The rules of survival of the magic stick

Tang Su didn't react at all, he was dragged into the tub by Gong Yifu without paying attention, his face turned red.

Tang Su was thumping in the bath water, looking at Gongyifu with a blank face: "What are you doing?"

Gong Yifu's face was a little blush, and he looked at Tang Su's eyes that seemed to melt into water droplets: "Didn't you just talk about the mandarin duck bath? Don't you want to take the mandarin duck bath with me?"

Tang Su suddenly felt a little shy, and said, "I never thought about it that way, obviously you insisted on dragging me in."

The look she looked at Gongyifu seemed to say, what can I do?I am also desperate!

Gongyifu looked at Tang Su and laughed out loud: "Okay, okay, I asked to be with you, right?"

As he said this, Gongyifu suddenly approached Tang Su sideways. Although Tang Su had the experience of soaking in hot springs with Gongyifu before, it was the first time for him to take a bath together in such a small bucket. Tang Su A little embarrassed, at this moment, a strange idea suddenly appeared in Tang Su's heart.

And ever since this strange idea appeared in his heart, he began to panic. It was because he suddenly recalled the last time when he and Gongyifu were afraid of hot springs together. He remembered very clearly that at that time Gongyifu There is a mole on Yifu's left shoulder. He remembers it clearly because when he saw this mole, he thought it was very sexy. His heart was beating fast, it seemed that he had fallen into someone else's trap again.

Tang Su stood up abruptly, and said to the Gongyi Fu who was still sitting in the barrel, "Who are you and what are you trying to do!"

The corners of Gongyifu's mouth curled up slightly, showing a very gentle expression, and said: "I am Gongyifu! What's wrong with you, so strange? Don't you believe me?"

Tang Su looked at this Gongyifu, and felt that he was pretending too much, but fortunately, the person who pretended to be him had never seen Gongyifu's body, only his appearance, so he didn't take it seriously. There was also a mole on his shoulder, otherwise Tang Su felt that he might not be able to tell the difference.

Tang Su sneered: "Listen to me, I don't know who you are and I don't know if you are in the same team as those who wanted to harm me before. It's a waste of effort!"

And that Gongyifu who was sitting in the bucket suddenly became serious: "What's wrong with you, don't you even know me? I am Gongyifu, the Gongyifu who accompanied you all the way here!"

Seeing his posture, Tang Su should not die until the Yellow River, and not shed tears when he sees the coffin, so he said to the Gongyi Fu in the bucket: "Then I will tell you how I saw it, what I know Gongyifu, he has a mole on his shoulder, but you don't, this is the biggest difference."

The Gongyifu in the bucket suddenly changed his expression at this time, like the kind of blame for a child who made a mistake: "You read it wrong, look at the mole on my shoulder now, it's not in a good place. Is this place?"

Tang Su just stared at his shoulder, and suddenly found that the smooth shoulder he looked at was empty just now, and now there is a mole on it, Tang Su couldn't help laughing, this person in disguise is too funny, listening to him Saying that there was a mole on Gongyifu's shoulder, a mole appeared on his own shoulder, and this mole was too different from the mole on Gongyifu's shoulder. The mole on Gongyifu's body The first one was a red mole, but this fake one turned out to be a black mole with hair growing on it, Tang Su couldn't help complaining, where did he learn the magic technique, why is it so half-baked?If it is a mole, does it have to be a big black mole with hair on it?There is no aesthetic standard at all. If he said that Gong Yifu had a tail behind him, would he still have a tail?

This was so much fun, Tang Su suddenly started to play tricks with this person.

Tang Su stared at Gongyifu, pretending to be deceived by him, and said to him: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood you just now, I really shouldn't be, you can punish me later!"

Hearing what Tang Su said, this fake public servant thought that Tang Su was really confused by him again, so he immediately replied: "No need, after all, I love you so much, how could I punish you?"

There was a sneaky smile on the corner of the fake Gongyifu's mouth, and Tang Su immediately caught the smile the moment it appeared, but he didn't say it out.

Tang Su said again: "Gongyifu, Xiaofufu, where is the good smell on your body? I clearly remember that when I was in the hot spring with you, you naturally emitted a good smell. It smells so sweet! It smells like green grass."

At this time, as soon as Tang Su's words fell, he smelled an extremely disgusting smell, which made him want to spit it out. It was a smell of cow dung in the grass, and it made people want to smell it for the second time. .

In Tang Su's heart, he was going to be fooled to death by this person. How could this person be so funny?He said that there was a scent of grass, so he made himself feel this smell of grass and feces, didn't he feel very flustered?

Tang Su didn't make a sound, and the Gongyi Fu in the bucket had a smile on his face, and asked Tang Su, "How is it? Can you smell it now?"

Tang Su reluctantly nodded, it really wanted to pinch its nose.

But the Gongyi Fu in the bucket didn't seem to notice it at all, and kept asking: "Is it fragrant? Is it fragrant?"

Tang Su looked at the expectant expression on the fake Gongyi Fu's face, nodded his head with great difficulty, and then said reluctantly: "Mmmm, it's fragrant, it's quite fragrant."

Tang Su couldn't bear it any longer. What kind of sect sent this idiot? Did he come to blacken his own sect?Not good at learning!

After Tang Su praised him, he seemed very excited, and took Tang Su's hand to make him sit down and want to take a bath with him, and Tang Su suddenly had another plan in his heart.

Tang Su said to Gongyifu: "By the way, I liked your tail the most before. I used to hide it in my clothes to imitate it. I haven't seen it for a long time. Now we take a bath here. Just now Well, no one, show me your tail quickly?"

Tang Su saw that the expression on the face of the public servant in front of him had changed for a long time, and then he slowly turned towards Tang Su. Tang Su held back the smile in his heart, and turned his gaze gradually Move into the bucket.