brother's bizarre adventure

After the Platinum Star Dolphin appeared on the stage, the Huozhixin frigate bird, which was flying around the sky with low IQ, stopped and swooped down on the dolphin, and landed on the head of the Platinum Star Dolphin.

"Ula Ula."

Platinum Star is not angry after being used as a resting place. He keeps his head out of the water and swims around Jotaro, following the rhythm of the happy bird of fire, and pulls and pulls together, like two repeating machines with strange shapes .

Jotaro was about to chase the bird away, he looked carefully at the bird's head, which looked happy, and was dumbfounded: "Why did the double look like this?" Eyes, eyes hurt a little.

Jonah glanced at this strange combination and said, "I've tried it, and it's not a double. In fact, this dream can't summon a double. These two are just background npcs, just like these sharks."

Jotaro reluctantly accepted this explanation, very well, his Platinum Star is still that hunk.But when Jonah mentioned sharks, he got a little pissed off.

"Why turn my dolphins into sharks, or this weird markings?"

"It's not a weird tabby, it's a tabby, a tabby!" Jonah emphasized loudly. "Don't you think these tabby sharks are cute."

"No, there are no tiger sharks on Earth." Jotaro tried to turn the sharks into dolphins.

While Jotaro was busy, Jonah glanced at his tail secretly, muttering: "There are no mermaids on earth." Damn, what kind of feel is this tail, I really want to get started.

"It's done, dolphins are more pleasing to the eye." After transforming the dream, Jotaro found that his brother was staring at the tail with strange eyes, "Damn it, you're welcome to stare at me again!"

"Hey, if you don't look at it, don't look at it, I will find a chance." Jonah looked away and swam towards the ruins of the shipwreck.It's not a problem to be soaked in the water all the time, it's strange, so let's reform it.

Sun umbrellas, swimming rings, a small table that can float, and some snacks, perfect.

Jonah arranged all these equipments and greeted Jotaro: "Ni-chan, let's sunbathe together. Let's treat it as a vacation." Going on vacation in a dream is also quite a novel experience.

"of course."

……

When Hei Ni left Emiya Kiritsugu's dream and came to the Kujo brothers' dream, he found that this place was no longer a nightmare.

Brother Kongtiao got a sun umbrella and two swimming rings from somewhere. The umbrella floated in the sky, and the two lay on the swimming rings, wearing sunglasses and drifting with the current.There is also a floating tray between the two of them, which contains everything from fat boy happy water, big watermelon, and iced cola.

A strange frigate bird stood on the head of a chubby dolphin, followed by a group of dolphins, who jumped out of the sea to perform from time to time.

Jonah clapped his hands: "Nice, beautiful! One more, one more."

The mermaid Kongtiao didn't speak. Half of his tail fell into the sea, and he raised his tail and then lowered it from time to time, causing waves of water to splash.

The two brothers are very relaxed and feel that this place is much more comfortable than a beach vacation. After all, there are no other people here, and you can see dolphins and mermaids.

"Ni Jiang, although I don't know what's going on, but this dream is very interesting, super nice."

"Yeah." Jotaro put his hands behind his head and looked at his own tail through the sunglasses.The tail is even more beautiful under the sun, colorful blue, so cool.Watching him, he began to think about why the mermaid tail had this effect, thinking about which kind of marine creature's scales it was referring to, and what kind of structure the scales were roughly designed to reflect this beautiful structural color.

I want to study what is going on when I publish a paper, so I beat a thief.

What a harmonious and friendly scene, normal people would not have the heart to destroy this scene.

However, the black mud in the crowd was not a normal person, it was very angry: "Damn it." The whole piece of mud twisted and twisted, and mud spots kept falling into the sea. Are you on vacation here, dreaming!"

The mud spots that fell into the sea began to transform the dream, the dolphin frigate bird disappeared, and the ocean turned into a desert.

Brother Kongtiao looked confused, who moved our dreams?

Hei Ni came out with a smile: "Outlanders who destroy the Holy Grail Advent Ceremony, feel the horror of nightmares!" By the way, although he transformed the dream, Jotaro's mermaid effect has not been removed, which means that this empty bar is now It's a fish trapped in the desert.Lying on the sand and not being able to move was so much fun, so much fun, so much fun.

Jonah ignored the black mud, and squatted beside Jotaro with a heartbroken expression: "The tail of the fish is dried up by the sun, it's dried up, ahhh." He was staring at the black mud, and quickly touched the tail with his hands, his eyes brightened, "Oh, I really feel it, nice!" It's cold, it really looks like a fish, how can I achieve such a real feeling? Yes, want to study.

Jotaro's face was dark, and he pulled Jonah's hand away with a tail: "Yeah, Kamawash!"

Jonah didn't take it seriously, and smiled cheerfully. He had already touched it, and it didn't matter if his tail was slapped.

"Hey, hello." Hei Ni pumped the sand flying all over the sky with his tentacles: "Are you all blind, you can't see me?"

Jonah turned around and stood up. When facing the black mud, his expression had been adjusted, and he clenched his fists with a murderous look on his face and strode forward: "You are the culprit who created this strange dream, you are too ugly. sleep, let’s beat him up first.”

