The rules of survival of the magic stick

Tang Su felt that his life seemed to be much more colorful than that of many other people.

This has to start from the moment he was born. From the moment he was born, he was destined to be extraordinary. He was born to the famous and powerful Master Gu and the leader of the Qilan tribe, Lan Zhaoye. Hou Ye, later because he was weak and sick since he was a child, was pampered by his family like a treasure.

Later, his premature death brought their family into a trough, but thanks to his mother, he was able to bring him back to life through the secret technique of the Qilan tribe.Later, he didn't expect even more, because his resurrection made the ancient secret art of the Qilan tribe appear in the sight of the leader of Baixiang Pavilion, and since then he and his mother have become the targets of their Baixiang Pavilion, sending people everywhere Coming to chase them down, his mother couldn't continue to stay in the Hou Ye's mansion as Mrs. Hou's wife, and could only leave the Hou Ye's mansion.

Later, because he had foresight and loved his elder brother very much, in order to let him get rid of Baixiang Pavilion's pursuit, he designed a situation that he himself still finds it difficult to accept.

Later, he started his wandering career, being a stinky Taoist priest who cheated on food and drink in the rivers and lakes.

This feeling of falling from the clouds to the deep valley may only be clear to him.

How many times can a person feel betrayed in this life?

That period of time was the loneliest and most painful time for him, but fortunately he met Gongyifu later, which he felt was the luckiest thing in his life.

Although his current situation is not optimistic, until today he is always inexplicably hunted down by many people, and his life may be lost at any time, but he still feels that this journey is really worth it, at least it has become His most precious experience.

Just like now.

Tang Su didn't know who or what this person was sitting in a wooden barrel pretending to be a Gongyi Fu, but after talking for so long, Tang Su found that this thing might not be a threat to him, even And a little cute.

At least if this thing wanted to harm him, it would have done it long ago, and it wouldn't have been here until now.

When this fake Gongyifu heard that the real Gongyifu had a tail behind him, he really turned a tail behind himself, and turned himself around to show Tang Su.

For a moment, Tang Su felt that this thing pretending to be Gongyifu was a little cute, and he couldn't bear the cuteness.

Tang Su's gaze slowly moved downwards, and then he looked behind the fake Gongyifu who was soaking in the bathtub, and exclaimed loudly: "My God, the tail you turned into is too cute!"

Behind this person pretending to be a public instrument teacher, there was a small fleshy ball of tail, and there was even animal-like white fluffy hair on it, spreading out in the water like a fur ball.

This little tail is like the tail of a little rabbit, Tang Su secretly smiled, he thought it might be because this person is not experienced in the world, he has not seen many other small animals, maybe he has only seen little rabbits, so The transformed tail is as fluffy as a bunny and very cute.

Tang Su couldn't bear it later, and laughed out loud on the spot. He felt that if Gongyifu really had such a tail, then he would wake up laughing every day in his dreams, not because he was proud, but because he thought it was funny. .

The person pretending to be Gongyi Fu heard Tang Su say this, and suddenly realized the information revealed in his words.

He thought about it carefully, what Tang Su said just now was "My God, isn't the tail you conjured up too cute?"

The most important thing is the word "change".

Since Tang Su knew that this tail was transformed, doesn't that mean that Tang Su already knew that the other ones before this were all transformed by him?

He felt that he had been deceived, so he was a little angry all of a sudden, his mouth pouted, and then he sat in the bathtub and said to Tang Su angrily, "So you already knew that I was a fake?"

"Yes."

He: "That is to say, Gongyifu actually has no tail?"

Tang Su nodded: "Yes." He thinks this person is too stupid, who would grow a tail from behind now?I also believe this kind of words.

He asked again: "That is to say, he doesn't have any pleasant fragrance?"

Tang Su nodded, then shook his head again: "Yes, no, he has a faint fragrance, which smells good. But the one you created just now smells like shit."

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Another moment passed.

He: "That means the mole on the shoulder is also your nonsense?"

Tang Su laughed: "No, he has a mole on his shoulder, but it's not like you."

Him: "What's that like?"

Tang Su: "If you are destined to see other people's moles in the future, you will find that there are many kinds of moles in this world."

The two of them were silent for a long time at the same time, and then the pretended Gongyifu said: "You know all about it and still tease me like this, don't you think it's funny?"

Tang Su nodded: "Yes." After all, he was really turned over by this fake Gongyifu.

He was freaking out again.

Tang Su didn't know why, when he saw him mad, he suddenly felt so cute, he couldn't close his mouth when he smiled, and then said to him: "I told you in the first sentence, I said I I know you are not real, but what do you mean by making a big black mole on your shoulder? The one on Gong Yifu’s shoulder is red, and you have a black hairy mole... "

"Then what about the smell and the tail? It's not what I asked for, is it?"

Tang Su rolled his eyes, and then said: "Oh, I'm sorry, this is because I saw that you are so cute, so I deliberately teased you."

Tang Su's indifferent tone completely angered the fake Gongyifu.

He yelled at Tang Su: "My God, you are really hopeless, how can you deceive others like this? You not only deceived my feelings, but also my technology, you Liar, you villain!"

I have to say that when Tang Su saw this fake Gongyifu talking like this, he still felt super cute, and couldn't close his mouth. If the real Gongyifu spoke like this, Tang Su would have to laugh until the New Year up?

This fake Gongyi Fu said that it was understandable that he became a Gongyi Fu to deceive Tang Su. The tone of his righteous words made Tang Su want to educate him.