brother's bizarre adventure

At [-]:[-] p.m., Jo’s family, who were on vacation in Tokyo, arrived in Fuyuki. The car hadn’t stopped yet, the rear window was rolled down, and Xu Lun was sitting in the arms of Anna Kujo, also known as Mrs. Kujo, waving and shouting.

"Dad, Dad."

Jonah touched Jotaro with his shoulder: "Ni-chan, do you still have to be stunned in this situation, go ahead."

Jotaro clicked his tongue and stepped forward: "Xu Lun, don't stick your head out, it will hurt you." He opened the door and hugged the baby in one go, and when he was holding the baby, he even gave his wife a close kiss.

"Damn it!" Jonah sighed when he saw this scene, "A married man is amazing." However, his emotions didn't last long. After Anna got off the car, two children sitting next to him ran out and called their father even louder. , with bouncing and bouncing.

Catch one with one hand: "Gioluno, Sakura, come and raise one hand high, Daddy~" At least he surpassed Jotaro in the number of babies, so he felt comfortable.

Lancer, who was on the sidelines, looked shocked, and asked, "Does the master already have a child? He looks like he's not much older than Kenneth."

Berserker stared at Sakura, and said casually: "Of course, they are not magicians. It is normal to get married and have children." Speaking of this, he suddenly wanted to play tricks to see Lancer's reaction.

"How old do you think the eldest son of the master is?"

Although they are called masters, they are not confused.

Although Lancer thought it was a little strange for Jonah to have two children at such a young age, he didn't think about adopting them, because the two children are like "father" to some extent, and they look like a family when they walk together.

He looked at it for a while and shook his head without guessing the age.

Berserker: "The older one is eight years old, and the younger one is six years old."

Lancer reversed the timeline based on Jotaro's age, and concluded that Jonah had to have a girlfriend at the age of 15 at the latest before he could have an 24-year-old child at the age of 8.

Horror, horror!

Berserker looked at Lancer's expression and felt inexplicably happy, ha.

……

The family checked into the hotel smoothly, and the children were tired from the car ride, so they went to bed after playing around for a while after dark.Jonah and Jotaro accompanied the two Mrs. Kujo to go shopping in the downtown area of ​​Fuyuki Shinto. They were responsible for paying the bill, and the two heroic spirits were responsible for carrying it. It was a perfect combination of shopping and shopping.

Fortunately, He Li and Anna Kongtiao were only stunned for a moment after seeing Lancer, what to do next, and there was no such thing as falling in love at first sight and then creating a bloody love triangle. Lancer was very happy and relaxed about this, and praised Tohsaka Tokiomi's magic ability.

Jotaro and Jonah don't think it's all thanks to the Velcro. The men from their Jo family are very attractive. Ladies, the Jo family won't be easily seduced by a pretty boy on the roadside, even if the handsome guy has a charm attribute.

When I was about to go back, I heard a young man passing by say that there is a new bar nearby. It is said that it is very suitable for the taste of young people. You must not miss it when you come to Fuyuki.

Jonah looked at the advertisement posted in the mall, and became a little interested in it, and asked He Li: "Mom, do you want to go together?" Although Mom may not go, there is always nothing wrong with asking.If I go, I can brag with my friends in the future. I took my mother to nightclubs and bars. It was a great experience.

"No, bars are all the same, noisy."

"Mom, how do you know so much about bars?" Jonah was shocked. Hearing what his mother meant, not only had she been there, but she also knew a lot about bars, which he had never seen in his daily life!

"Your grandfather's company has several bars, and I often went there when I was young. At that time, your father was studying at the American Conservatory of Music, and happened to be a part-time resident band member at Joestar Bar. He was best at jazz. We met by chance. "He Li showed a nostalgic expression, "I didn't expect to become a well-known Japanese jazz musician later. Time flies so fast. I am the first to listen to the songs he made."

It was the first time for Brother Kongtiao to know that his father, who was away from home all the year round, had such a past, and he didn't know what expression to put on his face for a while.