The voice of the skill comes first before the person arrives, and the volume is the combat power. He shouted: "Ula Ula Ula Ula, vigorously ripple and sprint!"

"You..." Hei Ni's words were interrupted by his fist.

Jotaro, who witnessed the whole process, inexplicably remembered a time when Jonah said that Lu Yiyi made Chinese pastry for everyone. He raised his fist and hammered the dough for half an hour. is the enemy.Of course, these fists and ripples are not in vain, and the final finished noodles are very strong and delicious.

Hope the hammered black mud is okay.

No, Hei Ni felt that something was wrong with him.It's only half a minute, but every second is so long that it collapses into a puddle after the sound effects and punches stop, almost seeping into the sand.

A moment of carelessness caused him to be severely beaten, and the power left on Jotaro had to be withdrawn, and he came back to life, came back to life.Knowing that this guy can fight, I didn't expect to be able to fight so much. The effect of force is mutual. Don't you feel a headache? !

Of course, I don't feel a headache, but I am very happy.Jonah blows his fist and looks back at Jotaro.After the power left by the black mud disappeared, he had changed back to his original image, with a long windbreaker and a big hat, and his tail disappeared.

I don't know why, but I feel a little regretful after the tail disappears, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Turning his head and continuing to stare at Hei Ni: "You did indeed turn Ni Jiang into a mermaid. I guessed right. As long as you beat the culprit, the bad effects will disappear naturally."

The black mud seeped into the sand, recondensed into a human form not far away, and roared: "If you disagree with a word, do it, are you a monster with muscles in your brain!"

Jonah scolded back: "Who is the monster scolding?"

Hei Ni didn't change his mind for a while, and replied in seconds: "The monster scolded you!"

Jonah pointed it with one finger: "Haha, you admit it, you are a monster."

"Bastard!" The black mud was angry, and started to make a big move. As the black mud lodged in the holy grail, it actually has no physical attack ability, but it doesn't matter, it can use the power of the holy grail to use the ability of the heroic spirit, also known as copy and paste.

Blank note, don't blame me for being rude.The black mud sacrificed the strongest skill that has appeared so far in this Holy Grail War: King's Treasure.

"Eating me all over the sky to attack with weapons!" The black mud tentacles waved, and a huge wall of weapons appeared behind it.

Unlike Gilgamesh's golden skin, the black clay version of Wangcai is black.

"It looks like an evil god." Jonah commented, and then satirized Hei Ni, "Idiot, Wang Cai is really powerful, but don't you replay the plot of the Holy Grail War before you use your skills?" Cai, really imaginative.He looked at Jotaro, "Ni-chan."

Jotaro nodded to show his understanding, he supported the brim of his hat, pointed forward with one hand, and reproduced the classic posture: "The cafeteria pours hot sauce, smashing Varudo." It doesn't matter if the double can't appear, skills can still be used, and logic is not needed in dreams .

I saw that after the skill voice, Jotaro himself turned into a platinum star.The hair grows violently and floats up the hat, and the body grows rapidly like a balloon until all the clothes explode. This is not enough. The blue and purple color blocks automatically appear on the muscles, and the two-piece loincloth appears at the same time.Except for his face, Jotaro has completely turned into a platinum star, and the passionate bgm sounded.

Jotaro rushed forward with the platinum star, and hit the crazy Ola black mud in the time stop.

"Ola Ora Ora Ora."

Because it is in a dream, Jonah can also move in the time stop, and he can clearly see the scene of Jotaro's transformation.

"Although the clothes-breaking process is a bit eye-catching, I can't look away at all." Jonah was dumbfounded. "Fortunately, fortunately, I don't rely on a substitute to eat, and I don't need to change clothes."

Jotaro's transformation didn't last long. After the time stop ended, his body shape recovered, and his clothes and hats automatically returned to their original state. Everything was the same as before the time stop.He thought it was the same as in reality, and no one else could see the paused activity.

However, Jonah hesitated to speak, and then slapped his thigh and laughed wildly, which made him feel a little bad.

"Did you see it?" Jotaro panicked a little.

Jonah laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up: "No, no, I just suddenly remembered something funny."

"You really saw it!"

Jonah rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and ran away: "I didn't see it, I really didn't see it, you first push the black mud, stay here and don't walk around casually, I'm going to move a steamroller... come... come..."

This guy slipped so fast that he disappeared in a blink of an eye and could only hear a little sound at the end.

"Where is the steamroller in the desert, hum." Even so, Jotaro did not walk around randomly, as Jonah said, and concentrated on the Ola black mud. Whenever the black mud returned to his human form, he turned into platinum with his skills The star goes up to Euler.Jonah, the only one who can see the transformation state, has gone away. Jotaro has no psychological pressure, and he transforms when he should, without procrastination.

During the fifth transformation, a voice came from the sky: "Ni Jiang, get out of the way, I found the steamroller."

