brother's bizarre adventure

The persecution of the Master, no, the financial plan to make money to save the church will not be abandoned because of a small loophole. Jonah, whose brain hole is bigger than the crater on the surface of the moon, quickly came up with a new plan. This time, not only will he not be persecuted By myself, I can also take into account both viewing and feasibility, and maybe even bring a sum of income to the Fuyuki government, which can be said to serve multiple purposes.

So, what exactly is the idea?

It's racing.

"Kirei." Jonah raised his hand to summon the priest who was standing in the corner watching the play, "I came up with a brand new idea."

Kotomine Kirei's expression was shocked, Jonah's idea, no matter whether it can be used or not, has the same characteristics, it is very interesting and very pleasant.Immediately ignoring the red and blue heroic spirits, he raised his foot and walked in the direction of Jonah.Heroic spirits and masters who were fighting were also very curious when they heard this, they all stopped their movements and conversations, and collectively saluted.

The originally noisy prayer room suddenly fell silent, only the crisp footsteps of the priest, combined with everyone's attention, there was an inexplicably weird atmosphere.

"What are you doing, why are you looking at me like that?" Jonah stared back.

Saber said with a serious face: "Kujo-san, you weren't like this last time, what happened ten years ago." Last time, I was a reliable partner who beat Einzbern and snatched the child together. Others may not feel that teammates have become sand sculptures, but Saber thinks the contrast is a bit big.

"Everything is fine, nothing happened." Jonah scratched his head, talking about what he remembered, and replied, "Killing three bosses counts as something happened?" The office worker, the boss of Mafia, the king of ghosts, ya ya ya, I don’t think it’s an interesting life to list it out.

Saber didn't know what to imagine, her expression became more and more serious: "I understand."

"Hey, what do you understand? This tone sounds as if I have experienced some cruel battle." Jonah explained the situation, trying to dispel the misunderstanding in Saber's mind, "Although the three bosses can reverse time, jump time, play with space, I can wipe out my teammates at any time, but it's actually very easy to play, you see, I'm fine now."

It's okay not to say, the more you describe, the darker it becomes.What is clearly stated is the truth, but to the ears of people who do not understand the specific situation, it is more like the situation where the brain automatically beautifies the memory after going through a cruel battle.

Rin Tohsaka was shocked: "Sakura, is Mr. Kujo's life so dangerous?"

"Hmm..." Sakura fell into deep thought, and wanted to say that it wasn't the case. Dad is very powerful. It's nothing at all to close the bottom boss. But after thinking about it carefully, the person who clearly knew something wrong was Dad, and those experiences were really dangerous. , nodded, "Yes, it's dangerous."

"Sakura." Jonah hammered the table, how could he dismantle his father's table in front of his friends, how could he repair it.

"Father." Sakura grabbed Jonah's hand, and in order to prevent him from pulling it out, she deliberately used the strength of the Ripple Warrior, "Don't put yourself in a dangerous situation just because you are a healer, if... we will be very distressed. "No one will be lucky all the time. If Dad continues to wave like this, even if he is treated, he will overturn the car. No, he has already overturned, or twice. Although Kim Picka hates it, it is a warning given by the big universe to some extent. Seriously, don't go on like this.

Jonah looked at Sakura's expression and was dumbfounded: "I just said an interesting idea, how did things become like this?"

Jotaro patted his head: "Sakura is right, this is the last time, don't take any more dangerous adventures in the future, even if you get involved passively." A student, how interesting, running to dangerous places all day long.

"Hey, now one of you is like an old father and the other is like an old mother. Obviously I am the old father!" Jonah complained, always feeling that the world line suddenly jumped, and if you put yourself in a dangerous situation, you will be ahead of time. What's the matter with killing your aura? Is this the serious jo family? It's so terrifying.

"But Dad is younger than me now, and he doesn't even have the strength to pull out his hands." Sakura smiled and squeezed the hands of the young Jonah, showing a kind smile.

"There's something wrong with you." Jonah turned his head and looked at Kotomine Kirei, who had already walked over and was watching silently, "Kirei, quickly give each of them a calm magic. A magic attack must be a magic attack!"

"Okay." The priest smiled, and the priest was happy.

"When Dad recovers, I will take good care of Dad." Sakura let go of her hand, with a firm expression on her face.If the filming here is a young man, there must be a narration that fits the protagonist's setting, "At this moment, xx has made a resolution, and will definitely not let..."

Jotaro has the same attitude, but now he is used to keeping things in his heart, and his expression looks quite calm, not as obvious as Sakura.However, he did not stop Sakura's behavior itself represented an affirmative position.

Jonah looked at Jotaro and then at Sakura, and murmured, "There are such troublesome things when you become smaller. You guys are really overreacting. When I recover, I will let you see what invincibility is."

Kotomine Kirei quietly waited for the Kujo family to finish their communication, and asked, "What new idea?"

"Oh, I almost forgot, it's like this..." Jonah explained the irrationality of the plan to debut as an idol, and proposed to hold a racing competition between masters. The participating vehicles are determined by lottery, and the program effect is not guaranteed. The types of racing cars include but are not limited to bicycles, toy cars, ordinary cars, and racing cars.

"How about it, isn't it amazing, hahahahaha."

"It's really interesting." Kotomine Kirei agreed, but he worried, "Racing around Fuyuki, such a large-scale project may not be successfully completed by the Church."

"It's ok." Jonah was full of confidence, "If it's another situation, it's definitely not possible, but after experiencing the Berserker incident, I've made sure of one thing, we're in the fantasy carnival crew, and it's impossible for this crew to have everything It could happen!"