He Li pushed Brother Kong Tiao out: "Go, go, Jonah might be able to make new friends in the bar, my brother is already married, brother has to work hard!"

Jonah pushed Jotaro away and winked: "Ni-chan, you can stay, it's not appropriate for a married man to go to a bar."

Anna Kujo took Jotaro's hand and imitated the Japanese address: "Ananda, have you forgotten our first meeting?"

Jotaro was obviously not used to his wife being so Japanese suddenly, the goosebumps on his arms flashed, he thought for a while and said, "Let's go together."

Anna put a smile on her face immediately: "I hope your dancing skills haven't deteriorated." She walked out holding Jotaro's hand.

Jonah froze in place, sister-in-law's words were very informative.In the next second, the expression on his face was replaced by excitement.When Jotaro fell in love, he didn't pay much attention at all. He only knew that this guy suddenly became mysterious. He often used excuses to go out to investigate marine life and didn't have a home. After a while, he suddenly announced that he was going to get married, and the whole family was shocked.

Today, I might be able to know a little bit about what Jotaro did back then.

Before leaving, I still remember to say hello to He Li: "Mom, we are leaving. I will send all the things back to the hotel. If there is anything to do, call us, goodbye."

Holly waved: "Have fun."

On the way to the bar, I met a golden archer pressing the road. I heard that they were going to the bar, so I went with them without saying a word.

Jonah knowingly asked: "Archer, won't Tohsaka-san be very distressed when you go out every day?"

Archer in casual clothes dismissed it: "The king will not be stumbled by his servants."

"Yes Yes Yes."

The waiter opened the bar door, and the noisy voice immediately rang in my ears.

Anna and Kujo Jotaro didn't feel uncomfortable in the face of this environment. They found a place with few people and danced to the music. The handsome men and the beautiful women were very eye-catching.

On the dance floor, young people with colorful hair stopped their frenzied dancing and gave way to the venue, applauding from time to time.

Jonah stood at the bar and complained to Huo Zhigao: "I'm so stupid, I should have known earlier, the lady who can take down the bad boy Kujo Jotaro will not be an ordinary person."

You must know that Jotaro yelled at Yakamaise to almost every girl in his class in high school, and this ideal type is actually Yamato Nadeko.Before Anna and Jotaro got married, they had nothing to do with Yamato Nadeko in terms of nationality or personality.

Huo Zhigao agreed deeply: "They danced quite well together. They are talented in dancing to this rhythm in rock music. Why don't you go, I remember you are very good at disco dancing."

Jonah drank the wine in the glass in one gulp: "No, I'm not going." The movie of two people, he was stupid to insert it.

Gilgamesh, who was also watching at the bar, imitated Jonah, took a sip, took a sip, and spit it out: "What kind of rubbish is this? In Uruk, people who pay tribute to this kind of wine will be forked out by the guards." .”

Jonah hahaha: "Archer, this is beer, the most popular alcohol in modern times."

Gilgamesh's expression was instantly filled with barrage: Do you modern people drink this kind of garbage?

The wine he got at Tohsaka Tokiomi and Kotomine Kirei's house was obviously not bad.

This question is not easy to explain, so Jonah skipped it directly: "Since Archer doesn't like beer, I invite you to drink something else. Waiter, have a bottle of vodka."

"Archer, this is a modern spirit. One glass can make an average adult drunk. Let's compete to see who can drink till the end."

Gilgamesh pushed the cup over: "This game is interesting, and I will never lose."

Jonah filled the wine glass and chatted happily about Huozhi: "As before, remember to use the root system to absorb all the alcohol." Then drain the alcohol while going to the bathroom, so that the wine is like water, how much you want to drink How much to drink.

Huo Zhi happily complained: "No way, you also use this trick when playing with Heroic Spirits?" The crumbs of using a double to cheat and fight for drinks at the bar.

