brother's bizarre adventure

The church, the prayer room, the master with different expressions, or the heroic spirit who watched the drama silently standing on one side in a concave posture in the form of a spirit child, and the priest standing at the front turned off the Bible and said solemnly: "The basic situation is So, please debut and become idols.”

Illya picked out her ears and asked Emiya Shirou who was sitting next to him: "Shirou, are we dreaming, otherwise how could we hear the priest speak words that he understands every word and can't even comprehend at all."

Emiya Shiro's eyes straightened: "I don't know, it's afternoon, and we're not sleeping."

"That's illusion magic." Ilya was sure, pointing to the few empty people in the back row, "If it wasn't for illusion, why would Sakura call a child daddy, why would we go to church for no reason to listen to this priest's nonsense, today is A rare vacation." Whoever has nothing to do rushes to the church to listen to Father Joy's nonsense during the vacation.

"But." Emiya Shirou's mind was in a mess, and he felt that what Illya said made sense, but he also felt that something was wrong.

Saber cut off the seat in front of her with a sword, and said seriously, "Shirou, Illya, after my test, we are not a dream or an illusion, but a reality."

"How can there be such an outrageous thing in reality!" Emiya Shirou wailed, and pushed Rin Tohsaka who was sitting next to him, "Tohsaka-san, what do you think, Tohsaka-san, what's wrong with you!"

Like a robot exposed to too much information, Tohsaka Rin was stuck in his mind and couldn't get back up. Following Emiya Shirou's call, he slowly recovered and blinked.His expression changed from numb to ferocious, and without thinking about what to say, he rushed out of his seat like the wind, and threw a loving Bajiquan at Kotomine Kirei's face, with no elegance at all, and his tone was fierce: "You Mapo priest, Have you messed up your mind with chili peppers? It’s a rare vacation that calls us all over for such a reasonless thing. Idol, idol, you are also the master, why don’t you make your debut and become an idol.” Both fists Out, there is no elegant aura of the Tohsaka family, obviously very angry.

Archer manifested, and waited for Rin to beat up Father Mapo until his nose bleeds before going up to fight with a smile: "Rin, calm down."

"If you say such things again, I will kill you." The body was held up, unable to punch, Tohsaka Rin still did not give up the attack, and kicked the foot very inelegantly, Archer almost dragged the violent master away from the attack scope.

The priest who was beaten wiped his nosebleed like nothing happened, he still had that expressionless face, and even took out his camera to take a picture: "Rin, this look is not elegant at all, Master Tokiomi will be disappointed when he sees it." Yang Yang held the camera in his hand, threatening The meaning is very obvious.

"Archer, kill him." Tohsaka Rin calmed down, pinching the knuckles of his fingers, and an atmosphere light representing blackening appeared around him.

Archer entered the fighting state, with two knives in hand, murderous: "Yes, Master!"

The battle is imminent.

Having experienced the excitement of debuting and becoming an idol, the masters present were very calm about the scene of the Tohsaka family fighting each other, and even wanted to applaud.

Saber put away the weapon she just used to hack the seat: "Rin, come on!"

Elijah: "Come on!"

Emiya Shirou covered his face: "Everyone..." But when he thought of debuting and becoming an idol, Chunliang, such as a righteous partner, couldn't help but get angry, raised his fist, "Archer, come on!"

It is really complicated to be shouted for cheer by the self who wants to kill. Archer sighed, and rushed towards the priest with a knife.

The attack was stopped, and the blue spearmen showed their figures, and fierce sparks sparked between the spears and knives.

Lancer: "Hey, Archer, be serious. Although I hate this guy, I can't let you really kill him."

Archer: "Sorry, it's not just the Master's order, I also want to kill this priest."

Draw a knife and fight, Lancer blocks and blocks, does not use magic power, it is just a simple fight, the prayer room is like a stage for a stage play, and the program is full of effect.

Jonah Seal clapped his hands: "It has appeared. Archers have been fighting in close combat since ancient times, nice!"

Kotomine Kirei took a few steps back, stood in the corner and gave the place to the red and blue heroic spirits, and clapped his hands perfunctorily: "Well, it's wonderful."

"How can I repair it? I'm fighting, and you're watching a show." Lancer put away his weapon and grabbed the priest's collar, "You heretic priest, do you have any conscience at all? I'll let Archer kill you now, and then Find someone else to be the master!" When he said this, his eyes fell on Jotaro, expecting to receive a response.

Unmoved, Jotaro waved his hands, clearly expressing an attitude: Thank you, I am not interested in Heroic Spirits.It's not enough, the platinum star pops out, thumbs down: don't even think about that kind of thing.

Lancer's lasagna kelp tears in his heart: Why, the Holy Grail just doesn't want to give me a chance to be lucky C, how can I repair it!

Kotomine Kirei untied the collar he was caught in, and reminded Lancer who was staring at others in a daze: "The attack is behind you, if you don't want to die, hurry up and recover."

"Damn it." Not knowing whether he was scolding Yanfeng or himself, Lancer swore and turned around to fight back.Clang clang clang, the red and blue heroic spirits fought together again.

Jonah took out a handful of fruit, knocked on it and said with emotion: "This battle scene is good, and the talent show used as an idol will definitely sell a lot of tickets. This is the correct way to start the Holy Grail War, and it will be more exciting."

"Dad." Sakura, who was sitting next to her, had a helpless expression on her face, "You must have brought up the matter of debuting and becoming an idol."

