brother's bizarre adventure

The spiritualized Lancer and Berserker squatted in the corner, watching the two masters fight blankly, from punching to throwing pillows, from throwing pillows to throwing cups at each other, and running around the pole, eyes opened, eyes opened.I always feel that the next few days will be like this, ah, is it really the Holy Grail War that I participated in?Even if the Holy Grail War is over, it shouldn't be like this atmosphere, it must be the wrong posture to answer the call.

Just when the two heroic spirits began to think about what posture they should use next to respond to the call of the Holy Grail, the Kujo brothers finally ended their fist fight.

Under the guidance of Huo Zhixin, Jonah looked in the direction of Lingzi's heroic spirit: "berserker."

Berserker revealed: "Master, I am here."

Handing over the wallet: "Please go shopping for groceries, my uncle will cook a big meal at noon to celebrate the end of the Holy Grail War."

Berserker froze, not knowing what to say.

"Don't you have enough money, Ni-chan, bring your wallet." A wallet flew from the sky, and Jonah stuffed both wallets into the hands of berserker, "Go, buy the best ingredients, oh, remember to buy more peppers .”

I really can't refuse: "Yes, master."

"I can't carry it by myself. I drive there, and all the ingredients are put in the trunk."

"it is good."

The moment the car started, Berserker suddenly thought that the trunk was originally used by the master to store local products from the United States, but now it is used to buy vegetables, um... as expected of the master.With one foot on the accelerator, Berserker with heavy makeup drove towards the vegetable market in the shiny golden car.

I hope the vegetable stall owner doesn't think this is a bad boy who came to rob, Amen.

It may be a bit embarrassing to say it. When berserker is buying vegetables, his mind is full of how to make this ingredient and how to make it more delicious.

"Really, I don't need to do it this time, Emiya, Emiya, you can't be obsessed with cooking anymore, calm down."

"My little brother, the beef is ready, 500 yen."

"Oh, thank you, here it is." The moment he handed over the coins and received the beef from the stall owner, Berserker reflexively thought about a hundred ways to make beef. After realizing this, he was almost frustrated in front of the vegetable stall Bend.

"Forget it, forget it, it must be the wrong posture to respond to the call of the Holy Grail this time." Berserker found a place to take a break for a while, and began to look through Jonah's wallet to see how much money he had left. Mr. Jotaro's money was spent just now. money.

I accidentally found a family photo, a family of three, father, brother and sister.

Berserker stared at the little girl in the photo for a long time and said, "Sakura." It was decided that if there is a chance, he must give Yinglu a hand, definitely!

When driving past the video game city, I met Archer who had just come out of it, and took him home by the way, without saying anything the whole time.

In the courtyard, Father Yanfeng was still hammering the big tree of Yuansaka's house. Those who didn't know thought he was here to cut wood.According to the priest himself, he is practicing Bajiquan, because the big tree is a good practice material, and he doesn't have to worry about the tree being injured, as he has good control over the strength.

berserker: No, I don't want to know that.

Archer was very interested in the priest's hammering of the big tree. He stood not far away to watch, and commented a few words from time to time.

"Kirei, I didn't expect you to have a peculiar hobby for trees." Why didn't I see you have this habit a few days before the Holy Grail War, after hammering for a whole morning, don't you feel a headache in your fists, the bark is about to fall off.

Kotomine Kirei stopped his movements and wiped the sweat off his face with a towel, and replied solemnly: "It's not a strange hobby, it's just practicing taijutsu." When he was a disciple under Tosaka Tokiomi, he used trees to practice boxing like this all the time. After summoning the heroic spirit, I felt that outdoor practice was not safe, so I temporarily stopped.Now that the Holy Grail War is over, the old habits can be picked up.

I didn't expect this kind of practice to make Archer interested, but it doesn't matter, he is not Tohsaka Tokiomi, he has no fan filter for Gilgamesh, his mentality is very stable, he should do whatever he wants.

"No, no, no." Gilgamesh denied with a smile, "You're not just practicing, it's..." Before he could finish his sentence, a guy who appeared suddenly interrupted the conclusion.

Jonah, who had put on his apron, came out and said to Kotomine Kirei: "The Berserker bought a lot of chili peppers, please help me deal with them." In order to better lure the chili pepper monster, he stretched out a finger and laughed jokingly, " You can put as many vegetables as you want."

Kotomine Kirei's eyes lit up: "I'll take a shower and go."

"Wait for you." Jonah watched Kotomine Kirei briskly walked into the Tohsaka mansion, then turned to look at Gilgamesh, "Archer, do you have a favorite dish? I can cook any ingredients if there are no problems. I'm very skilled." Not bad."

"As you wish, it is the king's duty to accept the tribute from his subjects."

"Ha, feel free, this is what you said." Jonah was very happy, let's feel the power of chili, the ancients of Uruk!