"You don't understand, you have to use the substitute ability to cheat when you are facing Heroic Spirits, otherwise, how can humans drink more than Heroic Spirits." Jonah picked up the wine glass and clinked with Gilgamesh, and continued to chat privately, "Hurry up, hurry up, It's about to start. I'm going to drink Kim Picka down today, hahaha."

Berserker and lancer stood side by side watching the two masters fight and dance together and fight for wine, which was very novel.Is this the world beyond the magician? I love it. Love it.

Glass after glass, a bottle of vodka was quickly drained, Jonah motioned to Gilgamesh as if nothing happened: "Archer, come again?"

Gilgamesh put the wine glass on the table heavily: "Come again!" I can't believe it, this king can lose to a human in the wine competition.

"One more bottle, not two bottles of vodka." Pushing the bottle over, "It's too boring to use a glass, let's use a bottle."

"Hmph, look at me."

Pick up the wine bottle and go straight to it.

The two were so happy that the eyeballs of the other drinkers almost popped out. This is a high concentration of vodka, so it is not afraid of causing alcohol poisoning.It's a ton of a bottle and a half, and the two of them are still fine, monster, monster.The others held their glasses and moved away from one position, fearing that the two of them would drink up and pull passers-by to drink too.

"Pause, pause." Jonah raised his hand to signal.

Gilgamesh: "Oh, are you going to admit defeat?"

"No, wait a minute, I'm going to the bathroom."

"Tch, I thought you were going to admit defeat." Gilgamesh played with the empty wine glass on the bar.

Jonah showed a smile suitable for a nightclub bar: "How come, I can still drink a case!" Cheating with a substitute is so confident hahaha.

Gilgamesh looked at Jonah's leaving figure and snorted coldly: "A box, is this guy a wine barrel!"

Jonah said that there are substitutes cheating, not to mention wine barrels, wine tanks can let you see and see.

After drinking for half an hour, Gilgamesh quit: "This wine is wrong, there must be something wrong, my king saw that you didn't react at all, no!"

"Then you can choose what you want to drink."

"Hmph." Gilgamesh took out two glasses of amber-colored wine from his treasury while no one was paying attention, "This is the wine brewed by Dionysus. One drop can make a mortal sleep for a whole day. If you drink a cup, you will get drunk, do you want to drink?"

"Drink!" Jonah took one of the glasses of wine and raised his glass, "Cheers."

Fill up the momentum first, chat privately about the joy of fire before drinking, to make sure everything is safe: "Small fire, small fire, can this level of wine withstand it?"

"Yes, at worst, I will grow a fruit to store all the alcohol." Plants are so versatile.

"Nice, Brother Huo, God forever." After boasting about his substitute, Jonah sighed with confidence.

Gilgamesh is the same, and then they start staring and staring, waiting for the other to get drunk first and fall head over heels.

Jonah noticed that Archer's face was turning red, and his eyes were gradually losing focus. He raised his index finger and smiled: "Archer, you're drunk."

Gilgamesh, who clearly felt that his consciousness was a little unclear, gritted his teeth: "My lord, I actually lost to a human... You wine barrel..." Before he finished speaking, the fragments of consciousness fell on the bar.

Jonah quickly put his hand on Archer's head to prevent him from bumping into him, and then gently pulled out his hand to put him away. He commented: "This wine is really spicy. Fortunately, I have the ability to stand in." He laughed happily, "It turned out to be the Put your collection down, hahahahaha."

Huozhi happily complained: "People who drink water all the time are not qualified to say that."

Jonah said confidently: "There is no difference between having the ability not to use it and salted fish!"

"crumbs."

……

Dionysus' wine was really strong, and Gilgamesh didn't wake up until the Kujo brothers were about to leave.

No way, Jonah had no choice but to send the person back to Tohsaka's house in person.After Tosaka Tokiomi opened the door, he learned that Archer and Jonah were drinking together, and after drinking himself down, his expression was very funny.

Jonah: Pleasure~ I will do this next time I have the chance!