"Yes." Jonah patted his chest proudly, but it's a pity that he is not a muscular man now, otherwise he would have the effect of a gorilla hammering his chest. Idols can make a lot of money just from the tickets, and they can definitely solve the church's financial problems in one fell swoop."

Ying Baoman twisted his expression: "Dad, things like idols are not so simple. You don't usually watch idol performances, so you don't know anything about it." There must be something wrong with Kim Picka's rejuvenating potion, which caused Dad's IQ to drop. This kind of whimsical idea came out, and more importantly, the priest didn't know where his brain was pumped, and he agreed to this idea that was very unreliable at first sight.

"Mr. Jotaro." Sakura looked at the strong man sitting on the other side of Jonah, "Why don't you stop Dad from saying such a thing."

Jotaro looked away from the fighting red and blue heroic spirits, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "Since it is a plan that is impossible to succeed, there is no need to stop it." It's so interesting why the whole theater audience stopped.Platinum Star, who rejected Lancer in the air, did not return to the main body, and floated in place to watch the Heroic Spirit stage-style battle performance, and touched a fruit from Jonah's hand from time to time, with a happy smile on his face.

Kujo Jotaro, although he seems to be a calm doctor of oceanography now, and has the title of the best tutor among the students, but in fact this is a high school student who changed his school uniform, stuffed tires in his shoulders (not), and painted Araki on his face There are two wires (not) and two belts. When fighting, I don’t smile and my avatar smiles happier than anyone else. What’s wrong with a bad person who likes to watch the excitement, that’s right!

Sakura easily understands the underlying meaning in Jotaro's words, and hides her face: "Yeah, yeh." After listening to Hikyuki's happy talk about the Kujo brothers' feats when they were young, it really shouldn't be expected.It is understandable for Mr. Jotaro to watch the excitement. Why is the priest, this issue must be clarified.

"Father, how did you convince Yanfeng-sang of such an unreliable idea?"

"Because the success rate is really high." Jonah still had that confident expression on his face, as if everyone would make their rap debut tomorrow and the tickets sold out and the financial crisis would be lifted.

"Dad, don't be kidding me."

"No kidding." Jonah changed his expression from funny to serious, and seriously talked about the feasibility of debuting as an idol to save the church's financial crisis, "We all know that abnormal forces will interfere with the real world. Please come with the right buff, and you will be successful."

Sakura's face was expressionless: "Dad, speak human language."

"Cough. Don't worry, wait until I finish talking slowly." Jonah flicked a finger, with a calculating light in his eyes, "Of course it is impossible to make a simple debut, but we can add one person in, Jin Pickup."

"Golden Pika?" Sakura wondered, "Although the blond boy is very interesting, this alone will not make his debut successful."

"It's not as simple as letting him join the team for a talent show. Kim Picka has a golden rate, and has the effect of not being confused by money at any time. We put him in the team, and then name him as the team leader, bank account, team legal person, etc. They all use his name. Under the effect of the golden rate, the will of the universe will definitely make him make money, and making money means that our idol debut plan will be successful. How about this method? Is the success rate very high after adding Golden Pickup? !"

Kim Picka, who didn't want to make a fuss and was drawing a dark manuscript: "Ah Choo!" Rubbing his nose, "Who is talking about me? It must be empty, damn empty!" Wang's face showed a fierce light, and his back represented blackening The background rose, "Hey, I can't solve you, can't I solve the rum sauce?" He picked up his paintbrush and started to work.

After the Holy Grail War ended and all the heroic spirits returned to the throne of the heroic spirits, there has always been a legend among the readers of Dark Horse Monkey Shochu that Rum must owe Jill a lot of money, and the persecution can be seen in every close-up screen, ahhhhhh .

The camera zoomed back to the church, and hearing what Jonah said, Sakura almost bent forward in frustration, and used the golden rate of the golden pickup to increase the success rate of her debut. Method.

"Dad, I don't think debuting as an idol will work." Sakura tried to convince Kujo, who had a sudden whim, "If you debut as an idol, no matter how strong the golden rate is, it's impossible to make everyone popular within seven days. This is a matter that takes time. The idea of ​​running slowly."

"It's okay, take your time, my uncle has plenty of time." Jonah didn't realize the seriousness of the matter.

Sakura: "Then dad will also come on stage to sing and dance rap and become an idol? After seven days, dad will return to adulthood." Although I have seen 195 hunk play cosplay, but when I think of hunk performing on stage in front of a group of otaku obsessed with idols, I feel Is there something wrong with this world?That kind of scene can only happen in hell.

Jonah: ...? !

Wait, he suddenly realized a very important issue. When persecuting other masters, he seemed to forget himself, instinctively thinking that he would be an audience rather than a member.Gan, is this the IQ reduction debuff brought by the hatchlings?

So terrifying.

Poked Jotaro: "Jotaro, did you know this a long time ago, otherwise why didn't you want the Lancer who came to your door?"

Jotaro said with a smile in his tone, "Ah, you finally figured it out, I thought you wouldn't think about it until the moment you came on stage."

"Damn it!" Jonah spread the fruit in his hand on the table, and frantically pulled his hair. "I didn't think of such an obvious loophole. I made a big mistake."

Platinum Star picked up the fruit and ate it all by himself, making the sound of Euler.Why doesn't my stupid Oudodo come out to play, the two-headed body is so cute, he's a thief.