Kotomine Kirei:? ? ?

I can understand every word and I can't understand the meaning at all when I put them together. I imagine what a carnival is.

Aware of the priest's doubts, Jonah comforted him: "Don't worry, it's completely fine. If you don't believe me, you can ask them if they would like to play racing. It's very interesting."

Kotomine Kirei looked at the past one by one according to his words, maybe it was the absurd idea of ​​debuting as an idol, or maybe it was the will of the universe in the dark, and the masters accepted the car very well.

Tohsaka Rin: "Sakura drives so well, I can't fall behind, I must get the first place!"

Illya: "I can bring my own car."

Shirou Emiya: "It's great that we don't have to fight to decide the winner."

"Shirou, it's just an ordinary game, not a variant of the Holy Grail War."

"I just sigh, Saber, don't expose me."

Jonah likes it: Look, the fantasy carnival crew has its own buffs, and all unreasonable things will be automatically ignored. Let's start, the fifth Holy Grail War racing duel!

All disbanded, Jonah returned to the empty house with three Command Spells full of joy, which contributed to the new plot, watched a wave of Gimpicas bound by the Command Spells in front of the desk, happily washed and slept, and imagined his own tomorrow A new and better life.

However, when I woke up the next day, I was not happy and beautiful, but frightened.

Unscrewing the door, Jonah was sleepy: "I woke up, today... Well, how come the smell of breakfast at home, Sakura, did you make it?"

Familiar voice: "Si Guoyi, although I have seen the photos, but I actually saw them, it is really...nice!"

Jonah:?

He vaguely heard Xu Lun's voice, so he must have not woken up yet.

Another familiar voice: "Dad, I made it. It's my first time doing it. I don't know if it suits my taste."

Not only Xu Lun, but also Giorno, is this sleepy dream so strange, don't see them now, wake up quickly.

"Dad, be careful. There is a table ahead." Jonah, who was in a sleepwalking state, was held back to avoid bumping into the table. He thanked politely, "Thank you." Three golden donuts appeared in the field of vision, and under the donuts was Familiar with jo emerald eyes, so real, he thought.

"Dad, are you surprised?" A Mickey hairstyle squeezed into view, smiling extremely happily.

Jonah touched the donut, then patted Mickey's head, his eyes widened, it seemed that it was not a dream, but real.Realizing this, he rushed back to the room without saying a word.When he turned around, he saw Jotaro leaning against the wall with a smile on his lips, as if he had been watching silently for a long time.

Pointing his thumb down while running, with a fierce expression: "Xi Nei!"

The door closed with a bang, lying on the bed with the pillow covering his face, his mind was full of the words "Damn".The image of my uncle as a reliable father is gone, damn it!

Xu Lun's suppressed and excited voice came from outside the door: "Dad, we have seen it, don't hide."

Jonah raised his head and roared, "You guys have been laughing all the time, and you haven't stopped at all."

"No, I'm not smiling. Giorno, did you see me smiling?"

Definitely: "No."

Jonah didn't believe their nonsense. If he didn't find it interesting, how could he have traveled all the way from Florida to Fuyuki? The two addresses are less than half a world apart!So the question is, how would they know the situation.

Although Jotaro likes to watch the excitement in secret, he will not take the initiative to tell the children about this kind of thing. Kim Picka is not so boring, and after ruling out all the impossible, there is only one possibility in the end-Sakura-chan.

"It can't be repaired." Jonah slammed the pillow hard, "My kawaii cherry sauce is broken, and I started to tease my father."

Huo Zhixin touched the main body and looked childish and went crazy. Seeing this, he couldn't stand it anymore, so he popped up and hit the back of his head: "Hey, it's almost done. Do you really think of yourself as a child? A macho man hitting a pillow is very hot."

"Am I a hunk now?" Jonah sat up and stared at the stand-in.

"In my heart, you have always been a hunk." The two heads were so happy that they spoke nonsense in a serious manner.

Normally, Jonah would just ignore it, or even give him a blank stare, but he gave up thinking, and his IQ plummeted, so he ate it very much. A real hunk is not afraid of any adjustments, isn't it just being seen by the children in this state, as long as I firmly believe that I am a father, I am a father, go!"

Open the door and rush out in a hurry.

"Gioluno, Xu Xu, come and give me a hug."

Huo Zhixiu stopped where he was: this silly robe.

After complaining about the main body, Man Youyou floated out of the room, and saw one silly robe turned into three silly robes. Xu Lun exuded the aura of "old father" all over his body, and asked her old father what he wanted to play and if he wanted to accompany him.

Giorno was better, but the corners of his upturned mouth were not flattened, which showed the joy in his heart.

"Yeah, yeah." Huo Zhigao sighed, and wanted to continue teasing the main body, but suddenly he was caught by a big hand.Look up, grass, platinum star.

Platinum smiled: "Oula!" My stupid Oudodo, you finally came out.

The two avatars with similar color schemes and shapes looked at each other in this strange way, and stared wide-eyed.It's actually quite interesting to ignore the weird size comparison of the giant gripper.

It's just that one of the two was grinning very happily, while the other was dumbfounded.

"Ola." Wake up.

"Ah?" Huo Zhigao blinked, regretted in his heart, only caring about the main body, forgetting that there was Jotaro who was watching a play next to him, seeing himself being "held in the palm" by Platinum Star, and seeing being "held in the palm" by Xu Lun and Giorno coaxed the ontology to laugh happily, and realized one thing—it was me who was making the joke, oh!