Jotaro looked up and felt that he saw dio, the same angle, the same posture, even the same type of road roller.He took a few steps back, away from the range of the roller, and heard Jonah yell out the familiar line: "Takizawa Rola!" Japanese is not enough, this guy then yelled again in English and Chinese, ah la la la Hit thieves.

Jonah jumped off the steamroller, every pore on his face was full of joy: "No wonder Dio wanted to do this at the beginning. It's really cool to fall from the sky and shout about his skills. Ni-chan, do you want to try it?"

Jotaro changed back to a human mentality, and replied: "No." If Jonah had chosen to stand on the steamroller to give a testimonial, he would not mind going up and beating up the famous scene.

As Jotaro transforms back, the time-stop effect ends, time begins to flow, and the black mud, the black mud has really turned into mud.

Jonah squatted beside the tire of the road roller, poking a small lump of slowly moving black mud: "Moses, Moses, are you still alive?"

The black mud changes shape, and a clay sculpture with a small hand holding a white flag appears.

"Nice!" Jonah stood up and lifted the roller with one hand like lifting a table. The roller rolled on the desert for several times before stopping. Strong, in reality, I still have to accumulate power for ten seconds before raising this kind of roller with both hands."

It's scary to lift the roller with both hands, okay?Kneading the dough with ripples is weird enough, don't use the ripple buff to lift the roller!

Jotaro blocked the way out of the black mud, and looked down at the puddle from a height: "Say, who are you, and what are you trying to do by dragging us into a dream?"

Heini's voice was weak: "You hit me so many times, can't you have a better attitude? Forget it, I hope you have a good attitude, it's better to hope that the Holy Grail War will continue. Listen carefully..." Heini raised a white flag from the clay sculpture Become the original human form.

"No plans, just come here to inform the masters that this Holy Grail War is over, and the heroic spirits will be placed in the present world for the time being, and they will automatically return when their magic power is not enough." After saying this, it rushed out of the encirclement of Kujo Brothers and ran While dancing with hands and feet, "Goodbye, you two, bah, I don't want to see you any more, hahahaha, I'm going to have a good time in the next master's dream, and get back the place..."

The black mud figure disappeared, and the dream began to fade.

Jonah: "It seems that this dream is about to wake up. I don't know if we will remember these things after we wake up."

"You'll know when you wake up."

"Right."

……

Jonah lifted the quilt and stared blankly at the sunlight coming through the curtains for a full minute.Huozhi happily popped up and asked, "What are you doing, you're sleepy."

"No, I had a strange dream." I still remember it quite clearly, and after waking up, my thinking became clearer. He guessed that the black mud was the polluted holy grail.

After a brief wash, Jonah found Kotomine Kirei who was exercising Bajiquan in the courtyard.

"Kirei, have you received the notification that the Holy Grail War has ended?"

"I seem to have had a strange dream, but I can't remember the content clearly. I only know that someone is saying that this Holy Grail War is over. It seems that the operation of the Little Holy Grail has been successful."

"That's it, it's okay, you continue to exercise."

"Oh."

Jonah walked back, thinking as he walked, Kotomine Kirei didn't have the memory of the dream, but he still had it, and he remembered it quite clearly, what was the difference.One of them is a magician, and the other is outside the magic system.Then the answer came out, the Holy Grail can only affect the dream memory of magicians, while non-magicians have limited influence.

That, doesn't it mean that Jotaro also remembers.

Hey, I have an idea to try.

Jonah walked into the room excitedly, just in time to see Jotaro coming downstairs after finishing cleaning.Immediately implement the plan, his eyes kept sweeping towards his calf.Jotaro looked furious, and frowned: "What are you looking at?"

"See if it's a fish tail."

Jotaro clenched his fists.

Jonah praised in his heart, the case was solved, and Jotaro also remembered that strange dream.

Started to die: "Ni Jiang, I touched the tail." Now that I think about it, the feeling is not a fish, but the feel of the metal edge of the bed. The dream automatically beautifies and distorts the feeling.

Jotaro let go of his fist and took a deep breath: "Splash the hot sauce in the cafeteria and hit Varudo." This time Jotaro did not transform into a platinum star, but the real platinum star appeared on the stage. He punched the brother who didn't open the pot and lifted the pot.

"Damn it, you actually stop beating people while you're driving, look at me." Jonah rolled up his sleeves, "Speed ​​double-A ripple sprint, Ulla Ula Ula Ula Ula!"

"Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola!"

Hearing the movement, Kotomine Kirei leaned over to look, and said calmly, "Don't break the handrail of the stairs, the teacher likes that handrail very much."

Jonah spared a bit of energy to reply Kotomine Kirei during the fistfight: "Don't worry, no, you go and do your work. I'll make a big meal later to celebrate the end of the Holy Grail War."

Kotomine Kirei: "I want a large portion of chili."

"no problem."

Kotomine Kirei left satisfied, and continued to unleash the power of Bajiquan on the trees in the Tohsaka family courtyard.

After Jonah answered, he continued to fight Jotaro.

Ulla Ulla Ulla Ulla.

Ola Ola Ola Ola.

What a harmonious and beautiful brotherhood.