……

I feel like I’m playing it off, the priest cut a lot of peppers, if you put them all in, people who can’t eat spicy food will breathe fire.Jonah looked worried at Kotomine Kirei's swift action of cutting the chili peppers. What reason should he find to spend him.

Fortunately, Tohsaka Tokiomi was woken up by choking, which was the perfect reason to dismiss him.

Taking advantage of the time when Kotomine Kirei was explaining to Tosaka Tokiomi, Jonah was full of joy and efficiency, and tried to finish the big meal before Kirei came back. Berserker also wanted to join, but was yelled away by Huo Zhigao.

"Go away, you don't want to stay in the same kitchen as the main body at the same time with my uncle around!"

Berserker left depressed. He also wanted to take advantage of cooking together to inquire about what kind of food Sakura likes to eat now. The highly intelligent substitute is really annoying.He Wei Gong has been in the culinary world for so many years, when did he do the thing of sitting and waiting for a meal, how can he fix it!

The dishes made by the master are quite delicious, take a chance to inquire about the recipes, there are so many dishes, there will always be something Sakura likes to eat.

Although a lot of chili is used, there are also many non-spicy dishes, and everyone can find their own taste.Oh, Tosaka Tokiomi-san is probably a little absent-minded, he has been hesitant to speak, his face is full of entanglements, he looks like he has something to say but just can't say it, in fact, everyone knows what he wants to ask.

Why the sudden backstab yesterday?Why do you want to die?Why am I unscathed even though I'm injured?etc.

Thinking about it in another way, it is actually quite difficult to ask. Shouldn’t the person who does the work take the initiative to explain this kind of thing? It’s really embarrassing for a magician who regards elegance as a dogma to ask.

However, it may be a bit gloating to say it, the elegant magician showed a tangled expression and sat down.

Berserker ate the second bowl of rice, made a cross in his heart, and confessed that he was happy because of Tohsaka Tokiomi's tangled expression.His gaze fell on the priest, and he found that he was deliberately sitting opposite Tokiomi Tohsaka, with several empty bowls already placed in front of him.

Hmm... Father, don't you have to be so obvious about your happy look!

Looking at the others, it's okay, their expressions are relatively normal.Except for this little episode, everyone had a very happy meal, and it would be even happier if they didn't have to wash the dishes.

Assassin appeared to solve this problem, assassin is really easy to use.

After the dinner party, Tohsaka Tokiomi, who was really unable to ask questions, probably had difficulty facing his ally who stabbed him in the back for the time being, so he found an excuse to go into the basement to study magic.

Others didn't feel much about it. The Master and Heroic Spirits, who had just had enough, lay down on the sofa to relax.

Gilgamesh was so excited that he took Kotomine Kirei to play games, saying that he wanted to let humans see how powerful the king is.The two fought fiercely, and the Kongtiao brothers sat side by side on the sofa, watching them play games while discussing the next plan.

Jonah suggested: "The Seven-Day Holy Grail War has only passed two days. Even if the battle is forcibly terminated, we can't leave Fuyuki for the time being. Now Fuyuki is safe. Let's let mother and children come to Fuyuki to play. The beach here is very good. "

Jotaro pondered, and felt that this proposal was feasible, and nodded: "I'll call later, and they will be there this evening as soon as possible, and we need to book a hotel in advance." Borrowed at Tohsaka Tokiomi's house.

"That's it. Let's book a hotel in the afternoon. Ask Lancer and Berserker to change into casual clothes and go. Wait..." Jonah thought of something, and his expression suddenly became serious, "Ni-chan, we have a very serious problem. Needs to be addressed."

"what?"

"Lancer's glorious appearance! This face has its own charm skills, and a lady with low magic resistance can't resist his magic power at all. Our family is ordinary people, and there is no magic resistance at all." If you don't deal with it properly, you will become Ken Nice second!

Lancer: "Master, I can keep reincarnating, and I promise not to cause trouble to you."

Jotaro didn't think in this direction at all: "No, it's not your problem." He patted Jonah, "Come on, let's ask Tohsaka Tokiomi if there is any way to remove the charm of that mole."

A professional magician should have a solution.

Facts have proved that professional magicians can't handle the settings of Heroic Spirit itself, otherwise Kenneth would not have been trapped in the triangle.

But it's not completely impossible. After learning about Kujo Brothers' request, Tosaka Tokiomi made a small magic dress, which can block most of the enchanting magic power, and the rest depends on the willpower of human beings themselves.

"It's enough, thank you." Jotaro thanked Tosaka Tokiomi.Leave the basement and post it to Lancer.Yes, you read that right, it’s a paste, the shape of this small magic dress is like a Band-Aid.

Jonah smiled and complained: "Even with a Band-Aid on it, this face is damn charming."

Lancer: ...