, I haven't enjoyed the feeling of being in love enough, so I don't want to become a yellow-faced woman right away."

"Only an incompetent man can turn his wife into a yellow-faced woman."

Madara's sitting posture is very correct, and the expression on his face is also very solemn, "I will make you happy, marry me."

"go to hell!"

Lisa stepped forward, "Do you dare to propose without even a flower ring? And don't talk to me in such an orderly tone! You are not my elder now, but your boyfriend, your boyfriend, understand? !"

He looked up at her, and suddenly moved his hand. Lisa didn't see what he did. When she recovered, she was already in his arms.

"I don't want to be a boyfriend anymore, I want to be your husband."

She was lying on his lap, with her head resting in his arms, and when he lowered his head to speak, the long hair would caress his cheeks.The itchy feeling made her couldn't help laughing, "Don't make trouble, I'm ticklish."

He stared at her, his black eyes were astonishingly bright, "Half a year... It's been a long time, it's time to change your identity."

As she spoke, she lowered her head and brushed her red lips lightly, "Don't you want to have a child with me? Huh?"

Damn!Who can stand this!

Fascinated by the beauty, Lisa finally agreed in a daze, and waited until the moment she put on the wedding dress, Lisa reacted belatedly.

I was seduced by beauty, and that man named Uchiha Madara would actually do such a thing!Young birthday!Is it too late to repent now?

On the wedding night in the bridal chamber, Madara hugged her and whispered in her ear: "If I repent... I will not be able to suppress the anger in my heart, and I will lock you up and never let you out. So, Uchiha Ma'am, it's useless to regret..."

"Madara, you big liar, big pervert!!!"

In the wedding room, Lisa's regretful cry came, and Jingle Chunshui and others who were hiding outside listening to the movement couldn't help laughing, "Ah, the relationship between these two is really enviable..."

"So let's go have another drink! Wish the couple a happy marriage for a hundred years!"

"Ha! Good idea, let's go and drink! I wish them more children, hahahahaha!"

Half a year later, Lisa, whose belly was already very obvious, stood under the verandah and shed tears of happiness of "becoming a mother soon".

In just one year, Uchiha Madara turned his golden single dog into a mother. The men of Uchiha's family really can't be messed with!

"Lisa."

The man stepped forward, took off his feathers, put it on Lisa, and lowered his head to rub against her temples, looking very affectionate: "I heard that you don't have much appetite, so I asked for leave today, let's go to have a baby Eat something delicious on Soul Street, huh?"

"I do not want."

Lisa pouted, she's been getting really cranky lately.She stared at her stomach, and said bitterly: "Blade, you are too cunning, this made my stomach bigger, don't you believe me?"

"how come?"

Madara hugged her, "How could I not believe you? Although it was an accident, I am very happy that I have a child with you."

As he spoke, he gently turned her around, kissed the corner of her lips, and said, "Go get ready, let's go eat something delicious, huh? Didn't you say you want to eat sukiyaki? Today Just go and eat."

"I don't want to go, I can't walk."

Lisa hooked his skirt, "Unless you carry me."

Madara smiled.He really enjoys life now.Although Lisa often made various unreasonable demands on herself, he was very happy.

Because that's exactly what she looks like when she becomes more and more dependent on herself.He liked being dependent on her, it made him feel grounded, that they were truly one.As for the eyes of others?

Heh, what is there to care about the eyes of weak creatures?

Carefully picked her up horizontally, shook her head, pretending to be helpless and said: "I really can't do anything with you, you are getting more and more squeamish after pregnancy."

"Are you thinking I'm troublesome?"

Lisa pouted, "Then let me down."

"Don't let it go."

Ignoring the exclamations of the team members and the screams of the other gods of death, he carried Lisa through the crowd and walked out of the gate of the Seiring Court before stopping, saying, "Hey... Lisa..."

"Ok?"

"You said I was paranoid, and you said Uchiha was paranoid, right?"

"What's wrong? I said..."

"so……"

The wind blew, raising his long hair, revealing that handsome face, "I want you to let me go and wait for the next life. No, the next life, the next life, the next life, forever..."

He pursed his lips and smiled, "I won't let go!"

Lisa's eyes blurred.

She muttered, "Why do you say such things all of a sudden... Why do married men suddenly become so good at talking about love... I hate it, I got sand in my eyes, help me blow it up..."

"Do you want to kiss?"

"No, you are getting more and more shameless, this is the street! Bastard, don't show your affection so casually, you will die so fast!"

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