The rules of survival of the magic stick

Tang Su said to him this time: "What about you? Didn't you turn into a public servant and come here to lie to me? Is this behavior deception?"

The fake Gongyifu thought for a while, then lowered his head and said, "Okay, but this time you lied to me twice, and I only lied to you once, so why don't you miss me once?"

Tang Su didn't expect this fake Gongyifu to be so fussy and calculate things so clearly.

"Your account, do you want to calculate it so clearly? Think carefully about how much your incident has affected me? Why do you say that I missed you once? You successfully turned into a public servant and came out to lie to me This matter has caused me a lot of harm, okay? The two times I lied to you just now were just a small matter, and I found that your skill is really not good enough. I advise you to continue Train your own skills well! You can see that even someone with such a low IQ like me can tell at a glance, how will you gain a foothold in the arena with your half-baked kung fu in the future?"

He was a little sad when Tang Su said this, and then he sat quietly for almost the whole time, and stopped talking. Tang Su saw that he was a little depressed, so he thought that he might have poked his sore spot just now, and immediately thought Changing the subject, he said to him, "Well, I believe you have no ill intentions towards me."

After a while, Tang Su seemed to have thought of something, and said to him: "One more thing, I don't know your real face yet, can you let me see your real face now?"

After listening to Tang Su's words, the fake Gongyi Fu thought for a moment and nodded, and then Tang Su saw that he was the fake Gongyi Fu in front of him, and began to shrink seriously, standing up faster than Tang Su. Only at this time did Su's tall body gradually shrink, and finally shrunk into a very strange little thing the size of a cat or dog.

This little thing is very cute, bulging all over, and has very beautiful, shiny hair.

At first glance, he usually eats a lot, and he is a round and round food monster raised by himself.

This little monster has a pair of copper bell-like eyes. Those eyes are watery when looking at you, which is seriously inconsistent with the way you racked your brains to deceive people just now. At first glance, it is a very cute little creature.

The most important thing is that this little monster has a swollen sausage-like mouth.When Tang Su saw this mouth, he almost burst out laughing. In the end, there were two small horns protruding from his head like a little goat. Tang Su couldn't help touching his little feet with his hands to see. It felt hard, maybe it was the weapon he used to attack.

Tang Su stared at this little monster, the more he stared at it, the more he liked it, he almost burst out laughing, he hugged him in his arms, touched the little thing in his arms a few times, and it moved, and He can even speak human language, he told Uncle Tang to go away, don't touch me.

"You big liar, didn't you say that as long as I change back to my original appearance, it's all right? You said yes, just look at it? Why are you starting to start again now? Being touched by you like this, I'm very uncomfortable."

But Tang Su still couldn't help looking at his shiny skin, and wanted to touch it for a while, his hands were still moving, and then he said to him: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. , let me touch it for a while, it's really comfortable, hey, little monster, what do you usually eat to make yourself so fat?"

This strange-looking little monster heard Tang Su say that he was fat, and the sausage mouth of his mouth was swollen even higher. He pouted and said angrily to Tang Su: "You laugh at me for being fat? Let me tell you, My brothers and sisters from the same race all think that I am thinner, and my body shape is considered thin among our brothers and sisters from the same race!"

Tang Su couldn't help but turn pale with fright. His round figure was considered thin among his brothers and sisters, so what exactly did his brothers and sisters look like? Could it really be a ball like a hydrangea? Yet?

Just when Tang Su was looking at a small thing and couldn't put it down, some voices suddenly appeared in front of the room. Tang Su subconsciously glanced outside the room, only to find a very familiar person standing at the door. At this time, the man stared at Tang Su who was sitting in the bathtub and frantically touching a round, strange-looking little monster.

Then Gongyifu fixed his eyes on the little monster in his hand.

Gongyi Fu stared at Tang Su's staring boss, as if he didn't believe everything in front of him at all.

He hesitated for a while, and then said: "This is..." What's going on?

Tang Su immediately threw the round thing in his arms into the water, then stood up abruptly, jumped out of the bathtub, and said to Gongyifu: "It's not like you think, listen to me to explain , we, I... that, no, I didn't take a mandarin duck bath here."

Tang Su was still a little guilty because of what happened just now. After all, just now this little thing turned into the appearance of Gongyifu, and he took a mandarin duck bath with him in this bathtub for about half a stick of incense, so he was still very guilty. Who knows that Gongyifu just came here at this time, and he didn't find out what happened to him before.

Gongyifu didn't care about the bunch of words Tang Su just said that he didn't understand, he just breathed a sigh of relief, and said to the wet Tang Su: "I finally found you, why did you run to the city alone? This way? Did you know? There is thick fog outside the bamboo forest, I searched for a long time before I found you."

At this time, a third voice besides Tang Su and Gongyifu appeared in the room. It was that weird little thing that Tang Su mercilessly threw into the bathtub. The four short legs kept thumping in the basin, in order to prevent myself from sinking into the water, but the weight was too heavy, even though I tried so hard to stay on the surface of the water, I still got down from the water for a while and opened my mouth wide Calling at Tang Su: "Can't you let me out first and then chat? You just throw it in the bathtub like this? Isn't it appropriate?"

Only then did Tang Su realize that this little thing had actually turned into the appearance of this little monster, and it couldn't float out in such a deep bath water, so he immediately ran over to salvage the little monster out of the bathtub, and then put it On the side table.